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(Retro Granny, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:20, archived)

Oooooo!

Baggsy the caption:

"Did he take 6 bites, or was it only 5?"

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naughty_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:24, archived)

anyone work in an office

I hate it when people say I will be on my mobile for the next 2 hours, but this is what I imagine

(Alienboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:20, archived)

that's just what it looks like

when I'm on my mobile. I'm so small and delicate I drift off into the sky, you know.

Not really but that is a beautiful pic sah and has made a nice image in my head for next time I hear that phrase.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:29, archived)

PDF files are bad!

www.thinkofthechildren.co.uk/

(Beaver Hateman, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:19, archived)

pdf's do suck

but they are the best we've got..

that site is quite amusing.

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Darkedge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:23, archived)

that is nice

but I shan't blog it until tomorrow

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:25, archived)

I like that lots.

Wonderful.

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Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:28, archived)

Irrational font hatred!

Just got a CV sent in, written entirely in Comic Sans MS!!! argghhhh I hate it hate it hate it...

PS does any kind person remember that ace tiny font that was mentioned on here a month or so ago?

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curry monster, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:19, archived)

sevenet7

or silkscreen are good 'uns.

cal's got some ickle fonts for download over at iamcal.com

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:21, archived)

ta everyone

that is the one I was thinking of too

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curry monster, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:30, archived)

argh!

i *hate* comis sans. am seriously considering uninstalling it. but writing a CV in it? that's just stupidity. also considering uninstalling times new roman, incidentally.

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evil pixie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:21, archived)

silkscreen is lovely

from www.kottke.org

dare i ask what the position applied for was? please don't say "web developer"

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spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:22, archived)

bloody well hope it wasn't a

Web developer..

god the wankers that use that title when all they do is write the copy on the page.. I've heard the fuckwits call themselves web designers before as well.

Fucknuts.

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Darkedge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:27, archived)

ahem

I am a Web Developer. You got a problem with that? I didn't choose the title you know.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:30, archived)

don't have a problem

as long as you have actually written some html or have actually designed a layout.

if you still call yourself a web developer and all you have done is written copy (in word) you can go get some hummus and come back

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Darkedge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:38, archived)

oooh get you

I've written more HTML and designed more websites than you've had hot handbags my lad. Not to mention kittens.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:41, archived)

fair enuff

you are full justified my dear sir

(not the only hmtl coder mr friend i taught web design for a year m8... and not using a package.. pure hand coding...)

I just hate the twats who are copy writers who claim to be web developers as some of their text was on a web page..

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Darkedge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)

Web programmer is another

that amuses me - some seem to count HTML as a language.
Web Programmer = guys like the Apache guys as far as I am concerned.

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bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:32, archived)

I thought it

was a language, or am I being spoons again.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:36, archived)

it is a language

but a markup language, not a programming language. you're not being spoons.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:39, archived)

it's a

markup language, not a programming language...

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rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:39, archived)

Nope

HTML is content with some formatting information (ie. a document), in the same that a Word or PDF file is a document.

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bob dinosaur, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:42, archived)

managed to get my job title changed to Senior Developer from Web Developer... too pigeonholed for my liking. And yes, HTML is a language of sorts. Though not in the programming sense....

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Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:47, archived)

it was

an unsolicited CV for a senior managerial position of some sort.

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curry monster, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:32, archived)

mail him back, ask him if he has pointy hair

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spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:36, archived)

senoir management

and he did it in comic sans?

get him in for an interveiw and then laugh at him for the entire meeting and they say sorry, you are not what we are looking for.

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Darkedge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:19, archived)

was the

entire CV done as a comic? that would be great...

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rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:24, archived)

I considered writing

an "honest CV" part of my website (explaining how I have spent most of my life sitting on my arse doing nothing and sometimes getting paid for it.) Then I remembered prospective employers might actually look at my website.

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Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:26, archived)

No, but

The best CV I received from a designer was done as a packet of washing powder.

Very nice it was, too...

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Natt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:28, archived)

My favourite CV feature?

Under 'software skills':
Internet Explorer version 4, 5 *and* 6

always impresses me...

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:24, archived)

Send it back

"That was funny!"
My boss has a crippling deficiency which makes him use 'that' font on everything.

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helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:25, archived)

I thought everyone knew

CV's were to be done in 48pt Impact Bold.

Fire up the Linotype dad, I got a CV coming!

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bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:26, archived)

Amen!

I worked for a company where everyone used Comic (bloody) Sans on their presentations... I insisted on using Verdana just as a protest.

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galanthis, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:29, archived)

Cruel sod

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:16, archived)

I couldn't stop laughing

for ages when I saw that
/edit: oops, I seem to have triple posted like a total fuckwit. Maybe I should be shot into space.

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Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:22, archived)

or perhaps

just shot ?

joke - likes you really

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:33, archived)

Furtive Jim

Finds his way into Aussie pop star's underwear (again)

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:14, archived)

now that

does look like fun :)

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rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:17, archived)

ooohhh...

i wish i was him. she is lovely.

(pouletboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:17, archived)

Making a perfect spectacle of meself

By attempting to suppress laughter and hide spontaneous erection at same time.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:21, archived)

i love natalie imbruglia.

she is so very very pretty.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:22, archived)

I've alwas thought

my girlfriend looked a bit like her. An example pic is here but it's not a terribly good'un, and it's in bmp format. D'ya think? D'ya not think?

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shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:32, archived)

it's hard to tell

post more pictures ;)

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rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:35, archived)

naked

ones

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:37, archived)

She pretty.

but I don't see much of a resemblance in that picture.

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Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:38, archived)

here ya go.......

(emm0uk, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)

LAST

Call for Hell, the hell bus is leaving in a minute, please board....

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:15, archived)

I think the bus

from b3ta is full, can they send another?

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Allanon, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:26, archived)

"Oooooooohhh say can you seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...."

No. I have my eyes shut during the 12th one minute silence of the day.

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Your Mum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:15, archived)

By Dawns early light?

Don't know Dawn, and I have to flick the switches myself.
Having Dawn do that for you is just to much.

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bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:19, archived)

I knew a lass who used to remove all plug sockets from wall before bed. Most annoying.

BTW. The US were destined to be warmongers. Look at the rest of their natty anthem:

'O'er the ramparts we watched,
were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets red glare,
the bombs bursting in air'

America: An excuse to bomb people (just dont do it back, that would be wrong).

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Your Mum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:26, archived)

And the french?

They sing about the blood of their enemies flowing and stuff.

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bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:29, archived)

...And we just wish the Queen a good time.

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Your Mum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:33, archived)

isn't there a lot of anti-Scottish stuff

in the other 10,000 verses?

"Kick all the fucking jocks
In their exposed bollocks
God Save The Queen!" etc...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:37, archived)

As do

pretty much everybody. The Irish anthem "Amhráin na bhFiann" translates as "Soldier's Song", and Germany's old one was particularly nice...

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bob dinosaur, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:37, archived)

seen it!

mwuhahahaa

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:27, archived)

sorry. braindead.

(pouletboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)

hahaha

woo!

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rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:15, archived)

clever

that was one of my fave films... next to payback.. which also kicks ass

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hal9000 sme, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:19, archived)

What's his name?

I bet Tony Blair watches this every night before going to sleep...
salon.com/politics/comics/2002/09/11/remember/index.html

(Shaolin_Bukkake, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:10, archived)

Straight to b3tamax?

first post. not first image.

(SithAdmin, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:08, archived)

"first post. not first image."

how's that work then?

nice pic by the way

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adverse_camber, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:12, archived)

Re: "first post. not first image."

did a couple of images with a friend before.

(SithAdmin, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:13, archived)

not first post

the last few of mine have been Wiv 'Major' help from Sith. I have persuaded him now to post in his own, for his glory. I will carry on posting mine by myself from now on.

(Phlebus, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:17, archived)

Gotcha

*winks and does that pointy thing with his finger like he's firing a gun*

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adverse_camber, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:19, archived)

Can

someone Spazz that pic of the bombed-out Houses of Parliament? I feel like REALLY scaring some collegues....

/evil laugh

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:06, archived)

was on the front page a while ago..

is there an archive? I never look at the FP anymore.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:16, archived)

hmmm...

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stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)

What a devious little man

Leslie Crowther is.

(who he?)

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Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:07, archived)

you sick fuck

hahahahahaha

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mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:07, archived)

look at that cheeky smile

he knows whats going to happen when they open 'em....

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youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:08, archived)

"crackerjack you spastic motherfucker!"

that is who leslie crowther is isn't it?

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mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:09, archived)

heh

I've just had to explain laughing out loud for no reason.....

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youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)

aye

and the price is right.
he's a window licker himself these days, got fucked up in his car during the storms a few years back.

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:12, archived)

He's dead.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:13, archived)

*sigh of

relief from the nation's spastics*

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stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:14, archived)

you just made me choke on a pot noodle.

you bastard....

i have a hilarious mental picture of a bunch of spastics celebrating his death with a party.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:18, archived)

heh heh heh

he said mental
huh huh huh

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youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:21, archived)

oh dear

didn't realise, RIP les

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:16, archived)

and this...

(Rachel B, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)

Looks like a small red 'x'

Did you work long on it?

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Your Mum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:06, archived)

geocities don't love you =(

leave them for someone better, like tripod.co.uk or netfirms.com

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spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:06, archived)

He tried but I failed...

Click here then and here

(Rachel B, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:08, archived)

they don't work either

get thee over to MSN or wherever

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poshpaws, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:29, archived)

does

Andrew know your hosting pictures on his Web Site? ;-)

(Begbie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)

Dave?

It's MY site and HIS pics anyway! :-P

(Rachel B, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:14, archived)

Who's

Andrew Gough then?

(Begbie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:22, archived)

LOL

A-1 stuff, not a duffer in sight.

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:27, archived)

Guess who's boyfriend just got photoshop 7?!

(Rachel B, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:02, archived)

my girlfriends'?

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adverse_camber, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:03, archived)

Erm,

Mine did, but it's probably not him you are talking about...

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:03, archived)

Oh I can I can! ...yours.

Except now you need some decent hosting. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:03, archived)

sandra redx, from brokenlincolnshire?

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)

Hmph.

Bloody geocitites!

(Rachel B, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:06, archived)

yep

they're scum. you could try an msn community or tripod.co.uk...

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rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:08, archived)

Big Skies

Ah Lincolnshire, fair land of my youth.

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Staticgirl, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:29, archived)

with the nation on high security today...

i thought this was appropriate

click image for 1024x768 version

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spassmonkey, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:02, archived)

Hahaha! It's Portaloo Station!!

I probably should apologise for this but I ain't gonna. Bollocks to you.

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adverse_camber, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:55, archived)

especially as Virgin trains don't go there...

...I should know, I stand at the platform with a flask and a notebook a couple of times a week.

(Mattyboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:58, archived)

What?

You're not actually owning up to being a trainspotter are you?!?

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itwontbeeasy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:12, archived)

that's

some fine work, boys

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:00, archived)

very very funny

i like it.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:01, archived)

last joke of fritz

(superhari, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:55, archived)

well I

liked it.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)

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