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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)

Fuck me with a stick...

That's creepy...

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B.T., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)

*fetches stick*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:36, archived)

A tickling stick?

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:36, archived)

no no no

a fucking stick

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)

ooooh....

*fetches tax man*

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)

Big Ears

style cotton buds methinks

(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)

Sorry I had to...

get's coat

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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)

Hahaha, brilliant

Have a completely unrelated tenuous compo repost

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in vino veritas, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)

true

(simod, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 23:03, archived)

phwoara the explorer

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mongychops, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)

NSFW?

(Memorex don't you have anything better to do?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)

^this

also, not sure on the level of wit required to stick tits and cocks on stuff. we b3tans, shirley we can do more?
/crit blog

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)

there is more?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:33, archived)

there's always drugs and violence

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)

exactly

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)

don't forget the

stuff that is just plain creepy...

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 23:08, archived)

What did she say?

What?

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)

oooh, get her

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mongychops, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)

i dunno

working late, got flu... grumpy.

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)

err.....

dunno, do you not think there's a certain pleasure in being as childish as possible? I only say this as I regularly spend drunken hours listening to people with proper degrees making cock jokes.

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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)

hell yes

but i'm seeing a lot of it at the moment. now it just seems a bit, well, lame. it has it's place, but shopping a cock on everything...
i take that back. shopping a cock on everything IS funny. just not all the time.
bah, ye ken me.

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)

they are tits

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mongychops, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)

i'm poorly

and i wrote tits earlier

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)

b3ta is the only place

where you would have to loudly protest
that you did in fact write tits earlier on

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)

that is why i love it so

edit: well that and certain internet chatrooms, i imagine

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)

yeah

I get you...I just think that there's certain people who have NO originality who are like "errrrr, cocks on photos aren't funny, stop it" without actually doing anything creative in response.

so

fuck 'em :) more cocks on photos the better, I say. and if they disagree they can come out for a pint and discuss it rather than holing up in bedrooms being patroninsing little twunts. I'm 27 years old for god's sake. and a bit pissed.

p.s. comedy of repetition, etc :)
p.p.s anyone who ever expected this competition to be other than a parade of CDCs is not living in the real world...etc...nothing against you, you seem lovely :) night.

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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)

first, i'm totally not saying that. cocks are funny. trust me, i'm a woman, i know.

comedy of repitition, yes, true, but if it's a default cock-on-a-picture response...

going to bed now because frankly, i feel shat on now. i really do.

EDIT: sorry, flu making me grumpy. apologies. bed now

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:54, archived)

CHAPL HAT PEGS!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)

my little boy loves dora

but all the merchandising is aimed at girls

fucking sexism

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)

is your little boy gay?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)

dunno yet

he's only 18 months old
it's a bit early to say

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)

is he

~~mincing~~ walking yet?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)

little fucker is running

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)

ha ha

my boy's 2 and he's running and climbing and all sorts

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)

maybe he's getting the horn while he's a young un

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

(Dooley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:33, archived)

they're missing a trick then

cos does it mean only girls and gays should learn basic spanish?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)

exactly

now you're getting it

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:36, archived)

enough to let them ward off spaniards when they're older

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)

WRONG!

(missyoshi ms paint is where it's at, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)

woot and wrong at the same time..

you make me confused*

* and not sexually

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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)

Oh dear GOD

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)

Haha, I would.

Bit of ethnic. Phwoar.

(Dooley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)

no!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)

Brill and a half!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)

Hmmmm,

I reckon that's going to far.

Can't explain why, just sets off an alarm bell more than others

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:36, archived)

like i'd give a fuck

;)

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mongychops, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)

This...is..is..illegal isn't it?

Goodness!

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B.T., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:36, archived)

Hahahahaha

This is so wrong.

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in vino veritas, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)

^ this

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le brian, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:39, archived)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)

Help

I think I'm legally obliged to poke my eyes out after seeing this.

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le brian, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)

excellent work mongy

you dirty bugger

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)

hahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:46, archived)

Hahahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 23:00, archived)

Sesame street is brought to you today with the word tramp.

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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)

haha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)

hahahah

best one so far*

*or at least, first one that's prompted me to think 'best one so far'

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)

Cheers chick

I'm trying.

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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:39, archived)

good one Mrswoodbine

woo!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:36, archived)

i really didn't notice, until bilbobarneybobs pointed it out

no nekkidness until after the flu, sorry peeps
bit of a bosh, but just to say, you're all ever so lovely, thanks for having me

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)

niceandwarmandhot and bilbobarneybobs
up a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g

your names are too long!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:29, archived)

congratumilationalotionalistickibibubblibathifications!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:29, archived)

^thiiiiis

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)

what a good word

lets get it in the dictionary. it'll beat antidisestablishmentariansim any day.

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)

'grats!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)

cognartluatiosns

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)

congrats

and stuff

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)

Well done on your BRN

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in vino veritas, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:54, archived)

Repost for compo

Clickie for bigger version

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:26, archived)

class!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)

ZOMG

not Flash!!!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)

They emigrated :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)

nicely

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:29, archived)

Bindun? Probably.

EDIT: Seeing as it's you, Aphex...

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B.T., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:24, archived)

are you sure it's big enough?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:25, archived)

Oh yes. Quite content with the size

Others, however, are not.

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B.T., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)

i think he meant the filesize...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)

On the grounds that's too big

Have two peas in a re-pod that are vaguely compo related.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)

George looks like Nathan Lane!

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B.T., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:41, archived)

I see what you mean

And Mad King George is a producer, after all....

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)

err....

Mr Belding?

how much was this compo made for MSPaint?

edit: 2K over...sorry

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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)

Not at all.

It was made for people with genuinely clever and funny ideas, not CDCs.

/handbags blog

(Dooley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)

hehehe

yeah :)

marry me.

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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:24, archived)

Saved by the bell.....

you know... don't bother saving me next time...
*walks like a cowboy*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)

Oh sod it forgive me my sins.

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)

I wish that bear would rip his head off

that programme annoyed the hell outta me!
Have another tripple woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)

If only Ben had have ripped his fucking head off

that annoying little gitwizard!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)

it's funny to think that the

boy in gentle ben turned into the baldy guy
who is in such films as the waterboy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:24, archived)

And Apollo 13

and whenever they need a bald, slightly geeky looking irritating-as-fuck inbred

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:26, archived)

that's the fella

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:26, archived)

googling the dweeb is a bit scary

images.google.co.uk/images?q=Clint%20Howard&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)

jesus he's an ugly cunt

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:33, archived)

basically all of ron howard's films

(ie his brother is the only one who'll hire him - in bit parts)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)

he's not ron howards brother

is he?

edit: wow i didn't know that

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)

Yep

sad to think that Ron got the looks!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clint_Howard

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:33, archived)

ha ha ha

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)

Jigglypuff, you bellend.

(Dooley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:20, archived)

So wrong, so wrong, so wrong, so wrong, so wrong

(but so right)

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)

I would say you would if you could

but I can and I don't!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)

Oh fuck

That ain't right...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)

I can't stop staring!

(missyoshi ms paint is where it's at, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)

*doffs cap*

Evening!

(Dooley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:25, archived)

hello!

I'm still staring :*(

(missyoshi ms paint is where it's at, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:28, archived)

rather hypnotising

compo it!

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DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)

marry me

I mean it.

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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)

You'll never leave...

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)

i was thinking

"silly bugger's left out the actual prisoner guy"

THEN I SPOTTED HIM LOL!!1!ROFL

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)

I had to look twice...

I thought it was Dr Gillian again!
woo 4 balamoorie *gets that song stuck in head*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)

What's the story in Balamory - wouldn't you like to know?!?

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)

the one in the midle with the stripey jumper

mrs hooley or whatever she's called.
she lives near me. i see her all the time.
whenever my son sees her he gets an excited look on his face!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)

ooh

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:20, archived)

Hahaha, brilliant!

is anyone straight in Balamory?

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:20, archived)

Why did they re-name the village Balamory anyhows?

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vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)

hahaha

sinister

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)

Why is the chick in the wheelchair, wearing a jogging suit?

always wondered that...

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SolidGoldChimp, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)

she's not really disabled

its some kind of benefits racket.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)

there goes Bod...

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)

Seams a bit big doesn't it?

(Dooley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)

yes

it is a bit

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)

hahahahahahahah

pure and simple and utterly wrong

But I would watch the episode with fascination

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)

oh dear god

heh

(simod, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 23:06, archived)

bindun to fuck

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)

yup

i did one like that ages ago
and it was already a bindun then

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)

O rly?

Click for big
Click for small
Click for night time
Click for hamtouchers
Click for a picture of music
Click for big
Click for small
Stop, touch, ham

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)

you forgot the merc wheels

silly dave

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)

nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)

Great ebayer

A++++++++++++++ service, would recommend buying high art from

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:25, archived)

Now we know why jessica rabbit is always smiling..

Check out my perfect font matching pfft

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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)

that's the best font matching ever!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)

lol

I love this pic.

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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)

^this

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)

I was about to say at least it doesn't have a magenta cock

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)

Postman Pat's New Pastime (Apart from stroking hairy pussycats...)

(Huggy G The Last time I raped your mum was on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)

CLICK "EDIT"

Then in drop down menu(this is a normal post) click "a challenge entry"

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)

Hurrah

I like the double iconage though, congratulations!

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in vino veritas, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)

Thank yous very muchley

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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)

Not my Misses, then.

She never uses hers. Or needs to.

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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:20, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)

ha ha ha

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)

Heh.

That explains everything.

(tomsk, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)

winner!

:D
WooYayHoupla!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)

Simple yet effective

Woo!

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in vino veritas, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)

Woo!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)

Nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:20, archived)

80 days around the world..

and we won't say a word...

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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)

what happens on the trip

stays on the trip!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)

hahaha!

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mr spoons, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)

He's called willy

hehehehehe

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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)

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