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# Found this incredibly old joke near Dunbar last week...

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# don't forget cliff thorburn
he's the most dangerous of the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# 'tis done
Thanks for the warning.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# thank you
*clicks now*
he looks like he could rip a man's head from his body
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# how about
peter sutCLIFFe?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# he's obviously the more dangerous one
although not a true cliff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Damn you Cliffs!
A lazy Sunday iSketch anyone? B3ta room as usual
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# SOrry got disconned
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# those damn life-support machines
you just can't trust them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# TuTT's Sheffield bash pix now on Flickr
www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/sets/72157600271303825/



token pic from our canteen at work to keep the board nazis from tearing me a new one for posting in a new thread....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 27 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I bet it was awesome :-(
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 27 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# It was the least beer I've ever drunk at a bash
but not any worse for it... too knackered to title all the pics this morning and I have a luncheon appointment.. maybe later.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 27 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I managed a coke then had to go
I felt a complete twat
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 27 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# *misinterprets both parts of your message*
sounds like a good night
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Haha ;-)
That wasn't the case unfortunatly.

Just hope I didn't offend anyone...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 27 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
#
t br

edit: not any more....and £1.03? what an odd price
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Hellooo
Ace pics - we had much fun
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I always look like a mong on bash pics!
Nice Pics. : )
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 27 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I've had new pants on for no days now
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# that disco. the one in the middle of the town. are you not going to it?
edit: woo to pants. a wonderful new invention, clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I do like that song:)
It's trivially happy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# haha.
Blackpool was shit so I did not stay the night. I did however spot this coincidence.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 27 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Just looks like him to me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# haha
good spot.


( wait, where's his wheelchair?) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Yes it does, doesn't it:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# but richard dawkins doesn't have a wheelchair...
unless god's decided to finally strike him down
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Oi!
You leave Sue Perkins out of this!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# i've posted her too many times
she's staying in her box
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I was wondering if it was going to make an appearence at some point:P
I used to think she was hot when she did Light Lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 27 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# i still think she's nice
not that i'm holding out any hope, you understand
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# As you both have the same taste in women?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 27 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *giggles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# hehehe
Sadly TGA dun it
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# TGA has done everything
ever
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Including Mrs. TGA:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
#
including except
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# except some of the more unnatural things involving goats
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# pfft.
That is patently untrue. TGA has nearly done everything. Zak McFlimby on the other hand....
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Bah, he
always steals my ideas...about 2 days before I think of them :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# That's caddery
plain and simple!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Pffft.
It's the SOLD tag that makes it =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# A nice bell tower for the sabbath.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 27 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# There's got to be a bell ringer joke in there somewhere:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# We could try for something around the theme of bell end as well
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# as novelty condoms go, that's certainly different
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Yup up there with the chain mail one:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for compo

click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# hopper-based pun. nice
also, i made this. it is a kitten on a skateboard
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Nighthawks is...
...my favourite painting; got it in my dining room, only wish it was the original and not one from the sale at Focus DIY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# top hint #37
Make your prints look original by painting over them.

then sell for substantial amounts
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I'll try that...
...does it work with tapestries too?
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# do not try it with tapestries
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Painting over them in egg white should give them a nice texture
I'm not completely sure it works though
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I went a bit mad on the idea

click
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Aaaw
And he brought his own cutlery too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] too mad

click
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha`
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] and finally the bottom of the barrel scraping...

click
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# does that make osama a
terrorhawk?
ps: his head still looks like a pint of guinness, doesn't it? i have tried to do this shop but can't get it to work right
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# that's the best one
no pun actually intended on this occasion
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Could someone be so kind
as to telling me what the original title of that painting is? (Not the nighthakws one)
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# it aint easy being green...
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Winnar!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 27 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# How does she smell?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# awful
etc etc

ning all
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Woo
Go on admit it, she's hiding an unsightly zit:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# she's just stopping herself
from punching herself on the cheeks anymore
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Well it's cheaper than rouge:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# 'ning!
zit cock
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# 'ning matey
Good game or iSketch last night.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# yeah, apart from 'accent'... wtf was that about?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# lol
You could have added phrases like 'ello boyo and 'ello mi loveraaaaah:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# real manga sunday is shit
give it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Venus+
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# oh my...oh...oh...GARG!
get out of my dreams!
(rufuszofenluder no skill, no will..., Sun 27 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# and in to my car
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
.
.
.
.
.
.
me eyes :-(
(b, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# blimey
they had different visions of the perfect female form in those days
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# That's gonna haunt me for life
WOO!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# NOT SAFE FOR HUMANITY!!!
Gaaaaaaah!
and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# That's rather excellently done!
Would...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Definitely this
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *Fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Good Lord
She's going to be producing her own sauce in all those folds.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 27 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# needs more talc
nicely done, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# oi!
you been taking pictures of me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# holy fucking mother of fucking damn shitting fucking oh my god wtf?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# coat
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sun 27 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# TEXT ON A PIGEON!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# /shrugs
RPS! (shite i know)
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sun 27 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# It´s funny...
why is everybody so technique? Better simple and funny than elaborate and i-dont-know...
(rufuszofenluder no skill, no will..., Sun 27 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# no its not
....

....

....

but you're right - I didn't do any better so I'll shut up. :)
(b, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# i agree
if something's funny i don't care if there's no evidence of photoshop skillz.
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# NO.
Also, you dropped these:
Y O and these: Y O.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Hi King!
king_bong
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# pft
you silly!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Guinness turns your vomit black...
(rufuszofenluder no skill, no will..., Sun 27 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# guinness IS black vomit
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# .
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sun 27 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# change the top line of the bottom pic to...
...
パフェクト　スピュー

To make it read "Perfect Pint" and "Perfect Spew"

:-)
(b, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# like this!


Only even slightly more amusing if you speak Japanese
(b, Sun 27 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# faaaaaannnnnkssss!
Nice one.
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sun 27 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# 'ning all. Thought it needed more beer trophy traffic cone


Two hats was such a waste:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# aww
you de-seamed too!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# woo,
thanks...
(rufuszofenluder no skill, no will..., Sun 27 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Now with added kebab
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Male limbo dancers may not enter...
(rufuszofenluder no skill, no will..., Sun 27 May 2007, 9:49, archived)
# hahahaa
is this a RPS??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# What´s an RPS?
Sorry, I´m a noobie...it´s a real sign if you mean that
(rufuszofenluder no skill, no will..., Sun 27 May 2007, 9:52, archived)
# sorry - yeah real photo sunday :D
its a great find :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I say:
when you can´t photoshop...photo something stupid...
(rufuszofenluder no skill, no will..., Sun 27 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# great moto to live with :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Real Person Shooter
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# hahahaha
love it
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# crazy angel
Crazy Angel
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:47, archived)
# cor!
nipples!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:52, archived)
# pffft
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Hellooooo Crazy Angel!
Nicely done.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# thank you sir!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# excellent thigh dents
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] A little Titian, perhaps?

(DeadMeat, Sun 27 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# noice!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# 'ning mutster
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# frot this!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# HA!
I laughed at this yesterday, but I'm still laughing at it now :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# this link would have suited last weeks comp nicely....
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=649833458
'Ning DM, 'Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:04, archived)
# 'ning 'ning

that looks like a cool thing to do

I hope they all get crushed by running into a concrete wall
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# ouch
you're not gonna want one of them up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# goatse man might!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# 'ning...

...for RPS, please enjoy fwapping away to one of our local Sheffield crack whores :o)
(I_tickle_myself, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:50, archived)
# HAHAHA
It's funny because she's skinny
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:57, archived)
# LOOK OUT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:58, archived)
#
is that a subtle tony the tiger ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 May 2007, 8:02, archived)
# That's a lion, maaaan.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 27 May 2007, 8:03, archived)
# it is kitty woo
either way . yay i say
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 May 2007, 8:05, archived)
# ..
don't be laughing like that at {insert username}'s mum
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:59, archived)
# it almost looks like shes hovering
a hovering crack-whore would be fantastic
*starts a petetion*
(I helped save b3ta! cupz, Sun 27 May 2007, 8:11, archived)
# *signs*

hoverwhores for everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 May 2007, 8:16, archived)
# I'd sign up for
a Hoovering Crack-Whore
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sun 27 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Arf!
Great capture!
'Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 8:12, archived)
# good morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 May 2007, 8:16, archived)
# 'Ning squire!
How goeth it?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 8:16, archived)
# I'm okay
although I'd have liked to be sleeping some more than I did
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 May 2007, 8:25, archived)
# Know how you feel.
I've had insomnia for the last few weeks and it's driving me up the wall :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 8:35, archived)
# Now she's skinnier


'nings all.


[edit]

Thanks for the feedback, changed it. Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 27 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# That is a very slow working gravity you got there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Blimey!
Is Sheffield on the moon?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:09, archived)
# All kittin fanciers get your fix of fur at the infinite cat project > > >
cats looking at cats looking at cats .
www.infinitecat.com/infinite/cat-html/1138.html


(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Keepin it Surreal. Yo.
d'Ali-G: keeping it surreal
click for MASSIVE . aye.

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:53, archived)
# Actually, it IS a pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:55, archived)
# bulgaria !
now i'm going to have to fix it to make the jokfl work
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:02, archived)
# Ha!
and greetings fellow insomniacs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:36, archived)
# Up early for another shower?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:40, archived)
# I just took one
thankyouverymuch :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:42, archived)
# grot !
are you two still having one offs in the shower waiting for your missuses ? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:45, archived)
# I'd like
to say it's more than "one offs". I reload in about 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:47, archived)
# you tom jones you
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:52, archived)
# The second shot
is very brackish, I'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:54, archived)
# is it brackish (tm) ?




(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:57, archived)
# And(!)
has more bits in.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:59, archived)
# Chunky Custard ! With real yak fat ..
-a prize to whoever can remember where that product came from-
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 May 2007, 8:03, archived)
# Wit da majik of Google
Australia, You're standing in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 27 May 2007, 8:11, archived)
# bravo ! have a ...
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 May 2007, 8:16, archived)
# needs more hoverwhores
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# I got that
without even google. :)
(b, Sun 27 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# er, no
she got here yesterday morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:49, archived)
# sucks having to do the housework again
doesnt it :::
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:51, archived)
# Ha!
you're damn right there :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Cassatt meets Glitter..
(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Sun 27 May 2007, 5:16, archived)
# you love your cute daughter for 10 years?
...hihi
(I helped save b3ta! TOO MUCH ANGER TO RELEASE! exploding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sun 27 May 2007, 5:29, archived)
# hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 5:53, archived)
# I AM HUNGRAY FOR SOME PAN-GO-LIN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:18, archived)
#
www.guardian.co.uk/china/story/0,,2088589,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:19, archived)
# I totally wish that was my boat.
I'd find an island somewhere and start a utopia.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:28, archived)
# that actually sounds pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:29, archived)
# LET'S BUY SEALAND
WE CAN DO HEAPS OF COKE AND HAVE A PRESIDENTIAL HOOKER'S TITS TO SNORT IT OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:30, archived)
# OH MY GOD YES.
WE NEED A FUNDRAISER FOR THIS. I WILL MAKE FLYERS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:33, archived)
# I can smell the ocean already.
THIS IS TOTALLY GOING TO HAPPEN, WE JUST NEED TO VISUALISE THE WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:34, archived)
# THE NATIONAL INTERNET FOUNDATION TO HELP GRONKPAN AND DYSLEXIA AND SOME PRESIDENT HOOKERS TO GET TO THE OCEAN AND START A UTOPIA FOUNDATION.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:35, archived)
# THIS IS IT. WE'RE ABOUT TO HIT THE BIG TIME.
THIS IS THE SUCCESS I ALWAYS FELT LIKE I WAS MISSING OUT ON, ALL MY LIFE. THIS ONE MOMENT HAS TURNED ME FROM A BOY TO A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:42, archived)
# THIS IS MY RAINBOW TO CHASE. THIS SHIP HAS COME IN BUT I WAS ALREADY SWIMMING OUT TO IT, THIS IS HOW CONFIDENT I AM.
I AM VERY CONFIDENT OF THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:54, archived)
# NOW IS THE TIME TO BELIEVE IN THIS SUCCESS.
WE NEED TO CLAIM OWNERSHIP FIRST AND REALISE OUR GOAL OF OWNERSHIP LATER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:10, archived)
# I'd hunt for pangolins every night, and I'd use their scales to help me lactate.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:29, archived)
# A WOMAN I FUCKED FOR TEN YEARS WAS FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE.
OH NO.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 5:07, archived)
# I GOTTA SAY,
I'M PRETTY TIRED, FUCKING FOR TEN YEARS TOOK A LOT OUT OF ME.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 5:07, archived)
# See you next tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 27 May 2007, 5:19, archived)
# YEAH, OKAY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 5:52, archived)
# How old are you now?!
how old were you since the begining?
15 or 16years old?
ha?!is it possible?
(I helped save b3ta! TOO MUCH ANGER TO RELEASE! exploding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sun 27 May 2007, 5:25, archived)
# the first one.
and then the second the year after.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 5:53, archived)
# Christ.
That's a bit irritating.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Sun 27 May 2007, 5:53, archived)
# SO ARE YOU, ASSHOLE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 5:58, archived)
# Oh come off it.
Don't be a wankrag.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Sun 27 May 2007, 5:59, archived)
# suck on my jamrag like a cigar, you spermless peice of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:05, archived)
# At the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 27 May 2007, 5:54, archived)
# YESSIREE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 5:57, archived)
#
„Ị-lq uỊ lun pu Ịun no Ị ‚uỊo ‚no„ ´pỊs pu
ps oნ o pu ნỊ lỊl uo uỊ oნ I
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:00, archived)
# GO BACK TO 4KHAN YOU FAGGORT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:02, archived)
# Heh, I thought so.
l lls
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:03, archived)
# oh no,
don't leave.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:04, archived)
# WHY DO I KEEP LOGGING IN JUST AS THINGS SLOW DOWN?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:14, archived)
# BECAUSE YOU SUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:25, archived)
# YOU SUCK MORE BY DEFAULT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:26, archived)
# I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:27, archived)
# NEW COMMENTS!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:38, archived)
# I BET MY BIPPY AND WON. NOW I HAVE TWO BIPPIES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 7:09, archived)
# I love that curtis mayfield song "woman's got soul"
"BUT THE WOMAN'S GOT A HOLE,
SHE'S GOT TO HAVE SOUL"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:10, archived)
# space wars
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:15, archived)
# HEY DID YOU LIKE MY MOVIE?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:25, archived)
# YES
I liked the second half a bit better. But good
madness through out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:28, archived)
# I've got a longer version with actual effort tthat I'm working on with the suicide kid in the movie.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:30, archived)
# AWESOME.
Suicide kid totally nailed his part in that movie.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:31, archived)
# he commited suicide.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:33, archived)
# WITH A GUN.
None of this phoney wrist-slashing, drug overdose bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:35, archived)
# HES A REAL SUICIDE MAN.
HE COMMIT SUICIDE LIKE A TOUGH MAN WITH HIS GUN WHILE DRINKING. JUST LIKE THAT GUY FROM THE MOVIE AND THE OTHER GUY WHO WROTE THE BOOK ABOUT THE MAN AND THE SEA.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:36, archived)
# GUNGUNGUNGUNGUN.
FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:44, archived)
# You mean like the nothing from never ending story?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 May 2007, 6:26, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 27 May 2007, 8:42, archived)

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