

my brain will only take a certain amount of lode
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but this is not an accurate depiction of him, as he was rarely a negative person.
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Only way to be sure, innit.
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and drop vast quantities of of chewing gum from low earth orbit, by the time it hits the ground it'll be a deadly sticky plasma
as demonstrated by this equation: mmlng=mlgngslm(smlglmsg*mlnggnlsg)+IceCream
In conclusion, schmerg, merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm
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as demonstrated by this equation: mmlng=mlgngslm(smlglmsg*mlnggnlsg)+IceCream
In conclusion, schmerg, merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm

I like your manipulations...
...but I have seen some people criticise.
How does this make you feel?
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...but I have seen some people criticise.
How does this make you feel?

Would it care to see the sauce-pic, after it puts the lotion in the fucking basket?
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Sauce, anyone?
www.tibettraintravel.com/images/Tibet_Railway.jpg
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Ragu!
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www.tibettraintravel.com/images/Tibet_Railway.jpg
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Ragu!

Thanks for that.
But in a good way. Is the one 'at the back' trying to hump he other one? Or is that just me?
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But in a good way. Is the one 'at the back' trying to hump he other one? Or is that just me?

think of all the things you'll miss
like the sea
and processed vegetable matter
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like the sea
and processed vegetable matter

*heads down to the processed vegetable matter disco*
*BoOgIeZ*
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*BoOgIeZ*

haha! what's great pubes? full on a day!
*pubement*
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*pubement*


this is made mostly with Bryce 5 as are most of the animations I post.
you can download a free licensed copy of it here:http://www.download.com/3120-20_4-0.html?tg=dl-20&qt=Bryce%205.5&tag=srch&trid=658315134

I've been meaning to tell people that Bryce 5.5 has gone on shareware release for a couple of days now and kept bloody forgetting.
Good job. Everyone who fancies a bit of 3D mucking around and scene creation without having to be a CAD genius should try it.
I'm using Bryce 6.1 and still trying to get to grips with Victoria 4.0 in the studio.
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Good job. Everyone who fancies a bit of 3D mucking around and scene creation without having to be a CAD genius should try it.
I'm using Bryce 6.1 and still trying to get to grips with Victoria 4.0 in the studio.

for poser and Daz Studio.
www.daz3d.com/i.x/shop/catmain/-/Victoria?cat=350
Edit:// if you are going to buy anything from Daz for Bryce then do it now. They have a massive sale on. I paid a lot more than the current prices for my models and meshes.
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www.daz3d.com/i.x/shop/catmain/-/Victoria?cat=350
Edit:// if you are going to buy anything from Daz for Bryce then do it now. They have a massive sale on. I paid a lot more than the current prices for my models and meshes.

Some german company even made a porn game that was nothing more than full on shagging using the daz base models. Rude I tell you.
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( after I deleted the filth! It might still be on my dad's comp ;))
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*laughs*
*ponders meaning of life*
edit: have a choice quote from the first thing to come up on google
"Connect your interactive Fleshlightâ„¢ or any interactive Virtual Sex Strokerâ„¢ to your computer and enter a world of virtual sex."
oh.. dear.
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*ponders meaning of life*
edit: have a choice quote from the first thing to come up on google
"Connect your interactive Fleshlightâ„¢ or any interactive Virtual Sex Strokerâ„¢ to your computer and enter a world of virtual sex."
oh.. dear.

is fucking smashing. I'll give it to me Ma.
/birth stone amethyst not I'm going to fuck her ragged blog
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/birth stone amethyst not I'm going to fuck her ragged blog

Night B3ta :)
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...is it still good?
Apparently so.
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Apparently so.

but something similar was done of the french president.
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--- Battered ---
On telly as well.
Not really.
Silly Belgium.
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On telly as well.
Not really.
Silly Belgium.

neglecting the tennis element.
And the 'starring in 'Street Fighter' element(s)'.
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And the 'starring in 'Street Fighter' element(s)'.

in your signature.
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No! Spray nails = great new wepon. Allow me to demonstrate...
Hello Mr Rapist. Oh no, you're heading towards me with your schlong.
*Sprays nails*
hah no more eyes for you!
(not safe for use on drunk mornings when you misplaced it for your deodorant)
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Hello Mr Rapist. Oh no, you're heading towards me with your schlong.
*Sprays nails*
hah no more eyes for you!
(not safe for use on drunk mornings when you misplaced it for your deodorant)

It successfully makes you smell like a 15 year old boy desperate to pop his cherry!
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Needs more crudely drawn penises. :)
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for the hermaphrodites and trannies.
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They just don't receive the crude artistic attention they deserve.
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I'm reliably informed "you'll never find the fucker anyway" ;)
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grab some aspirin and force them into her mouth as she sleeps.
It will be sure to wake her asking "what are you doing now, you daft cnut?"
You'll tell her truthfully that you are giving her some aspirin and when she replies that she does not have a headache you can say "GREAT, ANY CHANCE OF A FUCK THEN?"
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It will be sure to wake her asking "what are you doing now, you daft cnut?"
You'll tell her truthfully that you are giving her some aspirin and when she replies that she does not have a headache you can say "GREAT, ANY CHANCE OF A FUCK THEN?"

Get some of those new condoms with the anesthetic coating. Put it on inside out and you won't even have to wake her!
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3 pubes = check
magenta = check
confused the under 18's = check
how crude does it have to be?
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magenta = check
confused the under 18's = check
how crude does it have to be?

It makes their mouth feel more like a fanny.
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that's madness, madness I say. And ruby red so surprisingly erotic.
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pull your neck in lech!
( He was excellent in 'Venus', I recommend it to all )
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( He was excellent in 'Venus', I recommend it to all )

from the word lecher of course.
And I'll give you the kids comment given that you are one of the very few actually older than me these days ;)
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And I'll give you the kids comment given that you are one of the very few actually older than me these days ;)

Noun 1. lecher - man with strong sexual desires
lech, letch, satyr
degenerate, deviant, deviate, pervert - a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior
ah well... you see, to be honest i am not the above.
a simple plain shag will do me. therefore, I am not a "lech"
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lech, letch, satyr
degenerate, deviant, deviate, pervert - a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior
ah well... you see, to be honest i am not the above.
a simple plain shag will do me. therefore, I am not a "lech"

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
PS !
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pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
PS !

fully paid for, updated and supported. That CS3 design Premium cost me 724 bastard pounds and I only use the illustrator as I prefer all the CS2 stuff ( old fashioned )
That's not even a tench of my apps collection, it's just what I like to have handy on the desktop.
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That's not even a tench of my apps collection, it's just what I like to have handy on the desktop.

I'm pretty sure you must be talking about me. My ginger hair and old man fat makes me kinda irresistable.
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Original in painter from photo ref ( of course )
but for a change I went and did some more work in Photoshop for the second image. click thumbs for big ( seeing as Cr3's hosting is fucking me around and telling me that a 170kb image is over 400kb )


I can't decide what I like best so there is only one way. You fight over it.
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but for a change I went and did some more work in Photoshop for the second image. click thumbs for big ( seeing as Cr3's hosting is fucking me around and telling me that a 170kb image is over 400kb )




I can't decide what I like best so there is only one way. You fight over it.

but you'd fuck a stab wound ;)
Nice to see you here so late. I do hope you are not working tomorrow.
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Nice to see you here so late. I do hope you are not working tomorrow.

I wouldn't anyway, I haven't got that sort of equipment.
Two Pints in scary mode. Love it, but it's really quite frightening. This in mind, I may be a bit absent...
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Two Pints in scary mode. Love it, but it's really quite frightening. This in mind, I may be a bit absent...

mange tout you are on about but knowing you, I'm sure it's all good ;)
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I thought it said Minge Tout... A new, subtle and somewhat high class term for a pimp.
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second is more artsy...
I'm in a realistic mood.
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I'm in a realistic mood.

dave the spesh. There's a job for me tomorrow if I remember.
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I wonder if every bloke had a small cock in the eyes of artists....
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Because they had small cocks stuck in their eyes
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put his cock near my eyes* small or not.
*lies, I've played rugby and had too many spit roasts
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*lies, I've played rugby and had too many spit roasts


*Only accurate if you couldn't beat me in a fight.

whilst I have a very open mind and an adventurous wife, I have enough trouble with getting things out of my colon. Trying to put things in there might be cause for violence. One way street I'm afraid. Much to the Mrs' consternation as she can't understand why she should have it and not me ;)
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it all depends on whether you're giving or receiving.
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posts past getting naked for you lot. Never mind, 5000 will come soon enough. (Ivv will not be pleased, she's been waiting for big round number nakedness from me for a few weeks now )
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I'd add a couple more frames into the cycle thing if I were you, it seems as if they were all done very hurriedly so no two frames are exactly alike in any way, but similar.
Tis most woo though!
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Tis most woo though!

i may do a hideously rude roobarb cartoon.
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I think the key will be in frame timing and the crudeness of the lines in each alternating frame.
They seem to use 3/4 frames of animation cycled through a period of around 25 frames per second in the original, all loosely based around the original but not enough to detract from the animation. May be worth a whirl.
oh, and they could never fucking colour in the characters properly either.
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They seem to use 3/4 frames of animation cycled through a period of around 25 frames per second in the original, all loosely based around the original but not enough to detract from the animation. May be worth a whirl.
oh, and they could never fucking colour in the characters properly either.

Then you'll be on track.
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Are on at silly o clock.
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we're on overtime!
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and a very dirty lady
/watching two pints blog
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/watching two pints blog

Damn manwife. I shall evict him from the playstation.
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Which episodes was it? I want the horror episode again- I'm ashamed to say that actually shit me up.
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And I'm sat here listening to I'm Sorry I Haven't a clue.
Oooh, three sneezes. What percentage of an orgasm is that?
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Oooh, three sneezes. What percentage of an orgasm is that?

I like how he has a furtive looksee before conjuring up a smoke.
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Being ever-so-pleased with her hip.
And a very nice hip it is too.
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And a very nice hip it is too.

Don't own cattle, and other such young expressions.
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I listened to your shape song today. I GAVE YOU MY TIME.
Be nice.
(It was very enjoyable, and it got manwife to look up from Ratchet and bloody Clank, so it must have been earth shattering in his world)
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Be nice.
(It was very enjoyable, and it got manwife to look up from Ratchet and bloody Clank, so it must have been earth shattering in his world)

I do so love the internet for misunderstanding tone.
I was being nice, in a sarcastic responding like you type of way. Playing along with the joke.
And PS - I'm 32. ;)
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I was being nice, in a sarcastic responding like you type of way. Playing along with the joke.
And PS - I'm 32. ;)

No arguments or I shall have at you with a wooden ruler which I am assured has tenderly stroked the bottom of many a schoolboy.
;-) (well aware, I'm just in one of those sorts of moods)
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;-) (well aware, I'm just in one of those sorts of moods)

You could haver gone to an all girls grammar school. Not as nice as would first appear. Hundreds and hundreds of hormonal, upset, shallow, vain, posh, spoilt, bitch and EXTREMELY self-satisfied young ladies.
GAH.
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GAH.

We could have done a school swap
But for 10 years and lots of etc's
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But for 10 years and lots of etc's

'Escuse me Mr 24 year old man, please take that ridiculous skirt off and leave this girl's school please'.
www.ahsonline.co.uk/
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www.ahsonline.co.uk/

I went to public school, I can heartily recommend it to vacant, arrogant wankers
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I wasn't quite that bad, I must admit. Actually I'm a complete scumbag, but growing up with the Forbes-Smythes of the home counties has left me somewhat....irreperably altered.
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just after the penis², right?
edit: i think we have a new sig
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edit: i think we have a new sig

I could imagine that being quite uncomfortable.
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My mother's a mathmatitian (I know that's not spelt right) and I'm a constant disappointment to her.
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today i bought that brain training game - due to my lack of maths skills, my brain age is 65!!
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You now have a cast-iron excuse for having a lovely sit down and watching bargain hunt.
With me. I love bargain hunt.
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With me. I love bargain hunt.

Because I am up, so there is still a reason to be awake- I may do something interesting.
I am sure you're waiting with baited breath. Don't worry, you'll have at least 2 seconds warning to pay full attention.
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I am sure you're waiting with baited breath. Don't worry, you'll have at least 2 seconds warning to pay full attention.

though I should really go to bed, cos I;ve been burning the candle at both ends for a number of weeks now
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her expression and pose just makes it
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or did you make it to the bathroom in time?
Don't vomit in sinks, it's guaranteed to lead to poking about, pushing things and all the sorts of activities you shouldn't be doing if you allready feel quite ill.
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Don't vomit in sinks, it's guaranteed to lead to poking about, pushing things and all the sorts of activities you shouldn't be doing if you allready feel quite ill.

(and no, I'm not wearing the outfit.....today)
Heheheehee
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Heheheehee

I understand 'yarr' as pirate speak.
I have no idea how you could equate this noise with japanese school girls laughing.
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I have no idea how you could equate this noise with japanese school girls laughing.

Easy, quick, clean but not anazing

I felt a swift change of subject was needed
/edit but i like Dave's picture, I'm drunk and this was made before Dave posted
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I felt a swift change of subject was needed
/edit but i like Dave's picture, I'm drunk and this was made before Dave posted

i think there are more than 3 reasons why there are 12 rats in the cabbage stew but i know of nothing that is more strange than a coughing chaffinch
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the reason it's stranger than never knowing where to look when eating a banana
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Have you thought of a name for your new personlet? How's your wifey doing?
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You know, I think you've inspired a totally sarcasm-free moment from me.
Is this how Mother Theresa felt?
I'm frightened.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:41,
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Is this how Mother Theresa felt?
I'm frightened.

If you do such a thing.
If I had one I think I'd be obsessed with it, and talk about it at every opportunity. As it stands I don't have one, so must consign myself to talking about others.
Hence this entire post.
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If I had one I think I'd be obsessed with it, and talk about it at every opportunity. As it stands I don't have one, so must consign myself to talking about others.
Hence this entire post.

by decent sized I mean I gave the midwife a shock.
My dad tells this story to every single one of my girlfriends.
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My dad tells this story to every single one of my girlfriends.

It's lucky I was born when I was a baby, I've got a huge arse now.
I really am quite tired and stoned, you must forgive me if I'm talking absolute knackers. You can tell I'm tired because I'm more eloquent than normal, which is a very strange experience. I was deliberately tired for my English GCSE exams.
Shut up Fae.
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I really am quite tired and stoned, you must forgive me if I'm talking absolute knackers. You can tell I'm tired because I'm more eloquent than normal, which is a very strange experience. I was deliberately tired for my English GCSE exams.
Shut up Fae.

God I'm so bored.
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but there is no need to be so direct about it
i just like you is all
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i just like you is all

i was wondering if it's okay to use comic dave's head to put on a 'The Scream' picture
i mean, i've already drawn it, but i wanted to have your permission before i use it in my art project and/or put it on b3ta
(it has you, screaming, with the speach bubble "How do they read our minds!?")
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i mean, i've already drawn it, but i wanted to have your permission before i use it in my art project and/or put it on b3ta
(it has you, screaming, with the speach bubble "How do they read our minds!?")

i should have it all done by monday anyway (birthday weekend + friends over = beer)
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:39,
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You're going to be like Peter Sutcliffe by the time you're my age.
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![Challenge Entry: Creationism [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

please don't befowl my beliefs

I demand you sacrifice yourself you bollockmonkey.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:15,
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To the horned master, oh the Great one
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I'm sure it's a potent metaphor for the human condition, I just can't see it right now.
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such as the graphical shite you see above
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and the exam wasn't even supposed to have finished by then...
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:26,
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cor crikey mate you just guffed?
how comes noone uses the word guff anymore?
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:24,
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how comes noone uses the word guff anymore?

so what word do you use then?
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I would say,
"Who has let some vile gaseous substance escape from the vile reaches of their lower intestine?2
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"Who has let some vile gaseous substance escape from the vile reaches of their lower intestine?2


and squeezed down on the accelerator..

Welcome ect ect ......try it with a twist of pepper though... makes all the difference..!!!!
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Grinning at a string of sausages.
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if you become famous I can say I was there at the start.
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