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# just good clean fun
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:16, archived)
# needs more magnet
:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:18, archived)
# he certainly had
a magnetic personality!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:18, archived)
# he likes to play his field
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:19, archived)
# I think we nearly agree...
we certainly aren't poles apart
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:21, archived)
# well, it is true that opposites attract.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:26, archived)
# I'm not having any kind of flux action tonight, that's for certain
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:27, archived)
# i can't handle all these puns
my brain will only take a certain amount of lode
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)
# and then it becomes repelled?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:31, archived)
# the overuse of puns does seem to have a polarizing effect on people.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:33, archived)
# true
but this is not an accurate depiction of him, as he was rarely a negative person.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:25, archived)
# Well, what's all this about then? ......glad you asked..basically, in the future the Japanese have created a 'World-Machine' or 'Wom' for short, unfortunately, this one has gone nuts, and they're trying to contain it.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:14, archived)
# wom
wom

wom
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:14, archived)
# World Of Meats.
Tool - Stinkfist
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:17, archived)
# *imagines world of meats*
hmmm :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:17, archived)
# BACON AND BRIE FOR THE MASSES!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:18, archived)
# those masses!
they'll never understand
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:19, archived)
# I say, we take off, and nuke em from orbit.
Only way to be sure, innit.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:20, archived)
# I say we nuke them _with_ orbit
and drop vast quantities of of chewing gum from low earth orbit, by the time it hits the ground it'll be a deadly sticky plasma

as demonstrated by this equation: mmlng=mlgngslm(smlglmsg*mlnggnlsg)+IceCream

In conclusion, schmerg, merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:22, archived)
# Ahh, the Wrigleys equation. Danke mein Wookie.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Mr Ree...
I like your manipulations...
...but I have seen some people criticise.

How does this make you feel?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:15, archived)
# Much like a small Spainiard during autumn.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:16, archived)
# we all know THAT feeling!
ha ha ha!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:17, archived)
# Hmmm, in the spring we'd make meat-helmets..
/Dr Evil
;D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:19, archived)
# i see monster face and teefs!
does that make me crazy?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:17, archived)
# Why, Or Mental?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:17, archived)
# distorted chrome reflection
yes?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:18, archived)
# Nope.
Would it care to see the sauce-pic, after it puts the lotion in the fucking basket?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:19, archived)
# No
being as i have no idea wftyaboab
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Ahh, shook, le boobar..
Sauce, anyone?
www.tibettraintravel.com/images/Tibet_Railway.jpg

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Ragu!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:25, archived)
# Lumpy

made with Bryce 5
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:04, archived)
# HOLY FUCK
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:09, archived)
# how did you know
that it was Holy Fuck?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:12, archived)
# god
always goes in smooth
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:13, archived)
# My mind has broken
Thanks for that.

But in a good way. Is the one 'at the back' trying to hump he other one? Or is that just me?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:11, archived)
# your right!
im obsessed with back humping
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:14, archived)
# I thought as much
Back humping is the way forward. Strangely.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:15, archived)
# it's a big throbbing pointy thing!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:12, archived)
# biggar please
i want to die :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:14, archived)
# don't die
think of all the things you'll miss

like the sea

and processed vegetable matter
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:15, archived)
# Yeah!
*heads down to the processed vegetable matter disco*

*BoOgIeZ*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:19, archived)
# don't forget your swimming pance
and a mop
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:20, archived)
# I use
my pubes for both of they.

*pubes*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:24, archived)
# ah, the use of pubes for not making a sense
haha! what's great pubes? full on a day!

*pubement*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:26, archived)
# *pubemositieses*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)
# *fotemengialises*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:59, archived)
# *screntpubellmositorovosses*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:08, archived)
# sorry
I only rendered it small
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:16, archived)
# A bit of pre-bed punnery
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:02, archived)
# hahah
christ
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:09, archived)
# worth more replies
nice upside down smile
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:16, archived)
# amythist

this is made mostly with Bryce 5 as are most of the animations I post.
you can download a free licensed copy of it here:http://www.download.com/3120-20_4-0.html?tg=dl-20&qt=Bryce%205.5&tag=srch&trid=658315134
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:01, archived)
# do you know.
I've been meaning to tell people that Bryce 5.5 has gone on shareware release for a couple of days now and kept bloody forgetting.

Good job. Everyone who fancies a bit of 3D mucking around and scene creation without having to be a CAD genius should try it.

I'm using Bryce 6.1 and still trying to get to grips with Victoria 4.0 in the studio.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:05, archived)
# s'cuse ignorence
whats victoria 4?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:09, archived)
# she's a model
for poser and Daz Studio.

www.daz3d.com/i.x/shop/catmain/-/Victoria?cat=350

Edit:// if you are going to buy anything from Daz for Bryce then do it now. They have a massive sale on. I paid a lot more than the current prices for my models and meshes.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:11, archived)
# I bet she does nawty things
in a variety of animations
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:13, archived)
# Oh you have no idea.
Some german company even made a porn game that was nothing more than full on shagging using the daz base models. Rude I tell you.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:18, archived)
# sexvilla 3d
not that i know anything about it like.....
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:19, archived)
# No me neither
( after I deleted the filth! It might still be on my dad's comp ;))
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:20, archived)
# *googles*
*laughs*

*ponders meaning of life*

edit: have a choice quote from the first thing to come up on google

"Connect your interactive Fleshlightâ„¢ or any interactive Virtual Sex Strokerâ„¢ to your computer and enter a world of virtual sex."

oh.. dear.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:24, archived)
# oh I dunno
I'm quite twisted

I have lots of ideas

:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:20, archived)
# it's the victoria
after 3...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:11, archived)
# I'm fucking awful at 3D
so very nice
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:10, archived)
# This
is fucking smashing. I'll give it to me Ma.

/birth stone amethyst not I'm going to fuck her ragged blog
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:14, archived)
# it's slow, have this
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:56, archived)
# do that before you come its awesome
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:57, archived)
# what?
some simple inkscape/gimp animation?

if you say so...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Don't tell barrymore.
I think he's tried it before though
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:59, archived)
# what?
Evolve from amoeba to man in 3 seconds?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:30, archived)
# Artsy!
:)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:58, archived)
# artsychoke
arf!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Christ, if the puns are getting that bad I'm going to bed.
Night B3ta :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:01, archived)
# night chap
mind your arse on the step. ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Can ya guss wha it is yet?!
A man strangling himself...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:58, archived)
# I saw this earlier and it was good...
...is it still good?

Apparently so.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:27, archived)
# it was on a deleted thread
but something similar was done of the french president.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:29, archived)
# Nicolas Sarkozy
--- Battered ---

On telly as well.

Not really.

Silly Belgium.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:52, archived)
# belgium
only good for beer and chocolate
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:59, archived)
# You appear to be
neglecting the tennis element.

And the 'starring in 'Street Fighter' element(s)'.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:11, archived)
# flowers for everyone
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:39, archived)
# mmm tasty.
Good night b3ta!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:41, archived)
# night
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:41, archived)
# psst... dont look now, but there is a bee flying backwards
in your signature.

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:41, archived)
# a bee backwards?
you mean an eeb?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:57, archived)
# nice but...
Needs more nails.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:41, archived)
# would..
'no more nails' do?
that is like nails. only not.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:42, archived)
# genius
No! Spray nails = great new wepon. Allow me to demonstrate...

Hello Mr Rapist. Oh no, you're heading towards me with your schlong.

*Sprays nails*

hah no more eyes for you!

(not safe for use on drunk mornings when you misplaced it for your deodorant)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:46, archived)
# deodorant
is for smelly people. let nature take its course.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:49, archived)
# But what about the Lynx effect?
It successfully makes you smell like a 15 year old boy desperate to pop his cherry!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:50, archived)
# I LOVE YOU
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:50, archived)
# hey
nothing says 'I LOVE YOU' like flowers
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)
# Or
throttling to the point of extermination.

I'm guessing.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:20, archived)
# That joke is by far too clever.
Needs more crudely drawn penises. :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:29, archived)
# especially crudely drawn shriveled ones.
for the hermaphrodites and trannies.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)
# I feel sorry for minges.
They just don't receive the crude artistic attention they deserve.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)
# well.....
*fires up graphics tablet*




maybe thats a good thing..
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:40, archived)
# excuse me sir but
your horse has slipped his collar.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:42, archived)
# reminds me of an ant's head, viewed side on
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)
# what is
that thing at the top?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Don't concern yourself with it.
I'm reliably informed "you'll never find the fucker anyway" ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:45, archived)
# certainly not tonight
she's sound asleep on the sofa
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:46, archived)
# quick
grab some aspirin and force them into her mouth as she sleeps.
It will be sure to wake her asking "what are you doing now, you daft cnut?"
You'll tell her truthfully that you are giving her some aspirin and when she replies that she does not have a headache you can say "GREAT, ANY CHANCE OF A FUCK THEN?"
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:50, archived)
# As an alternative
Get some of those new condoms with the anesthetic coating. Put it on inside out and you won't even have to wake her!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:52, archived)
# top tips
indeed.

to be honest, I'm glad of the rest.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:54, archived)
# not crude enough.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)
# wot?
3 pubes = check
magenta = check
confused the under 18's = check

how crude does it have to be?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:49, archived)
# needs more drama.
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:52, archived)
# That's why I love women who have no teeth
It makes their mouth feel more like a fanny.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)
# haha
that's madness, madness I say. And ruby red so surprisingly erotic.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)
# .
100% classy.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:55, archived)
# that is
all of the drama
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)
# a girly?
on teh internets?

that uses photoshop?


(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:58, archived)
# haha
pull your neck in lech!

( He was excellent in 'Venus', I recommend it to all )
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:59, archived)
# lech?
bloody kids.....

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:01, archived)
# letch
let the letch have his name.

you are welcome.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:05, archived)
# hehe, lech
from the word lecher of course.

And I'll give you the kids comment given that you are one of the very few actually older than me these days ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:10, archived)
#
Noun 1. lecher - man with strong sexual desires
lech, letch, satyr
degenerate, deviant, deviate, pervert - a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior

ah well... you see, to be honest i am not the above.

a simple plain shag will do me. therefore, I am not a "lech"
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:22, archived)
# Hello b3ta <3
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:08, archived)
# photoshop?
gimp ftw...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:09, archived)
# .
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.



pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

PS !
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:11, archived)
# ok ok
point well made. I concede
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:12, archived)
# now now.
lets not be softwareist. Just play the field and use every thing you can get your fucking mitts on.

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:16, archived)
# impressive
all bought and paid for?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:20, archived)
# yes
fully paid for, updated and supported. That CS3 design Premium cost me 724 bastard pounds and I only use the illustrator as I prefer all the CS2 stuff ( old fashioned )
That's not even a tench of my apps collection, it's just what I like to have handy on the desktop.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:23, archived)
# tench?
something fishy there...

:-)

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)
# haha. I'm too
"don't give a fuck" to change typos.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:29, archived)
# marry me
:)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:12, archived)
# uh
I may be the prettyest thing on b3ta. but no. Have a vector lady instead. x

Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:16, archived)
# sorry love.
I'm pretty sure you must be talking about me. My ginger hair and old man fat makes me kinda irresistable.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:27, archived)
# mother
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)
# here is some more paintery nonsense you don't deserve.
Original in painter from photo ref ( of course )
but for a change I went and did some more work in Photoshop for the second image. click thumbs for big ( seeing as Cr3's hosting is fucking me around and telling me that a 170kb image is over 400kb )

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

I can't decide what I like best so there is only one way. You fight over it.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:19, archived)
# first
very nice
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Oh wow.
I honestly can't decide.

Actually, the first.

*fickle*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:20, archived)
# yeah
but you'd fuck a stab wound ;)

Nice to see you here so late. I do hope you are not working tomorrow.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:21, archived)
# :D Cheers!
I wouldn't anyway, I haven't got that sort of equipment.

Two Pints in scary mode. Love it, but it's really quite frightening. This in mind, I may be a bit absent...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:23, archived)
# I have no comprehension what the
mange tout you are on about but knowing you, I'm sure it's all good ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:25, archived)
# I completely fucking misread that.
I thought it said Minge Tout... A new, subtle and somewhat high class term for a pimp.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:39, archived)
# 1st is more realistic
second is more artsy...

I'm in a realistic mood.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:21, archived)
# I like the second one
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:22, archived)
#
there's always one... :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:22, archived)
# I'm special me
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:25, archived)
# that's for sure
keep ploughing your lonely furrow!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:26, archived)
# haha
dave the spesh. There's a job for me tomorrow if I remember.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:26, archived)
# murgh
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:28, archived)
# I'll get back to you
if I need sound effects ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:30, archived)
# smerg
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:33, archived)
# *warms*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:38, archived)
# pfft
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Should have known then...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:16, archived)
#
I wonder if every bloke had a small cock in the eyes of artists....
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:18, archived)
#
what does that say about artists? hmm?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:18, archived)
# they couldn't see their models properly
Because they had small cocks stuck in their eyes
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:19, archived)
# yes
that must be it
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:19, archived)
# I've never had a bloke
put his cock near my eyes* small or not.


*lies, I've played rugby and had too many spit roasts
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:20, archived)
# That's you that is. *


*Only accurate if you couldn't beat me in a fight.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:26, archived)
# Let me assure you fella
whilst I have a very open mind and an adventurous wife, I have enough trouble with getting things out of my colon. Trying to put things in there might be cause for violence. One way street I'm afraid. Much to the Mrs' consternation as she can't understand why she should have it and not me ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:30, archived)
# .
Oh God not the spit roasts.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:26, archived)
# they're not too bad
it all depends on whether you're giving or receiving.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)
# I know.
it's a bastard on the knees when you get to my age.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Please tell me the conversation has veered back towards Rugby...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Damn, I just realised I'm 14
posts past getting naked for you lot. Never mind, 5000 will come soon enough. (Ivv will not be pleased, she's been waiting for big round number nakedness from me for a few weeks now )
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:41, archived)
# haha!
I hope that's your board_stats quote :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:47, archived)
# haha
quickly ninjas 'inches' on the end ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:52, archived)
# trying to get this effect right


(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:11, archived)
# nice
needs more violent wobble
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Almost there
I'd add a couple more frames into the cycle thing if I were you, it seems as if they were all done very hurriedly so no two frames are exactly alike in any way, but similar.

Tis most woo though!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:14, archived)
# slightly different
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:23, archived)
# a little less fuzzy and by jove...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:27, archived)
# if i can work out how to wobble it in flash, and not use photoshop
i may do a hideously rude roobarb cartoon.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:31, archived)
# huzzah
I think the key will be in frame timing and the crudeness of the lines in each alternating frame.

They seem to use 3/4 frames of animation cycled through a period of around 25 frames per second in the original, all loosely based around the original but not enough to detract from the animation. May be worth a whirl.

oh, and they could never fucking colour in the characters properly either.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)
# i'll have a go.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Imagine Michael J Fox trying to do traditional stop frame animation
Then you'll be on track.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:14, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
you utter twunt.
you made me spill my tea
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:15, archived)
# B3tans have absolutely piss all tea control.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:17, archived)
# haha, that little
chap wants to lay off the coffee.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:27, archived)
# Top effect!
But yes, a little subtle for Roob
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] fact.....
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:00, archived)
# pfft!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:02, archived)
# I'm so impressed at how many daytime chaps
Are on at silly o clock.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:03, archived)
# those other bastards haven't turned up for their shift yet!
we're on overtime!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Fucking unions
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Yeah! Horned horse bastards.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:08, archived)
# that's onions
he meant unicorns


oh wait...ignore me
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:09, archived)
# The act of union is a majestic and powerful thing.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:09, archived)
# between a man, a man, another man, another man
and a very dirty lady

/watching two pints blog
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Two Pints is on?!
Damn manwife. I shall evict him from the playstation.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:10, archived)
# just finished
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Ah fuck it.
Which episodes was it? I want the horror episode again- I'm ashamed to say that actually shit me up.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:12, archived)
# thats just came on
bbc3
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:15, archived)
# :O !!!!!!
*physically removes manwife*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:17, archived)
# the night is young!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Oh it is.
And I'm sat here listening to I'm Sorry I Haven't a clue.

Oooh, three sneezes. What percentage of an orgasm is that?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:08, archived)
# What a wonderful little animation
woo to you Sir
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:02, archived)
# yay!
*clicks*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:03, archived)
# ha
I like how he has a furtive looksee before conjuring up a smoke.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:03, archived)
# that clears up so many things
like the duck billed platapus
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:04, archived)
# to bed i must
night all
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:08, archived)
# night
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Don't have nightmares.

/Nick Ross
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Does my Torso look big in this ?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:46, archived)
# sadly, no
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Yes. yes it does.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Awwww look at her
Being ever-so-pleased with her hip.

And a very nice hip it is too.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Indeed
I'd say it's a rather "hip" hip.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Don't be square, man.
Don't own cattle, and other such young expressions.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Oh wowser
I so dig your way with words
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Listen, you young whippersnapper
I listened to your shape song today. I GAVE YOU MY TIME.

Be nice.

(It was very enjoyable, and it got manwife to look up from Ratchet and bloody Clank, so it must have been earth shattering in his world)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:54, archived)
# haha
I do so love the internet for misunderstanding tone.

I was being nice, in a sarcastic responding like you type of way. Playing along with the joke.

And PS - I'm 32. ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:55, archived)
# the internet is like a glass of water
it distorts the truth
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:57, archived)
# That matters not a jot.
No arguments or I shall have at you with a wooden ruler which I am assured has tenderly stroked the bottom of many a schoolboy.

;-) (well aware, I'm just in one of those sorts of moods)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Eeeep
Grammar school memories !

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:00, archived)
# :D It could be worse
You could haver gone to an all girls grammar school. Not as nice as would first appear. Hundreds and hundreds of hormonal, upset, shallow, vain, posh, spoilt, bitch and EXTREMELY self-satisfied young ladies.

GAH.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:02, archived)
# I would have loved that
We could have done a school swap

But for 10 years and lots of etc's
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:04, archived)
# One of those being
'Escuse me Mr 24 year old man, please take that ridiculous skirt off and leave this girl's school please'.

www.ahsonline.co.uk/
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:06, archived)
# good lord
I went to public school, I can heartily recommend it to vacant, arrogant wankers
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:08, archived)
# My goodness
I wasn't quite that bad, I must admit. Actually I'm a complete scumbag, but growing up with the Forbes-Smythes of the home counties has left me somewhat....irreperably altered.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:10, archived)
# yes but where does her belly button come into the equation?
just after the penis², right?

edit: i think we have a new sig
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Penis to the power of Z?
I could imagine that being quite uncomfortable.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:51, archived)
# power of 2!!
(one penis squared)
1²
1 x 1 = 1
-------= 1 penis.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Oh don't do this to me.
My mother's a mathmatitian (I know that's not spelt right) and I'm a constant disappointment to her.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:55, archived)
# i hate maths
today i bought that brain training game - due to my lack of maths skills, my brain age is 65!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:56, archived)
# :O That's fantastic.
You now have a cast-iron excuse for having a lovely sit down and watching bargain hunt.

With me. I love bargain hunt.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:00, archived)
# doesn't it break your mind
why am I still up?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Not in any way which'll affect you in later life.
Because I am up, so there is still a reason to be awake- I may do something interesting.

I am sure you're waiting with baited breath. Don't worry, you'll have at least 2 seconds warning to pay full attention.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:04, archived)
# *waits*
though I should really go to bed, cos I;ve been burning the candle at both ends for a number of weeks now
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Sod off then.
Before I change my mind.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:11, archived)
# right
*sods off*

ah, comfy bed

night b3ta
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:13, archived)
# It may be the booze, but this made me Yarrrrrr.
her expression and pose just makes it
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Did you yarrr into a handy receptacle
or did you make it to the bathroom in time?

Don't vomit in sinks, it's guaranteed to lead to poking about, pushing things and all the sorts of activities you shouldn't be doing if you allready feel quite ill.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:57, archived)
# ..errmm...by 'yarrr' I meant it made me giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl..
(and no, I'm not wearing the outfit.....today)

Heheheehee
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:03, archived)
# I understand 'yarr' as vomit
I understand 'yarr' as pirate speak.

I have no idea how you could equate this noise with japanese school girls laughing.

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:12, archived)
# where is it?
I can barely see it love
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Toap
Easy, quick, clean but not anazing

I felt a swift change of subject was needed


/edit but i like Dave's picture, I'm drunk and this was made before Dave posted
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:33, archived)
# from what to what?
i think there are more than 3 reasons why there are 12 rats in the cabbage stew but i know of nothing that is more strange than a coughing chaffinch
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:38, archived)
# it's like
the reason it's stranger than never knowing where to look when eating a banana
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Both of her head is just the same.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:42, archived)
# CARIBOU
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:45, archived)
# gnu?
no?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Quick one before bed

My good friend Zoë
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Her eyes!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
# not again
Edit: hows the sprog doing?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)
# So-so
Find out more tomorrow.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Send my best to your better half
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:41, archived)
# Senor!
Have you thought of a name for your new personlet? How's your wifey doing?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Jim's fine and dandy and yes
name is sorted now, cheers!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:40, archived)
# *claps* oh that's brilliant.
You know, I think you've inspired a totally sarcasm-free moment from me.

Is this how Mother Theresa felt?

I'm frightened.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:41, archived)
# she felt leathery
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:41, archived)
# How much feeling went on here?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:44, archived)
# only a little
and by a little I mean loads
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:45, archived)
# I dread to think how big you tell people your penis is.
If you do such a thing.

If I had one I think I'd be obsessed with it, and talk about it at every opportunity. As it stands I don't have one, so must consign myself to talking about others.

Hence this entire post.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:47, archived)
# its a decent sized
by decent sized I mean I gave the midwife a shock.

My dad tells this story to every single one of my girlfriends.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:48, archived)
# I came out bottom first.
It's lucky I was born when I was a baby, I've got a huge arse now.

I really am quite tired and stoned, you must forgive me if I'm talking absolute knackers. You can tell I'm tired because I'm more eloquent than normal, which is a very strange experience. I was deliberately tired for my English GCSE exams.

Shut up Fae.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:50, archived)
# She was kind of bony but loose,
like keys in chicken skin.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:42, archived)
# That's a brilliant, if a touch vomit inducing simile.
God I'm so bored.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:43, archived)
# hmm
nice
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:33, archived)
# gracias
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Good cheekbone definition
.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Cheers, But I think thats more down to her genes than my doing.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Oh yeah.
still, good pic
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:36, archived)
# why
did i read that as 'dong'?
Bad hoodles *slaps*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Because you are constantly thinking of my Dong
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:42, archived)
# well yes thats true
but there is no need to be so direct about it
i just like you is all
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:51, archived)
# she looks very pretty
nicely done sir
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:36, archived)
# She is
thankee
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:37, archived)
# ah, just the man
i was wondering if it's okay to use comic dave's head to put on a 'The Scream' picture

i mean, i've already drawn it, but i wanted to have your permission before i use it in my art project and/or put it on b3ta

(it has you, screaming, with the speach bubble "How do they read our minds!?")
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Of course you can mate
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:37, archived)
# thanks
i should have it all done by monday anyway (birthday weekend + friends over = beer)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:39, archived)
# ooh well incase I don't see you have an early happy birthday
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:39, archived)
# late
it finished 48 minutes ago
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Farck
well have a late happy Birthday
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:48, archived)
# danke
ich bin funfzehn jahre alt
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:50, archived)
# 15 year old b3tans.
You're going to be like Peter Sutcliffe by the time you're my age.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Hello Zoe
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:00, archived)
# she waves
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Hello wavey type person
Hello Dave too
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:05, archived)
# hello
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Alas!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Hmm
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:39, archived)
# you madder!
this is greatage
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] This is my depiction of The Holy Master


please don't befowl my beliefs
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:13, archived)
# That is absolutely shit,
I demand you sacrifice yourself you bollockmonkey.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:15, archived)
# OK I will sacrifice myself
To the horned master, oh the Great one
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Ignore me, I'm drunk
I'm sure it's a potent metaphor for the human condition, I just can't see it right now.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:23, archived)
# 'tis the Stella that creates my holy visions
such as the graphical shite you see above
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Well I'd had 13 shots by 6pm
and the exam wasn't even supposed to have finished by then...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:26, archived)
# pass/pass out
- it's all the same
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
# i sorry what?..
i couldnt hear you over the seams and text
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:17, archived)
# and shit, so steaming it's loud
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:17, archived)
# sniffs*
cor crikey mate you just guffed?

how comes noone uses the word guff anymore?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:24, archived)
#
because we're over the age of 11 I think.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:24, archived)
# aww im 24 and guff is still great
so what word do you use then?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Do denote someone has let go some bowel gas?
I would say,

"Who has let some vile gaseous substance escape from the vile reaches of their lower intestine?2
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
# translation: "oi ya fat......
bastard, you dropped your guts?"
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:34, archived)
# "ooooaaaaaaargh,
who done that? It fuckin' stinks you cunt!"
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:40, archived)
# threadjack
i'm completely shit at drawing
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Its quite good actually :)
Way better than i could do.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Yes, you are.
But whoever drew that Kermit is pretty good.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:20, archived)
# *bows*
*takes credit*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:21, archived)
# *worships*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:22, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Evil pedokitty looked at the young kitten on the backseat

and squeezed down on the accelerator..
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:07, archived)
# this image
confuses me!
hehe :P
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:09, archived)
# oh...
sinister
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:09, archived)
# phwoar
that pussy is fitness
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:10, archived)
# *shudder*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:10, archived)
# pedo?
as in powered by feet?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:18, archived)
# *Paws* :)
I can hardly type

/retires
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Arh.....!!!
The kitten looks so sad......
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:25, archived)
# oh noes
think of the children!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:18, archived)
# It had to start somewhere...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:05, archived)
# How very clever.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:06, archived)
# nicely done!
Woo and indeed, Yay
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:06, archived)
# nice first post
welcome
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Nice first post ......
Welcome ect ect ......try it with a twist of pepper though... makes all the difference..!!!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:07, archived)
# That's rather woo
pull up a fridge etc
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:08, archived)
# cleaver monkey
*pats*
nice idea
*cliques*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:09, archived)
# I'm imagining a monkey butcher now.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:52, archived)
# for me or the post
?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:59, archived)
# A monkey with a cleaver. In a white apron stained with blood.
Grinning at a string of sausages.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:00, archived)
# tis the real me

hope i live upto your expectations
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Princess, eh?
*rubs thighs*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:10, archived)
# perv!
you should be rubbing my thighs for me
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:17, archived)
# *checks profile*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:18, archived)
# oi
Thigh rubbing is SO softcore. lol
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:05, archived)
# just posting here so that
if you become famous I can say I was there at the start.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:54, archived)
# If?
When* ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:20, archived)

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