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Is that you???

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

is he the same man as the one below?

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Cae1, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

Yes

You know him i see...

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)

there's an old time b3tan called zog with a furtive tattoo

but that's not him
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?name=zog
it's not me either

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

i remember..

some of his stuff, thats rather cool!

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Cae1, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

My little hairy slavemaster

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

eeek!

scarey. 'ning!

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Cae1, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

Agh!

Oh God!

NSFW, much?

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

i don't know what scares me more

the moobs or the fact that his little orang outan is rubbing one of his nipples

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

Known for it's hot chick

prolly bindun to death, this
oh, and I hear he's been knighted? Sir Salmon..

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

prolly bindun

but dun very very well here. woo.

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

pffft!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

Needs more Nimoy.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

that's your answer for everything

if it was up to you, the brew would be nothing but nimoys

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)

And this is a bad thing how exactly?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)

did i say

it was a bad thing? ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)

Read a passage, give an example....

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

that's quite

an aim he's got there.

woo!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

You think she'd move after the first one eh?

AHhahaha.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

hahaha

excellent saturday morning giggle :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

MADDIE - when did you last see your father?

...or have we been here before?

(in-knock-you-us, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)

Have some backwards evolution

Hmm, seems tenuous for the compo. Aaah, nuts to it.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)

*strains*

*risses*

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)

Yeah, I know

The thing is, I see 2001 as a film about evolution (rather than being merely science fiction). Obviously in Creationism terms this never happened, so it seemed a good place to start.

Beyond that, fuck knows. Hal 9000 looks a bit like a nice shiny red apple and Dave Bowman is 'tempted' by him and trips out (as depicted in the 'Star Gate' sequence).

God (Stanley Kubrick) does the God thing and punishes them both by sending them back several million years, where we see them as monkeys.

Again, this wouldn't happen 'cos it *didn't* happen.

So, to summarize...the little film strip there makes about as much sense as Creationism.

*goes for a lie down*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)

There's a fine line between surreal and stupid

and a dayglo elephant pissed on it whilst shooting off in to the city of mong at the wheel of a Hummer.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)

Been mucking about.

Think I've mebbe overdone it.

(geekboy Hillbilly., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)

Stay with your wingman!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)

Stay on target...stay on target..

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)

WoW

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)

I'd like that as a wallpaper

Woo!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/planesandbutterflieswp.gif

1024 x 768

(geekboy Hillbilly., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)

thanks

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)

Nice :)

I got that as my background to. prittyful

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Cae1, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

looks like

a new ad for the london underground

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)

Haha, I'm not sure whether to be offended or flattered.

(geekboy Hillbilly., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)

ad=good

london underground=bad and smelling of wee.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

Are you an unhappy muslim?

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)

and the obvious...

"Everyone else thinks you're a cunt"

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)

hehe

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)

Shape Shape Shape!

(Smudger, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)

Woo

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)

que?

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)

And if there are any Muslim activists watching and feel the need to murder him in his bed

tiberiusgracchus' address is:
10 Downing Street,
Whitehall,
London,
SW1A 2AA

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)

No,that isn't my adres

It's ; Daklozendreef 52 Maasmechelen

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)

Awwwwww

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)

Ermm, waitress, I ordered the salad!

Ahahhaha.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)

Probably for the best

It looks a bit ginger

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)

that ging-baby

looks surprisingly happy, considering it's having its head munched on

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)

Ahahhaaaaaaaahaha...

He just found out he won 'The Apprentice'

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)

they're tasty,tasty,very,very tasty

they're very tasty.

or so i'm told.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)

the

other, other white meat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)

Taste of chicken

People taste of chicken so babies taste of chicken

*izzards*

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)

baby chicken?

that's just eggs, isn't it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)

yes

but baby humans are baby humans. And they taste of chicken.

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

ah, right.

i was momentarily befuddled by being invited to attend a jehovah's witness seminar in manchester! as if.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

I've only ever had Mormons molest me at my door

"dum dum dum dum dum)

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)

2 old bods were at my door

and gave me a leaflet, saying it would give me great comfort. i said only if i run out of shit roll.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)

Just keep on spinnin'

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)

May I be the first to say

That's top that is!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)

well, it looks like you are

presumptuous git ;)

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)

I typed very fast:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)

Further experiments in animation

my second ever attempt, after the first one was really rather dissapointing.

oh and woo to the spinny thing :)

EDIT: and the first one(which only works thanks to Shrinking Man):

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)

nice work, you're too good already. stop now.

you might like to try it with the flag unfurling a bit quicker, see how that works.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)

mieux, monsieur?

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/woocannon3.gif"

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)

what is this strange tongue you speak?

in my humble opinion, that's better.
might still be able to go quicker.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)

as fast as it's gonna go... although I do agree this last one looks best :)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/woocannon4.gif

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)

sorry went away for a bit.

that's the ticket.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

hehe

cheers for the feedback I didnt mean that to sound in any way ungrateful.

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)

I'm going to wait for it to stop.

*folds arms*

It's gonna be a looooooooooong night.
HAhahahahah.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

splendid.

/and now where it should be

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)

Look - - - it even tiles!!!

Well, almost.

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)

There should be one more.

For Motowny goodness:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)

needs more TOAP on a TOP

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)

*watches all day*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)

Sorry, it was

just in my head and needed expunging

prolly bindun anyway

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lord bofingham, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

Needs more Pope.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

Needs less spinach.

(ignore me, I'm flipping out)

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

reposts TOAP (shoot me now)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)

*shoots*

oops, i'm sorry about that

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

Where the hell do you shop?

(Pachey, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)

These are not my pops!

Google gave me these!
I buy Morrison's own brand 3 2l bottles for a quid!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)

on his PC like everyone else?

*budum tish*

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)

lidl

pops?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)

nah

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

Uh...

What's a "toap"?

Gah, coming back after a year is like being a n00b all over again.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)

The Otters Are Polite

Thanks Oliver, Ankle Piss?
Testicles Over American Pastures!

(text on a picture) I think
:D

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)

Aha!

Makes much more sense.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)

Words?

William Over Rides David Sherbertington.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)

I only

realised this yesterday, and then that came into my head.

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lord bofingham, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

Tomato Offers Anal Pleasure

Toads Open Arctic Paradise?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)

Turtle Opera Acquires Patron

AHhahahaha...AHhHAHAHAHHAha...AHHAHAHAha..ahha!

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)

Tonsil Operation Alters Penis

beat that one! :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)

...fuck...I think you win.

You have bested me sir, I offer my father as a prize.

(Be gentle, he's just had his prolapse re-jigged)

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)

i accept your father,

although i am not a sir.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)

..now, you're just being silly.

Hint: If you tickle his beard he'll purr like a lama.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)

tickles are fun

beards less so.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)

Ahhhaha...looky..

dpkgi.free.fr/files/lama.jpg

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

i can look,

but that fecking llama can't, it's wearing a furry sleep-mask!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

woo-somes!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)

hammy with tits

let me know quick if this is fit inducing.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

*spuffs*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

I certainly didn't see that coming..

What's she dancing to?

I'm guessing something by 'Prodigy'.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

hahaha!

ashally i'm currently listening to bad manners, wooly bully. iss crayzy

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)

yaaaaaaay!! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

many thanks and very happy 4th b3taday

love the cake pic.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

thank you :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

I would!

Not under all those lights, though. I'd get distracted.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

Hooray!

for saucy hamsters!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

hamster

toucher...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

Cleeeeeeeeeaaaaavvvvvvaaaaaaaaaagge!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

Cleavage goes well with everything.

I think even cheese, an old tire or a bicycle helmet could be made sexy, by adding wobbly tits.

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

it worked

for me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

It's the cleavage that makes this so very wrong

(Pachey, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

the cleavage was in the sauce pic

perhaps not quite as exposed but it was there,honest.
if you've got it,flaunt it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)

mesmerising

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Hoagie, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

oh my!

hahaha!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)

Dark Angel

1024 x 768 - 145K

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

COrr!

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

I likes that! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

thanks :)

have some cake

b3ta.com/board/7302336

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

Thank you.

*scoffs*
Delicious!
and WOO! to the pic

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

That's lully

but can it be milked?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

'nings rg!

Yes. it can be milked - just do it very gently.
Goodies arrived from Zoo! I can now wash and smell sweet again.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

Now much stuff was there?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

*counts*

About half a ton! Enough to start my own shop!
30 x shower/bath gel, 30 x deodorant and 21 body spray.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

Hahahaha

Well they obviously thing Zoo readers must need encouragement in that department.

Good to hear it arrived.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

I shall be smelling of head for the next couple of years!

I wish I hadn't said that^

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

I wish you hadn't said that too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

that is

slightly disturbing for this early in the day. have a woo.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

Top stuff!

wooness!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

BBBBBbbBbbrbrbbbRBRBBrbBRbrrbRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrbrbrbrrRrrrr!

Click Me For Mega-Lucky-Smile-Timez!

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

?ftW

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dannerz mm ice tea, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

"Ya must have been soo, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhh"

/Tool

;D

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

*pisses all over black kettle*

etc...

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)

but is it art?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

Naa, it's shit,

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

I like this

(Pachey, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

I like you...what's your sign?

Mine's unlisted.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

Is that some kind of popular culture reference?

*looks around for assistance*

(Pachey, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

Heh baby, I'm a Capricornhole,...agkakkakakakakakka!

Tool - Stinkfist

;D

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

Tool

The band?

I went to see them once.

(Pachey, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

Then you are a lucky bastard,

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

I didn't know who they were

(Pachey, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

You sicken me...but in a good way.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

My star sign is Pyrex

*test tube baby blog

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

How do they fit a whole baby in a test-tube?

Is it a small babby, or a big test-toob?

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

in my case.....

an oven dish

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

Why, are you 'husky'?

You know, 'big-boned'...'chunky'...ya know.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

hmmmm *stands back a bit* *ponders*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

*joins*

*strokes chin*
*chews gum*
*does some yo-yo tricks*
*buys umbrella*
*builds canoe*
*orders the special*

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

but i it art?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

HB P69

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

LOL KTHNX M8T :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

I dunno mister...honest mister..it was like that when I got here...

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

It seems to constantly be your b3taday!

Have a good one regardless (-:

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

eh?....thanks :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

is it

liquorice pants?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

If ya like, but only after you've had ya soup.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

*slurps tomatoey goodness*

pants tiem now?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

What a moment!

That was chestnut soup!

I smell a ruse!...oh wait..that's me curtains..ya know, I really should put those out, they hast been ablaze for the last few days or so.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

you should only ever try to roast

beef curtains. they go well with horseradish, or so i'm told.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

Well, I have a cupboard made of chicken...if..that counts...

WELL, DOES IT!!!!

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

only

if it has giblet handles.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

excellent

and a *Click* For Mega-Lucky-Smile-Timez!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

haHAHAHA,...you mad fool.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

Um....

Click for bigger (362KB)

(catzeyes Princess Trampagne, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

The rest of you looks small.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

Text on a bitmap!

(Dooley, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

WIN/FAIL

TOAP = FAIL
Caption = WIN :)

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

Hello

Did I send you a picture yet?

(Pachey, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

nope.

*gets out special spluffing pants*

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

Hang on...

(Pachey, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

*spluffs*

ta :)

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

Blimey that was quick

(Pachey, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

they don't call me the fastest gun in the west midlands for nothing

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)

TOAP is not caption!!!

Caption = crap
TOAP= depends how funny (more often than not is funny)

This is caption,but would work as TOAP.

Confused? you will be

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

Eek

can't get it right everytime :os
Or maybe just never at all.

(catzeyes Princess Trampagne, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)

*yawn*

bmp = shit
text on a pic' = shit
post = shit

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

ARGH!

they're joined at the... join.

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

Woo to conjoined!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

Cute

The picture's not bad either. ;)

Happy B3taday.

May I have some money please?

(Pachey, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

*smoshes* :)

no but you can have some cake :)
b3ta.com/board/7302336

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

Awwww that's super!

(Pachey, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

Oh thank fuck for lplates and toap!

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

it's crap, but the caption is top hummus.

in my very very very humble opinion.

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

Seriously that's Not Safe For Anything

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

it's safe for crashing into

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

Crash Barrier maybe?

or an Iceberg for a Titanic reunion group?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

no of course it doesn't - pfffftttt.....

here's a kitten on a skateboard i made earlier

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

would.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

^this

over and over again.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

wouldn't.

but i lie a lot.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

Belly buttons - God's seal of approval

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)

is it like

Uncle Ben's face?

(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)

Hahaha

The ol' 'You're done' gag.

Glees

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)

When I was small I was led to believe that all "innies" were good and "outies" were evil as they hadn't had theirs pushed in :l

I was a very scared child.

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

RACIST!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

mothers :p

Seem to have a dodgy reason for everything, especially for a 4 year old daughter.

I was scared to go to the public swimming baths for ages :(

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

I still

think that is pretty much carbon fact!

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dannerz mm ice tea, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

Ooo

it's your b3ta birthday in three days!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

crikey

*starts thinking of a celebratory pic...

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

Well leave the poor hamster alone this time

He developed mange after the last person had a b3taday!
He's still mumbling 'The socks, the socks' at irregular intervals.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

Harold approves

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)

Hahaha

So, why do some people have outies :os

(catzeyes Princess Trampagne, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

Nings n stuff

Clanking!

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)

top tip! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)

hipy papy bthuthdy!

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)

thank you muchly :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

oh didn't even notice!

happy b3ta day!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)

hahaha what part never gave it away? :D

was it the balloons, hat..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

dude, you totally blew on the shark!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)

Hahaha

I prefer Badly Drawn Tigers earlier stuff. His new stuff is a bit samey really.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)

WYH

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)

His error was blowing on the shark.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)

Everone knows sharks are much more forthcoming

if you suck them.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7302387

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)

They didn't do that in 'Jaws',...they blew the fucka up.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

Yeah well if you blow not suck

they expect a cuddle afterwards.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

Well, blow me!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)

*blows*

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)

Bubbles!

*click*

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)

I blew on a shark once.

Once.

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)

I blew a shark once

It keeps coming back, but I'm all like "nah".

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

apparently

there is a website somewhere warning people not to fellate dolphins, as the ejaculatory pressure would blow the back of your head off.

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

What a way to go!

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha !

love the intestines.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

parp! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

*glees*

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

more glee right here

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)

*smoosh* :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)

Happy

B3taday!

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

thanks :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

That would make an awesome birfday karde

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

ta :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

yay happy bithday prodge!

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

thankoo :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

Ooooooooo

Mini Hippo Returns!!!

Got about 2 months to my next one:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

woo! ta :)

bring cake!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

There ya go. One snake.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)

argh..that's not a snake!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)

Damn foiled!

Not many people know that grass snakes are actually lizards. Damn you Papa Spurf.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)

Hoorah!

Many happy woos of the yay, to you, sir!

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

ta muchly

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

Huzzah!

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

woot!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)

Yay!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)

HAPPY DAYNESS!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)

thanks!! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)

Huzzah!

Happy sockin' b3taday

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)

thanks meester :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)

hahaha, happy B3taday fella!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)

thank you Archi' :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)

that's very cool

and happy b3taday!

i am also gleeing because i wake up to find myself on the front page :)

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)

ta :)

yea it was a clever entry :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)

*grins*

came to me while i was taking a shit, as all the best ideas do

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)

Sorry

I can't reply to this until tomorrow

;)

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

haha :P

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)

Woo!

Happy mothersockin' B3taday!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

thank you :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

Woo!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

thank you :D

duckin' hell

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

Woo!

That is rather lully

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)

Ning!

It's another shit day out. Have a cheery jesus, to brighten things up.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 8:23, archived)

If we set him on fire it'd brighten things up more.

'Ning

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 8:27, archived)

Oh, go on then,

I've not seen a good burning for ages!

Edit: ohh, your bingo is fantastic!

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 8:29, archived)

Glad you like them.

*gets marshmallows*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 8:52, archived)

in other news

morelikevolumevotefive.ytmnd.com/

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d d, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 8:45, archived)

Howdy Doc!

Marked for later when I'm
on my other machine.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 8:53, archived)

i'm just stopping by not staying for long, sorry.

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d d, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)

No prob's

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)

I am cheery!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)

Well

Good for you then! I imgine being the son of god is something to be quite cheerful about.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)

'NING

:D

this is a image filled with glee :D

hello folks, woke up stupid early

a thought occured to me as I made a cup of tea, I want to hear samuel l jackson say "Is it fluffy tiem, motherfucker?"

this would make me happy

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)

Give me half an hour

It can be arranged!

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

yay

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

'ning peeps

This morning I've mostly been having an very itchy perianum.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

give a quick rub with an oily rag, that should sort it.

also that i could do with shifting up a few spaces.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

I did get evil bogs off an old lady in the supermarket

when I was giving it a damn good itch by the confectionery.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

Peri-what?

...Should I google for that, or am I likely to need 12 litres of mindbleach afterwards?

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

You can google that

But don't use the image search! It's the bet between the back of your genitalia and your anus.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

Aha!

The gooch, or "bifkin's bridge".

I unnerstand.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

wahey

(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)

Just what I need...

Another happy deity.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

apologies

I just managed to get the day off work that's all

(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)

you rule

and so does girl-jesus! woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

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