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[challenge entry] A CDC was the only thing this image needed
apologies
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# you've been...THUNDERSTRUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# That is far from crude.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Well, obviously it is crude,
but not crudely drawn.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# it's very smooth

or so I'm told
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Is it fuck too soon!!
I was just thinking the same thing! These are the worst terrorists of all time! It's 'Carry On Terrorising' starring Bernard Bresslaw as Ali Ahmed Mohammed and Sid James as Gordon Brown.

*edit - woo to the pic by the way! Very quick-witted : )
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# He's make a shite terrorist.
*awaits shi'ite reference*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Hahaha
your country is full of Tesco value terrorists :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Shop it before someone else does ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I was working on something entirely different
plus, I've never done a Tesco value shop

don't know if it was out of principle or sheer laziness though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Principle?!
This is B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Quick, it's on sale.....
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Of course it's too soon!
That is just incredibly insensitive towards idiots and cars on fire!

I'm laughing at the lunacy of it all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I must admit, as far as terrorism goes this was pretty lame.
Not even a single fatality.
the UK is under attack by a special needs organization.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# oh dear!
haha

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:06, archived)
# the IRA
would have done it right
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# yes
you'd think the micks would have set up some sort of consultancy business. all those skills going to waste.
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I've never forgiven them on botching blowing Margret Thacher to pieces
clowns!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# YOU WIN!
Take this voucher for one internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# God this country sucks!
Even our terrorists are shit! The US have planes into buildings. What do we get? A jeep into an small airport! Even if it was Heathrow or Gatwick, it would still be shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Haha.
Best response ever.

Post it to the BBC news comments!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# ^this
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha
marvellous stuff! "spacko terrorists" pffft

have a click :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] He's a special boy...


with apologies for quickanddirtyness
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)
# pesky injuns !

(swank, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# pfffffft!
that was quick!

you might want to make it a bit smaller though
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# indeed
and i stole from someone else :D
(swank, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Read teh fucking FAQ
or I'll set you on fire
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Faq subsection - FAQ Nazi's

Q) I'm being harrassed by a FAQ nazi, what should i do?

A) Post a picture of a fluffeh kitten.




(swank, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Cap'n Ook?
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
#
He is the very model of a modern mammal animal.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# an opera by Gibbon and Sullivan

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Two excellent puns.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# heh
An apera, shurely?
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Sorry for lack of funny,

But I've been drawing this since 1pm.

What iconic car should I draw next?
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Your technique is rather transparent
How about a Jaguar E type?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# I tried to add a background AFTER drawing it,
but for some reason it went all fuzzy.

Hmmm yes, E-Type will go on the list.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# that's ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Volksy's Yay!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)
# That's good that is
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Dave?
Draw an MG B.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# very nice
have a ger-normous WOO!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# that is disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# world leaders and cocks
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha
what is that cats name?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)
#
Heathcliffe
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)
# thankyou
but im still none the wiser!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# He was around before garfield
Many claim garfield is a rip-off
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# I used to love that show.
Or watch, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)
# buh?
ruh.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# \o/
blip!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# I still love this : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Ahahaha
I fucking love that, and every other "one character's face causes another character's face to become his face" comic
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# What the shuddering cunt?!
This is just fucking superb!!
(I helped save b3ta! 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Reminds me of this:
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# That's what inspired it
have you seen the one with the real cat with the mong face, it's even better : )

edit: found it

static.ummyeah.com/static/media/2007/02/09/ab06fc2ab439bb6/2000167910992805533rs.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:09, archived)
# This made me laugh just a bit TOO hard
*wipes snot off her screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Yay for CDC
/
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# :D
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# haha, /talk be gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# I would post a scathing pictorial riposte to that,
but unfortunately images don't work on /talk.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Yay
for double dragon!
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Hmmm... Not sure I've got this stylised images things down quite.


I can't suss the gradient/clipping mask bit...

Edit - Here's the source if anyone's interested: www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/cashnarrowweb300x4130.jpg
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# you're meant to animate it :D
you don't need the clipping mask thing otherwisse
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Ah! It all makes sense now.
I still can't get my head round the bloody clipping mask though. How do you set the gradient to allow you to see through the layer below?
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Well, I found a way round it...


Still annoyed with myself though.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
# yay
I sent you another message which might clear it up

and
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# You can filter!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# In my defence, I've never tried it before.
And I'm trying (and failing) to do something more interesting.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# *walks the line*
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh!
...bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# nice
it's not easy being gordon
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *awards prize*

*awards other prize in the category of Most Retarded Terrorist Plot Ever*
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/6257194.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Early indications from Reporters at the scene in Glasgow,
is that it's already caused some £450,000 of improvements to the area...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)
# There out to get you
Glasgow, better watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Ha!
priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)
# No alarmz and no surprisez please..
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# haha aaaw poor wee thom cat :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# aww
I thought that was a blender at first
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# mmmm, water
it's a tad kitteny though
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Here you go mate
have a 4th reply.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Dystopian future Cybear
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# grah!
nice hat
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Fuck yeah :D
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# CYBEARGS!
woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# HARDCORE
On a side note, is any one actually having bad weather yet? I am most let down
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# just a bit of drizzle earlier
That's in scotia though.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# It's been raining
very lightly here in Chesterfield
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# its fuckin pissing down
in southern australia!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# haha i told you i loved you last night.

ACE
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Damn you!
I'll get you next time.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Cliff receives
the Lord's sausage.

(SignalFailure, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Blimey!
I did an almost 6lb poop today.

CFdetails
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# what the fuck have you been eating?
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# weren't you complaining about people posting self-indulgent shite the other day?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
god I hope so, that's too funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# In new threads?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# there's something not right there...
you seem to have gained 4.5lbs within an hour between poos?
HOW MUCH OF WHAT DID YOU EAT?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Cereal
and 4 or 5 cups of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Cliff IS the lord's sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Gordon Brown Does Standup
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Are they as big as this /\?
Bye all have a good one
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
# 8-)
(ScrewiLewi, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)
# i dan't do anything for pleasure
it lolled me tho
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)
# i ment to say dan't
but ill edit if it'd be better?
(ScrewiLewi, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)
# edited
now
(ScrewiLewi, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# LOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Slader
woot
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)
# that's scary
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I doodled a lot of these guys while I was on holiday
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# I've always wanted
to binge on Hars. Fucking Jawas got there first.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# woo
thats very ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:59, archived)
# i also did an evil pun, but i'm saving that for when i have plenty of time to put into it
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)
# i shall look forward to it
although i dont really get puns :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)
# *click* brilliant!

hope you don't mind! - i had to!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# ooooh you cheeky monkey!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)
# I killed Judge Dredd
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Bwa ha ha haaaa!
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Nice
I hope you killed him in a stylish way. Like doing loads of flips and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I used radioactive strawberry jam
and some mutie gerbils. It was really horrid, but quite photogenic.
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# so you didn't use the Creeping Death Of Barbara Cartland?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)
# I knew it was jam!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# wow
bloody good that!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# He's not dead
he's just having a bit of a nap. It is Saturday afternoon after all.
EDIT: Cool picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)
# nicely drawn
if that's what you did
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Lo folks
What should I draw today?

Here is a spider playing golf

(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# The spider playing golf's opponent
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
# who happens to be a fly
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# With mud in his eye
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# and he's also a spy
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# and very shy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# and a fez
of course
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# with a shotgun
as recommended by Mr. H. S. Thompson:
Shotgun Golf
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# :D
great
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# mini chevron!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Ace
Draw a dystopian future combat bear
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)

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