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# E.T. You're STILL So Big !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:44, archived)
# Hamtouching big!
www.b3ta.com/board/7428937
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:47, archived)
# And a pea roast!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# She seems a tad jaded.
Not much conviction.
This isn't a real photo at all, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:50, archived)
# et does milf
MILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILFMILF
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:57, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 8:43, archived)
# Things seem a tad slow at the minute...
So here's the 7.25am 'repost in a new thread' thread. Might as well.
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:24, archived)
# HURRY UP BUS.
WHERE IS BUS?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:26, archived)
# DRAW TEH BUS YOU LAZY BASTAD
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:28, archived)
# 


     ___________________________________
    /                                   \
   /                                     \
  |       GAY BUS.                        |
  |                                       |
  |                                       |
  |   __                     __           |
  |__/  \___________________/  \__________|
     \__/                   \__/

took me way to long.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:32, archived)
# GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:36, archived)
# Elegant.
Now Thor can get to the Avengers' mansion and help postpone the end of the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:36, archived)
# For the Bad Ideas...


now only if it was digital...
(GiF .sig, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:35, archived)
# haha
and you know what... I would actually buy one.
right, off to bed with me. Up early, and it already IS early. Shitfucks.

/ironic spending and lack of sleep blog
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:39, archived)
# Went to bed an hour ago...couldnt sleep so back the fuck up!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:25, archived)
# There's real ones you know.
Handy fuckers, wish I still had one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:50, archived)
# ^Better than Viagra!
By the way... the sleeping woman in whose bedroom I'm typing this has a) an 8-year-old son, and b) a varied and unusual DVD collection. So, out of boredom, I've just switched the discs between a cute kids' film called Snow Dogs and the bloody horrible 70's Peckinpah rapefest Straw Dogs. I'm chuckling. Does that make me a cunt?
PS I'm smoking cigarettes in blatant violation of what I've been told.
PPS And I've got a tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:06, archived)
# You sound like Dexter
*worries
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:26, archived)
# That's a telly programme , isn't it?
I don't watch disturbing telly. Apart from Newsnight.
(PS: I'm not the one who has an 8-yr-old son and a copy of Straw Dogs in the same flat!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:32, archived)
# i'd be thinkin which one would taste nicer pan fried
Yup...best show on tv at the minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:55, archived)
# i had an idea for something, where all of us on b3ta steal music together, you know for those who don't want to download those dumb p2p soundware shit
like, each week everyone posts a whole album, uploaded .mp3s and stuff, and you could request different albums from who has what. the only thing is, you can't take music if you don't donate music. does that sound like a good idea?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:25, archived)
# No
b3tans have shit taste in music

*likes Racey, Wurzels & Nana mouskouri
static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/474434.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:28, archived)
# either way, its nice to hear new music sometimes
also, its a chance to share the music you like and try and make b3tan's taste less shit.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:33, archived)
# or
we could just use cr3ation b3ta.
(starial, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)
# This could go global

right, off to bed soon.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:24, archived)
# hahhahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:25, archived)
# i just watched the last episode of harvey birdman.
great episode, but i can't believe another favorite show of mine got canceled.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:41, archived)
# *plays with bag-o-broken-glass*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:26, archived)
# *gets bass out*
I can manage D and A, but I'm having a spot of bother with the N. Do I need a bass with a longer neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:28, archived)
# I didn't think Bass had necks
but I caught you a delicious one nonetheless.

if you're somewhat stumped, this should sort you out.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:30, archived)
# Ah, the endless joy of watching YouTube vids at 2 frames a second without a soundcard.
*puts bass away*
*is partial to a nice bit of sea bass, if there's no red snapper to be had*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:41, archived)
# doodling
(xaniac, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:21, archived)
# What a coincidence!
That's exactly what's currently happening to my liver.
*EDIT* The rain pic on your profile, by the way, is beautiful. I recommend it to anyone who's currently idly clicking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:23, archived)
#
Thanks for voting for message 7429123!
(GiF .sig, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:24, archived)
#


i dont know, anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:01, archived)
# Doc, thank god you're here.
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:05, archived)
# That
Used to be the logo for my band - Child On Fire.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# Well,
some graphic designer in the Czech Republic wants some money off you lot, then...
But you can always just shrug.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)
# 'ning Doc.
Good name for a hip-hop lable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:08, archived)
# it am quiet tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:00, archived)
# bindun/
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:03, archived)
# and oh so well
can you do something to improve my flamingo below- please?
(starial, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:08, archived)
# Another marvellous picture. Here, have some praise. *dips hand into praise barrel, slops out a generous fistful with several chunks of meat in it*
And just cos I'm bored while the missus sleeps off all that vodka, here's a pearoasted crap old joke.

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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:04, archived)
# Christ
10 months old and still this nice? Micto must be slacking off lately
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:10, archived)
# I'm just trying to build up a reservoir of goodwill
to get me through the times when I post a load of worthless shit (see above).
Besides, what kind of prat adopts a false name and insults strangers over the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:15, archived)
# ahem
welcome to B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:16, archived)
# I'll take it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:23, archived)
# I've never made anything before
So today I made a wobbly flamingo
(starial, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:41, archived)
# 3 pubes on each testicle
*tahkcalb will groom you
*Oysdgp will be stunned


*i see teh future
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:43, archived)
# The testicals
are all inside (as birds' are)

and believe me there are 3 pubes on each :)
(starial, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:47, archived)
# *didnt know birds had interior bollocks
I am being educated
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:48, archived)
# It's true
And they can even change colour!
(starial, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:19, archived)
# Yay! Good start!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:43, archived)
# that is stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:43, archived)
# Thanky
I had no idea how to use all the little icons in photoshop, but something came out anyway!

Yes it is magenta-ish!
(starial, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:45, archived)
# THAT
is the best sun since Vincent van Gogh.
The Jimmy Savile, though, is perhaps a little too pink.
WOO!
*EDIT* oh, and the flowers are fuckin' ace, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:50, archived)
# Whoa
I got compliments *blushes*
(starial, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:01, archived)
# Kindly do more pictures.
More compliments will surely result.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm guessing we're allowed to play fast 'n' loose with the etiquette at 5am. Here are some reposts for the compo from a few months ago.
Fucknose when I'll next get some unmonitored internet time...

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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:53, archived)
# Who's monitoring your internet use?
Do you post from work?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:55, archived)
# The mans who touches my special.
Mind you, it's a living! Mustn't grumble!
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:59, archived)
# It must be hard to drawings and photoshape
when you keeping one hands on your special.

Also: mictoboy (/board regular in case you don't know) got busted at work a couple of days ago. I'm lucky enough not to have to worry about it, since I 'work' from home.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:02, archived)
# I bet he made some snitty, self-righteous comment at the bloke who busted him.
And followed it up with an emoticon to make it look like he's a nice bloke really, and only playing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:05, archived)
# Heh, so you DO know him :)
Seriously, I think it's stupidly oppressive to stop someone surfing if they're still doing their job effectively. Most people surf at work to make their day bearable. Employers seem to think they're being cheated out of the time they're owed, but hell, if you're doing the job you're paid for what does it matter?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:09, archived)
# That's where I'm going wrong.
I'm off sick at the moment, having become utterly negligent in my job.
The specialists identified certain 'giving a toss' issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:14, archived)
# Haha
"sick" as in, "sick of work"?

Edit: I'm off to do some more boring-picture-bloke stuff for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:17, archived)
# That's the one.
Although 'sick of practically everything' would be a more accurate diagnosis.
Puerile humour appears to be the only effective treatment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:23, archived)
# I'm lucky like that - my boss pissfarts about on the internet most of the day.
He says "output versus input", which is pretty much how I view things too.

It's just a pity there's a websense filter.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:20, archived)
# I thought you could just sidestep that
with proxies? Or has it gotten smarter?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:23, archived)
# www3.barnesy.org works,
but it gets really annoying having to log in everytime I want to post a message.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:25, archived)
# Arfs.
I keep saying, around the 20 page point, fuck the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:56, archived)
# You mean once the challenge has been going for a while?
Yeah, it also becomes impossible to check if something's already been done, unless you happen to have practically unlimited time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:58, archived)
# Worked it out with SCIENCE one evening.
20 pages is roughly an hour on broadband.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:59, archived)
# Posts for compo should all be over 5mb.
That would sort it



*is a cunt

(has not gone to bed)
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Would put a cramp in those Zoo and Nuts wankers too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:08, archived)
# Somebody get on MS Paint
and illustrate the phrase 'put a cramp in those Zoo and Nuts wankers'.
Please.
You've got 3 minutes.
Doktor Dyslexia, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:12, archived)
# my hands are typing involuntarily
dont mention teh doc...you will summon him
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:14, archived)
# lol.
bak in tyme.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# The good doctor has moved on to loftier things.
If you haven't seen one of his recent epics I suggest you spazz back. They're, erm, epic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:14, archived)
# He did a super job on my teeth.
Though I must admit it's slightly distressing when approaching children burst into tears and cross the street to avoid me.
Mail-order dentistry? a double-edged sword.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:20, archived)
# Punk is pages ahead of many of us this time.
Even JJ's entry!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/7423159
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:24, archived)
# Oh god,
I just bust me valve laughing.
The Dok ought to be designing the front page of The Independent.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:30, archived)
# USA Today would be the best fit for location and... content, hahahaha!
But you've got it right.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:34, archived)
# i get blank page...
ffs

cranks up firefox
hjhhahhhahhahhhahhhahhhh
ive had him on IGNore for the last 3 months!!!!
Cant remember why?
Unignored now
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:18, archived)
# Last woo before bedtime
WOO
i likes, ace as usual (a tad more stylised i feel)
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:20, archived)
# Yeah
I'm trying a slightly different technique. This was a stage on the way to something else but I liked it so I thought I'd share.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:50, archived)
# Clean.
As said above.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:26, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:53, archived)
# First time on for about 2 months.
Has this boring (although highly accomplished) pic sent everyone to bed?

By the way, this treat will mean very little to our overseas friends, and may indeed have been done to death on b3ta over the past day or two for all I know, but here we go:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6906969.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:37, archived)
# A mans did touch you
on your special. You liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:46, archived)
# Fortunately, nobody saw except the boring-accomplished-picture bloke.
Got any CDCs?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7357835
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:51, archived)
# Now we're tahking!
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:55, archived)
# [Twee voice] Stop that!
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:00, archived)
# If you want you can check out my profile...
there's some jokier stuff from the fp, and if you're really interested there's a link to most of the others on my site. I don't think I've got an actual cdc though. I leave those up to the people with the really good imagination and a unique take on things :p

Edit: also, he did touching on you, in your special. You liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:52, archived)
# Here, this is about the closest thing I've got to a cdc I think:

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:55, archived)
# nothing wrong with cdc's when lack of hummus/invention strikes..

fookin classic
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:05, archived)
# I'm sorry sir, the magenta is temporarily oversold.
Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with CDCs, some of them are funny. But there was a stage a while back where pretty much every post would get reposted in a new thread with a CDC slapped on it. I did think it stopped being funny for a while around then.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:13, archived)
# i have seen this happen...was pronly part of it, as a noob it was an easy way in.
through the pain of being board raped we grow.

*grow/groomed
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:19, archived)
# ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:27, archived)
# "calm down dear"
paps!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:47, archived)
# Ready...steady...
gobble
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)
# man-cleavage.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:44, archived)
# SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:53, archived)
# duh
SNAPE DUMBLEDORE
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:58, archived)
#
Voldermort kills snape and himself because of rebounded spell (p658)

DEATHS
Burbage (p 12)
Hedwig (p 56)
Mad eye (p 78)
Scrimgeour (p159)
Wormtail (p 471)
Dobby (p 476)
Fred Weasley (p 637)
Tonks, Lupin, Colin Creavey (p 743)


Harry and Ginny marry and have 3 kids
Lily, James, and Albus Severus

Malfoy has a son named scorpius

Ron and Hermoine marry, have 2 kids Rose and Hugo

Epilouge shows the children getting on the train to hogwarts

HARRY DIES PAGE 704
but comes back page 724
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:06, archived)
# yAY!
I hope Harry got it via magic enema
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:07, archived)
# NOOO!
already read half of it :(
(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:05, archived)
# I have scrolled down
so this is just out of view at the top of the page. I have been left unharmed, however I think I'm perfectly justified in saying you CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:33, archived)
# Don't. Go. Near. YTMND.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:28, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:58, archived)
# i gave her paps!
PAPS I TELL YE!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:01, archived)
# oh you mean they're not hers?
/disappointed blog
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:53, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:03, archived)
# Heh
Bunneh! Nice elongation, there.

*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:06, archived)
# i scrolled all the way down expecting that little bug girl thing. denied.
its still the woo though,
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:22, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:29, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:29, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:30, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:30, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:32, archived)
# my fav
i admire your talent
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:30, archived)
# Awwww
this makes me sad
(gingerchris I'm trying..., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:30, archived)
# I really feel that one, too.
I just love it.

They're all great, I wish that there were hundreds of them.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:41, archived)
# i just love the cliff one
ning
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:19, archived)
# this gave me serious vertigo
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:22, archived)
# dum dum dum...


(inspired by some thread somewhere near the bottom of the page started by someone or other)
(songsforeveryone, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# How queer
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:03, archived)
# /Proust in his first book/ Wrote about/Wrote about/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:17, archived)
# he wrote about/he wrote about/he wrote about/he wrote about
HOOOOONK
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 6:34, archived)
# quick colouring job

good night
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# even better.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Starbug is ace.
Especially when coming out of red dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:37, archived)
# hopefully without rimmer driving it
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:39, archived)
# That's ver good
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:03, archived)
# Ace! (Rimmer)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:19, archived)
# bored, with added bad guts
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# hurrah!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Click to animate

She wants to regress his y to her x while he's doing a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# you are a nonsense.
or is that a nonce-sense?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)
# Yes
It was actually very complicated.

Seriously.

Edit: Off now. For sleep. Too tired to typewrjirzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)
# smells like jailbait to me too
well...i'll live with that
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:54, archived)
# *nnnrgh*
*plop*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# sadly, more like "splatter"
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# it's certainly not a *SPLOSSHH*
that gives you a smile afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# When I "splatter" it always hits the basin to the back right
(right as you look at it, not as you sit on it)
I must have a arse defect
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# it appears that we are arse-twins.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# btw,
what were you reading?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# empire #217, boba fett cover
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# We must for a secret society!
the password is only revealed after a prune curry!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# Time to make a badge for our profiles.
*does not want badge*
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 3:24, archived)
# Grunties!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# not enough tapeworm
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# Who farted?
(pirateneddy, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# I haven't stopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# NIPPLES!
/auto complete
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# me.
see picture, above.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# have your pick
b3ta.com/questions/farting/


woo the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:55, archived)
# ah ... Saturday nights....
ok..


been a while so..


1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a repost war!!

subject

anything at all



go!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# Hey!
I havent even got a reply yet!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# so?
repost wars happen, either take part or don't.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# In that case

The Eden Cocktus
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# ok, i shall post my only FP
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)
# Not sure If I posted this or not
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Christ
Eat peas then, bitches...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# potter
(pirateneddy, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Perfect!
There is a CDC for everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# That's a fantastic CDC!

Did someone mention ET earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# cdc?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# CDC
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Ha ha!
Fucking excellent. But painful at the same time.

/didlifedrawingeverytuesdayfortwoyearsblog
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# Woo! Pearost!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Hey, you asked for it! [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Just logged on....about to go and have dinner ......
And there's a repostwar..!!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Whoa
I like this. Does it come in biggar?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# Cheers....
Only comes bigger as a 20 odd layer 50MB PSD I'm affraid..!!..(and I'm on dial up..!!)... and I'm just about to go and eat dinner.... If you want it bigger send me a gaz with the size you want and I'll convert the PSD into a Jpeg and upload it and gaz you back with the URL...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# hands up!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Nyaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Any chance you can link to source?
please
edit: and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# Thora-based wanks ahoy?
Was ages ago I'm afraid, so I can't find it. The thor comic is here though:
collectibleshop.tripod.com/thor-158.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Tra la, tra la.

Edit: Sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# :O!!!
I SHALL NEVER READ HARRY POTTER.
Why ET?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# Scroll down
Edit: www.b3ta.com/board/7428922
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# *holds ears to stop brains pouring out!
arrrrrgggghhh!

That was well quick though!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# I'm extremely hyper.
I ate so much sugar today to get me through Harry Potter in one go.

Twelve and a half hours.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# just watched shitloads of red dwarf


Click for bigger (70KB)
so i drawed a starbug
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# ooooh!
That's superb!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Beautiful!
I really mean that!

CLICKEY WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Vere nice indeed
W!Y!H!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Nice!
*dials up a lager milkshake*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# woo!
that gets a click just for being starbug, never mind the excellence of the drawing! if you can do one of rimmer with mr. flibble, i'll click like a spack on a spin dryer!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# This gets a click.
Watch more Red Dwarf. It's good for the soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Wooo! thats ace
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)
# Yaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)

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