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[challenge entry] "I believe i can i can fly"
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Sick
But I guessed what this was before the pic loaded. Does that make me sick?
(TheFunnel, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
# No,
simply a b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# what disturbs me most about shit r 'n' b crooner and noted paedophile r kelly
is that I have started to find him vaguely attractive.

I wouldn't, but only because I've heard him sing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)
# the bird he shagged
to become a paedo was 17, i think
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
# I thought it was going to be Orvil the duck
I'm not sure which is worse
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)
# May I?
(TheFunnel, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Giant steps are what you take...
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(Bogbean, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Nope.
I'm stumped.
(Eli-T, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Do you play cricket?
(Bogbean, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
# fake
this was filmed this in a studio
;)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
# It certainly seams like it
(Bogbean, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Lies
It was made on Mercury
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)
# haha
Yeah but only 2 made it to the surface - I know which one I'd leave in the CM cough* copeland *cough
(SignalFailure, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# hahahaha
i like this a lot, mainly cos its one of the few i've understood
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# !
Woo, someone got it and even liked it!

(First image challenge post)

Thank you :)
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# LOL
Good video too!
(KronA, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Video killed
some old guy?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Careful!
That could cause an injury.
(Eli-T, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# I CANNOT ENDORSE THIS USAGE OF A VIDEO CASSETTE.
but i did hear you on the wireless back in '52
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
# i do not know
who this radio star is?
did you delete the one where you did it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Yus
It took me five seconds to make the image and five minutes to work out how to post the damn thing :)
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
# P.S.
If I explained it would no longer be funny.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)
#
This is he
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Tum tee tum
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# cor! an bonafide art!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# is she waiting
for a sexy surprise?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# I knew those Bratz were trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Coo!
edit/ Yuri?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# My inspiration
www.deviantart.com/deviation/59566118/
JJ linked to the artist recently, and I think Chorizo had just got his book fresh from amazon when we were there
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
# The only book I saw was Star Wars, but I heard them mention Dirty Pair
/Confused due to yuri being lesbian hentai

I assumed it was something to do with the sketch somewhere near the bottom of your profile (anime.jpg)
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Ah yes, thats right. I remember it now
JJ mentioned Adam Warren when he did a fanart of the dirty pair. I presume they are a pair of dirty lemons then. My knowledge of manga/hentai is zip, but I like the style and might try it out a bit more..

The book Chorizo got was Empowered

(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] do misheard ones count?

(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# No.
Get out.


*runs*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# only if I can make a Rainbow Stalin one
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
#
a what what what one?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
#
rainbowstalin.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
# i get no sound
from ytmnd
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)
# doh
www.newmusicart.pl/art/similou/media/The_Similou_-_All_this_love.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)
# i like that song
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Hand relief in a bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# hahaha
hahaha

I find this amusing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# I've wanked into a bottle on many occai...
nevermind, erm..I never said anything ok?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# haha
i'm currently listening to the machine head cover of this song, it's not as good as the original though.
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
# i dunno,
i do quite like the machine head one
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Odyssey 1981


Lyrics
Music
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)
# These boots are made for fwapping?
Something like that, anyway...

www.b3ta.com/board/7495388
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# and fwaps just what they'll do?
And one of these days these boots are gonna
fwap all over you.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# ^this
lots
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Oooh
I like it :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# these boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
...and one of these days I'm gonna show you a close up of my forehead?'
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I pea this as a compo entry then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# those look like
they were made for walking
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Walking!
That's the word. Not wanking. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# it should be wanking,
because wanking is much beter than walking
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# billie piper?
(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] just the chorus!
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# ROCK, the kasbah..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)
# yep
.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# I was busily thinking up song titles
then I suddenly realised it's not even a compo entry. D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)
# that's coz I'm a
moron
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# sheikh, sheikh, sheikh... sheikh, sheikh, sherikh
sheikh your booty
sheikh your booty
(wilby, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# BOOM BOOM BOOM SHEIHK THE ROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Time we had a bit of opera in this challenge
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Link for the less cultured among you.

(EDIT: Marginally clearer now.)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Ah!
Propoppiccoccokkskis Cottoneye Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# is that a frozen goldfish?
edit : ahah i see it but i've got a headache
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Yes
It's in Act Five.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# dammit
I can only think of three indecent acts involving a frozen goldfish. You obviously have far more experience than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# I clicked this...
To make myself feel high-brow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# I am so peed off for not getting that
I went to see La Boheme at Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, what does she look like ?
what does she look like ?Image Hosted by ImageShack.us


www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zAHk6cC3c
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)
# she looks like she needs at least 50cc more spluff on her face
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# is that a chimp knee?
what she gonna look like with a chimp's knee on her!
*does the funky gibbon*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Woo!
I'm simultaneously loving and hating this compo. Some of the entries are excellent, but others I don't get, and others I think I get but am frustratingly unsure about.

I'd like to campaign for everyone to note in a reply or the original post what the artist/song/lyric actually is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:03, archived)
# ^ this
and its good to just click and hear the song
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Obligatory Risworthy Weekly Compo Posting from Ptolly Follows...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# That was careless of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Thankyou, lully Miss Flowerpot!
How nice to hear from you again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# well, next time i'm sure you'll remember to bring it back with you :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# RIS to the max
but it looks pretty cool.

I don't get most of these entries... stupid having to know lyrics :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# this with hamburgers with a bun made from beef burgers and onions made from hotdogs covered in gravy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# the filename's a bit of a giveaway
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# bah :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# I have never "filenamed" as much as today!
Nice tenuosity.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# I left my heart
with some Franciscans?
(Eli-T, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# is that really yours?
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# The composition is all mine
The disparate elements are not. Then again, I made no such claim.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# heart...not pic
.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 14:33, archived)
# nicely.....
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop

Edit: since posting this I realise I actually have this wrong:
"Moron was originally a scientific term, coined by psychologist Henry H. Goddard from the Greek word moros meaning "dull" (as opposed to sharp) and used to describe a person with a mental age between 8 and 12 on the Binet scale. It was also once applied to people with an IQ of 51-70 and was a step up from "imbecile" (IQ of 26-50) and two steps up from "idiot" (IQ of 0-25)."

So I guess Roland is a moron.

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Jilted John!
Isn't he still going these days? Didn't he do that bunsen burner song?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# No, Jilted John is Graham Fellows (possibly better known as John Shuttleworth)
Bunsen Burner was John Otway
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# YOUR MA AND PA
THEY JUST WANNA KICK ME
AND I SAY, COR BABY
THAT'S REALLY FREE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# I met Wild Willy Barrett's mum once
she had a beard too
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)
# I haven't heard him since John Shuttleworth's Open Mind
curse that bbc for only keeping their shows up for a week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# well he does live in Downs street

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)
# one of my best
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# hee!
needs more red door tho :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# i did do it, few years ago
cant find it now
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Top stuff
have a *click* for your troubles sir.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# still a classic...
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Grrrr!
(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Yay!
I love that song to bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Me too...
I read an interview with teh Mozz where he was asked if that song was actually about Johnny Marr. His reply?
"Never was. Never will be."
A simple "no" would have probably have done the job... I had the suspicion he wasn't being entirely honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking excellent, have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# :O
WHEY HEY!
(Chitch, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The old ones are the best !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Let's have a cockerny knees-up!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# needs more chaz and dave


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# anybody? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Could it be...
(Eli-T, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# B.I.N.G.O.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Happies
.
(Eli-T, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Morrisey'd


Geddit?
(Chitch, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# John Peel is dead?
damn you Morrissey!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Peel?! :S
Look at the chins. It's Moyles.
(Chitch, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Yeah
I thought it was a public service announcement!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# last night a dj shaved my wife?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# *goes down to the safety of the town*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# avoid Carlsyle at all costs
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)
# and dublin, and dundee, and also East Yorkshire and North Lincolnshire
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Dublin, Dundee, Humberside!
Woo!
(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)

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