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[challenge entry] following railtracks collapse.....


Toys-R-Us are set to take a leading role in train safety
(d1x1e, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:30, archived)
# yay
more spacehoppers I say, MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:31, archived)
# woo
i knew i liked you for some reason:
boing

saw yours the other night - coo!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:37, archived)
# yay!
it's climby bloke

..just thought of a bad pun, be right back!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:39, archived)
# yay for
all puns
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:44, archived)
# heh heh
you've got the makings of a woo yay screen saver there you know.....
(d1x1e, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:49, archived)
# feel free!
i did want to have him squashing small furry animals with each bounce!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:57, archived)
# other than
being good looking, cool und reeeleee gude at ingerrrlisch?

edit:and thanks petal!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:56, archived)
# bloody foreigners

(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:21, archived)
# wonderful
and so profound
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:26, archived)
# Weeeeeeeee
I want a white penguin!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:27, archived)
# I'd be happy
with a normal one
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:31, archived)
# It was going to be kitten

(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:21, archived)
# He isn't worried....



I know it's big but I only spent a few mins on it and I have to rush out!

Nocturnia
(Nocturnia, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:20, archived)
# christ man! it's massive
linky it! linky it!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:27, archived)
# AAAaraaaarrrrrgggghh!!
3/4 of a MEG!! You could have phoned me up and described it in less time ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:33, archived)
# Why the hurry?
Posting on b3ta is like making love to a beautiful women.... Patience.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:34, archived)
#
You've got to cut her out,
stick here on the back of a kitten,
and then carefully insert the Quo?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:40, archived)
# the bigger your pipes the quicker you get it?
most of us are rubbish at it and our peers mock us?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:41, archived)
# A swish outfit and knowing all the moves from Soul Caliber...


...wasn't going to help this time.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:14, archived)
# Ack!
It's too horrible! I can't watch (covers eyes).
(Indole Ring, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:19, archived)
# Oh dear
she's in trouble there. It's that one on the right that she's not got her eye on who looks the most dangerous. I believe it spits acid.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:23, archived)
# umm
who is this lass? where you getting all these crazy costumed pics from? :)
(Altrezia, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:48, archived)
# here we go....
costume girl

click on the character to see her costume!
(I helped save b3ta! tstar, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooooohh! Its so Sharpe ...
(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)
# .
A good ol' bita Sean Bean magic!!
(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:16, archived)
# hmm
bean is pronounced 'been' but sean is pronounced 'shaun'
I herby declare that from now on sean bean be addressed as one of the following

a) seen been
or
b) shaun baun
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:21, archived)
# you, sir
are very good.
(Altrezia, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:59, archived)
# HSE regulations
led to changes around the barrymore pool.
(d1x1e, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:05, archived)
# hahahaha
hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:18, archived)
# Oh god
I've just been playing the P45 Roulette. I will try to stop laughing soon!
How are we all this fine Friday morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:05, archived)
# Strangely
melancholic.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:08, archived)
# even after finding
super girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:10, archived)
# Yes,
Even after her.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)
# you need
a stalker!!

they're great fun!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:31, archived)
# I have one of those -
I know who you are!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:45, archived)
# hehe
couldn't actually remember which of you it was!
fun while it lasted...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:53, archived)
# Hmmm. Super girl
My wife is into anime... I wonder if she would dress up for me in some of the Evangelion costumes?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:12, archived)
# you lucky shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:13, archived)
# I once had a lucky shit.
It had a tenner in it.
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:19, archived)
# Apart from the scanty cladness
I just think its Japanese cartoons with strange plots. And big robots. This annoys my wife and means that costume donning becomes even more unlikely.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:27, archived)
# Cheer up
it's Friday! Party time!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)
# In six minutes
it will be Saturday morning for me.
(Indole Ring, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:14, archived)
# Yoinks!
Where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:23, archived)
# Australia
Gidday luv!
(Indole Ring, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:24, archived)
# G'day mate
It's 7:10am out here...my day is just starting but then I'm off for a weekend away with my best friends and brother. Woo Yay.

I'm going on a manhunt
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:26, archived)
# Have fun
and good luck
(Indole Ring, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:27, archived)
# Not for me.
I have the shopping and cleaning to look forward to.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:25, archived)
# Mmmmm
Do it in the buff then while drinking lots of beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:29, archived)
# Hmmmmm,
I dont think so, I could fall drunkenly onto the hoover.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:35, archived)
# oooh
you beat me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:37, archived)
# careful with the hoover nozzle
could end up in casualty.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:36, archived)
# poor bovine
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:27, archived)
# Best not to ask.
Someone tripped my fucking killswitch today.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:22, archived)
# Oh I'm sorry
What can I do to cheer you all up?
just trying to spread some happiness
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:24, archived)
# Not much you can
do - I just have to find myself a new job.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:26, archived)
# or....
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:34, archived)
# Or...?
 
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:55, archived)
# look out

the badass baboon brothers are in town
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:02, archived)
# Found this -
worth 1.5 minutes of wasted time.

Link
(raz, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:58, archived)
# is anyone still playing the moon game
from the mailout? i've not stopped since 12 o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:59, archived)
# That moon thing
is cool. I hadn't read the newsletter yet. Thanks for pointing it out, I needed to waste some more time today.

www.colorado.edu/physics/2000/applets/satellites.html
(raz, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:09, archived)
# so...
what's the object?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:30, archived)
# to acheive a stable orbit
.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:49, archived)
# Oooooooo
preeeeeety.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:05, archived)
# the best 1.5 minutes I've spent
in the last 5 minutes. Thats very sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] A few warning signs wouldn't go astray
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:55, archived)
# lol
thats superfistacalafr ect

(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:57, archived)
# How many time can I use the X-files poster?

.three so far
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:55, archived)
# spazzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:57, archived)
# .
thats class
have you done it animated with him smacking his head off it?
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:02, archived)
# after that rock lady from yesterday
and now super girl, i'm going to have the horn all weekend (sorry). i hope there's some nice bridesmaids at the wedding tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:59, archived)
# Rock
lady? What rock lady?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:05, archived)
# i'll have a spazz
she was lovely

EDIT
hubba hubba
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)
# bah
you had me all excited and it was generic blonde again.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:18, archived)
# generic?
generic?!
GENERIC?!?!
jeepers man (presumably) what more do you want! go look at her website (watch out for popups), she am lovely
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:21, archived)
# humbug I say
I will have to take a photo of the canteen here at lunchtime and post it because it is literally full of corking lasses (not that I look as I have a luverly woman)
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:26, archived)
# got any jobs going?
our place is full of *cough* homely *cough* ladies unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:29, archived)
# hmmm
well if you can sit around all day drinking late' and saying buzzwords and phrases like 'media village' then the beeb would probably gladly take you.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:33, archived)
# woohoo! that's me
i can drill down into a subject and interface with the best of them.

and i know all about networking, transactional analysis and cross-team interpretations and everything.

plus i'm a ded good riter.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:38, archived)
# Right,
put me down for a job as well.
Do they have an Itinerant Creative Bum department?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:39, archived)
# no
but they bloody should
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:42, archived)
# *sigh*
Nevermind, give Matt a job, he sounds like he knows what hes talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:46, archived)
# if i get it
you can come be my secretary. plenty of excuse for pissing about on the interweb there.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:47, archived)
# I believe.
I do, really I do.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:59, archived)
# that really is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)
# Yay! I like that.
we had a run on that poster one day a while ago, it was really fun.

I did this one...
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:07, archived)
# damn you
currently wiping tea off my monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:10, archived)
# lol
what can be said about that?
its the the crowning glory of all
i want to belive posters
what a classic
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:14, archived)
# Yes.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:15, archived)
# pwahahahahahaha
that made me chuckle a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:19, archived)
# I love
your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:27, archived)
# that
is genius.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:23, archived)
# That is FUCKING funny!
Woo and Yay sir.

a note. This is my last post in my current incarnation.
(ComaToast, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:49, archived)
# where...
can i find the supergirl pics to play with?
(fingermouse, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:12, archived)
# supergirl
resides here
(nylz, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:16, archived)
# supergirl
Oh wow, Alisa's supergirl... too many jokes running through my head...

Alisa... Derrek... Alisa... Derrek... *mind explodes*
(creativemistake, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:57, archived)
# my first attempt
dali aint got shit on me!

(satan's little helper, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:53, archived)
# Very nice.
I've got that picture at home. Well, not with Ronald... you know what i mean.
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:02, archived)
# how about...
the kitten and furtive? bit small but eagle eyes like me can see *ahem* thankyou
(fingermouse, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:08, archived)
# I did notice them
but couldn't be arsed typing them all out. Instead you've made me waste more time replying to your message to defend myself. Cheers!! :)
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:16, archived)
# fucks sake rob
we just started to play p45 roulette at work there. jeeeeeeezus christ - not THAT fucking pic again. yeeeeurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:53, archived)
# totally agree
although the shouting had me in stitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:56, archived)
# all I hear is a gunshot.
am i not playing for long enough?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:57, archived)
# keep playing.....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:01, archived)
# keep going
it may take a while, before you go Yuk
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:02, archived)
# hmmmm
I'm intrigued now..
oh dear, goatse & loud shouting...
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:57, archived)
# I hope this is not jobserve were talking about here:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:58, archived)
# What is it?
Havin' trouble downloading the thing - goatse or something?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:58, archived)
# Ah, yes it is.
Just got it down.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:03, archived)
# we did exunktly the same thing
you never wanna see that.


bleeeaaaaauuurrrgggggghhhhhh
(longboy_mcgoo, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:58, archived)
# Right one last attempt
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)
# I
like that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:06, archived)
# Anyone know where I can buy an inflatable whale?
for clean recreational fun of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)
# i get mine from
here
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:53, archived)
# Like
this? whale.wheelock.edu/whalenet-stuff/LucyPage.html
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:54, archived)
# dammit
you're fast on the google search sir
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:56, archived)
# *bow*
It's my one and only skill :-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:59, archived)
# too big.
I'm looking for one I can carry.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:56, archived)
# of course,
and what, pray, would you be wanting that for?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:59, archived)
# for taking to sporting occasions abroad
...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:59, archived)
# ah.
so it's not a sexual thing then?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:01, archived)
# well
not primarily
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:05, archived)
# if you get
this one you could row there on it. marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)
# thanks guys
you've been a lot of help!
ty monky
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:19, archived)
# How about
This fella?
http://www.swimthings.com/2002/items/whalefloat.htm
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:00, archived)
# absoultely !! thanks bloid
wonder if it comes with the girl ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:07, archived)
# Hehehe...
if it does, I'll get one, and you can have to whale ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:17, archived)
# here
www.inflatablewhale.com

Only $10 as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:54, archived)
# If you have the money
www.realwhale.com makes the best ones.
(Indole Ring, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:58, archived)
# Productive Morning At Work
I made this after a spark of inspiration last night (probably generated by friction after wanking under a nylon bed sheet - but not over Tom Selleck, that would be sick)

Click Here For Bigger

sorry for the large size, the animation is a bit big aswell - wahey
(I helped save b3ta! Straw Dog, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:50, archived)
# magnificent
WOO YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)
# I like that
..
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:05, archived)
# Thanks
Been a while since I posted anything - keep meaning to put a gallery together but fuck it I go to Thailand for two weeks tomorrow so it can wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Straw Dog, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:26, archived)
# while we're on the subject of real dolls...
why can't I have one with 8 breasts and 4 legs (behind each other like a horse)?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:50, archived)
# I'm sure thay would make it for you if you asked
might cost a bit of money though.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:00, archived)
# it's niche
but why not?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:08, archived)
# Borrow mine
If you like
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:19, archived)
# I Thought as much
(LazyBastard, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:50, archived)
# Young boys, football in the park eh?

Johdpurs for goalposts.
I'm so fucking sorry, I used all my hummus on my spacehopper pic yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:46, archived)
# great pun
like it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:47, archived)

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