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# erm... jawas made me do it
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# sexeh!
it took me far too long to spot.
maybe i am just used to seeing men in stockings...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# would
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# hahaha!~
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Rubbish
Everyone knows Hitler was a knee-highs man

EDIT: And with that folks, I'm dragging my sorry arse off to bed. Night!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# G'night sexy lady!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# G'night, my lovely Mrs T!
*waves and hugs*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# night night!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# BY!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Say what you will about him
But he had lovely legs.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Big, fuck-off, at home *LOL*
Edit: ninja'd for oh, whatever....

;)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# yeah m3!
fuck off home!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Pfft
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# 0_0
I think I've got 'Lost in Translation'....

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# right
i'm definitely off to bed now
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Right, you've driven me to it...
:D

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *fucksoff*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Noooooooooo!
That's not what I meant...

:(
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Would, have, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, woul
d
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I so want to see this animate into goosesteps or a can can or something...
Woo!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# hahahah
can can ftw
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Just imagine
what Monty Python would be like if Terry Gilliam had ImageReady.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# just heaven I think, simply heaven
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Sexy b3ta classic.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# four holes of fun!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Hummana Hummana!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Swit swoo!
Ich bin ein leg-man.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# :P
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# ive just got here
whats going on?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# LIMES!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Zombies vs Limes
All out war
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# TEAM LIME!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# you can't beat a lime
you can however, squish it, and drink its limey goodness
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# LIMES LIMES LIMES
:D!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Limes, ofc.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Forget the wordy bloke.Look at my pic.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# *forgets*
*looks*


Woo!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# zesty!

I like
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Pssst
Everyone survive Hamburg?

EDIT: Nevermind, we're crossing posts again.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# *implodes in recursive post doom*
Arrrggghhhhh!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# hahah
I've just come back to the board

is the wandbagon in full swing?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# yup.


(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Kobe Jumps Over Pool Dunks Ball with Jackass Guys
I did a search on the board and couldn’t find anything on this so I thought I would post it. My friend showed me this video and I'm still trying to figure out if it's real or not. It's of Kobe jumping over an above ground pool filled with snakes and dunking it while hanging out with guys from Jackass. I still prefer Lebron over Kobe but I have to say when I saw this video I was like damn, Kobe can freakin dunk that ball. What say you all, do you think it’s real or fake? You can check it out below:

www.webcastr.com/videos/sports/kobe-and-the-jackass-crew.html


(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Of course he does
/ac
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# erm...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# i stopped reading
but if it's a video
it should go on the links board
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# /links is that way ---->
If you hurry you may not get bumraped
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# too late
;)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# your oral lips are internal??
/ac
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# and that would for the /links board, then
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# hello new person
please.... bleh.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# every day
one of you turns up here, I die a little more inside.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# *comforts*
Tea & Biccies over here, sir...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# *boils kettle*
*opens jaffa cakes*
*waits*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# for pity's sake, don't do this on /talk
they'll eat you alive

then bumrape you
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Who over what now?

No shark, no real.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Eh? What? Who?
I avoid Jackass. It's lowest-common-denominator trash.
Hell, even the Three Stooges put a bit of effort into their slapstick.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Kobe?
How does an entire city jump over a pool of snakes

that's crazy

now a city jumping over a pool of lime juice, I'm inclined to accept that as reality

:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# All it takes is a big earthquake...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# or a misplaced delivery of limes
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:16, archived)
# The reason you couldn't find this anywhere on board
is because nobody has been monumentally moronic enough to POST it on board.

That is all.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Haha!

True enough
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# The Alliance


Click for bigger (57KB)

Imagine seeing THAT in your street.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Allimfance, shorely?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# lemons, limes and zombies
working in harmony?!
it will never work
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Lemony...
and limeony...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# *real lols*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# i like it
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# very
where is he?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# micto!
\o/
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# hello gorgeous!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# My fine fellow....
:D

Are you well, sir?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# not really
things are a bit shit

still, at least 'm not dead
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Poo!
What's occurring?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# This is my
"street"
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Depending on whether you're from up north or down sarf...
...it could be the car or the cow saying that =)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# *says it quietly to self*
pffft
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# those cows are shopped
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I can tell by the udders
and from having seen quite a few cows in my time
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# You mean...
...someone grassed them up?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# yes
im trying to think of another lime wars pun
but failing due to the fat rabbits on tv
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Because both cows AND cars can talk.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# =)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# zesty!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# sean of the dead?
aicmfp?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# *hands over the money*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# yaaay
how many theoretical pounds did i win?!?!


oh.. five. :(
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# No, limes and lemons of the dead
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Eggsterminate!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
*real lols*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# geek points for someone who can tell me the number from the colours
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# 2.4 MOhms?
tolerance 2/5%?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# glee
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Is that dalek bumming that poor resistor?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Ohm-y god...
*resists more electricity jokes*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I've got amp-le supplies of these puns if you like?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# you revolt me
Tranny
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Give in to the lime I do.....
But too lazy to do proper job am I....
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Peel the force you must, Luke!

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Peel the force, LIME!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# D'oh!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# i find your
your lack of zombies disturbing
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# If you peel me now I will become more citrusy then you can ever imagine
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Are you the dark lord of the pith?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# okayokay. what´s with the zombie lime anyway?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# total war
pick a side,
take a badge
b3ta.com/board/8407900
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I'm like Switzerland.
I have badges from both sides, plus an ample supply of chocolate.






and cuckoo clocks...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# ..can't....resist...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Quick TJ
Anyone else think this photo placement is a little... wrong?

From www.thelocal.se/
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# hahaha
LIEM!

:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# doodles
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Awww!
but sad fish is sad :(
why is sad fish sad?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# *psst*
thank you for your lovely comments earlier, btw
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
#
no probs! You are indeed very talented, it is true!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# *mwah*
You're a gent, sir


(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# If you are coming to the London bash,
remind me to give you a hug!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Sir, if you are around on the
Sunday, I shall see you then.

And I look forward to it!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# It's a deal!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Because a lobster ate his tail ends
it was from a shore-side restaurant that dumped it near sad-fish, apparently someone released a song about lobsters not liking being eaten and they couldn't sell the cruel little bugger.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# *stifles real lols from next room*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# *bottom lip wobbles*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Awww...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# You should come to the Derby bash
all your sads would be forgotten
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# ^ this
Oh yes. This.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Awwwwwww........
Sad fish :(

Lovely, sir.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# *smooshes*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# My very, very lovely, Mrs T.....
How are you, honey?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Overly hot
But I have strawberries.

You?
(Feel we may be crossing conversations here)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# You're right...
I don't know where to reply!!!

Edit: just in case it gets lost, I'm very well, ta.
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Here'll do :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Glad to hear it
Everyone survive Hamburg?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Well, I did.
The rest of them, well, let's say I left the country before they could detain me....
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# i love etsy
so many nice things


a great pic btw
woo
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Please say it was inspired by limes

Thats lully btw :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Aceness!
*clicks*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# TJ: What - what?
Everyone's here!!!!

*manhugs*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# *squirms way in*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Doodle more!
I like this :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# *swoops in*
TRELLY!!!!!

*hugs*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# *group hugs*
*beckons Jessie over*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# BIG group smooshing!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Oh yes,
Yes indeed.

:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# *joins this one too*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
How's you lovely?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I'm fine, honey
Are you all well?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# aaaaaaw!
That's ver nice! :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Lovely, as per
woo!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# is sad fish sad because
He can see the deliciousness of worm on fish hook and knows that it will be his demise but still can do nothing about it.

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# No, he's just a sad cunt by nature.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# sorry for star wars mode... no limes involved...


just read an article about WW I tank prototypes and found THIS!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# nazi jawas?!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# looks like lucas stole from them...
telling by the looks of that thing.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# valentines?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# what is with all the limes anyway?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# LIMES.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# ZOMBIES!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# LIMES?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Want a limey pea from the briney sea?


Well now you've got one.

It was from my mini-one-man-band-names-bandwagon that I'm considering reviving.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Thats no limewagon
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I don't think you've got the hang of the game.
I posted a picture that was an (often tenuous) representation of a bandname, and b3ta had to guess the band. There was six of them, so I think that constitutes a bandwagon. For one person at least.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Limes?


bandnames2.gif
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# You're SO CLOSE. :D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Actually, you're exactly right.
(not exactly right, I'm just re-asserting authority over my game)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# LIMES?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# THAAAT'S MORE LIKE IT!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Zombies?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Limes shirley
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# ZOMBIES
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# OOTINI!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# is that the dutch spelling?
;)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# He's not Dutch
it's all a big ploy to sound all suave and European.

Me and the missus were recently in Dutchland and he wouldn't even meet us!
just muttered something about shitloads of work to do...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I'm two meters tall for tax reasons



I'm still very very sorry :(
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Hahah


nah, no need, we'll manage it one day :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# That, we will!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Er, wasn't it Hollandishlandia?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Teh Nether Hollands
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Perhaps it's UTINI

But never ohteenee. It's just....too teenie.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# ohteenee!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Race ya

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# phwoar! this should win them teh war!
whatever war it may be...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Cor, nicely
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# holy crap
a huge mechanical iron lime with guns!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Hes a killer hampster,

Gunpowder and shuriken,
Dynamite with samurai swords
Guaranteed to blow your mind.

Planing on printing this up as a poster at the request of my better half. Any pointers on what it may or may not be missing
[EDIT] Looks like font is up for moving. anything else?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Milk and a bowl.
Oh and a spoon.


I mean top pic, I can't fault it. woo
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# tried that
didn't work as well as you might think,
messed with balance of the pic.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# cor
i e
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# haha, beat me to it.
Still, ace image.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I thought that it said Gerbil Ninja.
Edit: Right, im off to watch Dune. Goodnight B3ta and may the best limes win.

Down with team zombie.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# The text needs moving because it is confused with the image.
Apart from that I don't understand what the text has to do with the image.

but it's nice.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Why good evening sir
Are you well?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Good evening fair lady.
I'm well thanks. Bored but well.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I could tell about the bored thing
you're itching for a 'discussion' ;)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I had one last night
and it ended most unsatisfactory. The little bitch just stopped posting instead of letting me get in full flow. I've been cheated so maybe that's it? ;)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# What was it about?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I don't know.
religion or something but mainly fuckwits trying to be smart.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# 'cereal'
'killer'
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# "pedantry"
:)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# 'not looking like an illiterate cunt'
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# im not illiterate
I'm "down with the kids"
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# *calls police*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# hahaha
the 'cereal' one I can understand, but...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I still don't get it.
is this character from a box of kiddies foodstuffs or something?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# no
he from my mind
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# the real reason
(other than the fact that CK has been a character of mine for ages) is that if it type "killer" in instead of "killa" the type matches vertically and looks odd.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# but you mis-spelled
cereal and the second word looks like Kalla. But apart from that what does cerial sic killa have to do with a ninja rodent?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# There's no d in pigeon.
Nice picture, though.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Half lime, half zombie and stronger than both


in response to b3ta.com/board/8408120

get zombie badges b3ta.com/board/8407900

quick and dirty
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Can limes get scurvy?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# sure,
most of em spend long times at sea, pirating and such
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# what's with the limes this evening?
they seem restless...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# ARGH! Limebie!
Or Zome, whichever you prefer...

Any chance you could run up a badge for 'Naked b3taing ftw' or some such?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I would need a source......
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# See profile
Or other NSFW sources
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Cor!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# *gets on it*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# cor limey!
what this lime thing all about?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Animate it.....HARD!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# i have never done an animation...
perhaps it is time to learn
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Yes, young padawan

Time to move into a bigger world
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# That lime's got some bite!


(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Genetics is safe they said.
Perfectly harmless they said.

Well they were Wrong.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# "The chances of anything coming from mars
Are a million to one" they said.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# *comes*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# But still...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# You'd better not get any of it on me... O_o
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8408200
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# LIMES FTW.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# !
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# goodness!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking yeah :D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# meh,
sorry for extreme newbieness, but how do i put badges on my profile? do i need to save them to my computer and reupload them or something like that?

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# take the address of the badge
then 'update my profile'
code the url in
and you should be done!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# cheers,
i'll go try that now.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# that's only suitable for images hosted on b3ta
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# right click the image
'save as'
'post new message' use imagemode
then press 'preview' instead of 'post'
copy everything in the message window
'edit profile'
paste into the correct place

done
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# got some bite this lime has
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# you'll have to imagine the music playing, I'm afraid.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# OMG NSFWTFSOCKS!
HE IS NAKED!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Aren't we all by now?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# *checks*
alas no
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# hellz yeeah!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# MMHMM!
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I am half way there.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# No problem, I have Entombed doing a fine job right here

splendid :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# entombed
rule.


haven't listened to em i years. i may have to rectify this...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I LOVE MOGWAI TOO.
you just get better and better.

Don't leave. :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Woo!
i'm not going anywhere!


the reissue of young team sounds excellent by the way...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Aw fantastic!
I didn't want to get it, because I love the original so much I hardly wanted to hear it different in any way, but on your recommendation, I shall purchase it :D

I'm listening to Mr Beast at the moment. It's so ace.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# it sounds
bigger and louder than before, and there are some great live tracks on the bonus disc too.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# *gets all excited*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Yes

Listen to Chief Rebel Angel first.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Fuck yes.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Woo!
Thankee sir!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# fuck i'll have one of them as well
i'm on both sides!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Shhhh!
What good is being our double agent if everyone knows about it?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# good point,
although i wanna be a double agent too...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# ya-dadadadadadadada-ya-dadadadadadadada
da-de-dum-dum-da-de-dum-dum
ya-dadadadadadadada-ya-dadadadadadadada
da-de-dum-dum-da-de-dum-dum

lovely
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I was thinking more
YA DA DAAAAAAA DA DAAA DA DAAAAAAAAA
YA DA DAAAAA DADILLY DA DA DAAAAAAA
PAH! badaa da PAH! badaa da etc. etc.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# i thhink those might the same tune...
i forgot the dadilly though
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# oh, I see!
I'm glad we're friends again now our tunes are in alignment.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# DON'T CROSS THE BEAMS!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# limey musics
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I love you.
This music is perfect for my dancing lime!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# it's not my own creation I must admit
It's just sat on the serveras a reminder, I came across it and thought 'I could use that for something!'. 3 years later and the dream has come true ;)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# *high fives*
Glad to be a maker of dreams!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# yes
limey penis :D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Hahah
Some Ozzy howling about a white horse, or such nonsense

But WOOOOO
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Nice one hexy wexy.



(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# banana
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Hey!
NO!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# fuck this i'm going to bed
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Yeah, me too
Which side do you want?

Oi, move over you greedy bastard
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Oh god.
My eyes. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Not shopped in limes
thats what hes done
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# NSFW NIPPLES!
and get a haircut you hippy
/i can say this as i once had long hair so nuh
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# er...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Because?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# No kidnap photos here please.
Urgh.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# It is a banana
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# STRETCH MARKS!
I hope it's a boy, congratulations ^______________^
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I have them on my arms because im so muscley
....well thats what i keep telling myself...
whats good to remove such features?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Chainsaw?
Craft knife?

Pineapple juice?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# chainsaws are not good
craft knife... simply cut around and sew back together? surely they'd just move somewhere else?
Pineapple juice... hmm would attract bees and other insects I don't think that would work
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# A sharp knife?
Soldering iron?
Polyfilla?

Also, I hear BioOil is quite good for that.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# someone once said something about the stuff for piles
apparently it shrinks the skin
but i mean "hi i'd like to buy some pile cream please"...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# fuck this i'm going to revise
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# haha
how can people let themselves get to that state?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# reported!
but woo...
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I so want to shop that into something very NSFW,
but I shall resist...

*edit* ah fuggit:

This is exactly the same picture in every way but with the banana changed in colour and NO other changes whatsoever.

Do you think I should link it?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# This is very nasty-looking

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# at least cover that nipple
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# with SPUNK
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Haha! :D
Poor man!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking hell
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Fuck this, I'm going to stick a banana in my mouth, take photos and post them on messageboards
wait
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# waits...
...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Blimey, KW!
*glomps*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Blimey, KW!
*ruffles fur*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Blimey, KW!
(Who the fuck is KW)

:P

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# MORE.
THIS IS TURNING ME ON.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I fixed that image for you mediocre
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Chandler Bing?



(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Limedler Lime?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:22, archived)
# This year you must attend the Derby bash
there can be no excuses

Sign up now
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I can't afford to drive to work
let alone derby! :(
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# We'll pick you up!
Where do you live?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# southest, westest walesest you can go
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Hmmm...
*ponders*

*retreats*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# ^ what she said
Cardboard skugosaurs will not do this year
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I have signed up
I think

Haven't I?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Yes, you have :D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Woohoo!
I will absolutely be there with bells on this year*

*bells not included
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Still got that mask of me?
;)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# No...
...so you'll have to come over!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# *sigh*

I'm even working now...it's 23:30 over here and the website I started building this evening is about 50% finished.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# :(
I'll dig your mask out again then unless you get time to make us something new/personal (it's not for anoher 4 months or so!)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Heh
I am taking a break now bothering people on b3ta anyway :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I read that as musk!!


(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I giggled
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Haha thanks!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Is it tennis time?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:25, archived)
# ha ha ha ha i miss this
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I see your egg, and I raise you...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# some ones scribbled under it
its a bloody foriegn egg! bah!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Godammit >_<
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# am i missing something?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Limes!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Apparently its just me...
... who thinks that the little fat singer off Britain's got talent looks like cartman :( I shall go and sit in a corner
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# i have never seen this show that you speak of
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Stan and Kyle's expressions are mimicing mine right now
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs more bullying though.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# sorry there are no limes or zombies involved...
but heres a picture i've made to promote a gig a mate of mine has coming up in a few weeks...



i like it anyway...

edit - that's bigger than i thought, sorry. just resizing...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# looks like a zombie to me
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Looks like a lime to me.
A round yellow lime, with six arms.



(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:21, archived)
# That's a very lemony lifeform
I don't have any limes either. Can give you a mango though.

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Cor!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Mangnops?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# cheer up!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# i've been depressed
but i've never thought morrisey was a great songwriter
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I just got it from "symptoms of depression" on the NHS website.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# i listened to the smiths
and heaven knows i'm miserable now
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# well, now
i like the smiths

but i think morrisey is shit
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:25, archived)
# ZAMBEEZ!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Lies!
This is clearly a lime-bee.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# this^
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Bees + Zombies?
WINNAH
(get the zombie badge b3ta.com/board/8407900 )
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Bees + Limes + Zombies FTW
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# i am the piecemaker
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# got it
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Symptoms of
being a zombie:
Dark purplish spots on skin.
Spongy gums, often leading to tooth loss.
Bleeding from all mucous membranes.
Bleeding gums.
Sunken eyes
Opening of healed scars and separation of knitted bone fractures.
Nosebleeds

Symptoms of having scurvy:
Dark purplish spots on skin.
Spongy gums, often leading to tooth loss.
Bleeding from all mucous membranes.
Bleeding gums.
Sunken eyes
Opening of healed scars and separation of knitted bone fractures.
Nosebleeds

Cure? Limes!!!

I propose an armistice...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Picture of limes please
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Symptoms of FAIL: this post

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# he is new,
we should be kind
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:22, archived)
# You're probably more sensible than me at the moment

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Symptoms of posting the wrong thing in the wrong place:
What you did just there^^^
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# did you just get some
idiocy in your eye?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# lots of words there. quite funny but needs moar picture
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Why do i always get the trolls?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Limes win.
Game over, man. Game over.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# They're too green!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# You're too green!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# FAIL
again
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# i will 'shop a hybrid now.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Limistice?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# i like it
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:21, archived)
# oh noes!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# the cat returns?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# The cat came back.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# then he buggered off again
bloody cats.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Citrus in disguise
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# OMTIMUS LIME, TRANSFORM!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Limeformers
Citrus in disguise!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# YEEEEEESSSSS!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# bad time to post mstan!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Yep!


(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# i like this
shame about the timing, eh?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Stick ani
Can someone help me out please and point me in the direction of the fella that does all the anims of the stick guy trying and failing to get over a river. Thanks
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# umm...

now with added tea and biscuits.
All welcome.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# *brings cayke*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Durbster


(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Oi oi Stanley
=)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Good evening Kenneth.
I trust all is well in Derby with the lovely Jessie.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Absolutely, dude.
How're you?

And are you coming to the London bash?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I'm fine.
Yes, I will be visiting the capital this weekend.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I think that was durbster
Try www.durbster.co.uk (or .com).

I think his user name on here was durbster as well
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# doffs cap
much obliged - apologies for any wastage. will delete self etc
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:21, archived)
# not wise
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# They are by Durbster
here

...but this needs to be asked on the talk board or in an existing thread because folks are VERY sensitive about thread wastes here!

Edit: Good god! three helpful replies, outweighing flaming for now?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# SHIT OFF COCKBOLLOCKS!
/redressing balance
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# *shakes firmly by the hand*
I'd give it a while, if I was you... O_o
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# FAIL
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Here it is...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

much love xxxx

The Irresistible Force
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

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