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# But doing okay, actually.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Pumps and bloams!
That's some hearty Tesco Value action right there! Pump action bloams!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Dignity? Pah. Get it up the fuckin pitch!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)
# a classic one: Here is what..


..JPS stands for.
hopes not too hard this time...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Jumped-up Pipe Smoker?
Edit: Oh, yeah, gotcha!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# JOLLY PIPE SMOKER
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# not exactly
but at least not even close
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Tell me when I'm getting close.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Tell him when he's getting close.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Am I getting close?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# JIMINIES, PETER'S SMALL.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# JEHOVAH PUNCHED SARTRE
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Justified Pot Smoker...
...(just pure shite)?....:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# "just
pure shite"
yeah, that's it!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# JELLIED PRAWN SHIT
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# JUMPING PICNICKERS, SCOOBY!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# JUNGLE PORN SHOP
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# JIGGLY PUFF: SING!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# ahaha
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Winner!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Jet Propelled Snoot
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I LOVE HORSES
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# JAGGER PISSES SODA
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# does he?
have anyone tasted that?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# JOVIAL PIG SHAVER
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# ...you sick bastard!...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)
# JORDAN'S PRIVATE SHOWINGS
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# um, the what now?
how special

well done john

nice play

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# JINKIES, POOR SATAN
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Jealous post stiffler
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# JAM PULSATES SMOOTHLY
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# JUICY PLUM SMOOTHIE
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Jackoff putrid sperm...
...Jingleberry pickle sprocket.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# just post shite?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# WINNER!
No offense intended to original poster, of course
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I'm done.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# YOU'VE WON SOMETHING!!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# IS IT AN AUDI?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW.
IT LOOKS A BIT LIKE A FURBALL.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)
# .
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Haha what
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)
# aww look at that...
Somebody threw away a perfectly good, umm....

WTF?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)
#
a real something?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
#
well done
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Jism Palookin Smoothie
??
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# whoops! I clicked on 'I Like This' instead of 'Ignore' . How do I change that?
;)

so, whauddup, dawg?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:46, archived)
# 2.5 hrs then home for
for some self medication and bevvy!
yourself?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Just enjoying a HOT summer afternoon
away from the heat. I may go to a small carnival this evening. Rides, booths, games of chance, and single mothers -- GiggidyGiggidy.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
# have some for me
it got down to 1oC here the other day
- i had to go out and buy a ton of red gum for the fire yesterday - brrrrrrrr
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:24, archived)
#
Jizz Pant Stain
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Fie
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)
# jada pinket smith
will smiths sexy wife.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I searched the /board to see if anyone had had this idea before, spent hours on it.
Then when I needed to check the lights the first image search for RRoD brought up the same idea. I now feel I have wasted my life, more so than usual.


Click for less eyestrain-o-vision
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# PLAY: GLOBALTHERMONUCLEARWAR
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)
# How about a game of chess
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)
# DOGCAR
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# ITS A WORD!!!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Chass?
Isn't that the thing Cheggers bumbled on about on Buzzcocks?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# It's a subtle blend of lateral thinking and extreme violence.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# You're thinking of Chess boxing aren't you?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Hahaha what.
I hope you just made that page as a joke.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Yes, I made up an entire wikipedia article...just now.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)
# You can do that, you know.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:50, archived)
# wow, the board is quite slow tonight
*roasts*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Aha
LOAD ""
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I don't care if it's been done.
This is good!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# the ps3 has smooth touch buttons.
cumbersome sexbox.


woo!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)
# hope you get it


(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# woosh!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# nope don't
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
# what are the other keys for?...
....?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)
# causing immense confusion in atomic
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
# ...o-o...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# my back door, my heart, my bike chain, my garage and my padlock.
:/
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
# What happens if someone breaks the key to your back door
or your heart or your bike chain or your garage or your padlock. Because I might have sat on one of them by mistake.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# What the fuck are you talking about
idiot?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# keys
idiot.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I don't know,
to be perfectly honest. The words didn't come out right, and I can't be bothered to fix them.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# how could anyone break a key by sitting on it
and i have copies of all of them, in shiny, you wanna trade?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Well I'm a robot.
Made of metal.

Ooooh, shiny!?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO
how do you get yourself so GODDAMNED shiny?

edit: like this www.b3tards.com/u/c84b5d533ef9dcace130/key-breaker.jpg
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)
# L'Oreal?


EDIT: Ahh. Do not want.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# the other keys are for
playing the piano
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# where did you get this picture of my keyboard?
*hoards*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
# it was next to the gary glitter signature series fiddle
...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Hooray for the Das Keyboard.
That seems to be version 1 though, I believe.
They've revamped it since then.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Das keyboard is for idiots.
Any sane person would just turn the lights in your room out.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)
# 1. I don't wish to go blind in a dark room with a bright screen
2. They have a really nice tactile response
3. They last forever
4. They're not that expensive any more
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# That wouldn't make you go blind.
The people who say that are also the same people who tell you not to go swimming after eating, i.e idiots.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# It's a strain on the eyes. I can feel this.
Having the light on helps to focus on the rest of the room every now and then to relax the eye muscles.

Don't try and science me, boyo.

Swimming after eating is bullshit, true. It's not wonderfully fun to go swimming after eating a full english breakfast though.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# That's just because eating a full english breakfast isn't a wonderful experience to begin with.
It's more ballast than it is food.

A dim lcd screen in the dark does very little to your eyes, also light levels only effect the iris and not muscles which control the lens anyway.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)
# It's the equivalent of holding your arm up in the air for a long time.
Eventually it becomes fatigued and beings to ache.

You have to lower it for the pain to subside.

The lens defaults to middle distance, and both near and far sighting puts the muscles of the lense under strain.

Thus why it is recommended to get up and look at far away things every hour or so.

It is difficult to focus on far away things in the dark, thus it is better to have the light on.

Also, yes, it affects the iris.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] not bad for my second attempt at shopping


even got the size right this time.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Yay!
He's saying, "Come and drive under the bridge." But then he does do a poos on them.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# That's disgusting.
You're disgusting.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Only little poos.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Five quid on the robot.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
# haha i don't even know what is going on
but i think it's great :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
# TRANSFORMERS!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# PYLONS!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)
# yeah...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Meowwww
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Awwwwww
:3
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Hahah
Yay!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Are we shouting random words,
or the names of things that have to do with electricity?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
# transformers transfer energy into pylons.
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# TRANSFORMERS
(they also ramp down the voltage at the house end)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# So THAT'S why we need to replace light bulbs.
/ac
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Did someone say random swearing?!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Hahahah
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# smush them good!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# why don't they shoot him already?...
...(animate it).
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
# wouldnt know where to start
anyone else can feel free to steal and animate
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Trace Cyrus

of Metro Station. Also, unfortunately, older brother of Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:58, archived)
# The key word being "Trace" ;]
Woo!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Oh shush.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)
# U LUV HANER MONTANUR
HAHAHAHA
He is shouting about milk. He is saying "I DO LIKE MILK".
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Hahahahah
He likes milk? What sort? (By which I mean chocolate, strawberry, full fat, etc.)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# "OF THE MANY TYPES OF MILK I APPRECIATE
I RESERVE PARTICULAR AFFECTION FOR SEMI-SKIMMED ORGANIC GRASS-FED FREE-ROAMING COWS' MILK!!!!!"
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
# WE HAVE IN COMMON
OUR PARTICULAR AFFECTION FOR SEMI-SKIMMED ORGANIC GRASS-FED FREE-ROAMIN COW'S MILK.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# MILK BUDDIES!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# MILK BUDDIES!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# AS DO WE
WHO HAVE OUR PARTICULAR AFFECTION FOR SEMI-SKIMMED ORGANIC GRASS-FED FREE-ROAMING COWS' MILK IN COMMON.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)
# is that a
girl?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# No.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# my turn...is it a cow?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Nope...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# WHOEVER THE FUCK IT IS HE'S SAYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A
AA




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# He's saying
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)
# nope not going to click that
don't care

he's saying aaaaaaaa
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Awwww
you have to click it. :[
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# That's not shaking it
This is shaking it www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrr81SRhp_s

AND he has lovely hair.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# this BETTER be Outkast - Hey Ya
edit: IT IS. YES.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Shake it like a polaroid picture.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Oooh
EMF meets Good Charlotte. Great! o_O
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)
# xD
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# ...Thankyou Springfield....Goodnight!...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
# XO
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
# YOUR MOTHER WAS A TRACER
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# What's a tortoise?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Are you serious?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Kind of a high-speed rock
with disguise elements.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
# NO YOUR MUM WAS THAT
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Owwwwww. Buuuuurn.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# what band is
this guy in
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Metro Station.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
# EXTREMELY CONTENT T SHIRT

He's saying, "OH YES, I'M VERY SATISFIED"
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
# SMUG SHIRT IS SMUG
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I was waiting for someone to notice
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I thought stomach trolls...

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# i saw metallica
play on wednsday,fucking amazing all of dublin could hear whisky in the jar being sung
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:09, archived)
# ...(somebody had to do it)...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I was waiting for that, too.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
# ...sorry...
...:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Hahahah
S'cool.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Needs more magenta.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
# yes that is the correct way to hold the hilt of a sword in an idle stance
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# You would know, you fucking cosplay dick.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# nice jail tatts trace
hey hey kk!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)
# He has a full sleeve, but I couldn't do it. xD
Hey there. How goes it, Zank? :]
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
# yeah...it looks like this...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# haha!
its cold - not that i have mentioned it before now
im bloody freezing - global warming my arse!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ...i love the smell of humans in the morning...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
# i like this :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# PH:UK TRUMP CARDS JUST ONE MORE !!


SHUT THAT MUDDA FUCKIN DOOR

HAD A THINK I WILL POST ONE ( AND ONLY ONE ) PER DAY !!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# thank ph:uk

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPSLOCK?....IT'S SHIT
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I still say that's too much.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Surely that creates a bit of a paradox now though.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# WHAT DOES PH:UK MEAN?
No wait, actually, just fuck off
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Don't you mean PH:UK OFF?
I'M A COMEDY GENIUS, GUYS.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Oh god I can see the colours
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)
#
more more more
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Hahaha
You learn quickly, grasshopper
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# what is code for "wok on lice paper witout blake it"


*cheap gags, beats self with wok
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# "Ohh...Everhard....I do like your cock up my arse"
That was his catchphrase wasn't it?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# fucking sucks as catchphrase
and MR catchphrase gets an 8?

why the fuck is this troll annoying me so much?

*goes to drink beer and eat chips*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
# im gettin sick of seeing this
trump card thing
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
# How can you say that?
Each one is so FRESH! Who knew there was so much fun to be had with such a limited format?

eDiT: My first mean-spirited post. I feel.... EMPOWERED.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I'd be tempted to FRESH all of these for that remark.
But I'm busy killing shits.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Is that a WoW thing?
I hope that's not a WoW thing.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# It's a TF2 thing.
WoW is for chumps who have money to throw away each month.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)
#
I'm not, i think they are truly inspired genius. I hope he posts all 100 of them, all in new threads so that all that remains are pages and pages of his wonderful comedic genius. Which by far rivals that of Milligan, Cleese, Chapman etc
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
# what's going on?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# bring back the bench...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# larry grayson can fuck off
and PLEASE take the advice of the kind people above
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# the polar bear waltz
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Y E S !
and *clicked* for future prosperity!
fuckin woo yeah!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# doo doo doo dee doo..
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Strictly Bearoom.
/coat
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# MOFAHA:
CUNTFACTOR: 2309486093846ERROROVERLOAD
LOVELYPICTUREOCITY: LOTS
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:35, archived)
# CUNTAPP: REBOOT
OH HAI THERE DICKFROOT YOU JIGGLY POOL OF FAILSNOT
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Afternoon, you cuntmallard :)
How are you today?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Pretty good thanks :)
AND HOW DOES THE DAY FIND YOU MISTER PINEAPPLE?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Not toooo bad, I've just tidied up the garden a bit and my Mum thinks I look gay.
Overall a fairly successful afternoon, I feel.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Mums are a poor judge of gayness in my opinion.
I think we need to see some evidence.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I'd ask my boyfriend, but he's a cunt.
I MADE A FUNNY.

It was mainly the clothes I was wearing, they were quite tight and it was showing off my manular physique. I'm quite girly though, I was thinking today that I might make quite a good bummer.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I would totally support you in that.
You need to find something you're good at.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:56, archived)
# :)
I've always needed a goal in life.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Cuntmallard
is my new favourite insult.
I shall use it at least once every day.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# harsher...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# ?
Steve Vai?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# One of him immortal lines in the movie "Crossroads".
*ralph macchio guitar solo*
"OH HAI THERE DICKFROOT YOU JIGGLY POOL OF FAILSNOT"
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# i have that the music from that
film on cd,'the elusive light and sounds of steve vai' :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
# You certainly
Didn't pull that remark out of the trick bag. Eugene's trick bag! Oh dear =(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I learned most of that song a few years ago.
I can barely even fucking play a guitar now, it takes the piss.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:57, archived)
# ive always wanted to be able to play vais stuff,
i think i had the ability but just shit equipment,i eventually grew tired of his flamboyant music and now hardly listen to him at all,hes still cool though
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Bad Horsie
is the only one of his I like. Bumblefoot and Nuno Bettencourt are the real men!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# bit harsh...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# It's okay, it's tough love.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# keeps nose out
*heads back to teh bunker
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# PineSnapple!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Not that one :(
Hold on, I'll highlight it somehow, I'm running pretty barebones OS X at the moment though.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# okay. I had to turn it 90 anti-clockwise to find it again.
There's also an etc. toward the top in the view I posted.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I'll admit the K was a stretch, and didn't seem to follow the lower case theme, but meh.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:55, archived)
# haha!
I saw about 3 other potentials while searching too. Subliminal Fucks for the win!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)
# This is lovely.
I really like that texture, how's it done?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Dickpainting
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Brian?
/Spaced reference
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Very simple.
There are three different-coloured versions, each in their own folder. The top two folders are masked and I've painted on the masks with a medium-opacity rough brush.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Did you do this by way of using your dick?
you're right, that is simple
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# QUINOA
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
# or you could just use pattern overlay ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# There's a million ways to get things done.
And there's a million ways to make things work out.
/byrne
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Cheers :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:55, archived)
# No problem.
Talented bastard ;]
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)
# patty hearst
has seen better days!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# LAST PH:UK TRUMP CARD FOR TODAY



Sorry for so many post . Wanted to get some in before Pub time.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# this is bullshit
roy walker MUST have a catchphrase value of 11 :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Haha
This is obviously true.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# It's good , but it's not right.


(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# say what you fucking see motherfucker!!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I dont remember it that way...there was more of an accent.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# SEEH WHUT YEH FOCKEN SEE MUTHARFOCKER.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# yeeeeeeees!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Hehe. I forgot about that one!!!
*self belms*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Say what you see.
What is mr chips doing?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Oh God! What IS Mr Chips doing?
The dirty bastard.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Mr Chips has 11
Roy is Mr Chip's bitch
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Say what you see
And surely Mr Chips wanking off that snake gives an off the chart comedic rating!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# can't wait for pub o'clock
LAST PH:UK TRUMP CARD FOR TODAY
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# You're going to a pub?
I thought you just spent all your time on here, being irascible all the time.

;P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I spend less time on here than you do
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I sure don't.
But it's only because the real world frightens me.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Which is why you're Ninth is the stats then.
*Skips away victoriously*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# that's this week....and I'm not working.

what's your excuse?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# The wife watches shite on TV.
So I come on here.Anything I want to watch, I record and watch later.
B3ta and Sky + = hermit's dream.
(But would you be a hermit if you "socialsed" on the interweb?)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# then please stop bitching at me about my time spent on b3ta..ta.


/irascible
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Heheh.


(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Next time (tomorrow I guess?)
You could put them all in the same post rather than seperate ones.
But woo otherwise :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I may put them on later
May do two a day on here
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Hoorah
Why dont you post some more of these as new threads.It really is a great way to make new friends on the board. They are outstanding!
Or maybe even go over 50kb, tht will ensure friendship.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Sarcasm doesn't come across well over the internet D:
It lacks that special tone.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# It's what italics were designed for
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# i do not know teh codes <>¬
or i would.


*would learn but is too lazy/uninterested
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# <i>Text goes here</i>
Like this
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# woot
Hoorahs
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Happy b3taday!!!!!!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:35, archived)
# will do later
The Bob is off.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# WHUTZ YOO-URRR CYATCH FFURRRAYZZZ
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Anyone else see the resemblance?


filename to see what KFC stands for (as if you can't guess)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Hahaha.
That makes ~6 times.

I presume you haven't noticed, but variations of this have popped up a lot (same acronym too).

This is probably the most well done of the lot though.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# ahhh
been away from the board (and the internet) for about a week and a half, torture it was.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Well you weren't to know.
Welcome back :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Hmmm
I thought it was Nelson Mandella in a bandanna and couldn't work out the acronym!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Acronym?
abbreviation, shirley?

/pedant
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Er no
Acronym!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)
# YOU'RE BOTH WRONG, IT'S A BACKRONYM.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Nope
Good answer, but you're wrong again.

If the letters are said like a word, it's an acronym.
If the letters are said one-by-one, it's an abbreviation.

See, you've learned something, good isn't it?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
# no, an abbreviation
is when you make one word briefer, hence abBREViation, for brevity


you are thinking of an initialism.

edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Initialism
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Close
"Acronyms, initialisms, and alphabetisms are abbreviations"

from:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Initialism
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)
# well, in that case we are both right
i'm just more precise


edit: haha, i'm just being a cock for no good reason here, ignore me if you want.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)
# What
makes you think its an acronym?

dictionary.reference.com/browse/acronym
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)
# *click*
I knew he reminded me of someone...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# KIDDY FIDDLINGCUNT COPY.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# C.B Handle?


(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Mmmm, tasty.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# ha!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Hahahah :D
Winner :]
*click*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Excellento.
Don't get it on yer trousers, it stains.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Yummyyummyyumyum
*clicks*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# MORE PH:UK TOP TRUMPS


HIDE THE XMAS MONEY
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# What is PH:UK?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# PH:UK IS MY WEB SHOW THING
I shall slow down folks just one more today
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# It's a good idea to post similar images (especially like this)
all in the same thread, rather in several threads all at once, as that pushes other people's threads off the board and into the archives.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# great idea
but if there really is 100 of them
it might be worth posting some of them in the same thread :)

edit: and go on then - what on earth is arthur fowler's bench's catchphrase??!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
#
some all

Or over a few days.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# not actually checked before also
each one appears to be ~60k as is... :(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Seconded.
Or all 100 together as one ENORMOUS image.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# CFB
hopefully :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Haha.
Can I bring the marshmellows for the inevitable flaming?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# "Pauline i've nicked the xmas club money"

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# the bench said that!
genius ;)

edit (again): as classic a catchphrase as that may be - is it really of equal value to the chuckle brothers'?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Erm....mebbe.....
DAMN YOU KSS!!!!!
:P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# THERE BE A 100
This is the first game set .
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Woah
Slow down a bit.
This board is for other people too.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I'll tell you this now:
It is preferred if you:

A. Post similar images in the same thread, otherwise it pushes other people's work off the board. Either that or you can post them a bit more spread out.

B. Keep static images around 50kb in size. The last one was acceptable, but this one is creeping on to the big side.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# or post a link on /links (and here I guess)
to all of them
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# please don't post hundreds of these

I get the feeling it'll end nasty
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# MY TOP TRUMP GAME


This be my PH:UK TOP TRUMP GAME .100 to get !!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Are we going to get them all today?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# no over the few weeks
cards will pop up over 2/3 weeks
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahahah :D
Awesome :]
A tad over but that can be over-looked :D
TO ME
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# cunt factor 10 surely?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# haha
I think the last two got mixed up somewhere :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Comic Sans?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Of course.
What other font would do them justice?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# The one that's on the left when it says 'To you' looks odd when he's mirrored.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# And not before?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Less so.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] More of my afternoon wasted


Wasn't sure if this was worth posting, but then thought sod it. Looks like crap, but don't know how to make it better. Fossils rock!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Well I like it anyway.
Hello :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I also like it.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Thanks
to you both.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I lik3 it
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I like it
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# What? :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# ¬_¬
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# i laike it
edit:nah it's good
i have a similar feeling with a lot of my posts :(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# You spelt "I like it" wrong.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# fixed ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# : D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I have a familiar ceiling with my hosts :(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Tis good.


(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Not wasted at all
:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# THE ART OF BOB CRACK : COUNTRY & WESTON




(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Well then.
Hello.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# hahahaha both types!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# there ain't no more than that!
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# RAWHIDE!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I used to like that show
I'm scared
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# THE REPLY OF PRODIGY69: SEAMS!
SEAMS!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# steady man!
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# *judders*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# crikey!
*sprays with poundland 3-in-1*

:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# *slowly slides out door*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I like how it's been optimised to oblivion (A for effort)
but still looks seamy and blurred.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I think the background is deliberately blurry
But yes
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# its a few years old
this is from aboot 1998
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I found the FUCK!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha
I love the crisp twang of a banjo
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Anything to Declare?
click

Click for bigger (194KB)

mod edit: just stuff you made yourself thanks
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# ¬_¬
You slowly shaving away my fluff with this image.
Only images you've made yourself, thanks.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)
# What the heck is that thing?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# BLOBFISH
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Babby in a bag!!!..by "someone else"




(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)
# For fucks sake
this is the third fucking time ive seen this on here!!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Someone elses pic?


(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# a common problem
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I see.



(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Oh well
must be nice to have all that time on your hands ;-)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# How about you fuck off
Or post something you made yourself you tit
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# It's probably best not to be tounge in the cheek at a moment like this
You're in the wrong here and being glib isn't the best move with some of the people around here (myself included).

Next time post something you've made, mmkay.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# OK
Point taken
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Spiffing :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I declare you post something you made...ya muppet
have a 3D Cheery Bee

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# *Tries to grab*
It's 2D! You lie!

*Talks to Claims Direct about injury caused during grabbing attempt due to lack of third dimension*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Don't grab Cheery Bee!
Pick him up gently and stroke him.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Beeeeeeeeeee!
I love Cheery Bee.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# have a link
to a real beeeeeeeeeeee - i watched the bugger for about 20 mins. going about his regular bee business :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# bless :)

industrious wee chaps
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# to save time
read this thread

www.b3ta.com/board/8675498

you may find it interesting
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# again?
PFF
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Please Fuck Frogs?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Perfect Fat Fanny
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
#
Paedophile Foto Funny?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Pandas fucking Felines?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Polystyrene Fowl Flap?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Pedro's Flap Fantasy
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I likes this pic very much
it brings me happiness :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# /board is for your OWN stuff, not stuff you've nicked.
Time to bring out the threadwaste demon.

See - he's looking at you with thinly-veiled contempt.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# he looks sad.
sad that the cat melted :(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# That's what you get for having a cat when you are a fire demon.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# ha ha lol XD there's a kid in his bag XDD it's like it's his DUTY FREE LMAO
i emailed this to my dad and he totally did an XD as well LOL
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# you seem to be confused
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# TJ:
I don't have the icons yet, can someone find out if this hat fits?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Nope.
Unless you wanted a bee stuck to a pill.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# haha >.<
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# i'll try...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# YAY
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# odd your icons aren't there yet
mine came straight-away...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Caewan ordered them a couple days ago via bank transfer :]
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# ah i've never done it that way before
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Nor I.
He had nothing in paypal :P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Did you buy yours, or were they donated to you by someone else?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Boo!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Howdy!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# It'll take a few days for the money to go over then.
If they're not there by a week after payment was made gaz Rob, I suppose.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Nah mine came later than that
But they still came.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# That's the plan :]
I had to gaz him about petehix and rappola's icons.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Oh
Luls, that kinda makes my post just there ^ wrong :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# :]
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
#

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# NEWSFLUSH


*ahem*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I prefer the kinky newt.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Are there more of these?
Do more!
Also, woo
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:47, archived)
# nope
just an arbitrary number...

and that's the onlt gag i have i'm afraid (that's what the newt said too)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# YES!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)
# lizard fucking ftw!
:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)
# haha
YES!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hehe
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)

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