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# Worst Job in the universe? #3

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PS: Apologies for separate threads. If I'd shopped them all at the same time,I'd post them together.
Hope I not annoying people too much! [/drunk]
(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Given the fail below, I should think not.
I'd have collected them and made a strip
each more horrific than the previous. ie.
4 cells, HutTwat last (worst so far, hahaha)

Although I think one-shot running gags
are fun too.

edit:
'Rake without rhythm' and you might live.
And Pre-Leto-II worm, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:39, archived)
# I tend to this...
I get drunk, then go on a one-man bandwagon :p
Anybody remember my relentless Adventures of Stevie and Ray? I got a great response for the controversial olympic sports though hehe.

Problem is, I can't shop very well tipsy :p
(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Jokes are better than style or technique.
So they say. Not the best judge really,
as I like high, low and very low art.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)
# I agree with this!
because my pics are always ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Best job ever
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/dav1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)
# RIS
No good getting a 'job from her, she can still talk!
(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)
# I should recognise that but I don't
 
looks kind of late eighties?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:44, archived)
# It's Davina McCall with her throat ripped open by zombies.
From the up and coming Dead Set feature, miniseries, television film thing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:14, archived)
# so they've gone to all that trouble and expense to make it look like a shitty eighties slasher movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:34, archived)
# What the Hare said.
...hmmmm. Nope, can't seem to place it at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:53, archived)
# Text On A Pantechnicon?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:12, archived)
# You'd think...
but the van itself wasn't there originally :p
(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I likes this one most
Getsa woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:57, archived)
# not a compo entry but it might come to this

Remember those counterfeiters who tried to pass these off?
(Lotvs is assuming the position on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:22, archived)
# I usually call Doc a cunt for posting large pointless shit.
Not sure what to call this. 64k+320k and two threads?
edit: What the hell, get on it boys. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAQ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)
# OK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:07, archived)
# I HAS NO MONEY! IFIXED.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)
# guitar guitar guitar guitar twanga twanga

..and your chicks for free
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:58, archived)
# is that TUTT?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# According to wikipedia the highest sterling note is £100million
I'd think it was fake interweb lies, but QI mentioned it too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I promise....
(Lotvs is assuming the position on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Heheheh
On the lower right corner I read "gland".
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Worst Job in the universe? #2

1
(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# HAHAHA
Nice pigtails.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:45, archived)
# vagina the cunt
lol
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# THAT FUCKING BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# hahaha
cough splutter haemmoridge
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Hahahahah
Will she have babbies?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# this gives one teh fear
..
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I just see gary glitter
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
# it's the last thing you see before you're bumraped
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Haha.
But Gary, I'm over 18! Honest!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)
# rolf
harris's brother even
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)
# hahaha
www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24480483-29277,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# hahaha!
and people think Indianapolis 500 fans are rowdy for yelling "SHOW US YOUR TITS" and launching beer cans at people.

Once again the Aussies show us up.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# oi! oi! oi! indeed
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# hhahah. wow.
there must have been a shortage of goats there.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)
# and then there's this one
www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,23388527-5006301,00.html

I think by saying "I feel like a child molester" on camera she's rather scuppered herself there
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# oops
"your breasts feel like a 10-year-old's"
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:51, archived)
# also: face like a boot
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# ha
i'm currently reading this, which is proving highly entertaining
The Fallen: Searching for the Missing Members of The Fall
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
# gay.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)
# although not really.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)
# err, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:19, archived)
# yeah i don't even know what "gay" means. i heard some boys say it on the playground though.
and they laughed like it was funny. so i thought it would be funny if i said it, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)
# you may now consider yourself "down with the kids"
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)
# "Kid with downs", surely?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)
# yea-uh.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:50, archived)
# SWEET
 
although I must admit Mark E. Smith has not aged at all well
when I saw some recent photos I was all like NO FUCKING WAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# he's pretty scary looking.
I see pictures of him, and I think, "Alcoholic much?"

I'm not sure what else would have done that to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:44, archived)
# I think somewhere in his attic there is a painting of him as a young, attractive man
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8827066
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:06, archived)
# How the heck does a girl who looks like that get to make out with two teenagers?
What's her secret!?!

In other news.... (cheeky repost of a photo I took last week)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:17, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
the hair is making me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# If I were male
I would so adopt this look.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)
# Oh yes, Miss Shiks
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?.....419 anyone?
(wetpaint, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# dunno
but i eez chuckling
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# dunno if it's bindun
but I reckon it's a willbedunmanytimesinthefuture
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# It's certainly a ifithasntbeendoneimsurpriseditsnotbindun
Bindun nicely though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Worst Job in the universe?
(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# i'm glad he doesn't have did
that would scare me so bad
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# doesn't have did?
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Someone just said it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# you have passed this confusion on
TO BED I GO. I have a lecture in seven and a half hours!
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Edit
for mindpissage.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Needing a super dooper pooper scooper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# a super dooper...
Storm Trooper Pooper Scooper!
(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Will the cut scene
appear in the bloopers?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# All the cut scene appear will be absorbed by it being a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# don't step on it!!
whatever y'do...lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Maybe.
You - r legs HAD JUST... grow
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# I am filled with so much glee from seeing these two statements as I login.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# So that's a neato?
What now, right?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Is it meme-o-clock already?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# vot is meme?
keep trying to click on dictionary-keep gettin'fcukin'pop-ups grrrr.....while y'there what is hummus?arf arf
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# It's a word that people use incorrectly ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# HEY WOW, I'M SURROUNDED BY OBJECTS THAT HAVE MASS
IS IT GRAM-O'CLOCK ALREADY?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# what is point love?
What is point?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Is it how babby formed?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:45, archived)
# It's available in tins and comes in two varieties.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# .
www.b3ta.com/board/8826983
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Hahah, evening mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I can't imagine the size of litterbox you'd need for that.
And my cats would STILL find a way to shit outside of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# dirty lil buggers
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Night, night all.


Click for bigger (129KB)
(Evil Knedle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# hoof hearted is a great name for a horse
and here comes hoof hearted down the straight!
good night from him and its good night from me
good night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Workin'n on it . . . Night !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I FORGOT TO REPLY TO YOU EARLIER
I'm calling it "The Evility", because someone said that a while back and I like the sound of it.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Bringing up the rears !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Place your bets
neow please
(duck_p0rn, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Full Moon Tonight ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# i just popped out to look
huh????http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/69639/1223856794/eye.gif

unsure of kb's applying to replies etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# hmmm try again
same malarkies
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Thats way eye great . . .
Clickedy click click !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:36, archived)
# Why yes!


Previous
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# And it's in 3D too . . . Oh Yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Hey!
Do one of these of one of Walrus Man's drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Now that
is a good idea!

If possibly a logistical nightmare...

I will have some thinks about that.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Full Moon


Couldn't resist it, quick and very dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# WHEN MOONS COLIDE.
Would. Unless she has testicles.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# That's no moon...
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
# brown rings, uranus, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)
# sure looks like it from this planet
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:03, archived)
# #2 Cheap slut


Proper suzzies too, not hold-ups.

(I spent ages putting a stocking on a slug?!)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I hope you actually did this and this is an unedited photo.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Sadly, it is edited.
You can't imagine how many filthy images I had to look at to get it right, tough work, but someone has to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# It's a hard life.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Scary sometimes
earlier on I typed 'udders' in google images.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Oh my fucking herd of trees.
I just googled that...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahaha
*gotcha*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I don't know what I'm looking at.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I don't know why I did it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# fcuk me
yur a star turn
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# *click*
that dirty slutg! woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Oh . . . fishnet ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# "now then, now then"
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# a cigar
wi'lines comin'out....i want one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# (O_O) oo/o
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Right on track . . .
Woooooooo . . . Wooooooo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# right up(hee hee)
my street
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# cor!
blimey
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:04, archived)
# POUND THE F___K !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] we're saved!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Hahaha
yes, quite
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Duck snort . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# yay
the musical..at last!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Ha ha! Yay! :D


Government needs more waterfowl.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
Yep, over the last few weeks...

(Mmmmminty all the beatles are aliens except for George, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# hey i replied to that down there!
*shakes angry fists*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Forgiveness please!
1st time I've posted (no giggling at the back) on one of these, wasn't used to the way to post.
(Mmmmminty all the beatles are aliens except for George, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Flush twice . . . it's a long way to _______ !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# A sort-of Sonny Moore
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Son of Dudley ?
Don't hit me . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# :)
I like the lips. He's very pale on my screen though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I figured he would be.
I used an almost-white for his skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# This will cheer you up kitty
www.plinkkel.com/mp3s/Bette%20Midler%20-%20Boogie%20Woogie%20Bugle%20Boy.mp3

Currently in love with the song :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Hahahahah
what?!

x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Good...
...but not great

(Thanks cr3 :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Now that's what I'm talking about!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I've only recently discovered the joys of last.fm
and this came up not five minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# It is quite useful, I find all the artist links which essentially go to empty pages with
"This artist's music is not currently on last.fm" really really pointless irksome though.

As if life wasn't full of enough dead links already.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Quite.
I just like reading about the artists. Although you occasionally get some toss.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# ahhh
that was truly pleasant to click on

that shall escort me to bed, immortal :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# :D
See also
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I'm now listening to this whilst smacking a giant rock dragon in the face with a hammer shaped like a revolver.
I feel this experience needs more acid.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Still playing Monster Hunter?
I could never get into it. I got Crisis Core for my Birthday. It's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Which one did you have?
Because I've been with it since the beta test of the first game on the PS2, then had to make do with japanese versions of unreleased sequels, and now have finally managed to persuade a PSP off someone but ultimately the experience is still hampered by lack of any real online gaming.

It's not really an acquired taste, the game is fairly straight forward and pleasurable twatting things with big sticks, but I think you just have to be able to get past the grinding aspect to it, which this version seems to have got rid of a lot of.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# I played the first PSP iteration.
It just seemed to a lot of chores. Now, don't get me wrong, I love twatting things with big sticks but, there seemed to be a lot of work between twatting and that just aint fly.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# The "Get 2 pieces of raw meat"
"Cook 2 well done steaks"
"Gather 10 special mushrooms"

Yeah they've had that in them for ages, but for this one have thankfully got rid of them, just putting that stuff in a training school section for if you need to learn how to play. It also gives you a full basic suit of armour and the first version of each of the ten weapons to try out and choose from. Plus there's a farm bit now which you can gather some materials from which you would usually have to fuck about in quests just to get.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Maybe I'll have to check it out.
I didn't bring my PS3 to uni so I'm replaying all my old PSP games.
Starting with the greatest of them all, LocoRoco.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Well it does provide many hours of killing.
I've logged 45 hours and am still in shitty armour facing off with level 1 massive things.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I sense I might be stuck on the web all night if I linger much longer
and I have a job tomorrow, so time to slip away
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Fair enough.
I don't, I'm sick. I'm going on a jazz adventure. Night!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Oh hai!
This is cool :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Thank you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# It looks like a train is the best option, by the way.
I couldn't find any plane tickets.
D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I like the whole direction of this.
Maybe needs a chin.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Wow Jack, you sound like a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Hahahahah
I forgot to add the shadows where his chin is. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Just pretend she's a member of the British upper classes.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Chinless Ann, The Pale-Face Sheman.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Pffft
xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Geisha
innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKEMANS!


Mostly likely bindun...
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Pfft
Chrome uses a comic! It's super effective!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# GOOGLE CHROME uses FAIL attack
GOOGLE CHROME has fainted

Hahahah woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I HAS A GIRATINA!
No shit, it's quite cool. Solid w/clear molded
plastic stand. I'll use it soon, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# AWESOME!
Giratina should be a cunt.
It seems like one.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Yes. I've been writing the Legendary like that so far.
At least for the ones that have not shown a particular behaviour
in the shows/movies, or have been mentioned --one way or
another-- in the manga & game sets. Mostly 'fucking' canon. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Awesome :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I don't think it's been done with quite so much saturation.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Simon says: bin dun!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# i did no such thing
/indignate me in primary school blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# You didn't say 'may I', take three steps back.
/childishly annoying rules-lawyer blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Can Simon say...
I can have cake?

Cake be good!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Simon says you can never have cake even if Simon changes his mind in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Simon says: Life force diminishing team.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# My question is
Will they make a version of Adblocker for it? Something that'll block Google Ads from Google Chrome...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# There's no hiding from the Great Googly Moogly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# OH NOES
TEH MOOGLY!

/does not want
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:58, archived)
# When it finally supports extensions, I expect it will.
Or perhaps someone will release a version with it built in. Who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# subject:i give in...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# A whole lotta feedin' and flutterin' . . . goin' on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# who are those small people?
peck peck peck
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Peck & Paw ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# cheque and pour
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# manilow n' jagger
i changed 'em from stevie wonder..don't know why i choose these peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Peep . . .
Peep . . . Peep . . . Peep . . . Peep . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Hahaha
you are madness, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
[challenge entry] They may force our banks to shut and forclose on our mortgages but they'll never take our fiscal FREEDOM!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Hoo so far lah ti co Eco-no-me, huh huh huh



this looks far shitter than i would of hoped for considering the ammount of time it took.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] and hell.. why not...
a vaguely related repost.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Gyrations, heh.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# suprisingly cathartic to animate :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Hahaha.
Phil!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# i would love to shout SMASHING STUFF
but it keeps coming out smushing stuff..but it's very gid all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# He's just more or less bought all our banks
surely that uncouth rabble should be charging themselves violently headlong into themselves?

I'm not very good at economics, and pay someone else to do it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# more of a loan... banks will have to pay it back
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# in my head they were about to go and attack iceland
:)

they are terrorists after all.. apparently. :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I didn't quite understand that news story.
Surely most of Iceland's assets are already frozen...
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# That's cold !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# i expect that pun is going to get a
frosty reception
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# MONEY !
Ba dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb boooooooooaw !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# boo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Kim . . . she hot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# A thing named Kim?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# The Kim that devoured Japan . . .
or was it Korea or . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# *BURP*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# this has just reached
my funny bone
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Indeed.
As I was, you may have to become tired before it gets funny
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# is Little Britain on Dave yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Bitty...
Not before dinner!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# is that an elephant?
TJ : HERON!


it was flying right at me! (not bad for manual focus) click for flapping huuuge! (50KB)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Needs, perhaps a bit more being in the middle sort of thing
I don't care how terrifying you found them, BE BOLD DUDE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# it was moving rather fast and CLOSE!
wasn't scared just couldnt find it! (yeah i missed - shh)


Click for bigger (79KB)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# i like this one though


Click for bigger (52KB)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I took this this afternoon :)


Click for bigger (288KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# What . . . prey tell . . . would that be ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I can't remember to be honest
something breasted with a Roller I would imagine :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# wow first page of google results didn't have any boobs on it
"breasted roller" i am in shock!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I like the sound of that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# BIRD ON A STICK!
:D (bearing in mind i'm using a manual focus 1980's lense i don't think mine came out too bad)
edit : here's one i took earlier today

Click for bigger (39KB) this one was on modern 50mm kit lens mind you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Would this be called a double exposure ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# that works very well!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# That's quite a fucking view mate
where does Skug dwell?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# south west wales
that is Angle (had to travel abit to get there)
more


Click for bigger (68KB)
yay for Auto stitch :D (boo for can't be bothered to crop!)
edit : more here www.flickr.com/photos/skug/
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Attempted islanding . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# do you want a 360 shot?
try this one (different place)
www.flickr.com/photos/skug/2919374455/sizes/l/
p.s. do you have a link to the tututuorial on how to do those? ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I just turn it upside down . . . then polar distort . . . then square . . . then touch it up . . .
Still workin' on it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# what software?
i'm still using paintshop pro 7...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Oh . . . Phoshop CS2 . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Duck and shoot . . . good motto . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# DUCKS!


Click for bigger (49KB)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# i'll link this one...
DO NOT CLICK IF YOU DO NOT LIKE FLASHING IMAGES
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Treepy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# with and without flash
stupid camera! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I was wondering . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# one for lunch, one for breakfast, and a normal lunch at the end of the day!
its that easy... wait what?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Necking . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# unfortunately
yes, has taken up entire evenings before now *angry face*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

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