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The latest spot remover from Lad MacBeth Household Products
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...and take that fucking dog with you!
ha ha haaaaGotta confess, I wish I'd thought of that. Ace!
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:30,
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Good oneMy preferred eau de cologne.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:31,
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Not often I'm round these parts at this time of the evening...so might as well weigh in with a compo entry.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:25,
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haha, nicelyand no messin' around
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:29,
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YESI FULLY SUPPORT THIS
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul.,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:25,
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Specifically?...is 12" cock length different to other 12" lengths? :P
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Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:26,
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yesI think most men consider the hidden inch below their scrotum to be included in its length , so technically theyre really 11"
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squid head,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:28,
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Yes.It's only in fact 4 inches.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:28,
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Yeah, 12" of cock is always really 6"edit: dangit
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:29,
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I am not girlfriendsHow dare you make such claims.
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elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:30,
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lolI love it when someone else comments on grammatical and spelling mistakes. Nice to know I'm not the only weird one who notices! Ha
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Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:35,
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I have learned to wince quietly to myselfI can't help but notice but correcting let alone merely commenting sadly is not always appreciated
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:40,
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You forgot your apostropheshere, have some of mine ' ' '
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Mystery_Bob,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:33,
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you gave him too manyapostrophes should not be allowed loose on the general public unless they've read the manual!
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Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:36,
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I think three are just right...for youre, girlfriends and em.
Although, i suppose there shouldn't be one for you're so you are right.
I'll go and read the manual.
(Although, i suppose there shouldn't be one for you're so you are right.
I'll go and read the manual.
Mystery_Bob,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:37,
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They're used randomlywhenever Smash Monkey is on the board.
She really appreciates it.
pffft
(She really appreciates it.
pffft
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:39,
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No no!No apostrophe required, there is in fact a naughty E in there... I know, I'm an arse. I notice these things.
Edit: Oh actually it does need apostrophes. Doh. So incensed was I about the wrong "your" I didn't even notice the rest of it!
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Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:37,
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Edit: Oh actually it does need apostrophes. Doh. So incensed was I about the wrong "your" I didn't even notice the rest of it!
spell checking softwareYes i also noticed those mistakes after I had posted, but alas I was in such a hurry to do it, spell checking was the last of my issues.
But i'm awfully happy we have live spell checking on the board, or i'd be completely spannered.
(But i'm awfully happy we have live spell checking on the board, or i'd be completely spannered.
squid head,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:40,
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I see you are not only doing your bestto alienate the board members you are going to ensure that you got the mod's attention too. Good job.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:52,
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I'm not actually sure whether this makes it more macho or just more gay
but it's about as realistic as the original...
..wil,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:23,
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just putting it heresince it's all gay and stuff
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:25,
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pain killers are for girls.
*available in moon sized if thou so wishes*
arrangedletters,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:22,
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DIY Viagra
Guaranteed to cure brewers droop.
No prescription needed
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:18,
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Takes a couple of seconds to sink in. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:20,
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And it even comes with a rubber attached.WIN.
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:20,
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awwww what a beautiful creature
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:16,
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there were lots of horsies out and i stroked the horsies and one of them tried to get into my coat pocket but i had nothing nice for the horsiesi also discovered my girlfriend really is uncomfortable around horses
fantastic
(fantastic
Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul.,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:17,
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never visit horsies without a pound of carrots in your pocketit's just not cricket
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:20,
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i didn't realise they would be thereit was like oh here's a field WHAM SURPRISE HORSE
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul.,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:23,
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it's what happens when you're 4'11 i guessi should really stop fucking eight year olds
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul.,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:22,
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or when you've pissed off a police horse in a previous lifethem mothers can kick
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Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:23,
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Ah, they look like Shires too, and they're big enough to stand over most people anyway. Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:27,
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I don't think he was a shireThough it's been Aaaaaaages since I've seen a shire. They were fairly decent sized horsies though :)
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul.,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:38,
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or maybeit's an ass's arse growing out the side of it.
It does look smaller than a horse's.
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Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:34,
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It does look smaller than a horse's.
i don'tbelieve in perspective.
Hahaha, father ted is genius.
"So i hear you're a racist now father?"
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Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:41,
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Hahaha, father ted is genius.
"So i hear you're a racist now father?"
That's ace, is that yours?I want one!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:28,
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yeah, that's it in summer mode, front zipped off, groundsheet out
Click for biggerwinter mode, still with side panels rolled back
mongychops,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:32,
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that right there is a little slice of heaven M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:34,
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so it should be mate, the aqua m3 is a bit of a rolls royce of bivvyi love it
( mongychops,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:37,
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Chuck Norris doesn't use stock cubes
He just mashes baby chicks with his fists
BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:14,
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I have been looking for a stockwith the right amount of Fuck You to suit my tastes.
Sold!
(Sold!
Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:16,
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i hear the secret ingredientis dolphin sweat
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:18,
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Feathers included . . . no doubt . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:18,
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Real men don't need to smell nice
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:10,
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Nice font matching The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:10,
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Err - compo it ????and clicks by the way
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:11,
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TJ : where is happy toast?he set this competition last night and didn't tell anyone who the winner was!
www.b3ta.com/board/8904756
*shakes angry fist*
(www.b3ta.com/board/8904756
*shakes angry fist*
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:15,
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I'm going to assume it was me.Yes!
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:20,
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lets all assume that we all wonand moan and bitch about it until happytoast sets the record straight!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:35,
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Renewable resource . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:16,
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hahahayou often have periods?
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:10,
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BBECAUSE I FUCKING DO OK??????:}
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:11,
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For a male oriented topicI'm surprised to have seen three sanitary products already. Something you gents aren't telling us?
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Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:12,
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Flood insurance . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:15,
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Sorry for quick and dirtyBut this is what I think every time I see the adverts:
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Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:02,
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Quick and easy sucker food ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:09,
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Moisturizerhas a 'z'
;]
*click*
(;]
*click*
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:03,
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We use z.Otherwise the ebras would feel very silly.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:08,
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But at least they have zylophones to keep them company.xebras, I mean.
( ClanSoul,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:10,
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YEAHDOESYEAHDOESYEAHDOES Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:11,
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yo can't spell color withot either SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:07,
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thats more like it:)
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:13,
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Silly mericans, something about presidential election epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:07,
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Yuh-huh there is.I think that's how we spell it.
3.33% less? How?
(3.33% less? How?
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:10,
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if they have all of themmost people don't have all their wisdom teeth, i'm sure the Office of National Statistics could give you an average figure of how many teeth we all have, which I would guess is below 28
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Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:24,
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Quite right.Was 30 last tuesday, 29 since last wednesday.
Enormous wisdom tooth (upper, 3CM) removed due to baeing too hard to clean, and too hard to repair.
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Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:16,
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Enormous wisdom tooth (upper, 3CM) removed due to baeing too hard to clean, and too hard to repair.
They were punched out when he spelled something the american way.You have been warned.
( ClanSoul,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:14,
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'Tap' does not contain the letters F, U, C, or E either The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:09,
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hehehReal men don't moisturise
much
(much
Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:04,
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For that stinging after burrrrrrrrrrn ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:06,
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A click and a woo.Can I leave this here?
Edit: Should have prolly mentioned, old comp pearoast hence not in new thread
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Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:08,
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Edit: Should have prolly mentioned, old comp pearoast hence not in new thread
That should clear up any acne . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:14,
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I......especially like the tiny 'Now with lower pH" in the corner but it's a bit hard to see.
Chemistry lols... for great science!
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Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:20,
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Chemistry lols... for great science!
You mayAs long as you don't come running to us later when you can't remember where you left it
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Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:16,
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Does this come with...A box of Terry's All Gold and a Frankenstein mask?
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas,
Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:41,
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he loves it when it's time for ASSO!oh, and
HIS ASSO!
(HIS ASSO!
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:02,
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he don't show his shiny asso to just any old foo! discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:05,
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why did you just delete this?there's an edit button for a reason.
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Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:02,
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I'm guessing he's got a small pair . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:07,
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i knowYes i know men drink beer, but i dont see tramps as being real men ....oomph :S
( squid head,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:57,
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:50,
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Appearantally they assist in wider girth . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:56,
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The TurdBurglar
When Guinness and prunes just won't do the job.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:56,
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haha not for me thanks--i'llpress on wi'guiness n' prunes Elvis impersonator,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:00,
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For those willing to take the plunge . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:03,
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Oooh*buys twelvety*
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:02,
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Hahaha :DSomething else inspired by a links board post yesterday ;)
( Monty Propps,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:02,
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you've lost me now*goes to scroll back*
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:05,
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That's great . . . doubles as a safe ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:53,
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Moustache spirit level ftw! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:59,
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