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# Oh no someone killed my Dog tank!

I bet it was friendly fire.
Gaaa! I could just not get the skull to match, I shall punish myself by listening to the Sugarbabes... (0_o)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog tank.
I totally didn't even want to say this, but someone will so I thought I'd better be first.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# why am i looking at your "why am i looking at your dog" post?
;-)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# This pic confuses me,
it reminds me of the things that were on the end of the sticks that were attacking Ludo when he first appeared in that film what had David Bowie and some really tight trousers and stuff!

THERE WERE GOBLINS TOO!

I think Bowie may have been their duke or something.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I thought they were playing chess.
 
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# ;)
I just found this on a search for the animals :D

www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=TYV70001

I so want one now :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# *drools*
they were attacking ludo with bitey things on sticks, but he called the rocks and sarah hit the little fuckers with them.
bowie was the goblin king and yes, i most definitely would.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Do you know,
You remind me of the babe.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# what babe?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# The babe with the power!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# what power?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# The power of the voodoo.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# who do?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# YOU DO!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# do what?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# You remind me of the babe :D

I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry
What could I do
My babys love had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# what kind of magic spell to use
slime and snails
or puppy dog's tails
thunder or lightning
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
#
Then baby said
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# in 9 hours and 23 minutes, you'll be mine!
*wishes*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I hope you aren't helping her Hoggle!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
# helping?
in what sense?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:53, archived)
# was it this movie ?


edit: oh, and that is a superb dog tank btw
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I guess that is the Japanese version?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Whatcha talking about willis?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Whatchoo talkin bout Nick?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# OH SHIT YOU KNOW MY NAME?!?!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Not just that,
I can see you nick, and I will be waiting for you at the astoria ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Oh fuck
You'll be one of the drag queens waiting for G.A.Y innit :P
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That isn't even there anymore is it?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I wouldnt know
I havent been to the astoria since Jimmy in 04 or 05 I think
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Is that Jimmy Eat World?
I was meant to see them supporting Blink in 2001, on Sept 13th, but Blink were gays and wouldnt get their plane because something had happened or something.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# haha
Yes Jimmy eat world
Ive seen them 4 times now
I saw blink at wembley on their last ever UK tour. It was fun.
I cant see travis ever flying again tbh tho
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# You laugh,
but I was so fucked off!

Ya see, religious extremism doesn't just affect Americans ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# STOP LAUGHING YOU POO KNOBBER!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# >:(
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Awwww!
You made that wrong by badly pasting MJ onto there!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Fucking Labyrinth
That movie should never have been made. They DON'T KNOW what they have unleashed.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Fuck you dick wash!
Labyrinth is the second greatest film ever made!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I actually met an old lady once
that looked exactly like that dwarf guy. I couldn´t look at her an not laught at the association.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# HOGGLE!
:D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# TAKE THAT BACK!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# why am I looking at...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# that canine has a few evil souls existing in its flesh
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# she's Abbey, she's a doll
no evil in her
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:35, archived)
# but those eyes
they're looking right into my mind
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
DOG LOLS
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# O noes!1
But it still looks good for a Mad Max war style.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Not sure if this is disrespectful, or just depressing.

I suck at the internets goodnight.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Kindof reminds me of that bit from starwars..
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# The bit where Princess Leia crashes in a flying fortress with Jabba the Hutt?
or something
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I think it involved Jarjar.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Would that be the bit I haven't seen?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# If you don't recognise it then probably.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# But in response to your question before,
No ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# hahaha i thought it was funny
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# there's no way she'd be smiling
unless she had x-ray ghost vision and could see a particularly virulent disease going to town on camilla's innards.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# She was in a car accident
all she does now is smile.

*SCREEEEAM!*

"It's the veggie ghost of Diana!"

Edit: I went too far
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# i was in a car accident
i had the sense not to die.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Crikey
that could have got embarrassing if you HAD died...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# true
but i wasn't in france, so that's okay.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# why does she have an echidna on her head ?
woo

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# This is your Enterprise on drugs...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# um, yes
where do babies come from?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# You didn't fully understand what he said
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Yes.
Are you still waiting to make the beast with two backs?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Whats your favorite planet?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Pluto!
It's still a planet to me, goddammit.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# pluto is not a planet. you fail
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Dude, he probably heard that, you insensitive prick...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# He concurs!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Shit
learning can be fun!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# can i have the drugs?
your starship enterandwinaprize clearly doesn't need them.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# How is a raven like a writing desk?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# because
they can both get to fuck. Stupid riddle.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# It is nevar put with the wrong end in front

~Lewis Carroll
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# neither of them will fit up my arse
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Star Date . . . I forgot . . .
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# get over it, it a fucking t.v series/film you tool
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# ohhh prudy.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Nice !
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# cor
3d wiggles
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Ol' Blue Eyes
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# nicely done
ace!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# *doffs cap*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# "Wars, I've had a few..."
woo!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# The record shows Midwestern youths took the blows -

And did it my way!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# This is disrespectful
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# amen!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# As old blue eyes would say . . . "It's post time!"
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I bet you don't
I bet you sleep good at night you little tit.

nice work
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Thanks man
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# well good sir
not you dubya...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Thanks
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I thought I had replied to this
but obviously not.

Excellent sir.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Cheers!~
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# When you ask someone if they've ever made any mistakes
and they claim not to be able to think of any, I kind of doubt their capacity to regret.
Nicely shopped :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Mission Accomplished!


cheers!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Not sure if this is disrespectful, or just depressing.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# It is disrepressing
Woo!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# My friend at Uni made this animated film along a similar theme.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# You might have thought they would be sick of guns what with being dead and holograms
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# those aren't guns,they're strange ghost wine bottles
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I am sure people have died drinking from them
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# it makes parties go with a bang
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I hear it's like being on holiday with a group of Germans.

Or should I say holoday.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# you'll have to be my hands
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Yeah,
but Ziggy likes playing tricks.

/feels bad
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I must be so convenient having one of those shoulder cushions
great for napping on the train!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I think that is actually quite lovely myself!
Woo!

Would you mind if I posted my pic again below this?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Your pic? Could you be less specific?
Actually I think I know which one you mean, fill your boots. (With porridge I'm hoping)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Here you go then :D
Click for bigger
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# I remember . . . thank you !
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# i think it's very good
it reminds me of my late grandad.
and the last episode of blackadder.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# only ever found one other person out of a large bunch of nerds, that agrees with me, that episode was the best that was made.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# it's fucking brilliant.
they got it perfect, just the right balance of comedy, futility and empathy. it brings a lump to my throat every time i see it.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# as only the best comedy does
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# completely by accident though.
the original ep finished as your see them get out of the trench, but they felt it didn't work, the only place they could build the set for the end scene as it is was too large, and the cast would've been too far away, for an audience present to have seen what was going on, and after the first couple of rehearsals someone suggested getting out an old style camera to film in slo-mo

Serendipity at its finest i think
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# very much so
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I think you are right up to a point,
but it was the pan out to the fields that they didn't intend.

What happened was a lack of rehearsals on the polystyrene floor, so they all bounced when they fell, hence the ending they made.

I think that is right anyway, I am sure I saw Tony Robinson saying that....
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# think you might be right (about the lack of rehearsals)
and the fields was only decided on post-prod,

but don't think that the long shot was in the original script.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Ah I see.
May not have been the case.

But who cares, as Smash said for herself, I can't see that final scene and not well up :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# you're not alone
I'll never forget the feeling when it was first broadcast - nobody [at my school] seemed to expect them [Curtis+Elton] to end it so poignantly. It was perfect and everyone around me thought so too
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I don't find it either.
They look happy enough.
It kindof reminds me of that bit in LotR, where all the ghost men help defeat the armies seiging minas tirith.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# You can tell when civilisation is in a state of peril when the war dead are instantly compared to Star Wars or Lord of the Rings.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# It wasn't instant.
i edited. and it was the hologramyness of the ghost soldiers.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# the way is shut.
it was made by those who are dead and the dead keep it. the way is shut.
*scuttles off in geek-induced shame*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# it's always bloody depressing
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# pffft
it's a gas gas gas............
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# hahahaha -real lols-
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# We do not smile upon you...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 4:22, archived)
# It is . . .the way it is . . .
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# This is not disrespectful, but a little depressing.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# what
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Newbtastic!
A li'l something I threw together for a sig competition. The subject was Hollywood Heroes..

TTFN ;-)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Life is NOT like a box of chocolates
You don't get a little card telling you which ones are the strawberry creams.

Nice picture and welcome to b3ta :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# *offers my Toffee stick*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# *hopes that's a euphemism*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Of course!
;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Oh yes it is
when you get to the second layer you find the kids have already had the best bits....
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# THAT'S NO BEETHOVEN!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Credit to the original poster


Click for bigger (252KB)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# crap
fail
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Theft-fail.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# i really hope I meet winohouse, it's almost a given shag if I gave her some baking power to snort.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# But I can afford propper coke.
Therefore, I'd steal her off you AND have coke-sex to boot.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# good follow thru
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] No time for the London Eye

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# eee,that's reet gradely
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# i thought the top
was some kind of reference to brittany, but that makes more sense
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# holy shit,did this just get bigger
or did i just get closer to the screen
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# let me explain to you about penises growing larger
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# small or far away?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I do my best to stay far away
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# ah,ted,i'm still not getting it
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# You didn't fully understand what he said
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Ted! I wanna be a priest again!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# it got bigger
;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Are you on the hoy?
well? If so think you just fell over.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# i have literally no idea what you mean
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# You didn't fully understand what he said
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# THAT'S what i meant :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# got bigger,
but it's still only 5kb
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# maybe it had just grow
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# i'll be your dog
*kia-oras*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# That reminds me of the first pic I ever made for b3ta!
Memories....
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# the first pic i ever made
was inspired by a birthday card i got from my brother
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# THIEF!
;D

But we shouldn't have expected more from you as a scouser ;D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# calm down calm down
there's two of us here bud!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# scouser? thief??
why, sir, i'll have you know that liverpudlians are the most civil, law-abiding people you could ever hope to meet!
it's just that those fuckers from kirkby give us a bad name ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Haha.
We used to have our other shipyard in Bidston over the water. you can't pull the wool over my eyes. I know it's more than Kirkby ;)

I remember actually being scared in Childwall ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# what?
Scared in Childwall? It's the second fucking poshest part of Liverpool, I should know, I live there and all the cunts here think they're fucking posh.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# haha. I know. I'm your stalker.
I lied. I've never been scared in Britain, well not outside of the bedroom and even then I've taken enough drugs to keep the fear at bay.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I wondered
what was going on with that big skinhead at the top of my road every time i leave the house

you snapped my chain didn't you you cunt
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# to be honest
i won't set foot in childwall, i got hit over the head with a bottle there a few years back. some bloke walked out of a pub, decided not to bin his empty bottle of bud but to bean me over the melon with it instead. i was just standing there, i never even spoke to him!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# which pub?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# buggered if i can remember
i was waiting for my mate to pick me up. last time i ever go home with someone who lives more than 5 miles away from me.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# fair enough
unlikely to have been any of the three pubs near me, but there are a few slightly rougher not too far away.

still only surpassed by woolton for its poshness and pretention
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# heheh
i'm in the slightly posher end of seaforth, about 5 minutes away from crosby. now THAT'S posh!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# was probably up your way
t'other week when i went for a ride then

got to the end of the bike path at crosby beach and turned round.

my mam was born in crosby and thinks she's posh
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# kinky :P
how's it smash?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# always!
*brandishes handcuffs*
i'm fine, just very itchy.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# well take the sackcloth off
and put some normal clothes on.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# sorry, i don't do normal
will the pvc halterneck do?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# whatever stops you being itchy
that might suffocate the fleas :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# good point
i think the little fuckers have got to my bed, i'm going to dig out the old "babysitter's friend" plastic sheet, that might suffocate them.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# nice
i managed to pick up lice at a gig a few years ago. didn't notice them until i started wondering what was biting my arms every night, and found a few carcasses in my sheets.

not had any problems since thank fuck.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# if the sheet doesn't work
i'm going to make my sister pay to get the place fumigated. it's her fucking cat!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# this amuses me
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# hello!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# hello, mr. bacon humper!
how do?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# very,very tired.need to be up in five hours.
won't be.
and you?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# itchy.
i got rid of my feline lodger last week, but it seems that, before she left, she picked up a few lodgers of her own.
FLEAS: THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# haha..och i the noo jimmy
oriental orifice yay
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# This is how it begins
This is how it always begins
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# -fails to think up punchline-
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# He's on a roll
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# haha
the empire fallen on hard times?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# ahh
the snowball effect...very retro
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# *snowballs*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# :O
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# *is affected*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# no! no!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Too late man,
Game over! ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I thought we had something
but now you're snowballing other women... :(

*runs away crying*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# *figs*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Such a charmer
*sighs swoonily*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# *gooses*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
# *ducks*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Do you enjoy snowballing then?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# scuse the piss
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# of course not
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# well I dont
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# urtication?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# BREAM!
(this is so like the old days :D)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# a wee tiny bream in cream?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Swim! Swim wee tiny Jarry-like!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# christ
:D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I love it when old b3ta
reminds new b3ta that they will never, ever have a clue what the hell is going on ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# who's that
skinny, good looking bastard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# some cunt called Zoot
before your time though
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Didn't he drive a Chevrolet or something?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# He drove a Chevrolet Movie Theater if I recall
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# He's a lot fatter these days.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# hahahahah!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahhaha!!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He really is an uggo isn't he ;)

How do Verity!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# He's a stallion of a man
Hello :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# haha.
touché from the lady:)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Yeah
but that's a nice one :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I've never shopped you in any other way
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Ha!
You couldn't make her unattractive if you tried!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# if that's female, would, if it's male, i'd think about it.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# SCORE!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Who
john?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# That would be
me.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Willem?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Marvelous.
Have a pea from last week.

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Im soo going to get ruined for this..
but, is it just me, or does www.visit4info.com/advert/Practical-Saving-Tips-from-Lloyds-TSB-Lloyds-TSB-Personal-banking-Range/64636 look a lot like amanita-design.net/samorost-2/

It's when they're in the living room that does it ..... im sorry. I wont post here again! *goes back to lurking*

I didnt even mean to post on this board :( pants.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# May I?
Does anyone mind?

FUCK OFF CUNTFACE!

You don't deserve this, but you can fucking well have it anyway!



(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# ^well said sir
don't like it up 'em do they
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Gerry bastards!
Who do you think you are kidding mr hitler?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I BEG YOUR PARDON SIR!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# YOU HAVE A FEZ!
YOU DON'T COUNT AS THAT MAKES YOU WIN :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# you fez-loving bastard...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# dognobber, I believe is the word you are looking for
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# hahaahhaha!!!
brilliant insult
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# You dognobber ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# nice fail you have there :)
mind if we repost to save the thread?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Are you saying that my fail hadn't saved the thread on its own?
Arrogant bastard ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# no!
*runs away*
*cries*
*takes a peek*
*cries some more*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# *pokes tongue out and blows a raspberry*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# *runs to mummy*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# ooh ambassador
you spoil us with this quality work
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# You didn't fully understand what he said
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# IM SORRY GERRY FROM THE WEST MIDLANDS WITH ONE MUTUAL FRIEND
/ac
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# too much gas in the lines then
/ac
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Patchwork, fancy, does it have geeraffes on it?
/ac
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I have no ac's as I am not on my laptop :(
/ac
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I found this, I think it should win the compo
/ac
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Yay for tigers!
/ac
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# PENIS GOURDS!
/ac
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# FAT DHALSIM FTW!!
/ac
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# yes I did, baldy
/ac
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Labia?
/ac
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# don't mind if I do, thank you
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# you have made a mistake.become a hero.do not pass go.do not collect £200
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I don't think so
but It's made me go and play samorost again so woo!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# since no one is being polite and helpful, you're supposed to put stuff like that on /links
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# meh
yea....my bad, I kinda meant to, but being slightly intoxicated I didnt...so...sorry :(
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# that's ok
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# he's been on five months,lurking
you'd think he'd know the rules
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# strictly, there never used to be anything wrong with a link or talk post on board
it was polite to stick them on the respective boards though. faq also says that it isn't ok to be rude to people if they are naughty and break all the rules...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# i think you should tell them ^
i'm only a follower of common feeling
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Oi youngster!
That is all from the days before there were seperate boards and all that in the FAQ ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# ok
im going to try this once more.

sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

ok?! It really isn't the end of the world, I promise! And I promise I shall never set foot in here again :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# stay, pull up a kitten, shop a chair etc
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# it's ok :)
don't go,we need more new people,they annoy pasanonic
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
# careful
he'll get his 42 guns out
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I only have 8
now. I was forced to downsize.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# what's that you say?
fucking pearoast?
Ok if you say so.

Just what are you looking for?
(2588x3000 2.5MB)
imagebam.com
(1852.73 kB)

don't click or I'll break your interwebs.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# i really love these
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# i was always dissappointed that a muppet personality test said I was beaker and not animal
nice pics though.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Animal has had sex.....
And he isn't even real ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# up yours sushi.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# how do we get this on the front page
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# click it lots and lots and lots, then brush robs hair, boom front page.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
# awwww.what a nice rob.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You are getting moodier now you have finished Uni.

Congrats on it by the way!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I'm getting fucking bored. There is nothing good about boozing to pass the time.
I've got fuck all to think about, it's awful.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# think about booze for fucks sake
or get a job. You are only allowed to drink booze to pass the time if you are retired or a tramp.
Get a hobby, do some painting. Works for me.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# j...o...b...??
i don't have wheels, so no chance of me being retired, I belive i look like a tramp, and trains as a hobby seems to be frowned upon.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# What?
Retired people have to have a car?

*goes back to work*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# we've got 3
but I suppose hers does not count because she still slaves for a living.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# These are
the best of the best of the best


well worth the extra megabits
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# You know I love these!
But where are my superheros to print out?

;D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
# oh shush.
Do you have any idea how much beer I have to drink each day just to survive? I can't remember everything.

I'll see if I can sort those out for you in the next hour.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# No rush fella!
I just wanted to give you a nudge as I figured you would have forgotten ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# The hidden chief-of-staff.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# And the difference between Yoda and karl Rove is?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Yoda has a penis
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# LOL!
Karl Rove also has a penis. Which is strange considering he is just a cunt with legs!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] "My name may be Dickinson but I'm not going to eat a croc dick."
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# the new sport of teeth knitting is hard work
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# she is not enjoying that
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# You didn't fully understand what I said
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# no i fucking didn't >:-[
don't take the piss
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# If Mr Horrible wants to take the piss out of you he fucking well can!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# hello you figger
how the fuck are you?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I'm alright wee face!
And your self?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# balls to him!
*grumbles*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# careful now
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Fucking right!
Do you know how awesome Mr Horrible is Fuckpig? Just because you have a controversial name doesn't make you cool! I bet you don't even own a fez!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# i like the word fuckpig.it has a ring.
it has a je ne sais quoi (sp?)
i didn't pick it to be controversial
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Of course you didn't!
You haven't answered the question though,

Did Mrs Thatcher, or did she not, order the sinking of the Belgrano

Do you or do you not own a fez?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# YES I HAVE A FEZ
STOP CALLING MY HOUSE
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# He's taking your name literally!!!


(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Hmmm.
In other news, I have spent all day playing Mega Drive :D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Wicked!
Do you have Toejam and earl?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# get a belt Earl
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Ah! I haven't downloaded that yet!
But I shall now :D

I have been playing Micro Machines, Tazmania, Castle of Illusion, California Games, Beavis and Butthead, Animaniacs and Ecco the Dolphin.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# ALtered beast!!!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I woudl like to,
but I can't help but feel it is gonna be a let down.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# No it wont
Its amazing
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Tazmania!!
I am going to play this now!!!

I have all the games roms on my puter!!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Do you wanna save me having to download them individually and just rapidshare them all to me?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# How do i do that?


(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Sensible soccer and Flashback are all you need.

Oh and maybe cannon fodder
and the Sonics
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Do you know,
I didn't even think to download Sonic!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I have Sonic original on a real life meagdrive
and on a plug and play tv game thingy
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# And
Shadow of the Beast 1,2 and 3. Dungeon Master original. Heimdall 1 and 2, Speedball 2 and eye of the beholder 1,2 and 3. Plus Elite, Syndicate and Frontier. With a smattering of civilisation.

Oh yeah and an amiga to play them all on.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# All these games you are all reminding me of
are awesome :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# almost done, should be freely available by the morning (fingers crossed)

10 free Christmas cards to print and give away, just as soon as I've got a download sorted
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha ^_^
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# there you are! :D
that 3 player unlock bit I reckon needs 5 players to get it open!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I'm sure you got them all
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I mean the one you were playing when I joined
the Siberian death camp level!
With teh circles we had to turn to gain access to the 3 player co-op bit
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# aah ok..yea

but it's hard when u get people running around like spaz's :D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Haha
Brilliant stuff! :)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# ^
what the dame said
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# haha.
That's a winner.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# You're fired!
*CLICK*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# thanks!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# haha
he's like that every bleedin' year.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Marvellous Sir.

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I am looking forward to your zombie kittenz calendar
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# He looks one evil dude!!
Woo.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# with cards like this
i might have to play xmas this year !
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# hahaha soopah sir
creme de la creme
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# ooooh
I like

not sure Mother will like this one, so best I get her some sherry too
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# herrrrooo !
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# You didn't fully understand what he said
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# so what did... aww fuck it...
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Fallun Gong?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I have a rong
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
#

'nings
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# seen it
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# been it
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# had her
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# and him?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# got the flea shit
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# got the cool shoeshine?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# got the funk
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# slam dunk the funk
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I've got the vinegar strokes, i'm ready to slam dunk all of my funk.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# vinegar tits
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# U Krazy Katz U
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# You didn't fully understand what he said
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# We should totally be lovers.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# hump de bump
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# the humpty dance
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# we can dance if we want to
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# let's dance
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# guilty feet ain't got no rhythm
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# *taps*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# *plugs*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# *wires*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# *I am the flies*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# *i am the walrus*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# eggman here for duty Sir!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# are you sir?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I am your lady
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# i'm a creep
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I'm a weirdo
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# what the hell am i doing here?
ie,on the edge of the fucking board
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# You are so going to get caught
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# someone set up us the bomb
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# and you are my man
whenever you reach for me... ewwww
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I'm sick of upsetting the balance, bye y'all.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# You didn't fully understand what he said
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# You didn't fully understand what he said
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# one two three,ah,one two three,and turn
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# hahahaha!



(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Hello!
I do apologise for not wooing. Woo!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# hahaha
immigrANT-nothing to DEClare
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# you are so gonna to get caught
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# hahahah
:D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I don't know, but I've been told.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# This is my penis, this is my gun
either way, your fucked boy.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Happy Birthday Baby Jesus.
Always makes me laugh - HAHAHAHAHA.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# my cock's hard but mighty old
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# How old?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# 3012
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Mama said knock one out.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# rocking anusses since 1423
what's the plural of anus?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# anii
?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# the same as the plural of Guinness
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Momma and poppa lying in bed
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# for the hodgeheg:
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Nice erasing.
I suggest either you or I tilt your/my monitor.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# you
looks ok om mine
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# You didn't fully understand what i said.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I am using a CRT
it needs more erasing...
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# You didn't fully understand what he said
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
#
i still don't fully understand
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# OWLS IN TANKS FUCK YEAH!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Hahahaa
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

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