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# YAYYY!!!...WEEEEEEEE!!!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# cute shark is cute
*hugs cute shark*
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# air jaws!
i fucking love sharks, especially fine examples of the genus carcharadon carcharias, such as you have animated here.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I Z CANZ FLYZ MOTHERZ
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Too soon? Possibly too late?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# oh dear
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Sorry
Dirty deleting hotlinkers!

EDIT:I really got a hotlinker back today. NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# it's never too late, too soon, well that's a whole different ball game
and i'd rather not talk about it if that's ok.

nice one.

added tj, what film is this from?
www.1047thequeen.com/039_12800~Jack-Nicholson-Posters%5B1%5D.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# the shinning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Oh bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# heh
i watch far too much simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I used to, but i've given up recently, i'm without sky.
So it's just about 3 episodes on loop.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# that's how i started
a mate gave me a tape with 3 episodes on it; homer steals cable, how homer and marge first met and fell in love and another one i can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# the shining
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# The postman always shines of eastwick.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# thankyou all
now back to mofaha's image if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Kiss Me Magnetface
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# i've been watching too much QI lately
i want to say "the shining" but i'm expecting sirens
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This^^^^

How many moons does the earth have?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Infini*te?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
#
a i
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# If you are being serious,
it is The Shining.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# never seen it
or if i have i've forgotten it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# O Rly?
You should watch it, it is very good.

Mainly for the fact that the black dude in it is called Scatman Carothers in real life :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I watched Layer Cake for the first time the other day.
I was impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I keep meaning to catch that,
but never get round to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# If you like Lock Stock and that, you'll probably like it.
It's the perfect film for me, but i'm not looking for cinematic perfection.

I really like the storyline and how it's shot, really clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# watch mean machine, then
i've seen it twice in the last 2 weeks, i may watch it again tonight.
i might watch lord of the rings instead, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I've seen mean machine hundreds of times.
I still keep up the statement that i have the best film collection in history.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# i've probably got the best collection
of horror b-movies, some of them are truly dreadful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Blah blah blah ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# not really a horror kind of chap
if it is horror, it looks like horror even if it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# 'The Shinning'
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
The Shinning?

Is that the Stephen King book where a fella moves to a remote hotel for the winter, and goes around kicking people in the shins?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Scatman and the shit detectives?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Bee bop bop badda bo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# classic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Nite nite petty pwah
Yous wiv da anglez now.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Rob Manuel
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# 1998 style
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Pj and Duncan are in it?!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] :) nings!


Soz for toap, I dont have the work laptop with me :( I'm stuck on a delayed GNER train.
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# GNER?
blimey, that's some delay
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# George Stephenson was doing the repairs...
Oh I don't know, EasyTrains or something :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(__, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Princess Diana of Wales - Felon was pissed in a car.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Just one letter out, dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# The R is pointing to the P
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Ah, bollocks
(__, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# and the N in 'in' is unlinked (which is what I was refering to anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# could be instead:
"A CAR SPIN, I ENDS"
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Or
End is a car spin
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# the diana crash on star stories
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# YO!

...Konichiwa
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# yo sushi?
that's tasty feesh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# yays
Has she taken the crazy pills?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# yes
dried frog pills
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!! (^.^)/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Woot!
Lovely stuff, Lamby.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# SUP!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# elegant!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry]

Previously
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Thank god! I was getting sick of that old rat orgy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# poor rat!
he only gets a few seconds of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Well if he paid the full price like the rest of us...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# true
you get what you pay for.
that reminds me, i've still got to pay you that £1.27
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# OK.
But you only owe me that when I pull out.

/invasion of Poland blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# see that explains why Hitler was so angry
He always came too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# PLus Monkey and her mate didn't give the cup back!
*dives for cover*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Dutch cap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# you better run, boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Sorry no runs
Did you run out of cup contents?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# not at all
i have a large marilyn monroe cup beside me, filled with rather cold coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# You know some like it hot?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# oh dear god
*facepalms*
that one was so weak, it needed help just to get on the board
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I'd like you to know that in the national pole for the best gag of 2008
That gag was concidered almost good enough to be put in the bin!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
the rat certainly isn't complaining
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(Sabbie was bored until, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Ha!!!!
I do love this, but... may I be a tad pedantic?

Surely an orgy would involve more than one rat? I mean any rat orgy I've been to has at least five or six. Any less and I'd feel a little cheated.
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# You're not wrong,
but lets assume the rest are at his feet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Of course!
They do like to suckle toe cheese!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# top woganising:D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# i like the FIN the best...
...that's a quality FIN.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# cute
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Bash bash bash!
Lollity!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# jizzmo?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Orgasmo Gizmo!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# do you sell all-access wristbands?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I do
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# do you have the big one?
or just a wild mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# big one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# excellent!
are the queues long?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# what queues
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# well, do you have turnstiles?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# is it a 2 or 3 day pass you're after?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# 3
i find you just don't get enough sex in 2 days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# *clicks*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Do small children queue up for the rides as well?

'ningles teh HT.


EDIT: My body is a sexual adventure land. It was very popular about the time the Theme Park game came out in the late 90's but hasn't seen much business since.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# good evening mr rg
how are you you fairing this chilly night?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Eatings yummy meatballs and enjoying a glas of wine.
*swankyquaffs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I am out of booze, but have consumed too much to go get more
I am in hell
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I shall email you a rather cheeky Shiraz:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# what happens the other 5 hours?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Closed for cleaning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# hahahah
emptying the sluice gates
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# That's a day at the spa where I come from!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# sleeping, eating and masturbating
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I like to multitask.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# only 2?
you're not very imaginative are you?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# He's not doing bad considering he has no bottom half!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# if your cock is small enough to go in his nostrils and ears, then that's your problem
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# don't forget his eyes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# hahaha
his name is phallic phil?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# do you charge
hourly or per shuddering orgasm?

Either way I have a shiny penny
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# oops...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Pffft!
There's a party in his pants and invitations are not a commodity.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# gothic...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# they make such a cute couple
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# British Gothic?
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# My old man's a duke.
He wears a dukal hat.
He's never met the working class.
Or seen a council flat.

Woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# haha christ i haven't heard that in years
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I regret to inform you that when this recond said it had a hologram of Rogald Regan in the middle,
it in fact meant that there was a hole.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# someone famous has died
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# hahaha
a wave from the relatives
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# This makes me think
Where would Phillip protest if he joined fathers for justice?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# ning'


im going to learn how to animate things better..

orangespace.net
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# yo.
quite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# yo...

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Froglips keep reminding me of a hi-hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# it's cymbolic...
...ha ha...get it?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# he is both funky and fresh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Borked for me :(
am I the only one?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Yes
Yes you are.

Personally I welcome out shore based gelatinous overloads.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# I'm missing shore based gelatinous overlords?!?!
Oh for fuck sake...

*kicks internet*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Well it is Saturday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
# yes...
...it's the coolest green thing ever... and you missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Not strictly true
But i don't have my camera with me and the anibiotics are working quite well:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Yeah, well, fuck you.
Yeah. I hope the green thing rapes you then eats you then rapes you again.

Now I'm off to work for a Theatre, for no money whatsoever... SOMEONE GIVE ME A JOB!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# *looks at CV*
Works in theatre for free.

Yup. I have a job for you as a toilet brush holder.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# do you have your fudz now?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I iz havving fudz!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# i had tasty fudz
a slice of thick, lightly toasted bread, topped with ham, leeks and mozzarella, then popped under the grill until the cheese melts and bubbles :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Mmmm
I haz pasta and meatballs with frsh parazan:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# nice!
i also haz a huuuge pan of vegetubble sups.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# yo
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# SUP!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# *drinks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# :D
I have no more witty retorts. Have a ning instead
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# HAve a drink as well:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# :)
nice blinkage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# ...and for my next number...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# dirty boy Hitler, no touching yourself up whilst on stage
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# ...
...*scratch*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# pfft
reich on baby:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# yah...
...das reich!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# reich and roll
THROUGH THE SUDATENLAND!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# maybe if the nazis limited themselves to forming popular beat combos the world might have been a nicer place
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# it's raining mein, hallejewyah
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# oh no...
...you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# i believe i did
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Blitzkrieg yo ass!...
... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# my ass? i'll get a bad case of auschitz!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# bless you...
...'ave a cold...eh?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# not any more
now i just have a kopf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# that's touching...
...yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# nothing new there, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
# ladies and gentlemen,mr. adolf twitty.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# ha ha...
...good eye!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# hello, been away for a couple of weeks...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# pfffffft
that is going to stain his top
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# and in the case
the waffer thin mints?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# who dat?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# That's a top piece of work
*wants svenno t-shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Back off!
He's got a lunch box full of hate sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# by the looks of it
he's already eaten a truckload
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# He looks wagfer thin!
Woo and WB stranger.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# heh heh
nice carrot touch in puke
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Did someone mention carrots?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I has an object that needs editing
(theelusive, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# tooooooo much light, or to much whiting up
problems is, if you are taking the picture yourself, you are fucked.

You need to put the histogram on, and then play about with settings to get the light balance right.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# comb your hair, get rid of the shit dye job
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# ANd learn about aspect ratios.
Or stop being a minger!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# a photo on b3ta...
...trouble ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Made her hotter...
(Sabbie was bored until, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# FIRE NUN
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# now there's a good name for whisky
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Or for an action movie!
I'd go..
(Sabbie was bored until, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# hell yeah
I can see it now

"Ain't NUN MESSES WITH DIS SISTA"

then she lets off a chaingun and a couple of rpgs at the baddies

top quality hollywood action indeed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# i kick arse for the lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
#
O_O

(largely NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# pff
i was talking about braindead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# ah, any kind of twitching's good enough for me
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Is it your brain?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# increase the f-number or
decrease the shutter speed.

oh, and invest in a brush or a similar item
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Or did you mean this?
(Sabbie was bored until, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Now I'm done
(Sabbie was bored until, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Now I'm REALLY done
(Sabbie was bored until, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Ofcourse not
where's the parrot? :/
(Sabbie was bored until, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# How about this
(Sabbie was bored until, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Really, it's the last one..
I promise..



Could well be a Picasso
(Sabbie was bored until, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# does Teresa know she is on the internets?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
In other news: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7769184.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Knew that last night
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# bless 'im :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Oh arse!
They're dropping like flies this year!

EDIT: Gaaah! I'm fuckin' starved and my fudz won't be ready for another half hour!
They should invent a make fudz cook more quickerer by the wonders of modern technology machine!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Micowaver
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Next you'll be saying they have magical 'magnatrons' in them!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# 8 seconds?
aww, isn't there anything faster than a microwave?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# depends on how high you up your are when you throw it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# 13th floor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# no building has a 13th floor 8O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# the last building i lived in did
i threw a melon out of the 13th floor window.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# no building has a 13th floor
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# well it certainly wasn't 12b
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Micto what?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# not micto, MICRO!
you seem to be obsessed with mictoboy. this is probably due to an unfulfilled desire to stick your man-truncheon up his fudge chute.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Oi!
You leave my man tictac truncheon outta it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# i don't want to keep your man-meat in it
you do ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Who do?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# you do!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# What?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# it's a bin, definitely a bin.
yeah, it's a bin, definitely. definitely a bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# hehehe certificate 8
Tom Cruise would still be short then dusty bin


can anyone recommend some films for me?

please :)

Edit: is Memento any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# mean machine
it's on filmfour at 9.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Micro machines, they made a film?????
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# yes.
emmanuelle in space.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# don't joke
that probably exists, she really does get about
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# it does exist
it was on sci-fi channel last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# memento is top
Has anyone seen Following? It's a film Nolan made guerilla style for virtually no money after he left uni. Saw it last week. Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MZV2nrUag8
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
#

Click for bigger
Click for original
Click for more
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I thought you looked great in the before pics

edit: you did a very good job on the virtual tuck however!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# You missed a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Errol Flynn
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Did you use . . . vanishing cream ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Don't be silly, she'd be invisible!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# like this, women over the age of 55 on TV, get the power of invisibility
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7768809.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# She's under 50!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# and not on TV
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# It is because old women are ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# not all of them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Yes they are.
FACT! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# no, you are wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Ha!
I can't really talk after my exploits last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# You've never seen a classically beautiful cougar ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Well obviously!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Me too . . . I love petting zoos . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# she looks young here -- lolol

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Yeah . . . just a gleem in my eye !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# That would be weird !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# but then you could just paint the face white and draw a face on it with a marker pen
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# The things that dreams are made of !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# STICKY TITTYS
nice work sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha. We use the same cement:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# that is after his wife has hit him in his face with a frying pan
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# No
During.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Hahah nicely
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# hmmm
i might have a jb for you in a few years
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# well, with all this weight loss
there'll be considerable saggage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# you screwed up her sexy wrinkles...
...bad boy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] blueblair.
(rancidpete has lost all hope in the proles..., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# He looks wigged out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# ?
or whigged out...
(rancidpete has lost all hope in the proles..., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# You've got it !
the h is silent . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Yup. I bindunned that one:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# damn
sorry!
(rancidpete has lost all hope in the proles..., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# You mean tory ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Spelling or Amos?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Wants candy
(Sabbie was bored until, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Well then . . . slit that thing open . . . and let's . . . diiiiiiiine !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# In Heck?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# If it's not to hot to melt the sweets . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Joins Mops
(stevenevermind, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# great stuff
big cheesy grin
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Yup . . . and now he can call it homer sweet homer . . .
he spilt the juice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# you missed a spot
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:12, archived)
# That was back in '94 . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# two shay
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Sun Eye


Click for bigger (367KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# That is so cool and yet so hot at the same time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# ta :)
and its not FILTARD!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Excellente qualité !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# meye meye
eyemax:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# eye like it...
...see the eye... see the sun... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Awesome!
great job
(Sabbie was bored until, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)

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