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# Alfie - Is it his, or not?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Do we care, or not?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Assuming he's passed puberty,
Roll 1d3 1d8 and check on the list of suspects.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Play Jenga, old man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# "she's the village bicycle, everyone's had a ride!"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# I'm thinking more of the Goodies three-seater tandem...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# it's a slightly grim state of affairs
for a fifteen year old to have done the block a few times

there you go
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# He'd make a great milkman... doing the rounds...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Hah
and for £1 an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I suspect he'd be a paperboy first,
work his way up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)
# ahhhahhhahah
 
yes, I thought it wouldn't be worth my time making a picture like this.
woo! to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# What is long, hard, and full of French seamen?
(larrybob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# haha
well done
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# STAND ASIDE FROM THE ZAMBONI
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# OMG 30,000 POSTS OF SHITE LOL


edit: thankyaw :) Now off to bed, have fun gayshifters
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# CONGOURDULOTIONS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Fantabulaglorious 30 Grand !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# HAHAHA - Congrats!
You mean you programmed that in BASIC all those years ago? hehe
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# i love you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# hahaha! lovingly executed, sir...
and congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Get a life, you sad old pervert!
Life? I meant to say "slice of cake". Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# WELL DONE
Shit, I'm not far away either.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# OH GOD THAT IS HOT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)
# grats
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# 8 bits of congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)
# happy milestone, send naked pics please.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:39, archived)
[challenge entry] mightvbindun


sorry its shit, first go.
(Hernandez Fiendish probably won't be here until at least, say, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# SMOOOKE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Light'em up if ya got'em !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# If this was below a "40" sign, then that would mean that you have to smoke 40 of those a day
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# ahhhhahhhah!
 
does this come as a T-shirt / bumper sticker?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I doubt it would pass quality control
but the plan was to have re-peelable stickers to cover the shit they put on cig packs these days :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] bliss


the economy will recover overnight
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# He annoys me
For him to discover he's in the Matrix, however, and is being picked on by Agent Smith, that has potential for comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# He needs a Zamboni
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# it was the right thing to do..
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I anxiously wait for my ride on the zamboni
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# POLITTICKS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# No reason
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Uber Subtle

fielneme for deris
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Golf!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Where's the 18th hole?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# In Hitler's temples
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I won't ask where the 19th is...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# The missing rail?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
#
nup
.
oops ... better fix that, ta
edit .. ashally, he's just shading it
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Still rissing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
#
if you compare to the "original" ( www.b3ta.com/board/9192692 )
you might see a slightly more tropical theme in this one
unless mr hilte actually did take a cruise around hawaii
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# yet more hitler



i must shop some more nazi themed pics..gotta vary these peas.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
# PULL !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Totally Topical
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Sailor gets medal
for averting collision between two Transit vans ??

Otherwise RIS.
(doogle i've got maddy, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# *ignores filename*
Sailor transports live firearm by civilian vehicle in direct contravention of Navy rules?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# No, wait, I've got it....
....Jade Goody has died from having a whale up her cervix.
(doogle i've got maddy, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# This must be an English news item?
RIS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# if it is
i haven't a clue...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# <checks filename>
aha...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# *does the same
*groans
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# :D
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# great job microwave
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Time bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Great microwave job letum!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# This is my old boss
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# It's always 7 o'clock somewhere.
(doogle i've got maddy, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Is that a cravat?
Tea, sherry or Eastenders, dear?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] boing


Click for bigger (87 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# starry
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# In a parallel universe not so far awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Gotta love sci fi fire with no oxygen
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# hahaha
I'd watch that in full!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Hahahhahaha
Id love to see that commissioned!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# lols
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# SNAP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Awesome
awesome
awesome
Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Godspeed lil' fella
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# :-D
...Father to an eaten son, husband to a chased wife, and I will have my cheese, in this life or the next.
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# They're selling peanuts up in the stands . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# D-:
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
#
☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# it's this...


you get a prize if you can tell me what BBC documentary it comes from...]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Is the filename a clue ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# [ nope! muhuhahah ;) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# "Tribble Invasion"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# my vote is living plannet
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Moophing Phoom !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# intriguing!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# cloud porn!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# AERODYNAMICS, FTW
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Oo
That's pretty
(Helo, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Welcome to the star ship New York


Click for bigger (237 kb)
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# fantastic!
I used the NYC skyline in a photoshop project once, except instead of two skylines facing away from each other they were facing toward each other with a bit of a gap between, to make a mouth with crooked teeth :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# :D
quality...i was just playing around with the idea after watching Mirrors last night. Not the best of films, but the intro's pretty cool.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# it's tough for me to watch kiefer sutherland act when he's not jack bauer.
even harder when he's on the talk show circuit... the real him is way too effeminate to compete with his TV persona, and it makes my brain want to have an aneurysm
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# This is the future
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# no, it's the past
this was taken shortly before new york landed
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# But time is a spiral
So it's the past AND the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# The starship so nice . . . they had to name it thrice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Spielberg used the image
of an upside-down LA he saw while doing headstands on his car as the inspiration for the mothership in Close Encounters, apparently.
This is great, NY style!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I clicked this...
...and I don't know why...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# All kinds of ace
click!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# very awesome!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I feel as though I'm under intense scrutiny . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# its ok, he's friendly
although he might stab you up a bit if he's twitchy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I get the point . . . really eye do . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# duck stab?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Good idea !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# The Alpha Centurian Ambassador is looking smart today!
What a good anim.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# "Herr Göring, Somesing seems different about you..."
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# He's been driving his tractor too much . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The 2nd shoot was no better...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Breathe deep and say . . . Green Cheese !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Is that new Lynx: Paedo?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ladies dig power
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Like musk for the fraulines . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# this is really very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Mustafa Bin-Dun?
Linking, might be considered NSFW, I'm not 100%
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# That's safe for work.
NSFW is things that look like porn.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Well I'd rather not risk getting someone in trouble :)
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Fair enough :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I just hope it doesn't burst !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Mr Lemonfur are you trying to seduce me?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# In case the kiwi needs a date . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Kiwi boy accepts.
But is still dubious about most things in life.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Agreened !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# yay for fruit with human stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# It's...
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Was that from the Lemon Aid Concert ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)

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