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# O . O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Mecha-Herne!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Out for an early morning stroll.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Cool!
Sorry for bumping you off the top with a bandwagon post.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# ...Top...middle...bottom...
...doesn't matter to me... :) ...i like all the positions.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# ^ Is he moon-walking?

That's some major skid-mark!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# yeah...
...he could be.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# eeeek................*checks satnav*
must have took a wrong turn:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Earth is always in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Out through the night and the whispering freezes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:16, archived)
# ...to the place where they keep the imaginary diseases!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Leaked: Phil Mitchell's Transsexual Dilemma
I suppose this explains his/her anger...

(iamgoingtohell, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
# nice tits phil
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty!
:D

*FWAPS
Yea, but does she Cook Socks?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
# ARF
spent up?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
Tania Branning!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Are you interested in Cardassian cinema Ted?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:43, archived)
# haha...have mine, not worth a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# so worth a new thread...
he has the best coke that gold pressed latinum can buy
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Oh that's nice
Proper snug.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Oh christ...
I can tell I'm kissing goodbye to anything productive this afternoon...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# awaits *Morn Free*
/and *Morn of the Fourth of July*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
# i thought about
tellarite said fred
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I'm waiting for
The Man With The Golden Gorn.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:02, archived)
# The Morn with the Golden Gorn
100% win.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# that made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I feel a rumbling in the force
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:43, archived)
# this for the FP
I laffed
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# dead right

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:46, archived)
# but Cameron's is less smooth, and there's a birthmark on the....
oh.

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha..................exhibit fuckin' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# i sense that b3tans prefer star wars to star trek
i'd have a go at scent of a wookie but i bet its bindun
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)
# needs more
goatse
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# TOAP?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Hilarious
You just made my first post of the day.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Oh Deanna
Oh Deanna

I ain't down here for your money
I'm down here for your soul

...sorry, I got no idea what's going on here
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Arf!
cheeky pea



Props to Wasp Box for the original Alagiah pic
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:43, archived)
# don't worry sweety, i'll be gentle.
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Is that a scene from the Two Ronnies end number they don't ever talk about
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:31, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Makes me think Streetfighter II
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:32, archived)
# 4 shredded wheat!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Dear God!
TJ - anyone know a decent site for hosting audio? Does cr3's site do that?

EDIT - oh yes - big file too.

EDIT EDIT - never mind. FileFactory seems to be the goods...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
# ack! your thumb is in my spleen
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Further to the rather excellent suggestion by yanmania...


Does telly count?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
# is it star trek thursday?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Let's hope so
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Aye pet
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Now this is an episode of QI I would watch.
Again and again.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# We are amused
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# :D...
...and then some more... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)
# So... I haven't tattyslopped for a long long time

and I think it shows
(smoglane!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# seams fine
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
#
no shit
(smoglane!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# No. Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:41, archived)
# haha O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# it shows...
...it really shows.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
# star trek characters in their own spin off film mashups compo?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Best served cold
Very very cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# absolute zero
brrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Garbled electronic warbling....
...of appreciation.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Titter ye not


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Excellent :)
In the other news ... WTF! Just found this while looking for a source pic...


My only thought: I'm lookng for Sarah Connor ...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Muslim extremists in training people with weapons shocker.
News at Ten :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Old mother Riley
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:03, archived)
# lol is she holding the magazine?
I wont pretend to know anything about guns other than what ive seen on telly but it looks LIKE SHES DOING IT WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:06, archived)
# the magazine is a bit further back on that rifle, either an AK-47 or a Chinese rip off called a type 56
her arm is covering it.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I bet that old bitch runs the whole fucking show.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
#
She runs my local corner shop
(Rollerball Disco, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:29, archived)
# chicks with guns
sexy
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Bin Laden's had a shave?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Shatner?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# did he?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Gorn but not forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# What is a Gorn?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Jamaica
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# A monster from the original Star Trek.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Damn my total lack of Sci-Fi knowledge!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# And here's me thinking you were too cool for school...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Maybe, and let's just go with this here,
because I didn't spend my youth watching Sci-Fi I am in fact cool :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# You one cool bad muthafucka!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I only know as it was in Bring Back Star Wars.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Yeah whatever,
geek ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:04, archived)
# This chap.

He's an excitable sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I knew Brucie was dodgy...
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# You work for Shooting Stars AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# This may be heresy,
but I've been a bit disappointed by the new Shooting Stars
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I still love it :D
I'd like to see more of Angelos Epithemiou

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ_gEKhTtbs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
# No heresy at all.
Firmly consigned to the 'should have knocked it on the head back when it was still funny' bin.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Really?
I fucking love it!

Angelos Epithemiou is definitely the highlight for me! He has me in stitches constantly! His Duncan Bannatyne impression, Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:43, archived)
# yea I was shocked at how good he was at that.. :D
does he do impressions?...because this is the first I've seen him on anything
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I'm not sure to be honest with you.
I had a read of the blokes wiki last night, but it made no mention of it in particular.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renton_Skinner
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Yeah great show.
I think it definately needed the break and I'm glad Matt Lucas is still in it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# ^THIS MUCHLY
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# True
But it still has the occasional gem. Such as the "Heather McCartney, Heather McCartney, Heather McCartney's plastic leg" bit, which made me cry with laughter

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx44xz932Xg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I think you'll find that...
... I've been Hitlerfying people long before Vic and Bob.
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# oh hai ninj .............oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
# He looks like a Chuckle Brother
In other news, my TV paper is using that picture of Tess and Brucie hugging to advertise the new series of Strictly. I couldn't figure out why it looked so weird, until I realised their faces and skins were the right way round. Whoever did that 'age swap' picture of them, you have a lot to answer for.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Shhh
You'll evoke it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I believe that was Hedgey.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# ... did somebody say Chuckle Brothers?
:D
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hedgehog from hell I think
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Needs more quicktime
Brucie's Generation Genocide Game
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] one of DaVinci's lesser known pieces

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Looks like he's holding a rugby ball
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# DaVinci's weakness i guess.....he couldn't to tits:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Eeek!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Adrian Chiles is cunt. Locked on Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:45, archived)
# he's gonna bite
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaw . . . the lil nipper . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:29, archived)
# FEEEED MEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:36, archived)
# SWALLOW!!
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# whoooooooooooooops
:D...AND A WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# 's-alright
I tend to top post on gayshift when nothing's been posted for 45 minutes or longer ...suddenly, BOOM! there's 2 more :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Hahaha
wow
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# YOU KILLED DANNY!!!!
/ac :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# KENDALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Gange Hill LOLS :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I LOVE YOO ROLAAN!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Bronson's got toupe'
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Needs more Zammo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Weren't interested then?
Or did you miss it www.b3ta.com/links/370462
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Oooo!
*looks*

EDIT: Erse! I ain't downloading that at work. I'll bm 4 lataz.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# arf!
*flings besausaged fork*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:32, archived)
# yay! pub o'clock!
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Analogue tv turnoff isn't too far away people!
Says the random fact of the day
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Still 3 years away for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Where do you find out?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ON
THE....

INTERNET!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Where on the internets?
I only have an address for b3ta and gmail :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:27, archived)
#
www.digitaluk.co.uk/when_do_i_switch
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:27, archived)
# It seems that thanks to the Eiffel Tower transmitter
in Crystal Palace, I have good old Analog till 2012!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# They come and take my TV next month.
Is this right?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:30, archived)
# more tubbies!
perhaps this is more appropriate here actually:

www.b3ta.com/board/9708975
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# that's all sorts of fear`
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:22, archived)
# 3 years shirley
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I'm sure I read somewhere last week
that it has already happened somewhere in Wales. But then again, them having any kind of TV signal is a bit pointless what with them not having any electricity yet. ROFFLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# i don't care
i'm suckling on the Virgin teat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# *flashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:17, archived)
# *fits*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *lubes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# *boobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# yes
i have 2
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:31, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# november :(
and our sky remote is broken :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# What's all this then?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Nevermind.
The Teletubbies were shite anyway. Bring back proper kids programmes like Daddy's Little Secret and Let's Hide In The Cellar.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Take what ever meaning you like....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I've been to East Kilbride
What's West Kilbride like?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# the bitter unnoticed cousin
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Poor old West Kilbride
Maybe if Scotland wasn't so shit people would go there
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# you haven't been to west kilbride,
north-ayrshire-hotels.co.uk/westkilbride_hotels.htm

charming place
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# That's what I said
I've been to the shopping centre in East Kilbride though, it was a haven of Burberry shellsuits
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# 5p for a photocopy?
Bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:26, archived)
# There's a station there I hear.
Is that me or is that Henry Winkler playing the bagpipes?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Ayyyyy......
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I don't think it's you
I've seen pictures of you, and you don't look anything like that in a skirt
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha because it's not even East Kilbride..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# That's what I thought :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# RIS?
West Kilbride isn't the ideal place to Honeymoon?

Is that news?

Or am I not getting it?

I'm probably not getting it, but then, I am a bit fick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Kill Bride
You silly man
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Oh Christ.
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Bad pun. Baaaaaaaad pun.


...but it was in my head and I needed to get rid.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I had to filename, but it gets a chortle from me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Ye Olde Spange
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# :D
...and I've just noticed I failed to get rid of ye olde lighting tower. Humm...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hey.. where'd it go? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:56, archived)
# ta-daaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
# *groan*
A thousand spangings are not enough for you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# :D
How you sir? What's with the elevation to the peerage?

I am currently trying to break work's internets by uploading 190 Mb of Orbital gig to my Dropsend account.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Something floppy donkey said on monday
www.b3ta.com/board/9704652
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Fair do's
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I thought so
and I do like the uniform :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# i said it then and i'll say it now
you may be a knight, but i'm a queen!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I don't want to be a queen tho'
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# too late, you great screaming woofter!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:15, archived)
# how about 1001?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# That might do it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Oh christ :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# oh dear god
*spang!*
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hahahaha...whaddya mean bad pun?
is excellent:D
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# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# If it's knavel knievel
why is it a knight not a knave?:P

A want answers dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Heheheheh

nicely executed though

/runs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Yes - I am particularly proud of the flawless cloning out of the original cars in the foreground, and the artful way in which i have delicately manipulated the saturation, lightness and contrast of the horse,
to make it look like three completely different animals, rather than the same one recycled three times.

God I'm good at this. I should do it professionally.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I predict a fine career for you in the horse cloning business

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# sweet dancing gradma!
*spang-eth*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Haha *headbutts*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# russel crowe does this joke better
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)

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