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[challenge entry] Does this count?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:42, archived)
# mr. hankey!
TJ: has anyone else seen the trailer for zombieland?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# it looks a little special
and not in a special school way
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# it has zombies in it
therefore i shall be watching it
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
# they run and therefore are not zombies
there infected or whatever they call them
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# the zombies in the DOTD remake run
it's still a cracking film
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:52, archived)
# It also has land in it
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
# this is very true
but land doesn't excite me anywhere near as much as zombies do
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:56, archived)
# But it's the one thing they're not making any more of!
That and Cadbury's Boosts.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:57, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
boosts are fucking gorgeous!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I haven't seen one in years.
They seem to have gone the way of the Cadbury's Fuse.


And yet they still make Old Jamaica bars. What kind of world do we live in?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)
# my sister ate a boost last night
but i do miss those fuses
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I like to imagine that,
after reading my previous post, you frantically telephoned your sister to check if boosts still exist.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:02, archived)
# no chance
i just remembered her cramming it into her greasy maw
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I don't mind admitting
I'm a little turned on right now.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:11, archived)
# you wouldn't be if you saw her
believe me
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:13, archived)
# It was more the boost

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Boosts are awesomeness in bar form!
Damn, I'll need to stockpile them...
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
I suppose I could also submit my version of PJ being blinded.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# wank that cock duncan
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
YA SICK MAN!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I'm BLIND Dun'an!
I'm BLIND!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)
# top facial *sniggers* expression
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm... too easy, back to the Wacom board... besides must bindun for real
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# hahahaha... *click*
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Hahahahha
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:36, archived)
# hehe
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 3:34, archived)
# thank god i got rid of that virgin alarm!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Haha, mel brooks twice
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] cheap, crap and probably been done - NSFW :)
Very NSFW


edit: apologies - forgot to linky
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# oh nice...
thankfully i'm at home
EDIT: what tribs said
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:32, archived)
# FUCK GANDALF
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Link it!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# see that cock? that's you, that is
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Good, but huge and NSFW.
Please link it, people will shout at you less.

Edit: Cheers :)
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# CUNT!
at least it gave me incentive to re install adblock
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake
Which part of "Please keep the covers Safe For Work" was unclear?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] pea

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Now with added Boris Johnson
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Heh
Does Goatse count as porn?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# : D
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
# i didn't know canal street had moved to london
how will manchester's gay community cope without it?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
# hopefully far away from manchester :P
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# i quite like canal street
had a scream last time i was there
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# hasn't it been altered
to "anal treet"?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The Hedgehog appears
Photobucket
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] DejaVuuuuu
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# fuck!
even i think that's too big!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Not worth its own thread
But almost 3 compo entries in 1

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ticket to hull?





(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# That text is really hard to read,
though maybe it's just my eyes.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Maybe
but my hat is fucking ace
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Don'y be so modest, it's great! :)
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
#
Does ace mind?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] This isn't shopped, can I still compo it?
can I still compo it?
:D
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Ah, my favourite shock site :)
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Hahahahhaha that film looks good however
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Now flashanimate it
With Loituma's "Ievan's Polka" as the soundtrack.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Hahah
Well played, also that film may be one of the funniest 3D film's i've ever seen.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] A very old game...
Image hosted by uppix.net


(sorry for the crap detouring, I only have MS-paint right now)
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Dungeon Master!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I really LOVED
that game :)
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
# A great old game.
What shall we adventurers have for tea - Rat drumstick or screamer slice?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 3:59, archived)
[challenge entry] The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss.



(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:10, archived)
# BALL-E
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Am I the only one
seeing a tragic accident happening here with things getting caught under other things?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Not now, you're not...
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
# scrotally funny
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# scrotally tropical taste?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:12, archived)
# that was my second choice
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha

Again I would ask for pictures containing real genitals to be linked.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# NSFW!
I work from home though, so I don't give a shit.

I find this image strangely arousing.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Also;
oh the veins. THE VEINS!!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
I especially love the part of WallE when he can't decide whether a spork is a spoon or a fork.

*click*
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:10, archived)
# hahhahaha I'm laughing so HARD
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

Yo damnnnnnn right....
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Eeek, no real unlinked penis please.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Look, it's Samuel L
Fuckin' Jackson
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I don't like this competition very much
Even though none of them is overtly NSFW they're all quite unpleasant.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# They're just
a bunch of knobs really...
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
# What do you mean, 'quite' unpleasant?
*Note to self, MUST TRY HARDER*
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)
# twiki called, he wants his hairdo back
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Haha
Now that you've said it, I can't see anything but that little droid anymore :D
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)
# bidibidibidi
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I hereby declare that sound
my new sex-noise!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:08, archived)
# i thought you were going with the old grunt and squeak
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Well, back in the day perhaps
when I was actually having sex...
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# ah, i remember those days
when sex was sex and men were scared...
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Good times
indeed! :D
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Das Frauen der Anderen
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Haha
creepy bloke :)
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Starting from below the bloke:
Would
Wouldn't
Wouldn't
Um... go on then, would.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:46, archived)
# He's listening to
"Sonata for a good wank"
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:46, archived)
# these "women" make me feel very slim
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Sticky
Photobucket
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] haha

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# hehehehe
*is click worthy*
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# arf!
needs more dodgy yellow dress and brunette wig
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Haha
*clickety*
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# This made me laugh. Nice one! :)
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahh, the Roger's Profanisaurus came in supremely handy
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Seeing as I'm already going to Hull...
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# hahahaha holy shit
I hope this wins
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:25, archived)
# That's fucking awesome
I bow to your irreverance
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] oooohwwww

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
You'd want to make sure you had the volume turned down.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I'M CUMMING!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Real-life Papa Smurf
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Ooooh, nasty!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# hahaha
very wrong
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# you love it
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Drink your milk!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Lots of homoerotic tension in this competition.
Or maybe that's just b3ta generally.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Good thing I made a fresh batch of Fudge...
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:09, archived)
# FUDGE!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:25, archived)
# FUDGE IT !
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I knew you'd show up if there was fudge!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:42, archived)
# That crazy Zeus!
Whatever happened to him?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I loved the
way nothing could hurt him. And the eyes! Wasn't he in the dark knight or did I dream that?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Yes he was,
and the epic Fifth Element.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:10, archived)
# and little Nicky
with the bulldog Mr Beefy!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# i would like to see hulk hogan's hole
turned inside out and attacked with a horseradish-smeared cheesegrater.
he REALLY annoys me.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:08, archived)
# This displeases me.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:12, archived)
# i can't help it
i just think he's an egotistical shitpipe
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:15, archived)
# The character or the actor?

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
# This challenge is ejaculating some good entries already
Have we had "Mary Pop-it-ins"?
Or Fat Boy Slim's "Gangster Tribbin'"?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] hahah nice!


(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# How far does the hole go?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:49, archived)
# all the way to the sack
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ahahaha!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I see how you did the exact opposite of what the image challenge asked
by taking a porn film and adding an element from a non-porn story, rather than taking a non-porn story and pornifying it.

I approve of that.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth it's own thread

EDIT: Bugger, forgot to compo it
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Ha ha, nice!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Muff diving Miss Daisy?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:50, archived)
# heheheh
i like the heel dice
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
# snake eyes!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)
# pff
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Well done, atomic productions.
That is an awesome source pic. I want a pair of those shoes.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Pimps only... :D
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Pimp My Gimp
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Fudge it!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)

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