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[challenge entry] Drop 'em blossom...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Although reminds me too much of one of my previous jobs
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Happy birthday!!
:)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Cheers :D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# hahahahahaha! that is conjuring some seriously unpleasant mental images...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# oh god! his hand's on backward!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Nasty Ninj
o_O - Is it available for the Wii yet?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# On lady Wii only
:)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I am colour blind and cannot use Photoshop *sobs*
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] ..

Click pic for bigger
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ha! :D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmmmm? NSFW
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] cos when your carpet feels fresh...the room does too you know ;)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I bought your product but I cannot seem to locate my vagina. Was I wrong to purchase this item in the first place?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)
# have you looked two inches behind your william?
the product is quite suitable for manginas too.....read the label :)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)
# A crevice!
How unexpected!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# pleased to have been of help sir
;)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# what a disturbing thing to see in the morning
'ning all
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)
# i assume you are a Mr Muscle man then
;)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahhahaha!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I always thought she was a bit filthy
I mean, doing the hoovering in stilettos
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Ye Gods!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Aaaargh
That's horrible. Well done.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:25, archived)
# nicely
:)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Ha :)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Vulcan Mind f**k - 5 second film
Okay since I decided to "fuck off" where do I post links?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# you want /links over ------> that way
edit: but it's very well done!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Haha that's quite good.
Everyone will shout at you though because you posted this as a video and not a compressed-to-fuck-and-back gif. Such is life.

EDIT: here you are www.b3ta.com/links/write.php

But I just want you to know that I've got no problem with your video being here. I like it.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Oh dear, you seem to have failed b3ta
Your options are:
> Fuck off
> Try again
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# >fuck gandalf
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# >Cast Lightning Lvl. 1000000. Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Haha yes
best cyber ever
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Hey pick on somebody your own level
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)
# >use life-stone of resurrection, or something.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# *puts on the wizard's hat and robe*
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Tedious.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# nice, but.....
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Cr3 should add an extra link next to "I like this!"
It should say "I'm a bellend!" if lots of people click it that person's cursor becomes a big CDC.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Now how the fuck would that work, huh? Huh? Buddy? Huh?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Well you can replace your cursor with CSS
so it wouldn't be too hard
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Nope. No no no no no. Nope. No, sirree, no. No no.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Ah I see it was taken out of browsers a long time ago :P
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I think I'd probably click every one.
Because I'm a bellend.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)
# ^ THIS
Although anyone who posts a lot around here would end up as a bellend.
EDIT: I misread 'cursor' as 'user icon'
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)
# HAPPY REAL LIFE INCREMENTAL AGEING DAY!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)
# SUITABLE EXPRESSION OF GRATITUDE
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Hey man happy bursting from your mother's vagina anniversary
I won't make any age jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# So do I :-(
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# You can have some more cheese if you like.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Thank you
That last lot cheered me up a treat.

Can I have some more crackers too?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Oh okay, but only because none of this stuff actually physically exists
*hands packet of crackers*
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Yes it does.
I went inside the sphere.

I now have that special power that makes stuff real when I think about it.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# ^_^
*holds up a spork*
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Not for you, bro, you don't get any until November the Beginning.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I think videos that you've made yourself will eventually be incorporated into /board
Images are sooooooo a few years ago. We'll have vloggers on here soon.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I know what you mean
I'd rather keep /board as it is though, and split links into 'made' and 'found'
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# But that how l/inks was formed
by taking the vidoes off /board and onto /links
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I've given up on videos
Youtube kept deleting my stuff.
Cunts
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Well I think I'm right in saying you're yet to make an animation without a purple penis in it, right?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)
# MOST of my animations have purple penises in.
My Wadercat music video didn't.
And my Sooty Show animation just had some mild racism and simulated puppet intercourse.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hahahaa
i love that :D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Ewwww
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Thank you :-)
I am going to get wasted tonight!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
# ...a cup that has been passed between two girls? :D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Yum!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# it's only chocolate icecream... it's only chocolate icecream... it's only chocolate icecream... it's only chocolate icecream...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)
# and vom
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
# hahahaha
classy :)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Grrrrrrrroaaarrrr!!!!

(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:30, archived)
# hahahahah! blimey! took me a few seconds to actually realise what that was :D
nings Moley
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Hallo Stevie!!!
How's you?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:32, archived)
# very well, thanks! It's friday - thank fuck, and tomorrow is beer festival day!
hows your good self this fine morn'?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Raawrrr!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Arrrgh!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:33, archived)
# not a clue what it is?
but it contains kitun so woo :)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Classic Read, reborn!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
Sick
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)
# hehe
Great author though!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Pffft!
Yes indeedy :D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)
# hahahahahha!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# hahahahaha... filth!

(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# HAHAHA
Bulworth for President!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I notice on Google that it is Alf Garnett's birthday...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)
# SKAAAHHHHHHHSSSSSSSS GIT
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Ghandi?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I was just walking down the beach
just the other day
and my toes were getting sandy
who should I see, swimming in the sea
if it wasn't me old mate
Ghandi
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Haha
I would have used the 2 "O's" better myself!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I know you would ;)
but I'm shit.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Nah, I meant if I were Google
2 good "O's" for Ghandi glasses sittin right there!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Today's history lesson, test later
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:04, archived)
# I love your art style
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:05, archived)
# This'd be a pretty good jigsaw
People'd buy it.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:11, archived)
# ^ this
Also - interesting compo subject. I'd imagine Adblock will prove useful over the coming days...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:15, archived)
# AdBlock - closing the stable door after the horse has exposed himself to you since 2006
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:20, archived)
# hahah
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Well yes there is that...
Exercise due caution when refreshing and hover over a different tab just in case.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)
# hahahha! yes!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Oooh yes, good plan!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:17, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:20, archived)
# utterly brilliant as always, sir!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Fab!
That decapitated head looks a little perplexed at his predicament.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)
# brilliant
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Very lovely, could use more horse willy.
You sould definitely visit this little suburb of Cardiff at some point:
www.seecanton.co.uk
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:02, archived)
# hahaha
*something about Richard Gere*
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:03, archived)
# "ARMAGEDDON"!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:22, archived)
# "...back my hamster"
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:26, archived)
# "In retrospect, my first mistake was lighting the match...."
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Also
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:03, archived)
# up his bum!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:03, archived)
# haha fuckinell
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one,Sir.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:06, archived)
# hahahah, bloody hell! O_o
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] We do the work, while you do the pelasure!


Fucking tumbleweeds round here this morning
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:01, archived)
# haha
Tumbleweeds since the challenge was announced - I think a lot of people are staying away
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahha! that's ace!
Brazil is such an awesome film!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:05, archived)
# ^this^
and good nings, sir!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:14, archived)
# ningles Joe
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Brilliant.
Woo.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I can't seem to stop. Help!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 8:27, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:00, archived)
# hehehehe!
ningles ya all! Thank fuck it's Friday! Has the compo exploded in a shower of NSFW yet, or has it all been quite restrained? I'm too scared to go through the compo page.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:03, archived)
# There have been a few - and someone who consistently posts them
I added them to my ignore list - which probably is why the board looks like Woolworths after the big sale
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:07, archived)
# ah, cool, well I hope it stays fairly SFW... I'm very surprised it's not been too bad so far...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Gimp them all.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 8:23, archived)
# arf!
made me chortle
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:00, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Definitely not a 'leg man'.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 8:17, archived)
# nicely done
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Hahahaha! This is great! :D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Alec Baldwin's Porn Masterclass...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 8:06, archived)
# What's my name?
FUCK YOU! THAT'S MY NAME!

Fucking love that film... and this made me chuckle
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 8:17, archived)
[challenge entry] It was either this or Personal Trainers
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 7:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Pantimated!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 6:44, archived)
# I'm as hard as hell and I'm not going to take this any more!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 6:51, archived)
# That film features the fastest female orgasms in movie history
It should also be required viewing for EVERYONE as it sadly predicted the way telly is now
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 8:20, archived)

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