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[challenge entry] First challenge entry
Hope it's not too risque.

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(cypherspace is not a toaster, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Nope this will be the usual standard of entry *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# This challenge has no scope at all. Brace for a week of garbage.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
# *braces*
ow!
my teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)
# HELLO, TEETH!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# *gnashes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
# You're a kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# umm...
meaow.
*scratches sofa*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I agree
if I thought it was going to be any good I wouldn't clog it up with my rubbish.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:03, archived)
# every image ever been posted.....NOW WITH BLACK BOX:(
*NEEDS HIJACKING FAST*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Yup.
I'm surprised that Smug Croissant Git hasn't been censored yet.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I just want to scream right now!...
...a whole week of this shit...A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] :P

Click for De-ris
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)
# NSFW!
That face
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)
# even more pish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I adblocked
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:03, archived)
# thats someone out theres little girl
i bet they love you!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:06, archived)
# ice cream is censored
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Go for it!
looking forward to the second!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# BAWLS
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST YOU'LL HAVE AN EYE OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# The last Upper?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# *worships*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Good lord
*clapclapclapclapclapclap*
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# And on the third day, he rose again.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)
# that completely changes the meanings of all their expressions.
*ka-like*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 2:12, archived)
# I don't think I
can ever look at this picture in the same way ever again
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Obligatory brown shot
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and Dirty
(gtfomh, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# oblongatory
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] she was only 30 years old!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The

slut
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# urgh!
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# haha
best one yet
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# haha this is a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Where's Prodigy69?
..to tell us this has won and ask for another challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# he's only replying to the ones he doesn't like
the ones he likes would spoil his 'new challenge' grump, so he pretends they don't exist. :D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
# If we have a few more on this standard
then it will be worth the crap-fest. Otherwise gems like this could be lost in the crap-fest.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)
# That's the problem, there.
The proportions of crap vs. gems will be all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)
# haha
this is actually one of the funny one. Let's hope there is more gems like this.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Haha!
Mauve!
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to, appy-lo-gees.
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Winner! Now can we have another challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# BLACKCOX!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Time for Nsfwatu, then?


(Ancient pea.)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# the last five posts have had an apology in them
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# sorry state of affairs
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Surely...
This one is ruder WITHOUT the black box?
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# GC
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(joe90, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# :/

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] *puffs pants* sorry i'm a bit slow with paint. And it took ages to think of this beaut.........
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I like this
see above
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] To me to you

Sorry
(defaultbob, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
# you can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# would have been better if you'd have edited your original post
oh well, bend over
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# *throws lube away*
won't be needing this!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# *Hands you some
sand and broken glass...*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# fix your own bloody egg timer!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Welcome
editing the first one is the way to do it.

Don't worry - it's a learning curve
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# lurning cearve
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Leaning coive
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# no no no no no

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# .......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] just trying to put a face on our moderators (apologies, if necessary)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
# *behaves*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] wouldn't.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9742407
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Winner! Now can we have another challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] did I win?......wanker!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Winner! okay Next Compo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Winner! Now can we have another challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] To me, to you

first post
(defaultbob, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# HOLY SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# BIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I think your first post will go down well.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I say let's resize it from orbit - it's the only way to be sure!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Is this gonna be a standup fight, or another bughunt?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# is this an ironic pose?
if so i like it
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# that loaded slower than a phalidomide sniper

you fucking tit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Haha
thats a keeper
*notes down in book*
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# By bluring the faces in the pic
you have made them look like a pair of nonces.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# haha...this must be a record
largest ever
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# BIGGAR!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)
# click for wha?
(I helped save b3ta! AddToBasket loves his shiny new MacBookPro, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone was bound to....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well get the obvious ones out of the way
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
# So I'm not the only one
That thought this logo looked like Lisa simpson giving head then?
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Please keep to teh designated Quo areas
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] First


but, sadly, not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Can I enter a link to the Onion's article "CIA realises it's been using black highlighters all these years"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:36, archived)
# You can enter whatever you want, honey
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Winner! Now can we have another challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Totally fine by me
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Winner! Now can we have another challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# it's gonna be a long............................................................long....................................................
............................................................long..............................................................long
........................long.......................................................long.....week.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# .
I dunno, amusing enough :)
(mrtcrazyfoo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Somebody who has been here for years and so can get away with it should declare a rogue competition.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# rogue compo: freestyle free for all
everything you post becomes a compo post
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Including replies?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Rogue Compo - Ninjas Badgers Mushroom Vikings and Kittens
b3ta goes Old Skool!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:42, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# REF!
hoof ball!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:35, archived)
# he keeps checking to see if it's still there
but it's always there
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:35, archived)
# You're growing on me!...
...(GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# arf....never too late to dive Ronaldo
go for it:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I didn't know what to censor...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# ^this^...i would watch!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
# haha!!
poor little makka pakka...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
# The boogie man's gonna get her !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Yiffin' hard
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Drill Instructor ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I like the bit about the drill . . . the mandrill !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: The Censorship Challenge


This week's challenge is a bit different: use black censorship bars / pixelization to make something look much ruder than it really is.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:24, archived)
# well that's a shit idea
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Hmmm... this will be interesting
or maybe not *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I also think that it will either be interesting or not interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I don't know I'm indifferent towards it ;)
lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh I think I can pea this:
MOD EDIT:I don't think that is appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Winner!
now can we have another challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:32, archived)
# ^ this please
just because rob suggested it doesn't make it f**kin good

ffs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I have to agree
this is going to be a lot of people posting images with black bars or pixelated areas on a photo it doesn't really require any real thought process or skills.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Equally,
you've been known to pooh-pooh challenges that turned out excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# oh yea because this one's a fucking classic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Forgive me, future man,
I can see only the present.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Well let's be fair this is wide open for massive thread rushes
with posts that have not really been thought about or even shopped to any quality. I suppose we will have to endure the crapfest - whilst the golden nuggets from the best of B3ta will be few and far between.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I agree
This █████ is probably the ████████████████████ in the ███████.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# hehe
Expletive Deleted, always thought that would be a great band name.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# oh no you dont
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:35, archived)
# dammit, what was it?
now I'm really fucking curious.
somebody message me and tell me!
fnord, do you still read every post, even the ones in the past?
help me out here!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)
# &*%$#@!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:32, archived)

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