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[challenge entry] Newtons Law
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(Lord Chode, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Have you?
Lobachevsky's law: "Let no one else's work evade your eyes",
might be better attributed to Newton.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 2:29, archived)
# "I am never forget the day
my first book is published.
Every chapter I stole from somewhere else!"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 3:35, archived)
[challenge entry] well, the french accents were fake

cfb 47Kb
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:42, archived)
# hmm. tough crowd...
have some silly instead :)

get to da halicopter!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 2:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 2:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus, The Exaggerating Beardy Bugger


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(I helped save b3ta! MoeLester Don't judge a book by its movie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Not far off
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12152740/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:40, archived)
# I like stories like this
that say "well, in all likelihood Jesus was walking on ice" rather than "in all likelihood these stories are made up."

Many of these kinds of scenarios were communicated to me in Catholic school for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 2:06, archived)
# well
i like to think that some myths might have a reasonable explanation that centuries of zealotry, or maybe simple oral story-telling, expanded beyond their original meaning and into some over-arching system of solid belief.

and, furthermore, i think that the lack of a basis in "reality" doesn't prevent a mythical system of belief from being intriguing in terms of scholarly or, for that matter, every-day interest.

in fact, i like to think that a variegated array of ridiculous beliefs can be seen as unifying, instead of separating and antagonizing.

although believing in all that shit is mad stupid.
(schnurricane forgot his password, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 5:49, archived)
[challenge entry] two birds with one stone


(filename for the bored)

this probably means i should go and sleep
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Uffff
:)
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:15, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhhah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:17, archived)
# haha
This clearly took more than 3 minutes.
Isn't that cheating?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Hahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:53, archived)
# "Movies Made Into Porn" challenge entry - Star Trek: The Motion Lotion Picture
How did no one think of this first?
(trekadam30, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:59, archived)
# ladies and gentlemen, elvis is in the building


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can anyone tell me which hitch hikers book contains the bit where elvis gives away the space ship
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Ace stuff
And it's in Mostly Harmless.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:03, archived)
# ah
thanks, i forgot which one it was.
ive been planning this one since i first read it
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)
# yay !
thanks for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Utterly awsome
On a multitude of levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:03, archived)
# ah it's you
I thought you'd appreciate this
www.b3ta.com/board/9781098
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Ahh, yes, I saw it a few mins ago because b3ta now tells me when you post
Most woo. I'm going to mess about with it later.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:38, archived)
# ahh
I'll probably make a few small mods before it becomes official (shouldn't have stamped it really but it looked so good), such as the "-e" and "-" vowel markings swap functions on the last consonant of a multi-consonant sign. Also the "v" needs explaining a bit more (its lower vowel marking actually goes horizontally on its left).

Then I'll invent the actual language, and then it can go here.

btw it's derived from Old Persian Cuneiform, I'll write a piece explaining how that happened as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:45, archived)
# also
"nh" actually refers to a "ng" sound. There is a reason for this.
"lh" is a lateral fricative. "q" is unvoiced velar fricative.
I forgot to do "rh", which is an uvular fricative.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Thank yu' very much
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minor_characters_from_The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy#Elvis_Presley
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:03, archived)
# excellent
the paint really brought Elvis to life.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)
# this is very powerful
and now I want a cheeseburger.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Do you want fries with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:14, archived)
# fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Do you like them curly or straight?
Salty, or with mayo?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:24, archived)
# straight
with vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:24, archived)
# And the fries?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:39, archived)
# shaken, not stirred.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Yay
He's got a bit of jaundice going on there though, probably his liver is all clogged up with cheeseburgers.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:18, archived)
# he looks a lot healthier in the flesh
my camera dosent like flourecent light
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Need some rhinestones.
And some red white and blue piping on his jacket.
Looking good as is, just a suggestion.
edit:
There is on the paints now that I look more at the hi-rez.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:18, archived)
# couldnt figure how to do rinestones convincingly
so i painted them on you cant se em so well on the photo, i might try little bits of glitter
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Nail glitter.
I'd bet you could find little stars of various sizes.
edit:
www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00LvVaFRlIYWoHM/Rhiestones-for-Nail-Art.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:35, archived)
# YES!
well cool.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:47, archived)
[challenge entry] It would be a different world

if only he had a loudspeaker.
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)
# He faked it with beans?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)
# bake beans doesnt rhyme with dream
... edit: what did he fake?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)
# I had a bean?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I have a dream about baked beans?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry] t'was made of cardboard i say
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Ooooh! Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew something wasn't right with that Moon Rover....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Moon Rover wider than a mile
Lets you cross the moon in style
Today!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The faked moon landing had several versions
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Sorry, I don't get this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I do.
Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)
# It's a guy with his trousers down
I get it and I don't know who Brian Rix is or what a 'Moon' is.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Brian Rix :
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Rix,_Baron_Rix

An awful lot of his farces involved people's trousers falling down, usually at the most inopportune and socially embarrassing of moments.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The Commissar
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Good source choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:05, archived)
# apparently he was also known as "The Iron Hedgehog"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolai_Yezhov
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)
# "Poisoned dwarf"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:29, archived)
# the hedgehog thing is supposed to be a pun in Russian but I don't speak Russian.
 
ALSO FENCE IN YARD NOT FINISHED AND CORRUGATED IRON LYING ALL OVER GRASS AND NO SIGN OF FUCKING RUSSIANS FOR WEEKS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:31, archived)
# god. damn. russians.
 
www.b3ta.com/board/9693557
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 2:31, archived)
# actually I lied, we don't really have much in the way of grass
 
corrugated iron is therefore doing BANG UP JOB killing weeds
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 3:57, archived)
# months ago russians talk big plan for landscaping yard
 
I HAVE MY FUCKING DOUBTS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 3:57, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ratthingbazzterd, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:40, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaahhhhahhhhahhhhah
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I like this
Plus, chance for a cheeky pearoast

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Click for Bigger
where bigger=not bigger
(Biscuit Boy - aka - mcvpjd3, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# forgot to fix that
cheers
(ratthingbazzterd, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry Dave
(davidcompression, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeh, it'll look fine on B&W TV mate...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# how very silly
apparently the real thing burnt up in less than a minute. the power of Hydrogen...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Bloody pylons!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)
# :D :D :D :D :D
your signature . wooot woot thanks wil
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Well I fell out with me old one, and you made a new one,
seemed the thing to do mate! Thanks again. :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Yessss
(ourharbours \.\..|_/\-\__\|, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Puff
the magic dragon?

Like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)
# JRR Tokin'?
www.b3ta.com/board/9773136
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I think Bilbo is more into meth
 
but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Your dragons will give you away.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] There were no towers
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# bored of this compo already
www.b3ta.com/board/9781304
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Oh stop your fucking whinging.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)
# sorry :)
bored of whingeing, too, now.
But I'll be keeping the link for tomorrow for when people start to moan for real.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
#
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/whinging
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# oh
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:46, archived)
# That's not cool, dude.
Just make something else. Or if you can't stand seeing entries to this challenge then don't spend your time on b3ta.

We can live through this.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# The one that makes me laugh most is the people who
make a picture, and then in the post of said picture say "this is a fucking shit compo".

Then why enter it you fucking mongtard?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)
# oh ffs
Every week, by about day 2, people moan about the compo and how crap it is.
I was making a sarcastic joke. I complained within about 2 minutes of the compo going up, when there were hardly any entries to actually complain about.
I was attempting to poke fun at all the whinging (yes, sorry) that inevitably happens.
crivens! :(
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Sorry, it just gets a lot of peoples
backs up that people do that, and you seemed rather persistent with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Have these
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
A fine response :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Yes, I know, this is the oldest bindun in the world...
...but I couldn't find any good examples, so I knocked a quick one off in 2 minutes flat, then made this:



As you were...
Sorry Mr. Hargreaves
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)
# /ac

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)
#
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)
# hahaha
so very wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Hiroshima Studios Presents...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Ha ha mushroom!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# eeeeeeeeee.
 
black humour woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] damn papparazi foiled us


original
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Fucking PG Tips Monkeys killed the people's princess :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Yeah, that'll give you all sorts of nasty diseases
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)
# What are you doing here so late?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I'm trying to work out why my internet connection is so shit
O2. bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Mine has been utter shite recently.
Fucking shitty Tiscali!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# I'm starting to think it's the router
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)
# still love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

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