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# what a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Yes.
Absolutely yes.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# hahaha!
i hate peter kay anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Aye, he certainly is and eveyone else on that programme
Hane a picture of one of my cats wearing 3D specs
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Aww lookit the
matching kitty-and-specs. *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Yes
But there's a lot of that about.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Not revealing any likes/dislikes towards this particular comedian or you
But does b3ta (at least collectively) hate every comedian ever?
Except for maybe Monty Python.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I hate Monty Python, piece of shit.
Okay not really but I know what you mean.

Having said that, this guy(whatever his nondescript name is), McIntyre and Peter Kaye are all a bit shit as deserve the abuse. Even though I do love some of the sitcom stuff Kaye has done
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# I'd probably lynched for saying the comedians I like.
Because I like pretty much anyone. If they make me laugh, they're funny, and I'm a lot more likely to laugh at comedians than the likes of programmes rolling around tv these days.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Sorry


had to get it out my head but gave up trying half way through, damn graphics tablet isn't quite the magic wonder I thought it would be, keep reverting to mouse :s
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# well, i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Aww shucks
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# hohoho!
cheeky.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Young, good looking, the highest paid bloke in sport
it was bound to happen, he's only human :)

Edit: Look how shite the Portuguese entry for him is: pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_woods
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Where there's money, there's honey
I just think he's paying a bit too much considering the qulity of the honey - I've seen hotter in the 'dam for 40 euros for 20 minutes, and no tabloid stories after :s
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# somehow i feel sorry for him
still as i always say, i can resist anything except temptation
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I have a very strict rule on feeling sorry for multi millionaires
they give me their millions and I'll feel sorry for them for 30 hours a week for the rest of my life, I promise
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# It's weird
I to feel a momentary sense of anguish when exceedingly rich people who like idiots got married in the first place get mugged by their ex-partners

Before I remind myself of quite how rich some are, to a level where wealth becomes simply meaningless, and loosing half an utter fortune still leaves you with an utter fortune beyond the dreams of almost any of us

Sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# deep, man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I once visited an orphnanage in Romania
1 in 6 children under 11 were HIV+ through un screened blood transfusions under Ceausescu's regime, a couple were suffering from dwarfism with hydrocephalus unable to swat the flies from their face and bereft of any kind of stimulus. The lucky ones were healthy with no parents, living in poverty but surviving.

Tiger can do what the fuck he likes, but I won't be feeling sorry for him
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# there was a reply
and it went into thin air

your point is well made sir, and my misses works in mental health spends time there so know a bit about it
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Okay okay, so here's what I don't get
Why do celebs and the incredibly rich ask US for money?

I honestly believe that if all of the rich just gave away 10% of their money, we'd all have food for a decade.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# This
in spades. It's silly, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha SPARSE.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# YOU WHAT? CUSTOM HAND DRAWN T SHIRTS COMING SOON?

OH MY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# nicely!
prod him good!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Why is the bunny prodding the turtle?
He'll give bunnies a bad name.

Gorgeous tshirt though!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# He called him a prick.
Vengeance is sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Ah, I see now.
I see now.He definitely deserves a prod-with-a-stick then. Nobody calls bunnies bad names without deserving a prod-with-a-stick.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# poop head!
*runs off giggling*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# *chases, wielding prodding stick*
wielding prodding stick*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# ha! you'll never catch me!
*trips over turtle*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Gotcha now! Tee hee!
*wuffles madly*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Not to worries :)
Wuffling is like a big friendly hug with more fluff that's all. Because I dropped the stick
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# HAHA
Your face makes me laugh!
HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# It's like Ring, that's what happens when I have my photo taken.
I'll probably die soon.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# HAHA!



you doof
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# splendid
i must say
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Smashing!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# But...
how do you smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# With my ass.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# at least he seems friendly...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# :O!
I wear shirts!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# will the top hat drawing you did aaaaggggeeessss ago
be available on a t shirt, because shotgun one if it is.
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# You mean THIS majestic beast?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# ooohhhh yesss
i do, i love that piccy, it was my phone background for about 3 months
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# :D
There's a good chance I can do that one. If not a screen printed batch, there's always the possibility of a hand drawn one if I get a few more grey pens on the go
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# wass about this one?
www.mrpineapple.co.uk/files/dslite.png

and this one too???

www.mrpineapple.co.uk/files/ghostmusic.png

I will buy those!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# The ghost music one is definitely going to be screen printed once the design is modified
I need to shift about the colours on some of them before the designs work properly, and I'll probably do about 3 designs in the first run.

I doubt I'll do the DS one in a multiple batch, but I could probably manage a hand drawn DS shirt at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Righteous!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# and the iron man one
i'll have that too, now i just need happytoast to start maling t shirts and my future wardrobe is complete :DD
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I was just talking through with someone about which shirts to do in bulk
I'll probably do the ghost music and iron man ones in the first batch, get about 5 of both of them on 3 different colour shirts and/or hoodies if I can find a good printer. I'm majorly strapped for cash at the moment, so I might be doing custom ones for a while to get some money going before getting the others in print, but hopefully it won't be long.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# how much are they going to be?
is the million dollar question (hopefully not actually)
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# It depends entirely on the printing cost, but hopefully I'd do shirts at about £15 and hoodies at about £25
Obviously it's totally subject to change, but that's roughly what I'd HOPE to do it at.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# sweet
that's about what i was willing to pay anyway, i looked into making t shirts once (who on the internet hasn't) and it seemed to cost about 6 quid a t shirt for up to 5 colours for orders of 50 odd on most sites
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I've just been looking into home screen printing.
It will take longer to set up, but it will mean I can shift any type and colour of garment and have fun getting messy :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Very dapper too.
There's been a lot of sophistication around this week don't you know. And I love the bunny-in-flight one too :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# More of this type of thing please thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Are you doing these on anything other than white?
I hate white t-shirts :(
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Depends on the way it gets done, but I really want to do other colours.
Worst case scenario is hand drawing on other shirts, or even home printing.

But yes, definitely yes.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# aww, damn
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Well . . . he is on the wayne for goodness sake . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# *groan*

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# he probably waxes too
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Oh dear Lord.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# haha, I like!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# harumph...

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# deal with it ;)
you were Caucasian at one time, weren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Wayne Newton is my favourite band
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Why do I call that into question? hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, better than standin' by a plastic kettle, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# haha!
they sent me a begging letter yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# "Dear Ms. Monkey,
Please, please stop molesting our workers while they're trying to work."?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# i have no idea how that tambourine got up there!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I get a hundred of them this time of year
made the mistake of sending to one charity by mail a few years ago - they all sell your address just like a commercial company!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# so does my mum
they've started sending them to the whole bloody family! still, got loads of free christmas cards ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# My son plays the Tuba!
good instrument!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I did this a while back-


been playing mine since the 60s!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Pa rum pa pum PARP!!!!
:D Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# We have a contest (on another list)
to see if anybody can survive the season without hearing any version of "Little Drummer Boy" (in stores, on the street, on the radio, film or TV, even in private homes) between Halloween and Xmas. Most years nobody wins - I am always out by the 20th...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# then don't listen to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zMhSjDqvRs
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Right you are . . . much more useful !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# now THIS is the Jesus I know :D :D
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Fuk Yeh!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Holy Jesus on a quad!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# holy roller!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Absolutely splendid there!
Have one of these:

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Thank you, WB
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Yer welcome, N :)
N :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Flock yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Fore!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# he's going for a birdie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I think he found a hole in one . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# >FUCK TIGER
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# They did.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# she said putter it there
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Why is there a sudden increase in Tiger shops here these days?

Has he done something naughty?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# He's loaded and owns lots of cars
Now he has a hole in one
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# pffft

did someone shoot him or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# no
him and his wife went clubbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I hope there are some skulls left intact for me to fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# several
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# srsly?
then go here
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Aha

cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Clearly "Mr Adams"
knows exactly what every drug known to man smells like from a few feet away.

"No, officer, I can guarantee he wasn't on crystal meth. That leaves the smell of aubergines."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Ah, that's lifestyles of the rich and famous for you.
that's lifestyles of the rich and famous for you.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# he scored a birdie
then dropped a googley and was over the moon


/knows nothing
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Deserves a repost.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Awaits flaming for reposting.
But you are a seasoned 7 year B3tard so it won't happen :D

Good Jebus!
(AMadDayYes, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# my work-tired brain read that as
'Deserves a rapist'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# >FUCK JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I'd like to order a sheet of stickers with that on it


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# RUN!.................................or fight...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I remember this!
It fits! Yay!

*clicks for the second time*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# That's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# And I quote:
"Digiridude has been a member for 7 years, 3 months and 6 days"
"weaver has been a member for 2 years, 9 months and 14 days"
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Now now
let's not go throwing our ages around...

Scoopzilla has been a member for 7 years 7 months 0 days
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I wish I had been brave enough to become a member when I first discovered b3ta.
But I was scared very scared.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# have you been secretly
following our exploits through the millenia then?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Yes. Yes I have.
I've been a newsletter subscriber for absolutely ever, but can admit that I am sad enough to only have discovered the boards other than /talk fairly recently. And /talk is scary place. Verrry scary place.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# It didn't used to be
It was made only for those people who preferred to talk rather than image, like Sir Sand Goblin, more of a poster than an imager.

AS time wore on they became bitter and very weird. I feel as though they are Morlochs and we are the Eloi... tasty tasty Eloi...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Weird, I can deal with.
I can deal with.Bitterness is trickier. /talk is probably impossible! But I love it here and do wander into /links occasionally too so it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# YOUR MUM something something
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I found Jesus...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# is that a flash of holy scrote i see?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# The Father, the Son and the Holy Scrote.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha!
wash it with holy water!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# You mean,"Is that the great Techo Viking?"...
...Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# so
is the great techo viking a scrote?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# The scrotiest.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# i approve of his scrotoriety
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Duly scroted.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# She looks all messed up . . . like . . . you know . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# You want dibs, right?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Left !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Viking man has really nice tits.
Did I say that out loud?
(AMadDayYes, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# No, you typed it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Is that Manley?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# It's Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Hello Manley

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# It Jesus...son of God...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# As an agnostic, I find that offensive

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# You must live in a world of pain around here then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# A world of pain

yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# cool shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Street dancer elite...
...you can buy them on Rodeo Drive.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# just finished this
for a student magazine collaborating with walrus man, what ya think? sorry for not cropping
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I didn't have a chance
to thank you for mine!

Thank you!!! :D

edit: Oh this is also really good. Mad Hatter, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Have you done your own name yet?
I think you should. And it should be surrounded by fireworks and spangly glitter and stuff
:D
(AMadDayYes, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# the "tt" in hatter
and the arrow between would look good in magenta.

Otherwise, it's great. :)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# You have got it going on alright !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# You can't tag a tag!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# what if you tagged a tag
then tagged that with a tag inside a tag?

we're miserable shit cunts.. never forget...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Wanna buy some cheap tickets?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# aparently he has you hanging about ouside for ages...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# ...catering's pretty bloody awful too.
'nings
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Well, we've got loaves,
and we've got fishes, so fish and loaf or loaf and fish really.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Loaf and fish is nice but,...
...can I have some without the fish...



...and without loaf?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# You can have loaf without fish
or fish without loaf.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Hmmmm,,,
...I'll have the fish without loaf please. Any chance of a glass of wine to go with?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Only got water, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Have a word with the guv'nor
see if he can sort something out
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# i like the fact that it's in a mosque
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# 'nings Smash :)
the dates are important too
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# nope, not getting it
i tend not to watch the news and anything religious is generally ignored
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# *whispers*
ramadan
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# ah, right
i'm with you now, ted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
# And why not?
Jesus is considered a prophet by Muslims.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# some people consider him an alien
doesn't mean he was one, or that he even existed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Hey
Don't talk about my great-great-great-etc. grandfather like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I've heard a rumour...
...that he was pretty well hung.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# there's no spark of the divine about you, tribs
a touch of the satanic, possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I'll take that as a compliment
Wanna help polish my horns?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# sorry
i'm washing my tail tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Jesus would NEVER do this
*HUFFS*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Huffing is the other Deadly Sin
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Now, now... *pats on head*
...there's a rumour that Muhammad and the Pope are doing a song and dance tour of the US in 2011. I'll probably be able to get you some cheap tickets.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I think a modern-day Jesus would do this...and more.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# but only if you call right now?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# *ahahhah*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# :D
+bonus points for not using "fucksocks"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# pfff!
can't wait to read his rough guide
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Wonderful!
many clicks
(Stringy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D this is fantastic, gets a click from me
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# That last one's Gateshead innit?
Just off the A1
(I helped save b3ta! alialo, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# wieyeman


Click for bigger (377 kb)
(willyr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
# i dislike the original
as it's merely another chance for gormley to say "look at my body, this is what it looks like"
narcissistic cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Should be wae'aye man!
We always had this massive discussion at work that people from out of the region associate the angel (or flasher as it's fondly called) with Newcastle when it's actually in Gateshead - over the river. Then again, they do that a lot (The Sage, etc)
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# First post in years wooot
only had ten minutes, gotta go to a dinner party and be bloody normal and civilised 8(



God rest Fred Dibnahs soul, he was a fan of industry, not scientific insanity and possible cataclysmic desctruction but I'm sure he would have loved the Large Hadron Collider.
Christ this post is poo, would remove it if I didn't enjoy looking at his face so much.
(I helped save b3ta! SaltyDog really..?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Dibnah is a legend
I'd love to see what he'd have done with the LHC. Make it steam-powered, perhaps.
And skip the "normal and civilised". Get drunk and embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# There are some unpleasant rumours about Dibnah around these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# did he get 'steaming' drunk
and 'plough' a few maidens. perhaps 'drilled' a young boy or two
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# He said "unpleasant"
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# first post ever by the looks of it : )
fred wold have wet his knickers at the LHC construction tho
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Haha
I loved this :D

He was awesome though.
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# if i was sober, i'd probably feel guilty for this
but i'd probably still have made it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# sober up quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# FOOT JUICE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Bing Crosby is better!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Arf :D
You nutter.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# BING!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# blahblahblah........fuck those dumb ass sweaters...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# is he dead ???
when did this happen ???
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# A dog pushed him into the Thames
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# what?
dead? no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# MICE!
Increase mice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Hello I think this is good.
Hello I think this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I can't read what's written there :(
but I like this anyway, it has a nice style to it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
# That the NINE Cinnamon rats
inside my Ahind.
Black and fit - pastry
Trogh my tongue % eyes,
Lesshly on my feeth said
lips of hits spend thifhs.


(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Ta
Everything is clear -- it's as if the scales have fallen off my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# ^This.
"there are NINE MILLION RATS
inside my mind.
black and fat - somethingly
through my tongue and eyes
feasting on my teeth and
lips and something something thighs!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)
# My eyes hurt now.
The shitness of your handwriting is equalled only by the awesomeness of your drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
# awesome
that is
(wreckedangle i've come about the reaping.., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# biker mice from mars!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
# That is very Gerald Scarff
superbs
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# ALNWICK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)
# i like this
yup
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# bloody footprints everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)

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