he looks.. drunk..
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:54,
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIImanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stableHeidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel....
(,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:57,
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Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel....
that song is the main reason I have a philosophy degree Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:58,
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There really is nothing more you need to know on the subject.Maybe the Wittgenstein/Popper ruck.
(,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:03,
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hahaaaaaaaa!and a perfect opportunity to whore this again
(
Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:17,
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haha just got that :D
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:25,
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Crab ladder to the stars!
Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:46,
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well that damn near turned me straight Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:47,
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yeah but that is clearly regrowtheven au natural, that's nothing to some of the swarthier types down the bath house
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:50,
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psssssti think your flies might be undone
(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:50,
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Should be iGay Compo TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour...,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:53,
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"I'm gonna eat you little fishy"
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:03,
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TOO SLOW, CHICKEN MARENGO Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:19,
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BY THE POWER OF GREY SKULL
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:44,
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phewi see his brain was put somewhere safe beforehand, that's a relief!
(
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:10,
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Fuckin' chevron!edit: Can I have a picture?
(
The Coast Of Yemen,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:38,
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no time for a chevron! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:43,
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There's always time for Chevron>Chevron>Chevron maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:45,
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I like this game!!!
@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:53,
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we have a wayward chevronrequest assitance, I repeat, request assistance
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:55,
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*assists* Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:08,
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Who the fuck asked you? @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:41,
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Yes, Mr 27, M, Canterbury. Pices. Endowed: Small.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:47,
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Is 'any invitations' your chat up line? @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:52,
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hahhhahhhahneeds more cat/chipmunk/panda/ocelot
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:40,
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Perhaps, but it's always time for being smug.
ALSO
fluffy
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:49,
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let's see now.. ocelots..www.b3ta.com/board/9881362
oh dear
(oh dear
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:51,
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Situation resolved deploy new chervon maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:08,
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Do you know who you are talking to?Or are you a regular pissing people off?
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:36,
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fuck mea bald blind midget
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:41,
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Gah! they all look the same he's a clone! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:41,
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If you click one of the contact things at the side you can see his profile.Bear in mind here that in all other google results he's a 16 year old warhammer geek.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:44,
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cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex and sitting in his bedroom playing online games cos he has no friends irl.
( spesh.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:47,
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haha so he has no hair and no eyes maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:50,
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*would* @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:54,
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he's a 16 year old warhammer geekCor! Hottie *Rolls 2x20D*
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:47,
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I thought he was the latest youtube sensation straight outta tha northeastfifteen subscribers, it is TAKING OFF FULLY VIRAL AND SHIT
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:49,
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I cant see anything :-(I must need an iPad.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:42,
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You was a bus driver?/random auto complete
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:44,
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ha!Good shout! That idiot Toast couldn't come up with real comedy gold. www.b3ta.com/board/9888490
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:40,
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Just trying to support you bruvus bald blind midgets have to stick together
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:44,
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OH SNAP Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:44,
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Not supposed to,connorjames666, it was.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:48,
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easilyI could have simply not posted
or called you a bad name
or repeated anything Catherine Tate had ever said
(or called you a bad name
or repeated anything Catherine Tate had ever said
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:41,
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Chandler wants his catchphrase back
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:45,
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yes, he couldhaha
he could draw stick men
but we'd all find it funny
because it would be funny
oh
I've no idea what's going in
SO I AM GOING TO POST IN THE MIDDLE OF IT LIKE A STUPID TWAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Also, I don't know who I'm talking to, or indeed what I'm typing about because it was a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.
(he could draw stick men
but we'd all find it funny
because it would be funny
oh
I've no idea what's going in
SO I AM GOING TO POST IN THE MIDDLE OF IT LIKE A STUPID TWAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Also, I don't know who I'm talking to, or indeed what I'm typing about because it was a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:56,
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Spiderpig Spiderpig :D maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:32,
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Homersexuals?
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:47,
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that's a thing of beauty and no mistakes HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:48,
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OH, HOMER!saw that one on the repeats the other night : )
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:52,
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that'sbeautiful
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:52,
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I don't get it?
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:31,
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Pad the Impaler?hehe
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:36,
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Jesus relax over Toastie's comment.It's just an odd occurance to see a Learner be the first to comment on another Leaner's post, that's all, pull up a shirt and shop a kitten.
(,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:49,
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That sausage! He's a loose cannonbut a damn fine cop.
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:27,
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Woo!but the combination of Egg and Bacon beats Egg and Sausage any day :P
(,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:28,
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egg n bacon is equally as awesome :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:31,
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calling all carbs calling all carbswe've a bacon incident on fried bread, heavy on the sauce
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:28,
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but what of toats?
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:31,
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mildly jealous to be honestI'm at work, my morning hit's just about worn off
curry time soon
STILL, LONG WEEKEND AHEAD, FUCK YEAH
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:40,
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toats is the love interest of eggat least that's how it should be...
(,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:32,
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BEWARE THE SAUCE(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:39,
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:O murder and jealousy!who knew such an innocent picture could be the memory of a horrific event (other than those who witnessed it)
(,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:43,
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Toats shot a kid back in the dayand the chief had his gun for it
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:38,
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They go well with The California Highway Patrol (CHiPs):D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:31,
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"word on the street is........there's a bank job going down"
"what's your source?"
"ketchup"
("what's your source?"
"ketchup"
spesh.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:40,
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GET IN THE CAR
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:54,
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I would happily beat Tom Cruise to death with one of these new tablet things Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:57,
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She wants to lick the insides of your knees
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:11,
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love the way you've put your sig on this:-)
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:13,
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"get on down to the Mediocre Hotel -quick........there's sumfink happenink"*a must see*
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:13,
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I hope that shop is an Inventor's Shopfull of contraptions
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:13,
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Holy shit!What a coincidence
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:17,
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I feel like I should have added some teeth now mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:20,
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goat lady is oblivious to the delightful flora HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:15,
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i was just trying to work out where that was - it looks lovelyi saw the swedish flags, but it didn't fit with my head's idea of what sweden is like
wondered if it was somewhere else in europe where, perhaps, sweden had been playing a football match
(wondered if it was somewhere else in europe where, perhaps, sweden had been playing a football match
plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:28,
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Featuring the new . . . Power Slinky !Hope it's TradeMarked . . .
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:25,
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compltelet off my tits productions presents..................
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:50,
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hahanice animation - so use to you doing 3D nice to see some good ol' 2D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:53,
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I've drunk a lot of acoholit makes drawing animaotions ieasier
the joke howebert ios a little lost oin translation I fear
(the joke howebert ios a little lost oin translation I fear
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:55,
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not at allthe joke is spot on and understandable
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:57,
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hahahahaha, my typisng is ace quick ask me complpicatred questions
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:58,
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Explain a quantum singularity in the style of Data from Star Trek NG:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:03,
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I donl't kniow what qunctum singualatirt is when I'm soberI've no chance when i;, drunk
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:04,
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Neither does Datathey make that shit up! Yeah I know I'm all like: "WTF did he just say an Inverse Tachyon Emitter Array or what?"
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:06,
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No it's perfectly real only the SCIENCE isn't:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:11,
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I;m glad you get itI was stood in morrisons waiting to be served and saw their fishmonger counter/sign, and all I could think of was your mong/medal pictre :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:57,
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gah, I missed off the second guys cock and balls HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:06,
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"that's cruel that is"*cries*.....at least you threw it back though:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:06,
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it's better than catching them, leavimng them to suffocate and laying them out on ice klike they do in the shpo HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:08,
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Yes, but if you make bats come down the chimney I'll get pissy.
Ttssattsr,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:53,
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all bats or just cricket ones?
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:55,
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oooohWhat did you use to make the anaglyph?
( izb posting occasional messages since 2001,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:49,
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Rendered twice in Bryce from two campoints from the beam to the stands.Text bubbles, backdrop and foreground Hitler stage were added manually in pshop.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:04,
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Well that's my eyesight FUCKED !Cheers !
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:23,
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"Up above the streets and houses...":)
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:23,
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Delete the bottom one and put it to the side of the first!!!!:D
(,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:24,
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We have allllll, the tiiime in the world
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:35,
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I made something similar, many, many years ago many many years ago
(
Pootle,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:09,
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mainly through judicious use of width tags as the image had to be tiny to fit within the size rulesthe full size gif was about the size of an old floppy disk
( Pootle,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:23,
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sothe ipad turns black people into minstrels?
(
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:14,
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what would what now? Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:44,
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Image challenge suggestion.....
I am posting this up on the challenge suggestions list but was quite pleased with the result so felt smug (!) enough to put it up here too :-)
Anyway - the challenge is Photoshop the Wacky Races. These wonderful chaps and chapesses (well Penelope anyway) are long overdue a B3TA tribute. Shop it.
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:55,
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I support this.Give us a link so we can vote for it
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:00,
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It's on the "suggest a challenge" on the Image Challenges page:-)
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:10,
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fuck Hanna-BarberaFUCK EM BOTH
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:08,
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aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahhhhahhahhhhhh OH SHIT Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:55,
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genius! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:05,
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Hahaha my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:07,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The iPad"){kind=small}
Attack on the 50 foot Ipad building playing last of the summer wines
I think that covers the comp, alt comp and the alt alt comp
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:52,
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needs more sausages Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:55,
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don't let one in your house
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:00,
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Lovely workWhere did you get the source for it?
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 21:41,
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Here:www.wagnergalleries.com/d/405-7/Broken_Building.jpg you can see how the idea occurred to me...
( ..wil,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:07,
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Apple Tablets are not available on the NHS
Quick, rough, dirty, sorry.
only the rich can overdose at that pricei have exceeded my 2-hour limit and have been punished with a headache, so i'm off.
g'night all!
(g'night all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:47,
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special price just for you
Take 1 before bed. Night night, don't let the Apple bugs bite ;-)
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