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[challenge entry] :)


(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:27, archived)
# this is smashing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:33, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:40, archived)
# Bitch,
get outta my nightmares and into my dreams.
(knightowlthesecond Fuck you marxist scum, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Not the bees this time
(nraphael, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:18, archived)
# im getting the feeling that replying people are out numbered by posting people right now
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Lherkin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:07, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Um
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:01, archived)
# ahh, great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 3:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Been a while since I went to Hull...
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:34, archived)
# A roboplegic wrong cock
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, not strictly a film at all ...
But my imagination is pretty poor and it was the biggest boxset on my desk


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(Lieut. Fuddy-Duddy Wie gehts, meine Shazi?, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:58, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:03, archived)
# haha
sums it up better
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:08, archived)
#
F.R.I.E.N.D.S is one of the most beautiful television series ever. I really miss watching it, Anyways good Idea FRIENDS earn good ratings why not make E.N.E.M.I.E.S. series... that's really cool
(FunnyMan, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:57, archived)
[challenge entry] my first entry in aaaaaaaages
Cock
(johnnytv, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9954035
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I see your snatch and I raise you a


I tried subtle once, it didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)
# Watchmen 2: Titanic
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:17, archived)
#
杀毒辅助工具
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)
# BEWARE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# It's Spanish.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:26, archived)
# i sometimes wonder about you.
off there on your own in that strange little world from which no light can escape and the sound of gritty sand scraping against your skull is loud, forcing you to concentrate on it and very little else while we all pause and consider your odd remarks and hold internal debates about your sanity.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:57, archived)
# *grins*
mountains made of steam.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:05, archived)
# MICHAEL BAY PRESENTS:
THE JELLY BABIES
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)
# LOLLOL
I spit my soda at this. LOLOL!!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:28, archived)
# LOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Need more nerd?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Now that was a rubbish film. 'Infared' would have been a better title, too. Blood, heat, vampires etc...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:19, archived)
# I know it was crap
But I've had cause to use it twice now. I probably have some mental disorder.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# It's probably a haemophage.
I just watched the trailer, and it has the deathless lines :

Big boss (surrounded by soldiers) "You're mental!"
Joghortovitch (alone, pointing a gun) "Come and get it!"

Dire, dire stuff it was.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:24, archived)
# you know too much.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Just getting started


I'll get better...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:58, archived)
# "I'll be back"
even!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:04, archived)
# needs more assasins
in other news- WHERE THE FOOK HAS MY POST GONE?
You knnow, the 'younggirl/ oldboy' pic an hour or so ago? It appears to have vaneeshed.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:12, archived)
# That happened to me once
I needed a pint of Vaseline after I reposted it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:15, archived)
# ah - its back now
*puts vaseline away*

Im off. Nart clarts.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Actually, I think I could do with a little tempting, I don't mind, really!
edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtcSYPjJbgg

I CAN DEFEAT THEM! THERE'S ONLY A HUNDRED AND FIFTY OF THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:15, archived)
[challenge entry] "I h8 toxic waste"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)
# i love the crucifucks.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm5zttFitdo
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)
# that looks like nicholas lyndhurst
a bit
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:12, archived)
# do ya think i'm sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Goldilocks?
Eaugh!
(Testicles just for you, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# ha,

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)
# they're not wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Yes I do. I'm going to rape you now.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)
# oh my, thats quite quite beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Why, thank you!
We do try.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
# udderly wondrous
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:10, archived)
# yes,
yes i do.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)
# hahaha
he's wearing a lovely frock.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Did someone say opposites?
I found this and think it should win!



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(Testicles just for you, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9954078
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:41, archived)
# chortle
is that a trowel in the bottom panel...?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)
#
yes.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# niiiiice
He's doing his bit!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:44, archived)
# That's ashally not bad ashally.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:50, archived)
#
all done in MS paint! lol, It shows, I know.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] EVIL BREAD II
Give Me Back My Hand!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:32, archived)
# TITS O CLOCK!
Thats some evil breads.

Nice fingernails, emooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:32, archived)
# A AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:32, archived)
# ANGRY TOAST!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)
# YOU.. BASTARDS!
 
fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Oooh, hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)
# of course he's upset. you're fisting him and probably went in dry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Have no fear.
The butter knife of justice, wielded by the king of the baked bean people, will put an an end to this menace.
But the king's sodding torch has run out and he's currently in a layby on the A483 squinting at a knackered 70s A-Z.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] awesome
not worth its own thread:
(meepmeep is, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)
# pfffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Click click click
Flipping awesome
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)
# hahahahahah im glad my toast isnt doing that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# stop it!
:( i'm running out of woo's
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:44, archived)
# FOR TEH WINS.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:47, archived)
# RRR RR RR R RRRR R RRR R R RRR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)
# The best bit of essay season is being awak for Tits O'clock
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:02, archived)
# you GOTTA try playing Firestarter while watching this
or Ebeneezer Goode
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Delurk...
(dropdeadred bleep bleep blah blah blah, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
# it's not the sunlight getting to him.
"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina."
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# poor lamb
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
#
Dude actually said that. Well ok then.
(dropdeadred bleep bleep blah blah blah, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Good evening. Are we sitting comfortably?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Then I'll begin.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# not 'snatch' either.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Buenos dias, Postbear!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:27, archived)
# iola, señor hin! ¿como esta?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
# très bon
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:32, archived)
# *curtsies*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)
# surely the opposite to that is
'yes teeth'?

With the danger area covered, im seeing that as a bald man covering his eyes. I'd do a shop of it to put my view across, but quite frankly, i dont want to see goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:25, archived)
# You have wise eyes.
There is, of course, nothing unacceptable about this pic apart from the baggage that sic fucs want to bring along with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:28, archived)
# frame it and put it on your mantlepiece then
along with your commemorative tubgirl collectors plate and limited edition 2 girls 1 cup tankard.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Oh, you young people.
*sighs heavily*
I don't know what you're all on about most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# what, im merely listing desirable items
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# dunno about pictures, taters - that's your game.
But some would say writing is a tug 'o' war between information imparted and information withheld.

Would I say it? I'll tell you in chapter 11.

Here's a fact, though: I officially applied to go on Bargain Hunt today.
Of course, I'll keep b3ta posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:51, archived)
# i always wondered what his wife thinks of this
maybe she's the one taking the picture
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Me too.
I've given that question a great deal of thought. Hour and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours.

Dunno, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Can you stop now?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Don't worry,
it was a one-off.

Until next time, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)
# from the other angle
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# :D
'now where's that damned money??'
(Helmut McBucket invites you to pull his finger on, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:17, archived)
[challenge entry] last one before bed


though I believe the opposite of three is lama.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:21, archived)
# WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE YOU, CHEVY?
 
WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN STEVE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# why did what have to be what?


whaddimiss?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# corey haim is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
# angles xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Drowned in the Thames
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# goodbye, english rose.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:35, archived)
# I put it to you sir
that this irrelevant.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] One from way back!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# awww, look at the little dude
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:16, archived)
# starring london.
"maybe tomorrow he'll want to settle down...."
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 6:22, archived)
# dagnabbit!
I was just searching for a source pic to do this very thing, possibly "the wee lebowski"
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Baa humbug
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Woggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# dib dib dob dob
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:11, archived)
# B-I-N-G-O!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
# this doesn't deserve its own thread cos its not shopped
but it definitely fits the compo brief, hard to believe warner bros actually made this
pics.livejournal.com/escapecomplex/pic/0002drww
(I helped save b3ta! Barksley thinks he doesn't think he thinks, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:13, archived)
# i wish i had sebben dwarfs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# very big wtf!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Humbug.
*bursts kids' football*

Keep that bloody racket down. I'm trying to listen to The Fall here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:13, archived)
#
BAA!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# you should have shopped leeloo on one of those ridiculous looking speed walkers
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)

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