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# Remind you of somebody ?
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
# rick moranis having a wank in his dark helmet costume?
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# You sure do know your somebodys !
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# it's hard to forget a guy named 'more anus'.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# It's all behind him now !
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# considering most of his post-sctv work...
...i'd say he now has his head lodged in there.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)
# i only watched spaceballs the other day
he's a hard bloke to forget
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha i love you
your mentals
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Seeing the feeling . . . and feeling the seeing . . .
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Hahaha
you loon
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:16, archived)
# I looned to the loony bin --->
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)
# BANG!!!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)
# It's open season !
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha
ahahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# it's clearly duck season...
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Oooooh right you are . . . it's on now !
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Thank fuck

(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:09, archived)
# aww who could shoot
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)
# and the dirt is gone!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# are you monitoring my fantasies?
the ones that don't involve sex, that is.
oh, wait, this is the only one that doesn't involve sex.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# and who is this we're killing this week?
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, the jury's out...
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# congratulations
I think you have just won the compo

:-)

edit: needs three pubes on each ball ....
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)
# yeah, didn't want to spoil the overall aesphetic
more like i nearly lost my brain using gimp and a netbook to make this, they were a pube too far....
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# pwahahahahaha
that's wicked, did he appreciate it?
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
# not really...........
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Yay!


(part of a series www.b3ta.com/board/9971301)
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# haha
they are all full of win.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Ha
nice!

It's showing at an arty cinema in Bristol (or probably near you)
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# O RLY?!
cooooool......
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# very woosome
*click*
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# how crude!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# cough

(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, I'm not sure how much more "awsome" it is...


But it is Banksy so fits the compo.

Saw his film last night which was surprisingly good!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# haha ya wait aaaaaages for a Banksy post,
then two come along at once.

PSSSSST where did you download buy his film from?
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
# or is it banksy?
perhaps it's a hired actor throwing you off the scent.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Somehow they're not quite so terrifying now...
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Robocop didn't use a bow
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# they only become terrifying when they're actively shitting rainbows.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Four horsemen - definately harmless
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:08, archived)
# What a coincedence???!!!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
# We're not CollegeHumor, fuck off.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# i'm surprised this idiot hasn't been booted yet.
note to mods: press that ban button thing.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# He didn't even strip out that part of the filename
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# I am fully in favour of b3ta.com/board becoming a general aggregator of the entire web.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# How are you still here?
Rob, if this is your idea of a joke...

It's hilarious.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# where did you take this photograph? It's a good effort ..... by the person wot took it
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Ha :)
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Good work!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Oh???!!! Hai???!!! Funny???!!! Man???!!!


(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# never has a username been so wrong.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry - had to
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# You're not sorry, you didn't have to, and I don't have to go "Woo!"
But I can and I will.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
# of you called me bluff squire
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Nuts . . . another picnic ruined !
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:45, archived)
# it was a dejeuner actually!!
:P
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:48, archived)
# I sit corrected . . .
LE DÉJEUNER SUR L’HERBE: ÉDOUARD MANET: 1863
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# I have no idea what time he painted it :D
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Dejeuner Time
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
# aha!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Looks like they're about to make a porno
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)
# needs more hogan
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# I knew I'd seen that screen somewhere before :-)

(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Play Per View
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Give her a games console
Wii-stler's Mother...
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# You put the em fas it on the wrong sill able . . .
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Barbarossa mentioned our four characters below as the four horsement of the apocalypse
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:13, archived)
# b3ta has ruined animals for me
I can't look at this pic without thinking "Jeremy would make an awesome horse of the apocalypse."
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:20, archived)
# haha this ^^^^^
Moley where are you!!

:D
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I like the line above Mandelson's head. Makes it look like your subject line is his speech bubble.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Darkhorse by a noes !
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] An old pea from another challenge but I think it fits the brief.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:12, archived)
# That joker . . . he shoulda stuck with craps !
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Don't waste tissues--It's the "green" thing do to.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)
# hurrah for bogey recycling!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:01, archived)
# But yours is nasty :)
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)
# No it'snot !
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:05, archived)
# 'snot nice?
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:07, archived)
# If it's got that far down
he should be licking it, not sniffing it

(As the bishop said to the choirboy)
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:08, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:18, archived)
# And just where do you think you have been, young man?
young man?big internets hugs for you were surely missed :)
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Have this, anyway

I know, I know ... too eclectic ... must try harder
This chap, for those who don't know.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Hehehe
Marvellous
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Thanks
 
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:02, archived)
# I know who he is.
A confusingly-similarly-named 'Alan Burnett' always appears at the end of Batman: the Animated Series as a writer. Which makes me think how different the world would be if Batman was from Yorkshire and prone to dull rambling adventures involving scones and tea cosies.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:54, archived)
# everyone knows alan bennett.
who's the bleeding neanderthal shouting at him?
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Sadly not
Some people get him confused with the Alan Bennett who played an Ewok in Return of the Jedi ... (yes, really)
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)
# the playwright ought to turn that to his advantage.
"no, i'm not a fucking ewok" should be the subtitle of his next work.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:10, archived)
# woo!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Hehe
Look at the little fella wobble!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:07, archived)
# "Pipe down Bennett"
would have been much better than "let off steam, Bennett"
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Anti rocket cottage tests provide positive results
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:49, archived)
# awesome!!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Ha ha
Nice one, Herman:D
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)
# fucking ferrets!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Hurry with the marsh mellows !
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:54, archived)
# crikey! Have a modern Haywain
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)
# hehe
also:
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)
# I bet you are loving this compo.
'ning Archie, long time...
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:22, archived)
# hi fella, long time no see, hope you're keeping well :)
sadly, not had much time and haven't done anything 'new' for this compo (yet) but fingers crossed I get a bit of time shortly. Come to think of it, haven't had much time to do many 'shops at all in the last few months
How's tricks with you?
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:33, archived)
# All going swimmingly thanks,
Mrs Woodbine and I are expecting our first baby b3tan in September so lots to do.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# oh, that's wonderful news :)
congrats to the pair of you!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# This picture was my office desktop wallpaper for absolutely ages
when I first discovered it on b3ta. Everyone loved it none more than I as our lovely little Victorian seaside town was about to be brutalized by Tesco - who since then now have two stores here.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# confine that activity to the cities, please.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha
burn the fucker and call a Constable

(dons spang proof hat)
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:24, archived)
# thats genius!!!
I did laugh hard to that one!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Mam of the year - Get mamma's paddle
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:44, archived)
# <shouldn't . . . but would>
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Lots of convenient folds...
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:47, archived)
# For storing twixs and jazz mags
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Roll her in flour and
go for the wet spot.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:48, archived)
# And deep enough, I'd wager
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:48, archived)
# But it's not the upholstery
that we're looking at!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:53, archived)
# I remember this scene,
its from Titanic, right?
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:46, archived)
# The artist made the iceberg looks a lot softer than it did in real life.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Yes . . .
Inflatable raft
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Agh
I was just about to eat as well :(
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Hmm Freudian...
 
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)
# OH HAI THAR B3TA

(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Yay!
WB Lemon! We missed you!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:37, archived)
# I lost all my hummus :(
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:37, archived)
# lies, you're on the sauce
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:38, archived)
# STFU
I DRANK ALL UR RUM
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)
# *checks drinks cabinet*
.....'king cunt
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:41, archived)
# WE'VE GOT A LEAKER !
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)
#
leaker
BLEEDER
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Hahahah! Yay :D
Welcome home, Lemon :D
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:40, archived)
# hullo
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:45, archived)
# While you were gone I fixed your dog.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:48, archived)
# And how!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:51, archived)
# argh no!
huzzah.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:42, archived)
# HAI
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:47, archived)
# lol u gay, wtf
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:46, archived)
# lololollolollol
*widdles*
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Weeee.
The pointy hat is like Elftor's.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Wut?
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:48, archived)
# This
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:51, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Oh crikey!
I'd forgotten all about Elftor. I might have to go and read them all again now.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Hi thar greykid... I mean Lemon!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] American Rabbit.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)
# You think the old girl would look more cheerful.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:27, archived)
# It's not like he plans to share it
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:28, archived)
# It's all his now!
:)
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)
# We would a man need a rabbit? Unless he had a very very tiny, clitoris shaped peni... oh.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:33, archived)
# For the soft caresses on his perineum?
 
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Bingo!
oh...



er...


you aint seen me, right!
*scarpers*
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Her vibrating love-eggs and nipple clamps are giving her gyp.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] pearo just for shitz
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Tweet !
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:28, archived)
# NO!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Relax--it's not a gerbil :)
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Where can you buy...
LaserWeasel tm
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Or
is it one of those fancy ElectroStoats i've been hearing about?
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Weasles R Us
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:32, archived)
#
pearoast laser thread

(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:33, archived)
# She should have considered this possibility
(before fornicating so recklessly)
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:36, archived)
# it's not her fault,
she was raped by god
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Oh. I stand corrected then
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] i hear ya
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:35, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Jay Garrick got his powers by inhaling hard water vapours.

(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Way to gogh on the brushwork !
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:27, archived)
# For years I've fantasised about doing a version with oils.
But I'm not that big a fan of the Flash.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Oils well that ends well . . .
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Oil bear that in mind.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)
# the flash is ace
so is this :)
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:53, archived)
# But if I were to invest a huge deal of time in a painting
and then showcase it in my pad, I'd choose to immortalise Optimus Prime. or Toxie, or Master Splinter.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] he was ok till he went on"The Big One"
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:16, archived)
# No problem with the Walk O' Water ride . . . yet The Big Dipper done'm in !
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:23, archived)
# hahahaha, not so strong now eh jesus
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)

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