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[challenge entry] ...and the grass grows as high as a moose's eye, da da de dum de dum...

(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Goosed by a Moose
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:31, archived)
# OMG! Goose! All that time wasted on moose. They don't lay eggs, or have sexy feathers...
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# bye bye moose...
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:32, archived)
# The insane glee!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)
# FOOTMOOSE!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Goodness, it's a one man moose-wagon!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:45, archived)
# electrifying

(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Tesla's hat is re-coiling !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:19, archived)
# I was going to make an image of Tesla's Cat
but I googled it first to see if it was Glasscock and found Cat Tesla instead.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# This is lovely:
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Indeed . . . it has many poosibileties !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Founder under Tesla cat ________
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
# nice hat
i haven't seen many around for a while
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:21, archived)
# .
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)
# It's alive!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Zzzzzap!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] You just can't have too many moose, mooses, moosii, whatever.

(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# stop flooding the board
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Stop being a moany moosey.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Seriously though.
Stop flooding the board. Put them all in one thread, they'll still get seen, and people won't think you're a cunt for pushing half the other threads off the board.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
#
Stop using my moose.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] heh heh...
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:44, archived)
# ALPS !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Moosik to my ears.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Antlears !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Moose bum.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Never look a gift moose in the bum !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Never again...
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaak . . . you got waaay too close !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# That's where they hid the heroin...
....ha ha.....jk
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Do not chase the moose dragon !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Burnout.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Slight TJ:
Did anyone else just watch Only Connect and nearly choke when the clue was CDC S for the wonderful b3tan Tom Scott here?
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:01, archived)
# There's nobody here...just us...
...Repost your worst!... :D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Glory be, now that I look, you're right.
Name that tune:



And have this from longer ago than I care to remember.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Probably the same as this...
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Heh. It's been done so many times, but every one makes me smile.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
# big crackers!

Crackers used to be big...now they're small and taste funny.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Easy too see why !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Something Long
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# a long time ago...
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Oh my . . . that is long !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Never trust a shifty face.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# You got that right !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# the hills are alive
with the sound of moose sick
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Moose, moose, moose!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# in an earlier theme
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# On the other hand . . . they are lol chairs !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# except for cats
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# The boring chair also has rocking capabilities.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# tru dat
I considered using a normal chair but then I figured the rocking chair wasn't rockin' so I made the rocking chair rockin'.

/false logic blog
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# ...so you lied...
...the boring chair is actually a rocking chair...(?)!!!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Have an easter one.


Click for huge
img688.imageshack.us/img688/1650/img1447d.jpg

Just out of interest, which image hosting thing is best for posting stuff here?
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:28, archived)
# geocities
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# your mum
Ooooooooooh!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# try the inbuilt hosting
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# God.
After 1 year and 6 months on here you would've thought I'd have twigged.
Thanks.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# also
pic is good
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# This is veh nice.
I am going to click it.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Oh thanks!
Did some more a while back but just starting again.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck it, I'm on a roll here. I just feel Mooses are my calling in life.

(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:23, archived)
# If the moose fits . . .
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:25, archived)
# I prefer
Moosicals

How about the sound of moose-ic
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:26, archived)
# I gnu you were going to say that
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun shirley?
If so, i apologise to them who dun it already...
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# How can you tell if its bindun?
I mean, you cannot even see its genitalia.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Tail Pin
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# She may be a horse, but, unashamedly, I'd fuck it.
Also: Arf!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# in the arse
while she's wearing expensive shoes.

then pulling out and wiping your cock on her expensive shoes.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# *Hands mop*
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# reverse thrust!!!!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Why the long face !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Wonderful.
I shall click this as I just found out I am a grandad again. Leon 7lb 8oz ten mins ago.
EDIT: cheers guys :)
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# ...get the Werthers ready:D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Congratulations Gramps !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Congratumalations
I never had a grandad :(
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Congrats fella :)
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Haha
congrats :)
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Conga Rats!
Woo to you and family!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:23, archived)
# "cunt 'im in the fuck Barry":D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# My money's
on the tabby.....:-)
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# CAT FIGHT !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Two lefties don't make a right.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
# wow
They're both south paws
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:12, archived)
# I love this
*click*
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Moooooooossssseeee!!!!!

(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:37, archived)
# There's a moose on the loose . . . and it's ready to chat you to death !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Smut !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
# ......the filthy little hand-puppet
:D:D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] He's A Rebel
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Win
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Then along came a spider . . .
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# *_-
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Claws . . . the next Scary Movie
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# strangely hypnotic that is
tittersome also
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Claws for effect . . .
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# It's gonna be in there a looooooooooooong time !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:47, archived)
# cats R' tonic :D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Leth R' gic . . . not lazy . . .
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# snikity
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:51, archived)
# snikity snakity what's snukity . . .
ED : have you seen smee on utoob ?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Vt7sZfMcI
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:58, archived)
# facial fliperooni!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# I'm on it . . . got it downloaded and given time . . . will tweak it out !
Goodun Fined !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Meow :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Aaaw . . . the piddy paddy of lil pawsies . . .
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Bream the movie
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# I bream . . . you bream . . . we all bream . . . for . . . Bream the movie !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# I don't.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# You're excluded then . . . no bream for you !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# I'll go fishin' then...just for the halibut.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# You are trying to bait me into something !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# It doesn't take much to get you hooked.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Get the net . . . I'm being reeled in !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Oh I'm sorry...I thought you had a red snapper.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# No . . . a purple herring . . .
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:47, archived)
# haha
I thought that was the mum from Outnumbered at first
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# I still do
*scratches head*
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] or this?
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Haha, Metro Goldwyn Meow!
:)
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Hahaha:D
Meow Meow:D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived)
#
roar
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:08, archived)
# :D
I'm sure you could compo this!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# shock therapy :D

(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# *fears*
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Gold Win
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Ah nevvir done it, ah only said I done it so's they'd take the clamps off me nipples!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Hahaha:D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:37, archived)
# arf.....................top hop :D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Mwrarrrawwrrararwwwrrr!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# That's lully
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] This calls for a classic...'Here's Kitty!'...
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Sweet!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived)
# *shrug*
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Hahaha
I get it
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Metro Goldwyn Mewer?
ROOOAAAAARRRR
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# I know that kitty!
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# ow
who ever it was yesterday who said they could do with shoes was on to something...


hmm, this is turning into a series of sorts, not a clue what i'll do with them mind.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Are you channeling Aubrey Beardsley a bit?
Very Very Nice things you have been doing lately!

slightly NSFW
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# just a tad yup :)

(i felt quite guilty making this)
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:32, archived)
# *don't shout about penis horses...*
*don't shout about penis horses...*
*don't shout about penis horses...*
*don't shout about penis horses...*
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
# PENIS HORSES!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Bugger.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
# ah well
the important thing is you tried.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Best of all the Genitals!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Whoa! Steady big fellah!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Nice :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:26, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:26, archived)
# yarf
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# :D
oooh.
*drags onto desktop*
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# ping!
procrastinationathon.blogspot.com/2010/04/jiggery-pokery.html
i gave you a link to your profile, but if you have a better one i can put that up.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:58, archived)
# I like it :D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Head's up . . . way up !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# wow, i want to go this castle
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:27, archived)
# needs tweezers
and, ahem, underpants.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# *stares*
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
# I love your stuff,
it's got a mysterious quality to it similar to that of ancient cultic iconography.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Oi MGT
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:47, archived)
# haha
I have some more of those to do
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# ta :)
i want to have a go at trying string together some writey stuff to go with them, that sounds like a good starting point.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
# you could use some of these for inspiration
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# ta very muchley
already looking at the "city laments" there
:)
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:12, archived)
# wow
another great piccy! :D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:07, archived)
# fantastic
as usual :D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:14, archived)
# I hate when that happens...
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# FUBEAR
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
# On the naughty step!
That's what you get for nakedly beheading yourself, mister drawingman.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# plus
he got his ankles pierced without asking his mum
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Not an animal but couldnt get it out my mind.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Ha ha. Bacteria! Much funnier than viruses...or prions. Can't laugh at prions at all.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# SICK
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
# need some longcat
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Trampolongcat
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Woo!
Looks like we've got ourselves a new meme!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)

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