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# Its in need of a touch up ohhh errrrh


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Because I could'nt get the effect of it ripping through her knickers. Thing is we all know she's packing.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Why?
Is she going on holiday?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:49, archived)
# oh it hurts
that manΒ΄s eggs are so flat
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:49, archived)
# So would yours between those legs.
She'd hurt you and enjoy it.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:54, archived)
# There's no room for racism on b3ta
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:59, archived)
# I agree
what you said.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Damn those compression algorithms!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] allow me to just dump this here...
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:54, archived)
# kill the broccoli
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:00, archived)
# what did you change?

/ac
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:01, archived)
# COAP
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Jointzooka


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That was a great war
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:42, archived)
# BOINK at will !
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Oooooooooooh . . . SNAPPER !
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Turtle power
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Impossible Weapon 3: Indescribable Tool
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:35, archived)
# get out of my garden
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:38, archived)
# lol
what's stewart lee doing in my garden?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:27, archived)
# We're back, we're bad,
You're steadily distancing yourself from me, I'm becoming ever more foul-mouthed, racist and anti-semitic
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Introducing the Patchwork gunship
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:55, archived)
# fake
no shark
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Nice shop matey
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:18, archived)
# ah, there he is :)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Plush yet deadly
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:22, archived)
# fake
no bridge
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:22, archived)
# same here:
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:33, archived)
# *sigh*

(sorry mr fudge)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:41, archived)
# To the rescue !
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:43, archived)
# flake
99 please
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Covers everything like a blanket !
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Driven by Elmer?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Helicopter Bunny!
(, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] introducing the bazooka bazooka bazooka!


for when you need a bazooka, to bazooka that bazooka, to bazooka that bazooka, to bazooka that thing you need to bazooka.


...bazooka.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Load the load to reload the load !
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:33, archived)
# bazooka that bazooka
:D woo
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:33, archived)
#
:) ta
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:43, archived)
# i mus be seein dubble, deres six a dem sonsabitches
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:40, archived)
# I approve of the surreptitious hand groping the largest bazooka man
If only I posted enough to get on the stats board...
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:06, archived)
# needs moar bazuka


ALSO: WOO!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:08, archived)
#


thankee
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:18, archived)
# someone is tweakin his ass!
btw he has prothesic legs. its kinda prothesic-fetichist-matrioskist-warfare
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Pawn Quackers!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Let the igniting begin !
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:32, archived)
# HED QUAK
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Came home from work early to this.... I'm so disappointed in Felix!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:15, archived)
# animal porn channel
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:18, archived)
# that's pretty much how I do it
hold on--did he kiss the chicken?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Hahaha Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccck!
With extra giblets!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Dog porn:D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Haha
Disturbingly anthropomorphic
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Needs more squirrelling

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Oi thats good bongo material that is!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:33, archived)
# bet that tastes salty
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Battering Ram.
The MoD had to drop the prototype a year in after running out of human hearts. Channel 4 News had a field day.

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Mola Ram, prepare to meet Kali, inhell.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Sharp an to the pint !
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:21, archived)
#
om nom shivai om nom shivai om nom shivai...
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Attack Of The Levitating Stapler
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
WHAT?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:07, archived)
# An office can be a dangerous place to work !
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:08, archived)
# staples;D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Just like bread and water !
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Stapler
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:12, archived)
# That'll show you how dangerous YOU are !
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:12, archived)
# i gotta get these coupons, uddawise it might it schnooginsville.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Cut along the dotted lines and redeem the schcraps !
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:20, archived)
# these lines are a sommabitch, damn jerky govment
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Beef The Jerky
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:26, archived)
# THE JAMS ARE MIGHTY PUNGENT
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:30, archived)
# TED PUNGENT AND THE MIGHTY JAMS
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:34, archived)
# IT TAKES A JAMS TO KNOW A FUCK
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Kick them out
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:38, archived)
# BETTA BREAK IT DOWN
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:40, archived)
# They called me up in Tennessee,
they said "Tammy, stand by The Jams"
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:54, archived)
# heh heh....they should set this up for noob office temps
the look on their faces would be"worth 1000"
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:53, archived)
# *nope*
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:49, archived)
# YOU TALKIN TO SMEE?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:58, archived)
# I don't see anybody else!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:06, archived)
# what am I? an asshole?

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
spotify:track:4pGzSdn3ACP9ZoLcg1u87n (Break It Down Again by Tears For Fears)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Is that a rhetorical question or
are you just being introspective? :P
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:08, archived)
# WHY I OUGHTTTAAAA
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:10, archived)
# oh! a WISE guy
woop woop woop
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:11, archived)
# SOMEBODY SELL DESE SALADS!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:14, archived)
# You're the only cracker here !
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:02, archived)
# then you're 'safe'
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Thank goodness for low poly !
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:12, archived)
# and for polly-graphs
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Herein lies the truth !
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:16, archived)
# or merely a parroty of the truth
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] cheeky pearoast


Turn your engines off if you have one of these on your tail...
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Beauty Pageant Winner Looking for Hello! magazine?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Exactly that
you win!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# RIS?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Heat-Seeking Miss-Isle
TJ : can anyone recommend a good free DVD organiser application?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# like...
you mean for digital video files or like a library catalog for physical dvds?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:51, archived)
# library catalog for physical DVDs
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Make friends with a person of autistic inclinations?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:06, archived)
# This site has an excellent, reliable program that you can download for free, it can organise Blu Ray, DVD etc
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:48, archived)
# I personally have a cd wallet from the poundshop
Guess how much it cost
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:52, archived)
# 79p
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:53, archived)
# HIGHER
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:54, archived)
# £1.03
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:56, archived)
# LOWER
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:57, archived)
# 99p
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Your a ... WINNER
I thought it was dodgy being 99p
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:02, archived)
# what do i win
:D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:08, archived)
# A lifetime supply of good karma
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Oh ... a karma comedian eh?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:49, archived)
# a wallet's no good
I don't think they'll all fit in my jacket pocket
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:55, archived)
# A dodgy guy I know sells dvds for the boot of his car
He keeps them in a suitcase alphabetically with little tabs to show the change of letters and the "Special interest" DVDs
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:57, archived)
# That's a good system
in the pub near my mate's old flat a guy would come in with a small selection hidden in his coat. I thought people like that only existed in bad comedies
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Maybe you live in a bad comedy?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:04, archived)
# you should be on stage
*checks profile* ooh - 2 to go!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:17, archived)
# you need an ipod
i gave up lugging my thousand or so cds around europe with me when i got one that can fit the whole collection on with space to spare. granted, not cd quality, but you show me someone who can listen through headphones or normal speakers and unambiguously tell the difference between 210kbs mp3s ripped straight from the cd and the cds themselves and i'll show you a lying neckbeard who posts fantasies on hydrogenaudio

i actually don't care much about the whole thing, i just wanted to slag off neckbeards and hydrogenaudio

also i love my ipod and how it saves me lugging my thousand or so cds around europe
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:01, archived)
# A thousand cds?
why?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:04, archived)
# I have an iPod
I'm looking for a DVD organiser/catalog program
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:05, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:41, archived)
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Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:46, archived)
# WIS
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Is it weally wisable?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:51, archived)
# gweat weply!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:58, archived)
# It's the return of Gideon Coe's Wednesday WIS Wagon!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:57, archived)
# arf
that's quite good ashally
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Pea in a new thread you say
Eat curv
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Better?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:11, archived)
# d'oh!
Ooof!
arf!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# On an unrelated point.........
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:19, archived)
# hahahaha
i love how he flips it then looks at it "ahhhh, lovely fags"
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:29, archived)
# :DD
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:30, archived)
# awww
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:43, archived)
# I bet he's got loads of mates.
cunt.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Added ciggy = Added cool
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Alright matey?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice one mate.
Yeah, I'm good thanks - how's the pink village coping without me? ;)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Ha, Aye not bad fella. Same old same old.
Have a book recommendation for you. Just finished Iain Banks' Transition. Really good, I think you'd like it.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Cool...
I was tempted by it but haven't got around to reading it yet - cheers for the tip.

If I may repay the favour - try "The White Tiger" by aravind adiga - very good stuff
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Will look out for it.. Cheers buddy.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:43, archived)
# ah, rememberings...
you've made me feel very old...

but then again most things do

*click*
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Is it Nostalgia Night?
The Goodies are on the One Show at the moment. Rare to see all three of them in the same place, but then, they are plugging a DVD.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:00, archived)
# thanks of that.:D
love The Goodies
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Almost worth watching the One Show for
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Hahaha Yes:D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Goodies to be repeated on BBC Two, 13 November:D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# you old gits
*gets zimoframe*
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Tiz true!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:02, archived)
# No, no, no...
We want peace in the Middle East... not pies.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:08, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:00, archived)
# The Russians sold them a whole batch of...
AK-47 Assault Trifles.

(Gets coat)
(, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] underestimate him at your peril...

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:26, archived)
# NINJA KOALA
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Now put it in the bin.
Geoffy's a bit of a cunt eh.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:21, archived)
# the biggest
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:23, archived)
# My dad's called geoff
and he's a right cunt too
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Well, it certainly saves on bins
: D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:21, archived)
# I don't like Geoffy.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:39, archived)
# What a cunt!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:42, archived)
# stabby!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:46, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:01, archived)
# ^This
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:05, archived)
# my cat got killed this weekend, you insensitive prick!
no really, apart from the prick part.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Well do ya?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:19, archived)
# I scream, you scream,
we all scream when shot in the ass by Inspector Harry Callahan.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Or licked on the ass.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Do you feel licky...
PINK?!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:07, archived)
# I ain't licking nothing off a guy called Dirty.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:30, archived)
#
do you feel licky punk


make my dairy
(, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 7:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Did I repost this 6 times or only 5?

(, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 9:03, archived)
# hahahaha
never seen this
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Ha
Dennis Pennis
(, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Jelly g'nite..
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:21, archived)
# as I was saying in the wrong reply
Dinah might object
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:37, archived)
# ...dun made him laugh:D

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Haha. That needs another second on the last frame before he goes back down,
for a sarcastic laugh
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Excellent :)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
that's worse than A Sol Trifle
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:24, archived)
# The cruel truth about the xmas decoration industry has been revealed just in time
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:56, archived)
# smashin' :)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:57, archived)
# I hope not!
/tiptoes around them
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:06, archived)
# That's great
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Hahaha! Superb :D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:36, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:06, archived)

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