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[challenge entry] Sometimes the memorabilia is appropriate....
...it's who buys it that is inappropriate.

Photobucket

(you'll have to click it)

[PS, b3ta guys, can someone sort the spelling of "Innappropriate" out on the entry dropdown? cheers]
(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Innappropriate = appropriate for inns
Would you display the item in a tavern?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:52, archived)
# YOU SICK CUNT
I once lived in the same area as a guy who heard from a friend about a guy that once talked to Charlotte Church about meeting the pope.

he said that his friend said that she said the pope was all right and didn't arse rape her.

please note this could all be lies
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)
# THE POPE U LEGEND
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)
# yeh you cunt
the popes a cunt and some of my closest friends are cunts
(wankdog, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Teh Pope 4eva in ur Arze
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:21, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF THE POPE
LOTS OF PEOPLE FROM LIVERPOOL ARE CATHOLICS

YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
what have i missed?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10256626
www.b3ta.com/board/10256644
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)
# pffft
I've just had an idea, but it involves 95 more people
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:03, archived)
# are there still 95 regulars on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# I'm a regular
And so is my other account
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# I'm regular as clockwork
6:00 every evening for 30 minutes then wiping with 4 sheets of paper regular
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:09, archived)
# 4 sheets only?
You dirty-arsed bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:11, archived)
# wipe and fold and wipe
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:13, archived)
# you only have to post 65 messages in a week to be in the top 30
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:09, archived)
# compared to 186 a couple of years ago
web.archive.org/web/20080421072640/http://www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I'm number 6 :D
and top of the afternoon shift
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:13, archived)
# it's not
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:32, archived)
# a competition
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:32, archived)
# to see
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:32, archived)
# who can
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:32, archived)
# post the

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:33, archived)
# most
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:33, archived)
# if it's not a competition why is there a number one spot :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I like to think he punched a hole in his wall here:
www.b3ta.com/board/10256657
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:04, archived)
# pfffft
that's some serious online upset right there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# the head of the referees committee in Scottish football is currently being investigated by "hate-crime cops"
for sending an email about the pope on the day the pope visited scotland.

So beware, you could be next. Jokes about the pope are bad, mkay?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# But there is no joke
I heard the Pope really does like Young Boys.
(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:04, archived)
# I heard he likes eating belly button fluff while listening to the recorded screams of the jews being forced into gas chambers
doesn't make it true
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I'll innnapproppreatte you in a minute!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:20, archived)
# hic!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# That'll get 'em wining
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Ale get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:25, archived)
# OK honey
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
# That's the spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:37, archived)
# something something eggnog
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:17, archived)
# A friend with mead is a friend indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:22, archived)
# a friend with Wii is better
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Ah great now I'll have that song in my head for the rest of the day...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:24, archived)
# A friend who's pressed and all the rest
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:26, archived)
# a friend in a dress in budapest
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:26, archived)
# who wraps his crotch in leather
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
# yeah that's the kind of friend i need :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
# A friend who's braved the weather?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
# What's
the deal with weather anyway? I got rained on once. Then I analyzed the fluid dynamics, deduced that the rest of the shower would be making my coat wet, throwing my umbrella at passers-by and the like.

I hear there is something to do with cold but dry weather towards the end of the year with potential snow? Sounds hilarious and snowman-tastic.

I guess I just don't understand living in a maritime-influenced climate.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:44, archived)
# I believe it's because you are directly responsible for constructing an untruth
While you were still a year away from the legal age wherein alcoholic consumption could be blamed for your dissembling.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Now I'm *really* confused...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:51, archived)
# I was merely suggesting that the cause of you being rained on may have been related to you
lying when you were 17.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Gah!
So sorry - not enough coffee yet.

Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:56, archived)
# You were caught in an A Vagabond weather pattern
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)
# hehehe...
Yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Let's get the term popularised
"It's really vagabonding out there!"
"Take a brolly, Met office says it'll vagabond later."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
# ^ this
with stupendously detailed hand-carved nano-scopic crystal bells on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# belated "Arf"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Don't say it too loud or everyone will want one
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Give
(Noah Vale, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Holy Mother!!!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(wankdog, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:12, archived)
# I haven't been around for a couple of days
Are people genuinely getting upset by some of these challenge entries?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:15, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/board/10256649
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:18, archived)
# COMEDY WEBSITE
KNOWN FOR OFF COLOUR JOKES

I hope it was an isolated case.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:20, archived)
# yeah sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:18, archived)
# They should be
Otherwise they have no soul.

It's like a pictorial Sickipedia.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:19, archived)
# I'm not sure if you get to decide whether or not people have souls.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Guess I don't have a soul then
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:40, archived)
# U HAVE ASS-BURGERS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:43, archived)
# you should see me dance
no soul no rhythm, I'm so white :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:45, archived)
# b3ta used to be full of the stuff similar to this week's challenge entries
surprised people are getting upset
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:45, archived)
# B3ta used to be a lot worse then this
b3ta you changed you used to be cool
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:47, archived)
# More to the point, it was REALLY VERY FUNNY A LOT OF THE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:51, archived)
# BETA 4EVA IN R HARZ XXX
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
# very much this
does nobody remember the McCann years???
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# I remember the top trumps McCann card a few years back :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I'M UPSET BY THIS BECAUSE IT ALMOST AFFECTS ME PERSONALLY OR SOMEBODY I MIGHT HAVE MET ONCE
but have no problem with any of the other jokes in questionable taste


Fuck 'em, it's like the whinging cunts who had a problem with Draw Mohammed Day but never say anything about the thousands of piss-taking Jesus photoshops. Either everything is sacred, or nothing is, and I know which side of that fence I stand.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)
# YOU CUNT
I ONCE READ A STORY ABOUT JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:24, archived)
# A++++++ WOULD BUY AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# it's actually quite a nice belt
I'd buy this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:35, archived)
# i think b3ta should
make all this stuff and sell it
(wankdog, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
# hahaha
Top entry
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Freddie and Rosie say...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:57, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:58, archived)
# see your heading west
and hull is east


*edit*
like the nin sig
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Why thank you.
Not their best song, not even sure why I chose it.
(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Nice Fred.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:02, archived)
# tee hee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Oh my
That's rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha
You know, whenever I'm out a roving in the Scottish countryside, I always, ALWAYS see a crushed can of Tennents. Even at the very edge up at Cape Wrath.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Well stop dumping them then.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Whenever I go out in Manchester I always see crushed cans of tennets super
coincidence or conspiracy?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Bang, bang!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:53, archived)
# # the mighty fall #
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:58, archived)
# As Ted Kennedy always said:
"Well, I've learned a lesson from Chappaquiddick, and that lesson is to never drive over narrow bridges pissed out of my mind"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:05, archived)
# A maxim I live by to this very day
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:11, archived)
# it's a nice day
shall we go for a drive with the top down
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Starting to think this comp might not be to every ones taste
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Oh no YOU DIDN'T
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:44, archived)
# oh yes I did
it's behind you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:45, archived)
# lol i was just thinking about a hillsborough one
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:46, archived)
# seem like a disaster is only funny if it's a few thousand miles away
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Nail on the head there. Humour is
only funny if you are separated from it. It's a bit sad, on a website known for its irreverence and in a compo that invites inappropriateness, that people are taking stuff personally. If it's too close, move yourself to a safer distance and appreciate the comedy.
Edit: I don't mean you of course. Please carry on rewardless.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:53, archived)
# ^ This
I think there is a difference between making an inappropriate sick joke and just being downright nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:56, archived)
# it's pretty simple really
if you don't like it hit the hide button and move on, arguing on the internet is as effective as a concrete canoe
hignfy reference
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:00, archived)
# You'd think so, wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:04, archived)
# I have antisocial behaviour disorder
unless it directly effects me then I'm really not that bothered.

Guess I'm lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:09, archived)
# sorry to be a pedant
and i appreciate the irony of arguing this point, but i reckon you could make a concrete canoe
(wankdog, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:18, archived)
# I don't know the displacement of water would be lower then the mass of the canoe
unless it was a massive fucking canoe
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Britain and the US had fleets of
concrete ships during the war when steel and iron were needed for armaments.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete_ship
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)
# well if we're sticking with the theme of being pedantic...
...they weren't exactly canoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Hmmm.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete_canoe

Or

Concrete_canoe
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I HATE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:45, archived)
# or just up north
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:53, archived)
# i wasn't being sarcastic actually if it came across that way
i was actually just weighing up how i could make some hillborough memorabilia
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:19, archived)
# I had a mug designed but it just didn't fit
my comment wasn't aimed towards anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha
What's the difference between a cow and a tragedy?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Pull the udder one
edit: Oh fuck, my cuppa's gone cold
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Ooshk!
:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:57, archived)
# i can laugh at this
cos i don't like football...woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Small and perfectly(?) formed


(Inspired by Lord Kronos)
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Pfft!
Yoko would probably endorse this
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:52, archived)
# quietly brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Not inappropriate, Not sure why to be honest....

(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Elvisweathercock has left the building
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:12, archived)
# 4 EVA IN R HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:19, archived)
# GOD BLES XXX
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Needs more cock, Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:57, archived)
# had to be done...
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:16, archived)
# haha
top wiggling there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:25, archived)
# WHOEVA DID DIS DESERVES 2 B HUNG
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:34, archived)
# I deserve to be hung.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] it's what he would have wanted - probably!

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:05, archived)
# *real lols*
GREEEEEN JELLLLLYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
*click*

I used to love Rod Hull and Emu as a child but, watching the episodes back, he was a very, very creepy man!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:07, archived)
# That's because he didn't get his GREEN FLAVOURED JELLY!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:10, archived)
#
I AM HIM
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:16, archived)
# \o/
Today is a good b3ta day!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:19, archived)
# overuse of peroxide
will do that to a man :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Haha! Christ.
That's ace.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Love the Sooty bit at the end :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:09, archived)
# lovely
Why do I now feel a craving for jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Fred Penguin never had any luck with the ladies...
Fred Penguin inspired by Blah Blah Taxi :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 6:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:02, archived)
# What a happy way to start the day
NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Yay!
\o/

Watching these, I have the Roobarb and Custard theme tune going through my head :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:08, archived)
# IN PU?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:13, archived)
# fucking hell it's slow today
i was going to post a picture for the compo but i think it goes beyond bad taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:01, archived)
# Do it, b3ta needs a bit of a jolt
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:12, archived)
# things are picking up a touch. i'll save it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:14, archived)
# No, I didn't mean that kind of jolt
Things have gotten too fluffy 'round here :P
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:18, archived)
# no i've come to the conclusion that a Victoria Climbié punch bag isn't in fact funny
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Dont forget THE GEL!
Size of THE MOON!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Well Fred seems to be giving his blowup girlfriend a bit of a stuffing. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:00, archived)
#
Maybe I'll animate them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:45, archived)
# awwww
that's three pounds worth of sweet :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] subtle hull lols
Coming to a shop near you, February 12th!



ris?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 5:11, archived)
# CALL HIM A CUNT JOEPESKY
:D
www.b3ta.com/board/10256252

www.b3ta.com/board/10256626

it's ok, we're still friends :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 6:00, archived)
# CUNT can''t be bothered with this
see you all in over a week. If b3ta becomes James Bulger week..
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 6:04, archived)
# the compo is
INappropriate memorabilia... it's not like we're endorsing this as a good idea.

lolinternetz etc.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 6:07, archived)
# internet lolz
my bad ;)
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 6:14, archived)
# it was a toss up between this and Rambo with the hungerford massacre...
I chose the most recent one.

I'm not proud. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 6:05, archived)
# from someone who spoke to his mum
Don't be
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 6:07, archived)
# Hungerford...
Oh god, I forgot about that...
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:59, archived)
# I'M FROM LIVERPULE AS WELL, 17 YEARS OF HURT, MAN
17 YEARS OF HURT

BABBY J 4EVA IN R HARZ XXXX
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:58, archived)
# Karma is a motherfucker
Gift for all you cunts
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 6:27, archived)
# needs more battery.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 6:32, archived)
# and more Honda Accord, perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Shock!!!
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 7:26, archived)
# Ooof right in the kisser :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:59, archived)
[challenge entry] on a similar theme
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 7:28, archived)
# toap

Too soon, inappropriate?
Now I'm getting this "ris" business.(cbf linkyfying)
www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/11/19/3070708.htm
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 5:04, archived)
# OLD SCHOOL
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:51, archived)
# GEEK JOKE
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:53, archived)
# GAY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:54, archived)
# yayyyy me riding a pegasus

If its Gayshift then I can tell you all how much you rock and how fucking awesome b3ta is.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:59, archived)
# It's a pegasus.
See: wings. Also, see: no mono-corn.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:04, archived)
# am such a stupeds.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:07, archived)
# Fixed it for you
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:10, archived)
# hahaha
much better. i'll save that.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:11, archived)
#


nap time here!!! gnite
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:12, archived)
# that is soooooooo gay man
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 6:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:10, archived)
# Spurt!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:11, archived)
# hahahaha
I want your pixel sized cock. *fwar*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:13, archived)
# Remember kids, when in doubt...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:06, archived)
# FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
EDIT: when in doubt, let that shit out
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:12, archived)
# D:
D: D: D: D:
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:28, archived)
# it did sick
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:49, archived)
# SHIT and SICK
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:54, archived)
# NEEDS MORE "STUFF" TO BE COMPLETE THOUGH
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:56, archived)
# feel free....
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:57, archived)
# i'll take a rain check on that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:02, archived)
# Bennett was upset with your Bulger stuff
EVEN BENNETT WAS UPSET :P
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:06, archived)
# I live by that little boys mum
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:12, archived)
# not so funny now
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:13, archived)
# bennett gets upset over everything
the tool, hahahah
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:12, archived)
# sorry dude , I know B3TA is like that
but your image hurt !
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:20, archived)
# Fuck it, I'll speak for everyone in Liverpool and call you a CUNT
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:28, archived)
# i'll except that
but it could have been worse, i've seen worse baby p jokes on here to be honest.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 5:38, archived)
# EDIT how can baby P be worse that James?
haha my bad I reacted LOL internetz
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 5:51, archived)
# bennett makes everything better
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 5:57, archived)
# No worries, just close to home !
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 5:59, archived)
# i understand
it was a horrific case, reading the details on wiki was not nice, as was the baby p thing.
personally i think the baby p case was as horific, judging by the details, not nice at all.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 6:08, archived)
#
two cunts, they need killing ! it's not a contest FUCK
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 6:13, archived)
# say it loud, say it proud
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:19, archived)
# And if you can't say it, flash it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:28, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:22, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:40, archived)
# hahaha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:45, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:53, archived)
# he can't say it under pressure
EDIT:this one is better
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:41, archived)
# whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:44, archived)
# Ah, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:43, archived)
# Oh fuck haahahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:46, archived)
# i wonder if jonesy knows hes a meme?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:49, archived)
# he's so nice bless him
skip to 35 secs, he's so nervous awwwww www.ehow.com/video_2260342_what-athletic-training-performance.html
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:53, archived)
# hahaha
He sounds a little bit home schooled.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
i bet his pants went brown.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:02, archived)
# ngngngngnngngn
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:50, archived)
# edible!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:10, archived)
# just about
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:13, archived)
# FREEBASE SELECTA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 2:28, archived)
# hahahahhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 2:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 6:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 6:53, archived)
# Ah, but do they make tiny fucking toasters
to make your tiny fucking toast?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:17, archived)
# Tiny fucking toasting crisis over!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:29, archived)
# i can't fold this, how do i work with this tiny bread...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:45, archived)
# Don't worry, it won't effect my performance.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 6:48, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 2:07, archived)
# This takes Movember to the next level!
ZAGO
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Well its more in line for a month of pundays.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 2:32, archived)
# Cthulhu is my dad and Yog Sothoth is my cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 2:52, archived)
# yer mum! hurhur
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 2:58, archived)
[challenge entry] To celebrate 25 years of some shit or other.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 2:02, archived)
# o_O
nicely though.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:03, archived)
# Is it new-fangled?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:39, archived)
# Tasty still...

from an android app I've just released.
(karls, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 1:48, archived)
#
you spammer
its lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 1:50, archived)
# You may see a few more of these in time...
but they will hopefully all be pretty enough to warrant a look or two!
(karls, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 1:59, archived)
# What's up karls.
I like that, nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Hello there.
Long time! I'm making pictures again ... or making things that make pictures... so here I am!
(karls, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 1:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Embarrassed in public? Not her.
(siamese bat, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 1:08, archived)
# you missed
'Great for the electric chair' I'm sure most prisons would buy these
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 1:13, archived)
# That's better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 1:19, archived)
#
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 1:23, archived)
# PISS!!!!
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] She could have stuck to using headphones I guess...
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:08, archived)
# I get her and Helen Keller mixed up . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:18, archived)
# PHUKLIPS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:27, archived)
# hey
does anyone know how to see the stats of the board i forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:55, archived)
# taa
kronface :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 1:00, archived)
# ha im number 5
and you're number 4 :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Valin hogging top spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 1:10, archived)

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