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Ever Vigilant
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:01,
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The long tongue of the law.
"I amp er 'aw!"
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:04,
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Always gets it's prey !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:07,
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Police stop!
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Frogbeat ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:06,
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DO NOT PASS GO !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:08,
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Me and my partner went to commit a crime......
But he spied us just befor we got there......
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:12,
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No harm . . . no fowl . . . on yer way <-------->
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:14,
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multiple eyes are intimidating
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:13,
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:15,
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Sweet Jesus! Thats givin me the fear...
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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:22,
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has to be the eyes
most of the rest is just monkey parts
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:24,
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that scares me !: D
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Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:39,
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That . . . will eat just about anythang !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:48,
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sorry
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Chumps ๐ ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:01,
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Didn't know that he was such an avid gardener . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:03,
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he was
but is was a very small uphill garden
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RedStar returneth ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:04,
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Had to learn how to bury the bodies.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:04,
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avid uphill Edit: piss
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Chumps ๐ ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:05,
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Soiled again !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:09,
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A gum for women and man lovers everywhere...
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jessilife ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:27,
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define "extra fresh"
curious shoppers need to know
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:29,
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Well I think we all agree,
Oh dear...what is ghettoredhot.com? We like pics you made yourself round here
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:29,
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And what is it exactly you have shopped?
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Chumps ๐ ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:30,
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:34,
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He's obviously not shopped any ducks unless I missed them - perhaps they are invisible rapey ducks?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:36,
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Invisible rapey ducks are invisible. And rapey.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:39,
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*fears*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:40,
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I love invisible rapey ducks...... best of all the .....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:41,
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Get fresh... and have a whale of a time.......
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:31,
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Come again?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:49,
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^this
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herman:D ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:40,
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At last! Revenge!
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:12,
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hahahaha
*clicked*
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FIEND ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:15,
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How very appable !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:18,
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here, you are a Jed-eye fan
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:21,
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Jethro . . .one of these days we's gonna have us a nice long talkin' . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:23,
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well, goOOooOOooLLLLY!
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:25,
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Awwwwww.....there's a cat for that.....!
Now I like kittens....... and I like Jedi's..... but which........
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:21,
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Hahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:21,
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This form of adult abuse must stop
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:39,
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Hahaha :D
Revenge
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herman:D ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:39,
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Chumps ๐ ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:01,
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Oh my!
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Frogbeat ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:07,
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wouldn't work for Heather Mills though
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:09,
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Stumped !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:12,
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....he choked whilst eating his left foot ?*
...very sad:(
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:17,
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Cunnnnnnnnnnnnn
gratulations!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:01,
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not worth own thread, but did it anyway. such is the nature of the internet
"if everybody looked the same... we'd get tired of shouting RACIST at each other"
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:51,
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:D
Thanks for passing this along PC overboard
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:02,
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ALL TOGETHER NOW
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:06,
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oh yes oh yes oh yes!!!!!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:13,
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Worx ever time [+]
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:16,
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This is both sublime and superlime at the same time. *could possibly be midlime as well
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:19,
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As long as it's ime I'm fine !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:22,
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This is fucking art
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:14,
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I need to know if
Strawberry blonde counts as Ginger?
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:14,
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If there is a way to make it so, there is a will to do so
signed: b3ta Guardianista
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:17,
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Closed Course . . . Professional Driver
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:31,
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GOIN BACK TO YONDER
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:36,
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YONDER WAS OUT THERE
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:37,
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i gotta get a guy two bits for two bits
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:38,
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get two bits it to pair 'o dice
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:39,
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SNAKE EYES
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:42,
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TRI C KERY
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:48,
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WeeeeeEEE eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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FIEND ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:38,
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That's it . . . the feeling of exhilaration !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:40,
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One could never decide where you are from
by the side of the rode you drive on--because you don't ;p
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:40,
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Only been seen driving in the same place thrice . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:41,
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Road to nowhere
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herman:D ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:44,
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We're all been back . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:47,
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a QUIET DRIVE IN THE COUNTRY
"Valin style" :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:49,
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What goes up . . . must be tested !
(((((((((((sounds good)))))))))))
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:50,
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"race ya!" :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:54,
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RACIST
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:58,
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Button it
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:59,
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Haha..... so happy......
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:59,
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Schumacher me feel so young
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:01,
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Button on the other hand.....!
That is button I hope.. I don't know my F1 from my elbow...!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:06,
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You're On !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:59,
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stealth AND wealth...........
I cannot compete.....*slopes off*
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:03,
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I hope that you mean . . . *back to the drawing board* !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:05,
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That's my kind of car...!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:07,
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You certainly would be difficult to ticket !
_________givesmemoreideas_________
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:14,
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Thought a professional ..........
Driver wood use a golf...!!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:55,
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What FORE !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:03,
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Because they're more green....!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:09,
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Putt for dough !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:19,
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You're going to need more thrust if you want to clear that tree.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:06,
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Great idea . . . this year for critmix I want more THRUST !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:17,
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I think we all DESERVE more thrust at crixmix
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Chumps ๐ ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:18,
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Deck the halls with bows of THRUST !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:20,
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Available all over Russell Square
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:48,
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Ha ha. I'll pop mine here if that's OK and join me on a train to Hull.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:15,
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Available in all John Menezies stores
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:18,
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I think I've sussed out this compo.
Christmas coming up, I bet rob has a 'Sick Goods' book coming out.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:20,
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or a 'sick goods' manufacturing facility in china
all of these compo entries will be ready for next winterval, made affordable by cheap child labour happy porkmas, everyone
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:39,
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Does my bomb look big in this?
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Chumps ๐ ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:07,
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hahahaha
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:35,
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That just made me squeal like a pig in an abbatoir with no CCTV. CRICK
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Radio Vicky Anyone cool Brits live in Ibiza? ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:56,
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:23,
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too dense to be mist
that's reafog
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:25,
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chuckle ;p
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:30,
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herman:D ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:28,
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I see parachuting normal cat
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:31,
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Paranormal Cattivity
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herman:D ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:36,
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i refuse to find this funny until i am assured the cat did not suffer
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:33,
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suffering cat is suffering
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:35,
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No the cat did not suffer :D
happytoast sorry Mictoboy:DD
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herman:D ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:41,
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...
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:34,
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Your mothers suck cock in hell.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:36,
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Again.
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:37,
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hahahahhaa
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:59,
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RDRR
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:17,
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hahaha
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FIEND ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:21,
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Haha
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Chumps ๐ ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:08,
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Haha!
thish ish the besht film in the whole wild world ever and ever and ever...
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Sorbus sapiens is pretending to know what he's doing ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:20,
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:35,
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:44,
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Fraid I'm not a maths man.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:05,
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must be subtraction
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:23,
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It's an exclusive club
Either of you can be in, but not both.
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:41,
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E-CIST?
"I liked this film, but the plot didn't quite add up" - George Boole
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Sorbus sapiens is pretending to know what he's doing ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:45,
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I'm loving these ha ha ha
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Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:45,
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:D well I like it
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:45,
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look at the f'in state of 'im!
ha ha ha ha
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--- --- ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:46,
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Looks more like rotisserie cat.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:35,
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Afternoon :D
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herman:D ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:56,
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You got the road all wet, you bastard!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:59,
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All that, just to wash off a dog poo
Guess even Jedi hate to clean up after their pets.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:12,
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Stupid ship fell off the sea!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:00,
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Tonnes of them here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0pYqk8z714 I always shit myself. It just looks wrong.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:03,
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Its CGI
Every one of those ships toppled over sideways.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:05,
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herman:D ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:07,
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I love you, herman:D.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:22,
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Love you too
;D
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herman:D ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:24,
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this one falls the wrong way
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:26,
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why is it the wrong way looks okay to me.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:32,
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you're right
it's the other one that's wrong
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:10,
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/Jedi hand direction - direction of the ship moving blog
*click*
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:09,
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well, maybe he's standing behind it :P
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:11,
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I knew someone would say that the minute i hit the button... =D
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:14,
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but it was 2 minutes later?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:23,
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.
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:38,
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Ships away......
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:58,
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It'll go down a bomb ...
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siamese bat ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:43,
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Hahahaha!
Love it! :) *clicks*
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Druss_The_Legend Splurge! ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:50,
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Haha! Needs more poo on the walls!
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:50,
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A bit shit. I will still get on the first train to Hull though
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Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:12,
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a train to hull? i think you'll get the keys and complimentary ornament for the mantlepiece!
edit - oof!
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:21,
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Judging by this compo I think the first 2 trains are full...
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:25,
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haha indeed
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:27,
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No 6 tipped.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:45,
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jethro baguetull
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dysny don't be a player 2 hater! ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:11,
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And re-shopped with CDC in 5, 4, 3, 2.....
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:16,
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suprisingly not. hmmm....
something is amiss b3ta today have a miles davis instead
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:38,
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Quick and dirty...
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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:31,
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Haha
How do I order?
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Frogbeat ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:36,
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Nicely! Does it also come with a distraught wife and mistress?
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:43,
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I was gonna put "Does not include angry wife or mistress" But I don't need to as b3tans are all ahead of the curve. Give youself a gold star.
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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:50,
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I'd prefer detention and 100 lines...
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:52,
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That can be arranged. See me after class...
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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:54,
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The 100 lines has to be the finest grade of coke, you understand.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:59,
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* sniff *
What? =/
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:03,
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I hear it comes with a blow up-doll.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:50,
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somebody should be making these
i'd buy one (woo!)
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:55,
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*orders*
think my peepers need a break, later people
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:05,
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Hahaha .... wants......
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:18,
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Before reading the other replies...
...I was thinking - "That's a bit too good NOT to have been done" Someone, somewhere will have put a copyright/trademark/what-ever-mark-is-appropriate on it, i'm sure.
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Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake ,
Mon 22 Nov 2010, 7:32,
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Did someone mention Watermelons and Chickens earlier?
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:30,
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Racist
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:31,
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=D
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:38,
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I know I should'nt post this here but
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:46,
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Woo Woooop!
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:51,
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Does it taste like chicken?
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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:32,
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Only the red bits...
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:40,
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Imma gonna fry me up dat waterchickenmelon and have me some malt liquor,
then I'm gonna snort some coke and shoot up the ghetto, YO!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:34,
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Then get
some gangsta tatts and gold teeth. and then one of these!www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnR64yGH1zs
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:36,
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fuck all wrong with gold teeth
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:43,
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Goldie!?!?
Need I say more?
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:47,
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ok, fair enough
but i've got 2 and you can't even see them unless i point them out
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:50,
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You leave Goldie Hawn alone!! she was wonderful in Private Benjamin.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:51,
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Nice Little
Bobbler's...
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:57,
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is it a micken or a chelon?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:34,
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Micken. Without fail. Chelon sounds too gay.
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:37,
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also sounds too much like turtles
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:39,
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GAYCIST!
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:39,
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Is that what a gay person gets when they get and infection in the bum?
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:41,
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no, you're thinking of
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:44,
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Ahhhhhhh...
Thanks for clearing that up...(my rectal cysts that is)
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:49,
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waterchicken would work
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:41,
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that's someone who's scared of the water
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:43,
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didn't you admit to being that earlier?
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:44,
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no, i love swimming
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:45,
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oh--your comment below was:
"i used to hate the water"
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:47,
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yes
that was a jaws quote
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:49,
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Or a whiskey quote.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:53,
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eeeww, no
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:56,
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Don't like the stuff either, much perfer Vodka or Archers.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:58,
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definitely
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:59,
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Pfftt
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:44,
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I think chickelon has a nice ring to it.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:44,
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chickelon! i choose you!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:44,
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be careful--you are encroaching on my racist territory ;p
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:45,
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have a hug
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:49,
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*sniff, sniff* Thanks for understanding
can we lie down now?
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:54,
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I've slept on this, and I'd like to say something to you.
If I log on to b3ta and see three or four images that deal in the kind of chan-inspired, unfunny, racist stereotypes that you portrayed in your image, I'm not going to want to post here, because however those images are intended to be taken (literally or ironically) they ALL look like chan-inspired, unfunny, racist shit, there's no way to tell the difference. Not to me, not to other users, not to new people who might be looking at the board wondering whether to join, and not to hatefilled racists who are just looking for somewhere new to dump their weak shit. Observe this (and most other) boards for a while and it becomes obvious that the kinds of posts people make are guided by what's perceived to be acceptable. For this reason, I will ALWAYS jump with both feet when I see someone posting something which I feel would encourage the kinds of posts which would make the board into the kind of place I wouldn't want to post. Clearly I am not the only person here who does that. And clearly I was not the only person on here who believed your post fit squarely into that category. Your reaction to the criticisms you received was disturbing but perhaps understandable. The simple fact though is you posted something on here which many regular users found unacceptable, and you acted aggressively and beligerently when that was made clear to you. Fair enough, but as your comments went on it loooked more and more as if you were defending and justifying the racism you'd depicted. Re-reading them now, it still looks that way, and here you are still feeling aggrieved about it. To restate, not a threat but a simple fact of the board, post stuff like that and you'll face a shitstorm every time. There's no way myself or many others are going to lamely watch the board turn into the kind of place where ignorant cunts come to publicly celebrate their prejudices, and from my perspective your post is a step in that direction. That's why I, and others, challenged it, and why I would do so again.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:23,
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Completely agree with, mofaha, here.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:32,
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I've never heard of 4chan before
but I just had a quick sneaky peek and you are right this (B3ta) is a better site. Although there is a very nice high def pic of that wizardess Emma Watson, and you can almost see her minky. We don't need people to jump ship, do we?
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:52,
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I've only just seen the post below that started the whole thing...
I wasn't intending to stir stuff up, I just saw the later posts mentioning Chicken and Melons and my weird mind went and did that ^ I find b3ta a strange beast in the sense that a lot of the board users/regulars posts some pretty close-to-the-mark stuff. Things that people I know 'wouldn't get' but people on here deem ok. But then on occasion, those regualars deem other posts totally unacceptable. I, personally, can see the clear distinction between what's acceptable and what would be classed as not, but I do feel that the lines are blurred sometimes. The difference between a racist post and one depicting, say, Maddy McCann, are 2 totally different entities/situations but would still cause the same amount of upset to whoever took offence to them in the particular way they feel upset by (racism/child abuse). To censor certain things or tell people not to post certain posts is understandable but not (in my reckoning), the answer. This just causes arguments as seen earlier. People need to (and I point my finger at nobody here), take a bit of responsibilty in what they think may or may not upset the masses...
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:54,
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Wow - there were racists conertations to that?! I'm so naieve it hurts...
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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:14,
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pretty much anything is fair game around here
dead children, queer bashing, drug (ab)use, nazis. but as soon as someone steroetypes someone's skin colour, the whole world and their granny lines up to take a swipe. draw a line, but with a big curve in it like the A15. like this:
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:22,
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Point well made
this place is full of hypocrites ready to be judge, jury and executioner on what is or isn't acceptable. I think the difference with 'racism' is that they are programmed and know that if they throw the race card around, it will arouse there ilk and give them some sense of importance in the group. Who knows or cares. I am not a racist, despite what they say--but they will not hear that, nor accept that. So fuck em.
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:29,
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the moral high ground in here
is a swamp
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:34,
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What's all this then?
(I don't know anything...I'm just a dumb white honky cracker,...so I'll keep out of this discussion.)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:20,
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I do love
the word Honky.
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:26,
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*honk*honk*
I only come here to laugh..........so see ya's... o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:28,
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you place a higher value on your judgments than I do
so it is hard to take you seriously. Fact is, that image was directed at 'gangstas' and not black people per se. And it didn't start out being even that--it just evolved as different elements were added. I do not believe the 'stereotypes' any more than I believe that the Queen is a blow-up doll. But to refrain from depicting such things simply to avoid the wrath of hypocrites programmed to scream "race" is ludicrous.
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:44,
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No this is
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:50,
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I understand the point you are making here
and I do respect your point of view. You are obviously a kind and tenderhearted person. I like you because of that. You have made yourself clear on this several times. If your feelings on this were universal than I could more easily agree with you more completely, as it is, they are not and so I am not. I have gotten used to repeated japes and jibes regarding Elizabeth, Charles, Thatcher, Bush, and Palin, to name only a few. Nothing is sacred here and only a few things off limits, I have seen Christianity savaged on this board but oddly only rarely Islam, a religion as ripe for satire as any. Chavs are a favorite target here and so are the Welsh. .The French are ridiculed unmercifully. I've even seen black culture, especially American black culture depicted through embarrassing historical lenses repeatedly on this board, golliwogs, lawn jockeys, blackface, vaudeville, ridiculous animated bulging eyes etc. So your concrete stance on this now frankly surprises me. You are taking a high moral ground here, setting yourself as arbiter of what is acceptable and what is not. I live with these kinds attempts to squelch expression, satire and humor and to control language every day of my life, for example any given opposition to the policies of Barak Obama's administration are instantly and axiomatically tagged racist without any attempt at all in responding to the substance of the criticism, and I visit here on B3ta precisely to escape such thoughtless charges. And yet here it is again. Lastly, you are using argumentum ad populum to support your position, fallacious reasoning I reject. I do hope you choose not to abandon the board because your sensibilities are offended. You might be surprised at the umbrage I've swallowed so that I can persist in enjoying the genuine creativity expressed here.
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kombu dashi ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:56,
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well said.
but now that the feeding frenzy is over, it is doubtful that the hypocritical feeders will come back to read this. And even if they did, they'd likely not keep the conversation alive, because they prefer to be on the offensive rather than on defense.
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:17,
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But why did it cross the road?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:40,
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If you can get it to drink some gin or vodka, I will then have a slice
nice rendition, btw
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:40,
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schnapps
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:44,
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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:48,
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oh wow, it's the same source-chicken
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:54,
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she's a professional source prostitute that way
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:57,
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Chorange?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:54,
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Mmmm... tasty Chorange...
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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:56,
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Oricken
Sounds like it's from the flar least, therefore it needs plum sauce.
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:03,
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Hehe
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:51,
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Just needs some butter and pepper...
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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:08,
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I wanna see a bananananana one. Do it.... DO IT!!!
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:17,
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Last one!
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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:40,
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this one does not appeal to me
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 14:42,
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You had to slip that one in...
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:03,
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Eatin' Rifles..
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barzo ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:17,
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You forgot the
.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:18,
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I just went to Dealey Plaza
They have X's on the pavement where each of the shots hit JFK. People wait for the traffic to subside and go stand on them for photos, some acting out JFK's reaction.
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NJtoTX ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:40,
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i'd ask how they manage to act like lifeless corpses
but danny dyer seems to manage it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:46,
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My Gameboy
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:12,
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Hahahahaha
Fuck!
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Frogbeat ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:13,
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My Steven McQueen's Solitary does this to a man. Although I'd be thinking he'd be after pong.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:14,
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do you have to blow on the cartridge to make it work?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:16,
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toetris?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:19,
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Next stop...
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Frogbeat ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:57,
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we are looking
downward onto railroad tracks (or the like)right? Took a minute to decide
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:02,
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Yes, yes we are!
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Frogbeat ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:07,
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Adobe Central. All out, all b&.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:10,
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I tried to make it as inoffensive as possible
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:50,
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this is very nice
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:52,
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needs more chicken
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:01,
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doesn't everything?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:02,
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apparently you are a racist if you depict watermelon and chicken together
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:03,
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Afternoon Mr Griffin
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:05,
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nope, no ranting here
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:11,
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watermelon and chicken?
sounds nasty
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:06,
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well personally I like kfc, watermellon and I'd probably like malt liquour if it were available here.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:11,
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malt liquor comes with many a headache, I've found
plus I've never found one that didn't taste nasty
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LS18 ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:17,
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I'm offended!
Woo!
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Frogbeat ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:53,
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I know, it's so damn dark
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:54,
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Me Too
at the lack of any racist content! It's just not on you know!
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:55,
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maybe I should add a few porch monkeys
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:58,
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Yeah
one in a rocking chair should do the trick.
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:59,
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:00,
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That cloud's going at least 45, crazy drunk storm.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:57,
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Lovely......
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 15:22,
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