for those uninitiatedwww.foddy.net/Athletics.html
top tip: initially press O to lean forward then P+Q, then O+W. Timing is near impossible to get. Much fun.
(top tip: initially press O to lean forward then P+Q, then O+W. Timing is near impossible to get. Much fun.
Grundlebiscuit,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:05,
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in the league of shit things on the internet..that's right up thereimpossible
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:10,
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i <3 shit things on the interneti gobble them up like a desperate internet whore
( Grundlebiscuit,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:11,
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you'd love gayshift
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:14,
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Speaking as an inhabitant,I'd say it's pretty hard to love.
(
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:19,
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ahhhhahhhhahhhah that's hilariousministry of silly walks
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:44,
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DO YOU WANT TO RIP OFF YOUR COCK (Y/N)? Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:31,
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GAME OVERYour score is 1 out of a possible 100.
You have earned the rank of NOVICE COCK RIPPER
(You have earned the rank of NOVICE COCK RIPPER
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:17,
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY AGAIN Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:42,
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If you rub it fast enoughIt plays the intro to "Chariots of Fire"
(,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:23,
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I hereby call for an moratorium upon victorious document waving...
...Or we could all go round waving the horoscope at passers by with a self satisfied gurn on...
Sprayah Hell is other people’s ringtones...,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:42,
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nope it went woosh prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:46,
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hahahahahahthis is great
except one of santas feet is missing
(except one of santas feet is missing
FIEND,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:38,
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hellohow's things going? i have a rare night when i feel i've got time to be on b3ta. i'm wrong, but fuck it. i'm watching once, waiting hungrily and increasingly drunkenly for some pork chops to defrost, and anything else can sod itself :)
(
boris the spider,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:28,
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Bringing people togetherThat was the real meaning of this post
(,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:30,
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Good stuff.Things are going quite well. 3 months in to my job and no sack yet.
Are you enjoying your twenty minutes of daylight per day? How is Science going?
(Are you enjoying your twenty minutes of daylight per day? How is Science going?
zoldergoose,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:31,
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SCIENCE FUCKING ROCKSmeaning "I finally finished a paper the other day that I started in 2004 and fuck me does it rock". I am planning a big night one day over the weekend to celebrate this. This may not happen but a big night early next week will though I forget where I said we'd be eating dinner.
The 20 minutes of daylight a day are still 22 minutes, thanks. It's also horribly warm. The other week it went down to -18 so we all got used to that and now it's basically hovering around freezing. The streets are horrible, full of half-defrosted snow, ice and those ugly brown gritty granules that slush turns into when it's below freezing, and it's warm enough I don't need to wear long Johns.
Black as a nun's starfish, of course.
(The 20 minutes of daylight a day are still 22 minutes, thanks. It's also horribly warm. The other week it went down to -18 so we all got used to that and now it's basically hovering around freezing. The streets are horrible, full of half-defrosted snow, ice and those ugly brown gritty granules that slush turns into when it's below freezing, and it's warm enough I don't need to wear long Johns.
Black as a nun's starfish, of course.
boris the spider,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:35,
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Hey good work.What happens if you Word-autosummarise your six-years-in-the-making paper down to one sentence?
( zoldergoose,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:41,
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Hmmm."Everyone who has tried to say something about early-universe magnetic fields has in principle been dead fucking wrong and in practice could have been absurdly wrong."
( boris the spider,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:02,
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I'm also about to run out of wineThis is a problem when you live in Norway :(
( boris the spider,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:03,
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Are we meant to understand this?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:26,
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she likes them dusky prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:44,
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Well at least the weather's nice
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:08,
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I can see that thing I bought for the wife last..........oh
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:10,
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Happy Christmas My Arse!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:04,
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Every time a comment is added it changes . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:27,
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...and still manages to look shite! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:44,
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Bollox the dark grey went wrong! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:04,
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Right on for the bleakness
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:09,
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Happy Bleakness ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:21,
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I like thisDid you take this?
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:23,
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Only inasmuch as I made the incredible song at the end of this link.www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXJj_P9gNHs
(ie, no. It's the first pic that pops up when you google 'desolate landscape')
((ie, no. It's the first pic that pops up when you google 'desolate landscape')
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:36,
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Shrouded in secrecy ~~~ Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:14,
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My 2011 Calendar
Click here for pdf download
www.thetwistedomentum.com/files/calendar2011.php
Hope you like .......... :-)
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:54,
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Excellent stuff!I only recognised a few of them so it's a special treat!
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:58,
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Fantastic . . . that's a keeper . . . Havey New Year ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:01,
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Arf.... do you do a deal were you you can transfer the red wine to a mans PC...!!
Sorry - it only takes USB Port*dons spang proof hat*
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:05,
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Cheers you!your logo really makes the site stand out
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:05,
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mehif you want me to do another I will for free :) different colours n stuff. Do you paint these pics? their lully.
( FIEND,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:07,
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Ta I do paint them with my own cock no foot no handsgot there.
I love the Grafitti I've got ta - should do a cartoon for you to say ta................
(I love the Grafitti I've got ta - should do a cartoon for you to say ta................
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:09,
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no you don't have toputting it on your site is MORE than enough :D thanks for that xxxxxxxxxxx
( FIEND,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:10,
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HAHA like the name changewe did a Xmas pub quiz the other weekend. One question was - True or False - "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" was a traditional seasonal punishment for Adultery?
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:13,
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Hey you...you wanted a big one..(heh heh)...click on the weeds...(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:51,
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Ooh, nice one, cheers :) mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:53,
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Great Stuff L7 ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:02,
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Wanna see some shops that you've seen a hundred times? (SPAM)(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:14,
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Imma be followin' all tree ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:16,
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It gave me a headache.I just don't like thinking anymore.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:56,
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Don't think . . . just a thought . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:03,
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haha, beautiful.Nice bit of brandishing there.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:54,
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I like to psychoanalyse vegetablesMy latest patient is called Terrence.
He's got quite a carrot id, our Terry.
(He's got quite a carrot id, our Terry.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:28,
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Shame his motor got nicked at gunpointAnother victim of cardiacing.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:56,
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Deck the walls with . . . well you now . . . something warm and . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:45,
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Yeah . . . it is a privacy type of thing . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:50,
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Look, pal,when I invited you in to my bedsit, it was for one thing and one thing only.
Taking photographs was not the thing.
(Taking photographs was not the thing.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:56,
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Shhhh.... Or I'll post the one of you in your.... well you know...!!
Hey, that stays between me, you and the badger.Goodness knows what unthinkable carnage could be wrought with a simple ill-advised mouse click.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:05,
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Don't mention the mouse......The RSPCA might be monitoring b3ta...!!
(,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:15,
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Whoops!You're quite right.
And we'd best not even think about the nest of atrociously-mannered feral rats.
Although, in retrospect, it was kinda fun.
(And we'd best not even think about the nest of atrociously-mannered feral rats.
Although, in retrospect, it was kinda fun.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:30,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: B3ta Christmas Cards"){kind=small}
Eat . . . Drink . . . And Get Mary !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:09,
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The sack is ready to bust loose ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:21,
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It does look like she's been stocking up ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:24,
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Well you can never have to much of it.........What ever's left you can save for the next day....!!
(,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:28,
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Oh yeah . . . roll overs ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:30,
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POWER THIGHSShe needs a belt to keep her stockings up
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:19,
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A good stiff belt wouldn't hurt ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:22,
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snooty mcboochie (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:22,
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moochie snoochmix Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:23,
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SWEETNOOCHMIX (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:24,
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G 4 JUSSIS
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:30,
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Chain Chain Shain Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:31,
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Here come the hotstepper
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:33,
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Bit of a pearoast: Updated my Kim Jong-Better pic
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:33,
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Jongbut not forgotten
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:34,
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Hahaha
It's Kim Jong Il to Clinton suckas
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:34,
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She takes dictation ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:40,
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That's right . . . feel Mary ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:44,
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Yes . . . yes she does ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:56,
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He moved like they do.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:14,
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FINE JAPES (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:22,
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Hahaha! I like this :) Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:47,
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Is it real or computer-generated?Let's give it a Turin test.
Have a click.
(Have a click.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:57,
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CHRIST'S BONES (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:57,
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He looks like he has to peewith his crossed knees and all
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:03,
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I sense large amounts of Woo and Yay in your pic.
(
addickted has attained freedom,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:27,
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Im sorry...Had it stuck in my head, and had to unfurl it somewhere...
hahahahahahahabetter out than in
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:18,
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but she gave it away the very next day :o(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:21,
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This year, to save me from tears, Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:24,
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I believe I saw this documentary earlier mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:07,
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Hahahahahahahaperfect choice of source pic in the second frame
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:38,
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what about second brekfuckst?
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:15,
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i'd imagined hobbits to have smaller cdcs if i am honestbut that's just me being racist i suppose :(
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:19,
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You're just racist to people with West Country accents.So that's okay.
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:46,
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What about putting some fucking socks on first? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:01,
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Second Buckfast?www.b3ta.com/board/10110186
(^ the best thing ever)
((^ the best thing ever)
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:15,
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How many minutes will this be permitted to stay on /board for, I wonder?
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:53,
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GOLDENnot brown
(
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:53,
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There are in fact five gold rings visible in this picture as well ... oh
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:56,
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hahahaha!That makes me feel all warm inside.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:57,
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Shudders at the thought of six geese a laying.
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:00,
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*battens down the hatches*
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:06,
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Hahaha - surely a Yuletide FP if ever I saw one!*clicks*
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:00,
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You're working on a schemeWorking overtime underground
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:24,
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Ha - Works for me.Some images are worth working with Goatse... some are not worth the pain.
This was worth it I think.
(This was worth it I think.
Flash_Bastard,
Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:22,
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Always so ingratiating ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:58,
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Interestingly, it's well known the Philip likes a bit of meat on his floozies
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:08,
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Odd to have the occasional breath of fresh air coming out of a despicable, objectionable, doddering old cadaver.But enough about my love life...
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:14,
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It's due around February 18.And I resent people using my wedding photos as source pics.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:56,
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i hate that meme tooso in protest i shall pearoast this here
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:10,
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I think it's not that bad now and againbut if you see that face appearing on every single evening post, every day, it soon loses its appeal
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:14,
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yes, once a week is acceptable to me
(
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:15,
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NSFW!and i work at home.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:37,
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Thanks for clearing that one up.And WOO! by the way.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:04,
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Me hearties!On that note I'm off for a big, proper burger (not in the Catholic church sense).
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:52,
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Strength In Ventricles . . . why I aorta ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:54,
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ANIMATE THAT SHIT (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:58,
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yes, but it will be amazing (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:07,
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