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# Dunno
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 0:21, archived)
# this is superb
Who'dve thought a man's expression of terror and pain would be one of sexual excitement and glee too?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 0:26, archived)
# well, when taters is on the prowl, all bets are off
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Its sea tramp time!
He comes out at night... mostly...

How's thee, old bean? Back home in brum this weekend. Was lovely seeing the lush Suzanne Virdee again.

I'd come to Dr When's bash, but alas, ill be in Japan!
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 0:31, archived)
# I'm well, ta.
Going to Purplestock in Derby tomorrow.
www.purplestock.net
If my creaking finances can cover both, I'll go to Dr When's do as well. I'd like to, cos I missed last year's.
Why can't these cunts organise something outside the freezing months? Don't they realise some of us smoke?
By the way: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp1E-Qb8kAg
I put this on the links board last night (no, I didn't make it) and I think it might inspire ya.
Gen ki desu!
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 0:41, archived)
# I like this thing!
It's from a movie about some thing, but I forget what it was.
Does anyone remember what the thing was?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:15, archived)
# John Carpenter's 'The Thing'?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Thingin' in the Rain?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:24, archived)
# The Things speech
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:25, archived)
#
might be true.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Every cowboy thingth a thad, thad, thong.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Tee-hee
It's a gurl.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 4:20, archived)
# "the bus that couldnt slow down"
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:23, archived)
# thing uth a thong
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Too Literal?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:56, archived)
# i had to de-ris
good times
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:02, archived)
#
wow, amazing.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Bahahaha!
TOAP, but a good one. I like how Kim Jong Il puts up his hand to shield himself from his idiot son.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha ewwwwwww
I assume he ate the dog after, the fat fuck
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Brave, bold show of leadership there.
Forcing untrained carnivorous teeth towards my bell-end is something I'd normally shy away from.
With the heartfelt cries of ten million people not asking me to bother in the first place.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Hahaha
ror
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:57, archived)
# ROR!
What a lovable little dumpling Il Junior is. Somehow I doubt his regime will last *quite* as long as dear ol' dad's.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 0:07, archived)
# excellent
old jongy's face is just brilliant on that last frame
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 0:15, archived)
#
fantastic for sure.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:33, archived)
# I clicked 'I like this!'
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:13, archived)
# hahahaha
haha
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Despite myself...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:43, archived)
# I wonder if they are facing Mecca
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:47, archived)
# hahaha oof
That's getting fucked up badly, a police van reversed over someone.. and they have government plain clothes officers that are beating the shit out of people.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:49, archived)
# The footage I saw of the police van
looked like he had little choice but to fuck off like that or be dead.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 2:52, archived)
# this would be the scene
if B3ta were in power
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Errrh Your Mum?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:24, archived)
# nicely done
there's several actual chubby emo kids this reminds me of
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Egon Spengoth
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:49, archived)
# erm...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Christ this is so strained I've got piles again :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:17, archived)
# *clicks this*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:18, archived)
# With apologies to Jonti Picking
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Keys new job
Transporter and bollock warmer of Souness
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:36, archived)
# possibly been done
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I want to see full gender reports
before I send my team out to play against them!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)
# "Hello! I'm that guy from Bargain Hunt and I'm not sure what my name is, just like everyone else."
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)
# hahahaha, sod
derek looks like the type who'd enjoy a good aul asphixiwank
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:32, archived)
# ughhhh
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:34, archived)
# It's just a phase she's going through. The family understands and is rallying round.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)
# oink
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)
# WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Seams like a spang.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:37, archived)
# ha
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:56, archived)
# "Are you sure you wouldn't like a cheese sandwich?"
Errrr SPANG!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:25, archived)
# i love that rotating 'SPANG!!!'
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 1:14, archived)
# look down the hole
Feverish
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:26, archived)
# The ghost girl is gone.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)
# different corridor
honest
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)
# I like them all.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:29, archived)
# thanks alot :)
the one with the ghost girl is the one that runs at right angles at the end of this shot...it's an incredible maze :))))
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)
# It sure is... o/
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# ha I typed a right load of old shit
thanks for trying :)

fucking morrisons 2-for-1
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:41, archived)
# criky that's scary
looks like the grudge girl in the reflection on the roof :S great as always Duts.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:30, archived)
# chibs :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Did this for a friend's band, who didn't ask for it, nor will they probably use it. but I was bored


\m/
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Heiurator?
/predictable blog
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:03, archived)
# tlELU3A70R
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:05, archived)
# indeed
or maybe it says HELLRAZOR ;P
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Why would it say that? That's a rubbish bandname.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Unlikely to attract the gentle folk rock crowd they're aiming for.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:05, archived)
# haha
it says Hellrazor.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:08, archived)
# haha
ffs, and tomorrow I'll be listening to a group called SkullFunk.

'Pig Horn featuring Potter's Wheel', now that's a good name for a band.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:21, archived)
# ...she likes it...

*edit: This can be on their cover.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:12, archived)
# GET THE HARPOONS
It's the rare winged whale.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:18, archived)
# crikey !
kill it dead
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)
# oh ffs Fallout boy
I mean Atomic...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Ha ha...sorry... XD
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Heil Razor!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:19, archived)
# it's rad, nicely :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:19, archived)
# I think a white outline round the text would make it punchier...

but I like it :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Gave up on the eye make-up :-(
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:34, archived)
# multipal goth phuckbucka mit da rise of phuckjigga
season 12
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:37, archived)
# :)))
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Miranda
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:31, archived)
# HOT PISS!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Watch her... watch her...
SHE'S GOING TO FALL OVER
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:37, archived)
# THEN SHE'LL KNOWINGLY WINK AT THE VIEWERS TO COMPLETE THE LOL
It really is the worst sitcom in living memory, though I would imagine it is popular with single, mid-30s, obese giants.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:39, archived)
# ^ This with extra piss on
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:19, archived)
# "You've got something on the side of your mouth Mi.. Oh, that IS your mouth..."
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)
# pfff-fff-ffft
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] persecution? you goth nothing on me
bollocks to the cute kitten
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:27, archived)
# *pulls up chair*
*watches*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Are you waiting for it to load, too?
*erects deckchair, pulls out pork pie, newspaper and pipe*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Your posts are fucking vast mate
lob in some optimisation, there's a good chap
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:35, archived)
# hows it now?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:46, archived)
#
You need to resize it to 400 wide and a file size of less than 100kB
then rehost it to "pigsby.com"
Trying to resize it in HTML codes is no good
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Strangely that's what my ex said to me.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Huge Trouser Member Length ?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)
#
"You don't have permission to access /blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jesus-goth.jpg on this server."

Try using b3ta's own image uploader. That said, if your image is as big as people are saying your last one was, then it might take about 2 months to upload due to it's incredible speed.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Why does it have to be stupidly huge file night
the night when my internet fails and I have to pay huge ammounts through the 3 network?



It's smaller now but please read the faq.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:36, archived)
# 3 are utter wank for unexpected bandwidth costs.
It was a great day when I got proper broadband and could flush my 3 dongle down the toilet where it belonged.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)
# No
I'm having to use pay as you go as my ADSL is fukt. Best reception for work round here.
But tonight on B3ta, Matthew, I'm going to be eating up my quota.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)
# LOL
I've had to survive at times on 3g dongle and the cost over limit is outrageous. Wish some muppets would think and realise that they may live in an area with great connections but a lot of people like me still live in the boonies. ADSL when you can get it is random and sometimes it's having to whip out the dongle to get anything. In both cases smaller files sizes is better plus it just makes sense regardless. Hate twats at work who send around bloated attachments etc. OK I'll shut up now.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Well I got stranded in the wildes after my plane crashed and I had to use a whatsit and doodat to cut off my
dongles with no medication at all!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Horrid
But how did you Tweet about your situation. You poor chap?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)
# by wringing the neck of a baby golden eagle.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:31, archived)
# As you do
Silly question so obvious really. Apologies.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)
# BIGGER THAN JESUS
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Nothing is bigger than Jesus.
Everything is bigger than Jesus.
Jesus's car is probably bigger than Jesus.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:41, archived)
# well on the 25th that'd be Joseph:P
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
# I am setting you on ignore for this shit
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)
# I can understand that
but if he does get the size right then the images themselves are ok, eh?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)
# I love Tuesdays, best of all the noobie days!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)
# have shrank it down (my bad)
though sort yourselves some proper broadband...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Sort yourself some proper manners, pal.
Before you start pretending to apologise and then blaming everybody else's wiring.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
# #and then you go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like#
# sort yourselves some proper broadbaaaaaaaaand #
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# You're doing it wrong again



Ask for help before everyone ignores you
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:46, archived)
# It's Gothpel!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] It's still a less depressing forum than mumsnet.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:08, archived)
# 4real
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:09, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:13, archived)
# but I dont know any goths that self harm
:(

But its still funy
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:19, archived)
# I was watching a Bugs Bunny cartoon the other day.
I don't know any rabbits who can talk. But it's still funny.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Is 'moodychops' a no-no infront of the goths then?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:24, archived)
# It's slightly more
polite than "grumpy trousers".
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Hahaha
I worked with a young lass at Bigpictures who cut her arms to hell; her last job had apparently been in Golders Green morgue; we never got round to 'doing lunch'
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:40, archived)
# moodychops
hahaha
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] cuter than i wanted, but it cuts itself and is misunderstood
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Well over a meg!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:09, archived)
# And it's HUGE (although it has been HTML resized to a mere 400 x 1 pixel)
Goth cream might go down better
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Personally I prefer spicy thai goth cream.
It goes much better with my deep fried battered goth prawns!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Can you see it?
I'm getting a blank image.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:17, archived)
# I can't see it on the page,
but if I do "View image info" in Firefox, it's there.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:19, archived)
# right click on the underline and import it to PS or Gimp
It's about 1522 x 2021
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:19, archived)
# What's what she said:P
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:24, archived)
# white space, the internet mice at B3TA
are all holocasted
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Please don't resize this.
I've just got 50MB cable broadband installed and I've been looking for a fucking huge file to download.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)
# yeah i should probably watch what i'm doing
when i save things...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Oh, definitely.
You should also optimize this pic and reupload.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:43, archived)
# have done
been working on large format all day...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)
# sorry, gettin heckled, resized
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)
# quoth the raven, '404'
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmm the creamy taste of goth cheese
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:54, archived)
# I saw this in the newsletter and had to do it

(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:03, archived)
# I guess
someone had to. :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:32, archived)
# am i the only one who thought rocky and bullwinkle was shit?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Yes.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:37, archived)
# ok
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:37, archived)
#
Rocky & Bullwinkle enjoyed popularity during the 1960s. It was targeted towards children and adults. The zany characters and absurd plots would draw in children, while the clever usage of puns and topical references appealed to the adult demographic. These strengths helped it overcome the fact that it had choppy, limited animation; in fact, some critics described the series as a well-written radio program with pictures.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:42, archived)
# i thought the puns were terrible
and the bogus russian accents were atrocious. also, bullwinkle's voice really got on my tits.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:48, archived)
# I watched it for one reason and one reason only.............NATASHA.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:53, archived)
# perv
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:03, archived)
# I suppose he does look a bit like one...
but I am sure he is meant to be a deer..
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:41, archived)
# he looks like a peanut with antlers
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:42, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys!

What are you drawing tonight and can it be called 'Lily' ?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:04, archived)
# i'm not drawing tonight
i won a tenner before, so i'm going to the pub. i may draw something tomorrow, possibly a shark or a clam. it might be called lily.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Enjoy your two drinks.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:27, archived)
# i can get 4 pints for a tenner
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Never saw it.
My generation will remember Jason Alexander and Rene Russo and a nice film.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:49, archived)
# being a child of the seventies
i was subjected to all kinds of weird cartoons
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:04, archived)
# BRB, LOL
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:59, archived)

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