(Hitler's BarberSoylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 0:21,
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this is superb
Who'dve thought a man's expression of terror and pain would be one of sexual excitement and glee too?
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 0:26,
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well, when taters is on the prowl, all bets are off
(Sea Trampthe thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 0:30,
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Its sea tramp time!
He comes out at night... mostly...
How's thee, old bean? Back home in brum this weekend. Was lovely seeing the lush Suzanne Virdee again.
I'd come to Dr When's bash, but alas, ill be in Japan!
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 0:31,
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I'm well, ta.
Going to Purplestock in Derby tomorrow. www.purplestock.net If my creaking finances can cover both, I'll go to Dr When's do as well. I'd like to, cos I missed last year's. Why can't these cunts organise something outside the freezing months? Don't they realise some of us smoke? By the way: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp1E-Qb8kAg I put this on the links board last night (no, I didn't make it) and I think it might inspire ya. Gen ki desu!
(Sea Trampthe thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 0:41,
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I like this thing!
It's from a movie about some thing, but I forget what it was. Does anyone remember what the thing was?
Forcing untrained carnivorous teeth towards my bell-end is something I'd normally shy away from. With the heartfelt cries of ten million people not asking me to bother in the first place.
That's getting fucked up badly, a police van reversed over someone.. and they have government plain clothes officers that are beating the shit out of people.
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:35,
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hows it now?
(dapigg17even if you shouldn't, you know you probably will!,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:46,
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You need to resize it to 400 wide and a file size of less than 100kB then rehost it to "pigsby.com" Trying to resize it in HTML codes is no good
(CanonCaliberA big bore,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:51,
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Strangely that's what my ex said to me.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:56,
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Huge Trouser Member Length ?
(CanonCaliberA big bore,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:06,
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"You don't have permission to access /blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jesus-goth.jpg on this server."
Try using b3ta's own image uploader. That said, if your image is as big as people are saying your last one was, then it might take about 2 months to upload due to it's incredible speed.
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:36,
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Why does it have to be stupidly huge file night
the night when my internet fails and I have to pay huge ammounts through the 3 network?
It's smaller now but please read the faq.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:36,
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3 are utter wank for unexpected bandwidth costs.
It was a great day when I got proper broadband and could flush my 3 dongle down the toilet where it belonged.
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:44,
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No
I'm having to use pay as you go as my ADSL is fukt. Best reception for work round here. But tonight on B3ta, Matthew, I'm going to be eating up my quota.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:47,
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LOL
I've had to survive at times on 3g dongle and the cost over limit is outrageous. Wish some muppets would think and realise that they may live in an area with great connections but a lot of people like me still live in the boonies. ADSL when you can get it is random and sometimes it's having to whip out the dongle to get anything. In both cases smaller files sizes is better plus it just makes sense regardless. Hate twats at work who send around bloated attachments etc. OK I'll shut up now.
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:59,
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Well I got stranded in the wildes after my plane crashed and I had to use a whatsit and doodat to cut off my
dongles with no medication at all!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:03,
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Horrid
But how did you Tweet about your situation. You poor chap?
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:09,
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by wringing the neck of a baby golden eagle.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:31,
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As you do
Silly question so obvious really. Apologies.
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:42,
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BIGGER THAN JESUS
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:39,
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Nothing is bigger than Jesus.
Everything is bigger than Jesus. Jesus's car is probably bigger than Jesus.
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:27,
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Hahaha
I worked with a young lass at Bigpictures who cut her arms to hell; her last job had apparently been in Golders Green morgue; we never got round to 'doing lunch'
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:40,
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moodychops
hahaha
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:20,
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cuter than i wanted, but it cuts itself and is misunderstood
(dapigg17even if you shouldn't, you know you probably will!,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:55,
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Well over a meg!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:09,
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And it's HUGE (although it has been HTML resized to a mere 400 x 1 pixel)
Goth cream might go down better
(CanonCaliberA big bore,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:13,
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Personally I prefer spicy thai goth cream.
It goes much better with my deep fried battered goth prawns!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:25,
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Can you see it?
I'm getting a blank image.
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:17,
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I can't see it on the page,
but if I do "View image info" in Firefox, it's there.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:32,
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am i the only one who thought rocky and bullwinkle was shit?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:36,
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Yes.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:37,
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ok
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:37,
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Rocky & Bullwinkle enjoyed popularity during the 1960s. It was targeted towards children and adults. The zany characters and absurd plots would draw in children, while the clever usage of puns and topical references appealed to the adult demographic. These strengths helped it overcome the fact that it had choppy, limited animation; in fact, some critics described the series as a well-written radio program with pictures.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:42,
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i thought the puns were terrible
and the bogus russian accents were atrocious. also, bullwinkle's voice really got on my tits.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:48,
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I watched it for one reason and one reason only.............NATASHA.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:53,
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perv
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:03,
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I suppose he does look a bit like one...
but I am sure he is meant to be a deer..
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:41,
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he looks like a peanut with antlers
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:42,
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I bet you say that to all the boys!
What are you drawing tonight and can it be called 'Lily' ?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:04,
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i'm not drawing tonight
i won a tenner before, so i'm going to the pub. i may draw something tomorrow, possibly a shark or a clam. it might be called lily.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:05,
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