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[challenge entry] find -name "goatse.jpg" | xargs rm; cd bad_puns
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:54, archived)
# I already have a pony!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
# he's actually not a bad singer himself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)
# I know the woman who bought that stairway,
I heard the doors were closed when she got there.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# No idea why.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Coz yooz don't haz teh madz html skillz?
:P

Is it bear back riding?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:51, archived)
# backs away slowly
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Zoop! Zoop!
I am assured this is how all the cool kids talk. Oh yes. I'm low with the housies.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Groan.

Sorry

De-RIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeChtm8aafg
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)
# What ever happened to lucky?
I expect he died.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:45, archived)
# He deserved it.
( Crapped in my shoes.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:48, archived)
# eye rifle bee nun dog
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
# eye gun bee sewing dogs?
that's just cruel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:48, archived)
# like a rubber ducky?
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:50, archived)
# I shot Bin Laden's Dog?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:53, archived)
# haha gets it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Arf... ten minutes later I get it.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)
# ^ this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)
# I should be so dog
Dog dog dog.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop!
Crap animation time.
(Tivert, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:33, archived)
# STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# HAMMER TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# You isn't getting his hands on that cheese triangle.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:37, archived)
# have you ever wondered how
you get triangles from a cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# I'm sorry..... I'v been to the shop....
Teach them geometry from a young age....?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm, not quite there I think, but what the hey
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:16, archived)
# nice chair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Well I like it.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Took me a mo
Nice one:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] one of my all-time favourites
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:06, archived)
# 'Elo Smash! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:06, archived)
# :D
i was waiting for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:09, archived)
# What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:09, archived)
# chlamydia
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:10, archived)
# hey!
i got rid of that once!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Bugger that.
I got rid of crabs with lighter fluid:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:12, archived)
# i know a bloke
who said he got rid of crabs with vaseline.
still wouldn't touch him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Bet you tried to.....
He just kept giving you the slip though...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# honestly, wouldn't touch him with yours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Eeeks ..... I'll hide anyway just in case....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
# it's ok, i think he's dead now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Well yeah
You'd just keep sliding off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
# pffff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)
# this
(.)(.)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Boobs!
I win the internet! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:19, archived)
# One of you all time favorites....
The gentlemens lavatory? ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:16, archived)
# hahahahaha!
oh, you know me so well!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Haha.... sorry ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Rabbit thread!
It's Chinese year of the Rabbit as everyone knows so post your rabbit pics here.
No prizes but a winner must be chosen for gloating rights!
:D

This is the shortest thread ever... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:05, archived)
# That's one seriously spaced out, trippingly crazy, mad hippy rabbit dude....
Nice....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Not mine but an avatar made for me but the lully Happytoast for other places I'm known on the net...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Oooh
Dark! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
# For WoW toon
Hellsbunnies:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
# (i may be confused)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Not as confused as I am
I think I love her..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
# I declare this post the best thing on this woeful thread. Winnar!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:09, archived)
# your rabbit is very stoned
but he maintains his whiskers to the highest level of excellence
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)
# As every gentleman rabbit should.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:21, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# carrotzirra
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
# rabbit pie pea roast
(teasus likes tea, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# and even oolder
(teasus likes tea, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Weather forecast in Hull ?


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(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:59, archived)
# ?
But what if I don't love Judy Dench?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:06, archived)
# "If Judy Dench was to hatch
what would be inside?"
That was an idea I had for an image challenge. Sadly not used.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Evening b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:54, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:55, archived)
# *grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)
# don't act like you're sorry
because i know you're not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, that didn't take long!


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Dada daaa
Di dada daaaa
Di dada daaaa
Jamnog do dodo do doodoo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:00, archived)
# love the outfit
the fox head, not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:48, archived)
# I went to school in Romsey.
It's actually quite bizaare. Out of all the places in the UK that tiny place was on there.

EDIT: Have another tiny plaice:
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Leno


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(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:38, archived)
# I love Royksopp.
Melody A.M being one of my favourite albums. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)
# this is ace
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Should have read the compo properly :(
(King Mong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:31, archived)
# WHAT YOU SAY?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:33, archived)
# ALL YOUR CATS ARE etc.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] any version you like


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(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Boobs goth smug prat?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:23, archived)
# You called?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:25, archived)
# mum?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:27, archived)
# DAUGHTER! MUMMY MISSED HER BABY GIRL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:28, archived)
# you disapperead
after you had 'the op', i looked everywhere for you
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Did you check Google, honeyflower?
You didn't. Mummy knows best, see? Now cook dinner for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:30, archived)
# One bowl of
Sprout Surprise coming right up =D
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:35, archived)
# ...
..,Dopey, Sneezy..., ? (can never remember the last one).
(k33gan must do b3ta, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Halle
Lou Jah

and praise be while your at it...
(Carlosfandango, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] must have bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:03, archived)
# we dont need another one
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Well you can't have then hanging aroung for ever...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:11, archived)
# You shouldn't have et them all then, you greedy bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:14, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Smug bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:36, archived)
# \o/
Pigs AND Smurfs!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:37, archived)
# The sexah bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Oh man I'm going to have to spin the 7" now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Remember to wipe up afterwards/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] G'won then, as it's a good cause.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)
# what a load of arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)
# X__X
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Pucker up!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
# What an entry!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)
# *teatowels*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:52, archived)
# is that the sphinxta?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:01, archived)
# CAT < TRUST
Cat is less than trust :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:11, archived)
# insert teatowel
here
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] At home drawing pictures..
(k33gan must do b3ta, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)
# that explains a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Haaaaaa! Marvellous!
Best so far, in my rather sexy and incredibly marvellous opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] amidoinitrite?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahahahaha! You are indeed....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:13, archived)
# oh
that hurts my spleen.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Does it contain paint?
Perhaps something between gloss and matt. Very popular in Camelot.

Knights in White Satin...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:19, archived)
# pfft..... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Now it really hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Is cum bucket a song?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)
# :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Run like a bullied white bucket, being chased by lots of menacing black motherfucking buckets?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
# There's a hole in my cumbucket, dear Liza, dear Liza....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Close enough! My work here is done!
Shit I forgot I had a picture to post, perhaps I shall do it tomorrow.

G'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Oh feck hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:00, archived)
# no reason
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:05, archived)
# So you've got a new job in Ireland, I take it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Shares dropped in the 1840s
But mostly recovered now.

oof, t'be sure
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:14, archived)
# I can think of at least 5 reasons for a Potato Shop.
Mmmmmmm..... Rosti

Make that 6.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Goastse Tat?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:09, archived)
# It used to be a beet shop.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:09, archived)

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