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# Iad S'madoch F'ma T! Wih chps!
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Moving on...

"we've known each other for so long..."
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Schnauzer DVD?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)
# b3ta you are a shower of hypocritical cuntstains
I hope you all die this week.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Erm
All of us?

(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# cool, my life has meaning!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Thank you for your kind thoughts.
you twat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Can you let me know what part of the week i'm going to die.
I've got an important meeting on tuesday, is it worth getting ready for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# ?
what did we do now? (other than being hypocritical as that's sadly human nature)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Happy sunday mr toast
I awoke this morning with mrs thor making me a bacon and egg sandwich and afreshly brewed coffee.

How has your day been?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
# I would say dark
not the bestest of days so far, sorry for the delay in replying, off visiting a hospital
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:49, archived)
# But I baked us all cookies.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
# I've just made some blueberry gingerbread
And there's choccy muffins in the oven now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I couldn't decide if I liked the green or not...in retrospect I think not
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Surreptitious CDC is surreptitious!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# :-)
I SEE THEM EVERYWHERE
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:43, archived)
# urvival?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I was in a sniktbub mood...


You'll have to click full size because it's not showing up in preview (291 kb)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:14, archived)
# that was worth the click
nice sketch :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Damn someone replied
I was beggining to think noone was going to bother. Thanks.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Double compo !

(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:03, archived)
# It's a bit like an exotic
version of the Grange Hill title sequence with the sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Cat survival trust?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Hand in Paw


edit: and just one hand...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# ooh, nice idea
have you tried just the one hand and one paw, to stop it looking a bit like a bad mime doing a bird impression? :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 11:54, archived)
# It's supposed to look like a lion's main
but I see what you mean!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I like the way it's quite tribal in design too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:06, archived)
# That is really nice!
woot!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I'll have a 'B', please, Bob.
Second one's got the edge over the first. Nicely!

edit: If I can make a suggestion, my feeling would be to move the pawprint just a little to the left to centre it in the palm.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:11, archived)
# and spread the fingers on the hand
and
and
and ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:14, archived)
# i really really like the 2nd one
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# ^
agreed
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# ^
Ditto
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Second's best
I'd make the paw print a little smaller too and maybe try it in a brown instead of red? Nice work :)
Sorry, but I can't help but see Marty Feldman eyes in the first one?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 0:44, archived)
# 2nd one
Is very very good

Don't get me wrong, first is too, but I really like the second
(I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Gotta be honest...
...I was looking for the Goaste.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] also
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] and....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:03, archived)
# reminds me of the Mars Volta's televators video
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:12, archived)
# used the idea from an early animation
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Yeah. but does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Televators?
Were they three different coloured elevators that run round saying Eh-oh?

'ningles mate. Got your nephew-in-law arriving today.

'ningles peeps.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 11:25, archived)
# hope he's no trouble
tell me if he is and I'll make sure his missus gives him a slap ;)
Also, this is televators: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bJIQNo34hY
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I doing it right?

Cat Survival Truss!



EDIT: Also, did any of you watch the Lotto last night and hear Dale's clasic line Fast forward to about 35:20 and the best bit is arround 35:48
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 8:52, archived)
# thirsty work
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:04, archived)
# What Is?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:16, archived)
# wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:20, archived)
# * Trys

* Goes off to make another coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:12, archived)
# This is very good...
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
#
:D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ALBIONISM, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 7:20, archived)
# I've never had to say that.
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 7:30, archived)
# Is it: 1111 867 558?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 7:52, archived)
# RIS'd
Checked filename which de-RIS'd WB's response
Then got it :-)

Now needs to be done Catchphrase-style!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 10:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Don't let the sun go down on me
I got it right off
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 11:05, archived)
# If you changed to text to 'YEs. You can cuck my knob.'
Then it'd be Please Let Your Son Go Down on Me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Not too difficult this time


(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 7:07, archived)
#

* Still RISSING
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Hint in file name
A major group in Merika, I think also known in other parts of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Merika??

* I am rissing even more now, although I am glad that you feel fine?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 8:58, archived)
# As in "God Bless A Merika"
Think rapid eye movement...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Everybody Dance!

And those are the real steps. I checked.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 6:23, archived)
# Is it 50 cent?

Also, I am not sure how old this is, but it could make a great logo for the Cat Survival Trust?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 6:59, archived)
# No, not 50 cent, or Nickelback
or Red Nichols And His Five Pennies.

Just hover your cursor over the image for the answer.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 7:08, archived)
# is it the macarena?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 8:33, archived)
# No.
goo.gl/Zv6HB

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 8:37, archived)
# And while I'm at it,
I can't do audio mashups, but if I could, I'd combine Mambo #5 and the theme from I Dream Of Jeannie.
Just sayin'.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] um... if I post this now, nobody will see it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 5:01, archived)
# Well...
Thanks phantom voters who lurk. Your reward will be in heaven.

Edit: Cos I can offer little incentive.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 5:22, archived)
# o/
I saw it, Ning Mrs Egg!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 6:12, archived)
[challenge entry] First one I've done for a while
(SarcasticBarSteward wants to be good at Photoshop when he grows up, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 4:00, archived)
# A modern setting of
Richard the turd?


(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 4:09, archived)
# Eat more fiber.
Have a salad.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 7:25, archived)
# ITS A CRAP
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 7:30, archived)
# meeebo wonky?

(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:58, archived)
# I quite like this
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 4:23, archived)
# I'm in agreement.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 7:27, archived)
[challenge entry] To lower the tone



and sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:21, archived)
# ovenhair?
kitchenwig?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:22, archived)
# The world would be a better place with a band called Kitchenwig
(possibly with umlauts)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:31, archived)
# Kücheperücke
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:38, archived)
# Urnonanargagirlinawigwitharubyinnamiddle
Is my favourite song of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:25, archived)
# I'm bored.
Someone suggest something to draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:26, archived)
# a penis going shopping
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:28, archived)
# Why do you always want to see penis, vodkafiend, why do you always want to see penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:29, archived)
# I might just shop a lion's head onto a duckling.
I like doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:35, archived)
# Evil little fuckers.
img65.imageshack.us/img65/9273/quiaowlx0.jpg
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/24337/1252775854/cyglion.jpg
edit: I'll just link them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:40, archived)
# you dropped this...
jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:47, archived)
# Thank you, how honest of you to return it,
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:55, archived)
#


Click for bigger (106 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:48, archived)
# It's mainly just an excuse for me to spend an hour browsing flickr looking at ducklings.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:56, archived)
# you want cute animals to shop? (caution, brainmush and mindless babytalk inducing)
cuteoverload.com/
squee.icanhascheezburger.com/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 4:00, archived)
#
*explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 4:21, archived)
# "shopped"
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 6:02, archived)
# blood?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:36, archived)
#
See here for blood, last frame.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:38, archived)
# the curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 5:14, archived)
# Sheffield Wednesday against Arsenal?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 5:15, archived)
# Two aces, followed by a 3, then another ace for a winning hand.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 5:18, archived)
# yeah
their album oioasdf[oaidf[wet094t094tu09wopds;svs was amazing
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:27, archived)
# What? No. That's just a string of random letters vodkafiend.
What the hell are you doing man?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:31, archived)
[challenge entry] no
you can't
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 2:59, archived)
# haha superb
did you know he had a gang bigger than nwa (which has hundreds)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:02, archived)
# Ha Ha
Hammertime!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:20, archived)
# MC Amputee!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:55, archived)
# Not cut off
Hammered.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 4:36, archived)
[challenge entry] *runs*



My website
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 2:51, archived)
# I love your website
hey look! ...it's my 14080th post
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:17, archived)
# hahaha
you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:19, archived)
# big kiss, pumpkin!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:21, archived)
[challenge entry] /delurks


Quickly done and i'm soooo thinking been done.
(quantum-entangled fox has tails for arms..., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 1:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 2:34, archived)
# de-lur-ker
delurker.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:40, archived)
#
why thank you both
(quantum-entangled fox has tails for arms..., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 5:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 1:09, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 1:13, archived)
# time to switch some things off here, too
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 1:20, archived)
# hahaha ffs
hahaha genuine lol here... *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 2:29, archived)

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