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[challenge entry] Spoilers!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Carrie Fisher's got no neck!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# how does she smell?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:22, archived)
# like Chewbacca's dick
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# BEST. JOKE. EVER.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:24, archived)
# I reckon he has a Yorkshire Terrier for a dick
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I can almost here the adobe servers going into overload as photoshop is opened all over the country
or our coffee machine has just broken
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)
# yeah it was the coffee machine :(
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# She really hasn't!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# I'm going to say this before anyone else does
Padmé would be long dead by this point in the Star Wars time line
/Pedant
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:22, archived)
# That's one of her handmaidens wot that looks like her, innit?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# then why is she cast in the role of the wife and mother
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Vader kept a lot of secrets
see parts 7-9: in theatres next Summer
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I hope it's in 3d with loads of unrealistic CGI
^may contain lies
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)
# This is an alternate timeline
Where obi-wan kenobi isn't a cock
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# and the crappy episodes 1 to 3 never got made hopefully
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:24, archived)
# They didn't get made.
They were never made*

* Never.

Just so we're clear.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Lucas didn't care about logic
so why should we
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)
# excuse me adding to the threadrush
but I've got to get back to my wife and newborn son. :)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:18, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Thank you!
The curry didn't seem to help, though she only went for a korma in the end. :)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha.. Give her my love....

* I did it once... but I think I got away with it
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha!
ouch. :(
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:26, archived)
# 404, baby not found.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# already covered in alt text ;)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Well, you've covered all the bases.
*ticks checklist*
*adjusts gasses*
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:26, archived)
# all his bases belong to us.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Hearty congrats!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Cheers!
:)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:24, archived)
# you must now eat the ARFterbirth as is customary
CONGRATS ....it's awesome first being a dad...
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:22, archived)
# We were asked what we wanted to do with it
but we appear to have misplaced Hugh Fernley-Wittingstall's recipe.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Use Manley's
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I was wondering about that
didn't some people get arrested for making their own black pudding, and if so what's the difference?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Congratulations!
Kiss goodbye to sleep.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
# :) / :(
delete as appropriate.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Don't worry, it's all worth it
Not that you'll believe that for the next 6 weeks or more...
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Nadine Dorries
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:15, archived)
# ^ needs more protracted internet vendetta
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I have stamped the anvil with the brand name 'ACME'
just for you

:o)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Thats not Melanie Phillips
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# *hackles rise*
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# ^Needs more Carrie Fisher with an RPG.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:22, archived)
# EVERYTHING NEEDS MORE CARRIE FISHER
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# ^this^
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I think I fancy her more in The Blues Bros
than I do in Jabba's palace
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)
# "Jake, honey..."
(melts)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I wish I could waggle my eyebrows like Belushi
then she'd want me too...
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:33, archived)
# you do have one major plus point on Belushi
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Joe's a snappier dresser.
trufax
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)
# yeah but being dead limits the potential with the ladys
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Sodding Magnets!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Who's Nadine Dorries?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:26, archived)
# isn't she that woman that used to advertise Oil of Ulay?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)
# An embarassment to my kind, and that's saying something.
n/t.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Isn't she < a fantastic human being and valuable MP > yet?
I was sure the poison large fruit hamper I sent her would have taken effect arrived by now.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
# serious comment to follow
Do be careful. I once made a facetious remark about Dorries being impaled by a lightning rod while sitting in a church yard (a'la The Omen) and cyber-vigilantes who claimed to be acting on her behalf published my home address alongside the claim that I sent her a death threat.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)
# without fact or evidence
i am 100% sure she is the daughter of a jackle and a hell spawn.

*waits*
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
# was on...
all those articles are about 4 years old..
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft...
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Woo!

:D
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Arf!
I still don't understand how they were behaving badly?

/cracksanothercanwhilstfarting
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Too obscure?


I apologise for the feathering, I forgot to turn it off, and am far too lazy to do it again.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:04, archived)
# but for the feathering I would have clicked
alas.....
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I'm pretty sure
clicking turns feathering off
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Quick, dirty and...
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)
# What a fine
reply this is. :-)

In fact...

It's lovely (that's what we all think of yooooooooooooou)

EDIT: In fact I had to go and prove it... www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KJGJRd8pGE
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:06, archived)
# :
)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:07, archived)
# You tube is a very violent place
That top reply is a bit scary.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Scarface was a baddy?
*checks morals*
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Jon Cryer is a baddy
/watched Hot Shots again
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Seems your empathy gasket needs replacin'. And yer social Justice meter is sticking.
*ffffffffft* Gonna cost ya.
But honestly, we need bad guys like him! Say goodnight to the bad-guy!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:11, archived)
# WHAT THA FUCK MANG?!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] also Q&D
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:10, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA!
You're on top form sir!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's get out there and twat it!


Ropey cropping FTW!

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Oh smeg!!
What's going on with Rimmer?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)
# He's giving quiche a chance.
Having had his anger drained by the polymorph of course.

/felt obliged to stay true to the plot blog
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
# The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:57, archived)
# You put the RIS into clitoris.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
Clit is Fernando Torres's borther

/footlols
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Oh yeah
of course!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)
# ha ha ha... you said Rimmer!

* What?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Well I think it works a treat!
*Click*

:D:D
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:52, archived)
# It's come out OK in the end.
It was a stinker to get the Dwarf lot out of the original though. Extensive fannying about with blurring and erasing...
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)
# anything with the Dwarf gets a woo from me
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58, archived)
# I kinda figured that the subject matter would be playing to the audience rather...
Between Dwarf and Alien I think we appeal to most b3tans.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Including
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:06, archived)
# haha
just retold my Pancake Day story to my colleague - has is fits of laughter until he remembered he had a teenage daughter
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Haha
Well that's what polymorph was loosely based on!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# haha this is true
I was going to say it, but didn't.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Ditto I would have made an image if it hadn't cropped up.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:33, archived)
# hahahaha :)
"alphabetti spaghetti?!"
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Jolly japes trying to build nuclear reactors in his room. Ha, ha!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:45, archived)
# woo
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] the vader of dibley
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Drinking wine while pregnant?
/complains to Daily Mail
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:37, archived)
# it's the rohynol that the guy sat behind her has slipped in the wine that she should worry about
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Haaaaaaaahahahahaha
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:39, archived)
# look at his smug look
he knows that he's getting a slice of pie tonight
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:42, archived)
# pfft!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Man walks into a bar
His alcoholism is destroying his family.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Thanks
now I have to clean coffee off my monitor
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:40, archived)
#

S P A N G !
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:40, archived)
# I banged me head on a cupboard once
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:41, archived)
# vicar,vicer,vacer,vader....I dun worked out what u did
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Has anyone done the Mc Vicar of Dibley?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Or the Vicar of Duane Dibbley?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:45, archived)
# hurry hurry
someone will probably be at it now you've mentioned it...if it appears I shall direct them back here forthwith:)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Like this?

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Stretch her the other way
and I still would.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Goodness!
This is a conflict-inducing image.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Would definetely
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:07, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:59, archived)
# He is in an Aussie porn movie
FACT
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# This fact needs more facts
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:31, archived)
# O¬O
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I would watch that
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Don, don, don, da, de, don, don, don

bit too tenuous to comp but Don would make a great C3-P0
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] In a similar vein...one for micto
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:33, archived)
# hahahah
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:30, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Little tenuous, but...
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Haha
Audrey is scarey aint she?

'nings
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:21, archived)
# in that pic I would
not so much recently
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I remember feeling a little something for her when I was little
looking at the rest of them I can see why.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:31, archived)
# erm yeah when I was young
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)
# 'ning
scary and batty, but not nearly as much as that awful woman with the silly teeth who's now on Loose Women.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Pssst
You just admitted to watching loose women!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:32, archived)
# I know
I thought I'd got away with it. I hate that programme. It may as well be called "menopausal whingeing" - I heard enough of that when I was the only male teacher at a primary school.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:41, archived)
# It makes being off sick suicidally bad
I swear women watch it to get tips because they've run out of shit to moan about.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# This one???
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:35, archived)
# no,
this one:
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Haha they'd tile nicely
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:41, archived)
# flip danise welchs image and it's a look of horror
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:44, archived)
# televised menopause
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:41, archived)
# what?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)
# * Wiggles nose and disappears
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Tabbatha?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Samantha?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Tabbatha was the daughter!
Samantha would be too old now.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:40, archived)
# still would
I used to watch it religiously every morning.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)
# No, she came on her own accord
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Alaska
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Yay!
similar but complete opposite to the compo

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:30, archived)
# oh that's rather good
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Horrornation Street
not a sitcom...I can haz bent rules?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Horror that could easily turn into a porn
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Is it not the same thing then?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:19, archived)
# depends on the porn
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:20, archived)
# ...it looks like E Dubya, but it doesn't animate...
Has something gone awry with the fabric of the universe?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:18, archived)
# it is animated
the puppets from Puppet master are sexually molesting her just out of view
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
hardly seemed worth it..not much new to explore here:D
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:26, archived)
#

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:33, archived)
# is this the famous episode where they find the bodies under the patio
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Started this, but then rushed it because my new motherboard has just arrived and I want to go play with it.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Of course!
:D
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:12, archived)
# It was either that
or Rowan Atkinson as Mr Gein

variation on a theme.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:10, archived)
# The hurt doesn't show but the pain still grows
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I for one mourn the loss of such a great talent.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:13, archived)
# he'll move to a tropical island
where he will live each day as another Day in Paradise, before I posted that I did stop and think twice.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Not at home, hence shitness
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Are you at Pauls house?
* shit_joke/blog
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:11, archived)
# not unless he is sat outside like a peeping tom watching me masturbate
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] *croaks*
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Apologies for TJ ...
but has anyone seen this?:
Went to open my email this morning, and AAAAAAARGHHHH!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:02, archived)
# KILL IT WITH A SPADE
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Kill it with everything!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:04, archived)
# He was called DJ!!
Not TJ ;)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Looks like
an O'Reilly computer manual
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:08, archived)
# That is fabulous
I lolled a lot
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:07, archived)
# That's deeply sinister.
Woo!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:10, archived)
# That's weird
is it the same kid?
:)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:20, archived)
# cor
its a lovely one
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:27, archived)
# We have a winner!
Brilliant! I skipped past it at first thinking "Why doesn't D.J. Have a shirt on... Oh."
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I was beated to it! Ho hum.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:57, archived)
# *spang*
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:12, archived)

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