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# Paradise Lost
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 5:53, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 6:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 7:42, archived)
# Haha
4 eva in out hertz
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 8:06, archived)
# rip little angles
in da heavin wit babby p an diana
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Yay
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 9:39, archived)
# but she's obviously not a virgin...
am I missing something?
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# I did a Jade 'joke' that took far too long and not worth all the effort....
It was a B3TA compo about 'opposite universe' or something. I took far too long making EVERYTHING I possibly could opposite. Ultimately not worth the effort but alot of fun making it.



Fucking Big So You Can Read It...


(, Sat 14 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Woo!

*click*
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# That should be the first clue that he is not actually in paradise
it plays with his expectations versus reality, y'see...? No? Ach well.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 5:09, archived)
# :D have a shit
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 5:12, archived)
# but im cuse girl i like jokes!!!!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 5:13, archived)
# Is this new footage from keith allens new 'documentary' "unlawful killing"
which was funded by mohammed al fayed
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 8:15, archived)
[challenge entry] pretty late so i think most people are already gone


so i might even be a dick and repost this tomorrow or something. oh yeh and feel free to stone me because i hate the thumbnail shit. ive made it a gif so its damn small (33k) compared to 128 K jpg.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:14, archived)
# Flies in the face of science.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:17, archived)
# I see no reason this wouldn't work
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Everything appears to be in order there....
Woo
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 6:12, archived)
# This is good.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 8:46, archived)
# lala its was jp me
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Warfare before rocket fuel
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Cheater!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Spot on.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:06, archived)
#
*puff... pant... "Can someone hold that bus for me?"
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Panther!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:56, archived)
# You're on cracklingly swift keyboard form today, Mr Egg.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Ocelot!
of work.

(Sorry)
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:01, archived)
# tsk tsk tsk
:P
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:02, archived)
# No.
That's elephants.
(and possibly radiation)
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:05, archived)
# you won that 'lightning round'
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:09, archived)
# Aw, if that was only two tsks he could have had "Sabre-Toothed Tiger!"
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:05, archived)
# Bob's your uncle!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:18, archived)
# Bob just changed his name to 'For crying out loud'.
Still, his Christmas cards remain a poignant annual trauma for me & my sis.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:23, archived)
# 'For crying out loud' cat?
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:26, archived)
#
*SPANGS*
You've gotta be kitten me. Any more like that and I'll be off to the lynx board.
And I'm not lion.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:39, archived)
# You'll 'serval'ot of people there
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:49, archived)
# As I said further up the board, you're on Caracal-ingly swift keyboard form today, Mr Egg.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:59, archived)
# TY
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:19, archived)
# in fact
they used to do that with dogs
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:16, archived)
# Didn't it all go wrong?
the dogs were trained using Russian tanks, so when released at the Germans they all turned and ran back at the Russians.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:19, archived)
# and dolphins
(They did that on porpoise.)
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:19, archived)
# that's it...
get out and walk!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Nah!
I'll just hop in my Jag.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:24, archived)
# yeh i first wrote dogs and dolphins
but then i realized that the dolphins did NOT deliver any bombs. what did dolphins do again? they just let them swim through underwater mines so the dolphins would blow up instead of submarines or what was their purpose again?
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:27, archived)
# But with such finesse.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:33, archived)
# haha bad puns for one year
but yeh that was their purpose right? just to swim into mines which is silly cause dolphins are smart animals. i believe they just fucked off and said "good bye and thanks for all the fish" who used dolphins anyways? the Japanese? i think nazis could only afford herrings or something.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:40, archived)
# The British Army made extensive use of them in the Burma campaign, to help maintain troops' morale.
Their exploits were later dramatised in the 1970s series "It Ain't Half Hot, Mum," but animal welfare laws, and the advanced age of the original participants, meant the dolphins had to be replaced by human actors.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIoiEB3ynHQ
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:55, archived)
#

(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:36, archived)
#
some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them, others grate on people's nerves with unspeakable puns.

Shakespeare was edited.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:42, archived)
#
great gay upon up in
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:47, archived)
# Edit? ^^
Either way, I'm off to bed.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:56, archived)
# nite :)
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:57, archived)
# And as far as the cat puns go, you can like it or lump it.
(and if it's lumpy then civet)
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:08, archived)
# I was just re-editing your Shakespeare
I like puns, relax :)
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 5:15, archived)
# Oh, and one 'real' spanging in a night
I should get a medal!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:25, archived)
# like the stealth thing you got going here ;)
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:52, archived)
# Well spotted
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:09, archived)
# i know this is offtopic but i just noticed
775 people on facebook like b3ta. i dont like it yet. im waiting for someone else to like it first so i can be person #777 who likes b3ta and feel awesome about myself. anyone do it!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:31, archived)
# Then The Devil is six
Then The Devil is six...
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:47, archived)
#
i fucking DONT get face book. there seems to be b3ta as an "interest" which got 777 likes now YAY and then there is also b3ta which is liked by 1,037 people. now if i just enter b3ta i get to the page with the 777 likes. at one point i got to the page with the 1037 likes it i just hit enter and now i had to say show more. fucking confusing fuck argh tl;dr
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:24, archived)
# Facebook is shit
and steals your identity
The Pixies lyrics were a joke, but seriously, they sell your info. Give them randomness.

and now really 'to bed'!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:34, archived)
# yeh good plan
i should fuck off to bed as well. the birds are already up and annoying the living fuck out of me.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:51, archived)
# here kitteh kitteh
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Indiana Jones and the Snowboard Football


i get the feeling everyone is gone already
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Ah, that FRESH Colorado mountain air...
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:53, archived)
# haha
i had already forgotten about this but MEMES WILL NEVER DIE! eat that, meme cemetery!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:15, archived)
# ^
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:24, archived)
# good lord
i so feel like raping every single post with the annoying bel air meme but i think everyone would just stone me for it.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:29, archived)
#
stone envy
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:45, archived)
# ahahah
ahhaha
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:48, archived)
# you'd have to quick on the throttle at those lights
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:50, archived)
# yeh that always bugged me about it
congratulations you have won
a years subscription of bad puns
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:52, archived)
# yay!
*sends address so I can receive bad puns*
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:01, archived)
# is willing to help
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry] After 1000 years, it was found


forever set in amber.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:38, archived)
# /jurassic park related photoshop
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:17, archived)
# I liked yours (click)
but it needed to be said.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:11, archived)
# SPANG!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 7:33, archived)
# Fuck's sake
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:34, archived)
# lol
ur a new
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Hello.
Pic's ok, but I was thinking:
If you decide you like it here and want to stay, is that really the best username? Have another go...
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:54, archived)
# i only realised what your username was yesterday
doh!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:02, archived)
#
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#
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:20, archived)
# We don't pay you to think, agent.
And he can't change it now, he's already had all the mugs and T-shirts printed up.
*EDIT*: haha, nice change, Uncle Pervy. Perhaps you could Meat Loaf the new username up a bit by tacking "(You Know I Love You)" on to the end.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:09, archived)
# Two out of three ain't bad.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:40, archived)
# You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:57, archived)
# Couldn't Have Said It Better
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:01, archived)
# Nowhere Fast
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:09, archived)
# All revved up and no place to go?
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 7:43, archived)
# I mean, I wouldn't do it but you'll keep getting stuff like this


Edit: :)

Incidentally, I liked your pic.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:23, archived)
# Wtf man?
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 4:10, archived)
[challenge entry] No one ever saw Dysons failures
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:49, archived)
# hahahah where the hell did you find this source?!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] *places order for dyson prototype*
due to obviousness and shiteness i'll drop this here, if you don't mind
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:24, archived)
# um,,,
What exactly is that stallion doing to that engine block?
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 16:13, archived)
#
is confused

But I like it. :)
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Win!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:56, archived)
[challenge entry] iphonecatpower
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Hahaha. But, that looks like too much effort for me!
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# arf!
i actually know someone who dances like this
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Yay!
Pussy power!
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
# hahahaha
ahahaha
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:49, archived)
# This!
makes me smile uncontrollably
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] long time no see b3ta.
have a bat-tery man

(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:39, archived)
# v nice
negative penis. hence the batmobile?
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:40, archived)
# hahaha
i was actually thinking that it would be a good place to put a crocodile clip...
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# ouch you fucking sadist ;)
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Haha
Nicely
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:54, archived)
# frank n furter is batman?
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:02, archived)
# gah!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Drop 'em!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] this is how a lighthous works- i swear
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:21, archived)
# i'm dropping this here as you started it
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:26, archived)
# oh
oh right it took me some time to get it. i was like why do dogs have to do with fucking eels but then i saw the amiga sticker. nicely done. i demand more people do it!
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:30, archived)
# do you know how hard it is to fuck an eel?
well, you don't want to know, and i don't know.
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:33, archived)
# well compare


i fucking hate eels. i cant understand how people can eat those buggers. creepy water beasts
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:15, archived)
# yes yes
but Lampreys are sometimes called lamprey eels or as I call them sandworms. they are fucking nasty critters just like eels. instant nightmares, please.
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:25, archived)
# That's amoray!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:36, archived)
# How's this?
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:53, archived)
# COOL!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:09, archived)
# Painful
(given the previous posts)
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:33, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:39, archived)
# fuck it
*openes another, lights another*
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:44, archived)
# hahahaha
have sex
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Are you sure they don't use fission?
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:49, archived)
# fuck those fish
ive been starting at them for the past 5 minutes. who needs a lava lamp when you can get loopingfish.gif
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:53, archived)
# And so
With a limitless supply of free energy and everyone mesmerised, my plan to take over the world comes to fruition.

Mwahahahaha!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:07, archived)
# chromosome fish
cannot be milked
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:05, archived)
# :D

or like it?
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry]

relatively quick & a little bit dirty but it's friday night & the wine is open ... thought I'd better stop lurking & do something for a change
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
# This is not how I imagined the future.
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:12, archived)
# did you expect it to be in 3d?
*demands 3d version*

edit - i like this
double edit - as my first key mashing made little sense
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:18, archived)
# 88 mph
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 2:56, archived)
[challenge entry] My first attempt at actually making an animated gif.
Never knew how much effort it takes, even to make something shit like this.


orig. video is here.
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 21:31, archived)
# wee! :)
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 21:35, archived)
# fsssssssssssssss
fssssssssssssss
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 21:35, archived)
# haha nice. needs more FUCK

edit. yes, i admit. i got head from atomic, below. ;)
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Tell us something we don't know

EVERYTHING needs more fuck these days
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:33, archived)
# hahaha :D
duckfax? hahahaha
crazy dutch inventions...
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:38, archived)
# whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# FAAAAAAASTERRRRRRRRR
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:51, archived)
# it's going backwards and forwards at he same time
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Run with it, it's easy!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 3:12, archived)
# Post anything you want thread.......i don't care.......I'm all out of ideas.
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 21:35, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 21:43, archived)
# spudphuk
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 21:50, archived)
# My oh my
that is as good as it is bad.
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 21:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 21:54, archived)
# hahahaha freaky
is he :D having a shit ?
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:25, archived)
# I shall name him Frank
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# yo adrian
(, Thu 19 May 2011, 0:30, archived)
# GAZOOKS
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:31, archived)
# shit man!
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:23, archived)
#

(, Fri 13 May 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Cheers!...woohoo.......................we're having fun now!......................... o/
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:06, archived)
# paul: rubbish on a skateboard
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:21, archived)
# i'm phukt
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 21:48, archived)
# PARTY HARD!!!!!
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Have a Kiwi
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:30, archived)
# THE POPE!
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# THE POPE
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# I must say that I am surprised to find such an apt repost for this compo
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:45, archived)
# my son's first cpc
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:46, archived)
# A proud moment
Just like when he got his driver's license.
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:52, archived)
# that'll be sometime away
scares the crap out of me just thinking about it
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:18, archived)
#

(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:21, archived)
# OMG!!!!!
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 21:18, archived)
# fail LOL Wut?! im JP :-/
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 21:00, archived)
# But is it art?
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 20:46, archived)
# is that a mingehead?
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 20:49, archived)
# It's been a while since I've seen a mingehead,
I think the last was back in '89.
But yes, I do believe that is a real minghead.
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 21:43, archived)

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