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# Spray it ain't so
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:01, archived)
# *tags*
Colour burn
click big
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:15, archived)
# This is a jolly holiday snap from duts, a world away from the grim, drab, decaying ruins where he and his camera earn their daily crust ;)
*clix*
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:25, archived)
# haha
everywhere I go is a' fallin' to pieces I tell ya :(
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Did you see the thing on the links board last week with tons of pics of the abandoned theme park in New Orleans?
"That", I thought, "is sheer duts territory".
If you weren't one of the photographers involved in that, I suggest getting a plane ticket and showing 'em how it's really done.
*edit* Although, since you're delta swamp rockin' already, I'm starting to think that was you all along...
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:38, archived)
# hehe chars no I missed those links....
seen pics from that place before though (well I think it's prob the same gaff)...would love to do a USA road trip sometime :)
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:52, archived)
# Me too.
We could split the duties two ways; I'll drink, you drive. Meet me at Coney Island with the Viper GTS, then wake me up when we get to Detroit.
*cue Endless Boogie* www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOqRz8dyrPA
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:56, archived)
# You!
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 2:23, archived)
# You make a mighty fine pie, woman!
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 2:38, archived)
# Nice!
Love the variety in colour..top work sir..
(, Sun 29 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# ....
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:09, archived)
# god i love flanbase,
flanbase and freebase are gods, the people who discovered them are demi-gods, i know mo discovered flan, so mo is a demi-god.
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:17, archived)
# what about freebase wasn't that mediocre?
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:24, archived)
# No, it was awesome.
/lolololol.
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:26, archived)
# i don't think so
i know that b3ta kit has the original thread though
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:47, archived)
# StickFigureNinja
 
ENTER THE TEMPLE OF FITNESS
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 2:02, archived)
# And they're really nice guys too.
I met them at a furry/gun nut wedding one time.

(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAA
what the shuddering fuck.
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:25, archived)
# And all I changed was the faces.
This actually HAPPENED.
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:27, archived)
# i know
how did you find such a fucking monstrocity of a picture haha
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:30, archived)
# It was my wedding.
Nah, I found it on a humour blog. Sad and Useless, I think it's called.
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Ugly facebook wedding.
Ugly facebook wedding.
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:43, archived)
# THIS IS AMERICA
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:50, archived)
# Hahaha
a demi-god! Sadly I can't really take credit I don't think, I just helped popularize him. As far as I know the first flanbase image (the mouse one) was made by cockweasle.
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 4:19, archived)
# cat must have big claws...
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:20, archived)
# haha
: D so happy
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:19, archived)
# FLAN I AM
 

 
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Nice beaver...
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Is she legal already?
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Yeah, she was on here earlier asking for you
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 7:07, archived)
# Both femurs shattered in Watson car crash tragedy
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:21, archived)
# I'm sure it's been stuffed.
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Well?...
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:40, archived)
# What?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:42, archived)
# hey!
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Well?...
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:57, archived)
# It's this elephant visiting Barcelona
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Ah I see
: )this makes sense now. thanks
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
# who?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
# why?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
# when?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:56, archived)
# What babe?
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:25, archived)
# never mind
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:21, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:55, archived)
# ha ha
with a mutha f'in S
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:54, archived)
# More moisturiser
Less fake tan
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Gingernut Thing!
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] 'scuse the pea.....

:O
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:09, archived)
# hahaha :D
poor bourbon, but deep in his heart he knew it all along
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:11, archived)
# I think so
xd
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
fuck yeah not seen that before. Have a click.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# ^
this hahahaha
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Awwww! :D
edit: and I'm off! g'night!
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:20, archived)
# ROFL
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Looks strangely friendly
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:18, archived)
# hahaha
it is quite memeish
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:34, archived)
# rasist!
:D lols
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Such a lovely couple...
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:43, archived)
# It's the pirate dog
that really makes this win.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# You speak the truth
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
# ^
what she said
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Haha, good job
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:44, archived)
# aaaargh haarrgghh haarrghhh
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:48, archived)
# This is a neat thing.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:57, archived)
# according to my nipples, i'm cold
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:58, archived)
# *awaits Wobbly Bloke's Big Trak*
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:00, archived)
# It's very odd
logging in to see comments by myself that I haven't made
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:05, archived)
# amnesia's a bitch
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:24, archived)
# this makes my nips ticklish
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:25, archived)
# tits, on their well deserved holiday trip :)
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# hoolay for Horrywood
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:43, archived)
# baba papas
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:10, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Lovely =)
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:53, archived)
# what the fuck is this shit?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:07, archived)
# I honestly don't know.
There was a thead a while back where a bunch of people impersonated me.
It was funny. I'm finding it less funny now though, to be honest.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:10, archived)
# lol it's amazing what the internet can do lol
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:11, archived)
# if a thing can be done, it will
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Tired and unfunny joke is tired and unfunny
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Oh I don't know
it's funny when it happens to Lily Allen.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Roald Dahl - The Tits
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:08, archived)
# this is making me laugh
far more than it should
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:12, archived)
# you really should stand on your head more often
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:14, archived)
# i get too dizzy
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:15, archived)
# oh well, i'm out of here
g'night all!
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
# nite, nips
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Barbapapa!
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Needs more Roly Poly bird
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:00, archived)
# It's Tarka Dal and Bindi Bhaji!
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:52, archived)
# one of your meat puppets has gone rogue
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:09, archived)
#
one of puppets
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:14, archived)
#
gue ck hard
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:16, archived)
# ;p
cold old
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:01, archived)
# hey!
gravity is a harsh mistress
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:05, archived)
# most mistresses are
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:07, archived)
# i've always been gentle*








*may contain massive lies
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# according to my penis
I'm ambivalent
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:07, archived)
# is your penis usually accurate in such matters?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# nice nipps
:D
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:31, archived)
# CDTS
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:25, archived)
# they're not your nips they're your knees!
no wait, as you were

*runs*
*makes notes to wear extra armour next time I venture north of Bootle*
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:29, archived)
# beware the Liverpool Monster
it's vag-bombing season
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:51, archived)
# eeeeeeeeewwwwww
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Please, no more unshopped photos of Lisa Riley
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:54, archived)
# hahaha
I know a Lisa Riley--I should show her your post (then run) :D
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:56, archived)
# You're me again?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:02, archived)
# everyone wants to be mofaha :)
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:56, archived)
# mmmmmm... naturally lubed
(, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:55, archived)
# I hate this poster
Because Edward Norton always looks like he's having a poo in it. Or there's something in his teeth.

But I digest...

Aces to the concept!
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:57, archived)
# he has a bit of a smug grin
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:51, archived)
# I love this poster
For the exact same reason.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:16, archived)
# i'll fight you for them!
oh, they're not mint. forget it.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:59, archived)
# fuck it, i'm going to get drunk
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:22, archived)
# like a glass of water?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:29, archived)
# oh god
you know that joke you never got but nodded along with?

I just got it

I'm not sure how to feel about that...like an idiot, probably
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# don't forget your towel
;)
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# I actually did carry a towel with me this week, that's the sad thing
I might have to reread them to see if there's anything else I missed :)
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:00, archived)
# like a glass of vodka and red bull
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:41, archived)
# If you like a lotta chocolate on your biscuit don't talk about it
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:02, archived)
# i'm actually on my third club milk right now
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:50, archived)
# What flourescent yellow face-matching algorithm, etc
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:36, archived)
# this is very silly
although david arquette - would
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:40, archived)
# would what?
:D

TJ: How in the WORLD do I get a shithead salesman to stop calling the photoshop comps I am making for him CAD drawings? I HATE salesmen.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:50, archived)
# kindly and gently explain to him
that they're different. if he persists, tell him that if he keeps calling them CAD drawings, that's what he'll get and you'll charge him far more for them.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:52, archived)
# I've tried
He's just one of those people that says words so they will sound cool and intelligent.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:53, archived)
# take him aside
and tell him that calling them CAD drawings is an insult to you. ask him if he'd like to be called a glorified cashier. when he says "no", you say "there you are, then."
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Or just use a baseball bat
Violence is the ultimate answer
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:37, archived)
# fun, too
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Design, done with the aid of computers?
Most definitely not CAD.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:38, archived)
# aww he's just a putz.
came to a meeting at 50 something (his age) wearing a tiki shirt, khakis and flip-flops and earrings - calling everybody dude...
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# twat him with a surfboard
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Call him a cunt, and then smack him about a bit.
And do this in front of his clients, it'll impress them no end.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:48, archived)
# BUM
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Sorry
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon?
Or too obscure?

(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:19, archived)
# they don't look like dingoes to me
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:22, archived)
#
After actually rereading the story, turns out there was one fox and two babies. Damn this memory of mine.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:27, archived)
# greedy bloody fox
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:28, archived)
#
Blue Screen PrankAdded: 06 June 2010By: Goku Kid
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:32, archived)
# ...Oh thank my blessed god and sweet jesus they're GONE....
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:31, archived)
#
A: who cut the cheese?
B: who cut the cheese?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:32, archived)
# ink!
I ran out of ink....
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Meh...
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:43, archived)
# At what point do the Queen's royal duties become the public humiliation and torture of an old lady?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Today, hopefully.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:56, archived)
# I disagree
she played a blinder on her visit here to Ireland. You want Carbuncle and Horse as King & Queen?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:58, archived)
# freeze! Carbuncle and Horse, F.B.I!
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:00, archived)
# damnit
now I am picturing a horse FBI agent.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:03, archived)
# whinny if he's guilty, Horse!
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:04, archived)
# I currently live in the US
but since you asked, my preference would be to take away everything they have and flush the entire nest of roaches down the can.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:07, archived)
# watch him, Horse, he's got a toilet!
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:09, archived)
# You'll never flush me out, Carbuncle!
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:12, archived)
# you're going straight to the big house, you pinko!
Horse, throw the book at him!
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:17, archived)
# My god, what's wrong with a bit of pink?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:25, archived)
# vile colour
the aerosmith song is a different matter
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Almost...
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmhhhh
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:28, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:57, archived)
# yay! covers
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Eat what you see !
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:17, archived)
# well, I see a horse's patoot for starters
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:33, archived)
# It's all yours !
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Actually, the horse has first claim on it
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:45, archived)
# fun for the whole family
Google 53.410263,-2.97482 for approx. location

(, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:57, archived)
# ????
I get some random grotty carpark come up on google maps when i put that in.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:59, archived)
# JMU Tower
in Liverpool?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# I did say approximate
the city should be close enuf
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:02, archived)
# AHHHH
I see now!

edit**
This is all I see:
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:04, archived)
# fun for the family--confirmed :)
here's all I see:

(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:12, archived)
# It looks like it ate itself !
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:23, archived)
# now all I see
is Kirstie Ally's vagina
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:25, archived)
# I'm off liver now--for good
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:35, archived)
# and straight onto kirstie alley's vagina
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Actually I see it--on the lower right portion of the liver
spread labia and all--would make an awesome NSFW I fear
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:25, archived)
# i can see it now, too
thanks for that :(
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:29, archived)
# i've dated worse
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Guaranteed
he has at least 5 lvl 85 WoW characters

I have one, and only one character
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:22, archived)
# than this ^ ??
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:22, archived)
# HEY
I resemble that remark!
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:24, archived)
# oops--you got in the way of friendly fire :)
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:25, archived)
# PA-CHEW
PA-CHEW!

Nerd down! Quick, find him a wi-fi spot with dual 1GHz channels and access to a MySql server...
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:27, archived)
# too late--tag his toe
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:31, archived)
# geo-tag it
please. It's easier if you add the coordinates into your PHP table before you create it...

*dies*
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:40, archived)
# *draws breath*
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:46, archived)
# you never met Creepy Thin Man
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:28, archived)
# mmmm.
no. link?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:36, archived)
# no chance
you can't photograph him. he's so thin, he disappears when he turns sideways. when we stood next to each other, we looked like the number 18
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:45, archived)
# think I've heard about him
fell thru his arsehole and hanged himself, dinnit?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:47, archived)
# oh, if only
he works im macdonald's.
as a spatula.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:49, archived)
# took me a minute
and i fucking live there
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:04, archived)
# guess I'll have to refine my clues next time :P
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:05, archived)
# heheheh
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:07, archived)
# you can't tell from your accent...
0_0
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:18, archived)
# so i've been told
been asked many times what part of wales i'm from
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:27, archived)
# haha!
actually meant thru /board.

typinglols :)
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:35, archived)
# hear wee aww sound arike--Chineeeeee
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:38, archived)
# ar-soooo
in my head that sounded more westcountry/pirate....
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:43, archived)
# where be the spring rolls, jim-lad?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:48, archived)
# are you saying i don't swear enough to be a scouser?
because i'm pretty fucking sure i do ;)
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Bring on the onion lifesavers !
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:06, archived)
# and be smothered in 'em
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Nevermind that, how deep is that fucking swimming pool?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:11, archived)
# It's infinite
and looping.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:13, archived)
# is it as deep as this place?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:22, archived)
# INFINITE
AND LOOPING
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:25, archived)
# loopy more like!
mind you an infinite pool going down rather than along would scare the shit out of me.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Heheheh

It reminds me of a project I've thought about doing but never did: literal places. Liverpool was high on the list.

/edit: you get my click
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:45, archived)
# :D thanks
my last pic ^ above with eyes--inspires me to make a liver monster with arms and legs--animation with jiggling, etc.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:50, archived)

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