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[challenge entry] and Tawny GreyThomson zooms home for a fourth gold
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Hahaha
fantastic:D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] a heart-warming, feather-ruffling romance
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 8:59, archived)
[challenge entry] bag - head - wood - :)

Baby owls make great space hoppers for small animals.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:13, archived)
# tiny bag, lube-- wood
;p
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:21, archived)
# this bit of fluffeh deserves more attention than it got
it's much better than at least half of the comp entries to date. So there, b3ta
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 13:18, archived)
# NING B3TA - Quite a few request yesterday...
Kitty Fantastico: asked for Sergio CalderΓ³n, saying "I have no idea if I know who he is, but he has an interesting look".
This was followed up by RedHouse suggesting Mollie (have you seen my pussy) Sugden & for the VAG CREAM's: Florentine Lahme, or if you dare, "research" Racquel Darrian (I am still researching this one) or Simony Diamond.
Finaly, Mrs Trellis: asked for Jaime Murray (Hustle) and Robin Williams in beardy mode plskthx :)

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 8:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Thank you!
really like the Jamie Murray one.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 8:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Baby Owl likes!

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 8:44, archived)
# That is a marvellous baby owl.
In fact, I'd go so far as to say it's eggcellent.

Also - compo it.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Twit...
..Ta-Woo!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Always enjoy these.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:00, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:10, archived)
# That Racquel
I feel may be being researched quite a bit by me today.....
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:35, archived)
# * I'm still going to 4:30 this morning...
* I havent found any SFW yet...
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Racquel is a bit too fake for my tastes
but Simony is nice - I'm amazed you did find a SFW source for her, and the tattoo almost fits the compo!

Tomorrow is a gay day, with James Whale, Rufus Wainwright, and Terence Stamp as "Bernadette" (or, if you please, kneel before Zod!)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:44, archived)
# * See private message
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Huzzah!
Feel I should probably stop tormenting you with these now :D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:53, archived)
# :D
No problem, I would do anything for a pregnant woman...
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:07, archived)
# love a bit of Sugden
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Morning!
Didn't get my new car yesterday... picking it up at 9am this morning.

But here's a cartoon:

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 7:40, archived)
#
*deathly silence
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 7:50, archived)
#
shhh
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 8:02, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:11, archived)
# I get my new one tomorrow.
And spang. 'ning.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Ouch :)
But I'm beginning to think this new "car" of yours doesn't exist at all ... :p
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:11, archived)
# tee hees
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] bless his owltruistic little heart
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 7:15, archived)
# aww happy mouse
won't be happy for long :(
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:26, archived)
# and u haz a flavor
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] it's my birthday today
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:36, archived)
# no wait a minute, tomorrow
tomorrow is my birthday
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:37, archived)
# Your owls are identical twins
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:41, archived)
# and pigeons
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:43, archived)
# CR&CR&
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:44, archived)
# Parp Harp. Splut Butt. Sploosh Whoosh.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 6:44, archived)
# they were brown originally
but then I had to use brown for another important part of the image

I'm not made of colours you know
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 5:01, archived)
# there's just nothing funny about owls is there
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 5:03, archived)
# it's just hard to trust an owl
especially with your willy out
 
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 6:38, archived)
# THIS MEDICATION MAY INDUCE SOME UNANTICIPATED SIDE EFFECTS
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:49, archived)
# it made me grow a pair of tits
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:53, archived)
# MAKE MONEY AT HOME NOW!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 6:36, archived)
# also . . .
it would appear you have either formed two right testes or are in fact sporting a secondary, albeit much tinier; penis. Care to elucidate upon this matter?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 5:36, archived)
# Maybe his teste just grow
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 6:51, archived)
# Woo
Yay
Hoopla!

Best image ever.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Now THAT is art.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 18:28, archived)
# O
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:53, archived)
# WHO KILLED BAMBI?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:10, archived)
# MURDOCH
I just downloaded my photos from today and found this one from last week still on the card.
That's how it came out of the camera... it was taken in low light from a moving car in the grounds of an abandoned mental hospital. TRUE STORY.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:15, archived)
# oh okay, I thought it was, like, a filter, but good
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:21, archived)
# I have one of those cool cameras with the built-in random filters.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:21, archived)
# otherwise known as a digital camera in low light
 
my film-oriented friends often complain about this, I guess you have to go top of the fucking line to get a consistent manual focus
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:23, archived)
# I think this one is down to the very slow shutter speed
and the fact that we were moving.
Auto-focus in low light is a certainly a problem with our camera though. Newer models have improved... Kk has a similar but more recent model and it's much better.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:28, archived)
# GHOOOOOOOOOSSSSSST DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR
 
they weren't really there mofaha, they were dreamed by crazy people who died
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:21, archived)
# Those dead crazy people need to take their meds
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:28, archived)
# GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:48, archived)
# Side effects may include
GHOOOOOOOOOSSSSSST DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:53, archived)
# These are called lies.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:30, archived)
# All those dead crazy people can't be wrong, atomic.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:40, archived)
# I shall go and converse with them over a pint of Guinness...
...have a nice day!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:43, archived)
# That's realy good :)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:33, archived)
# spotted along the turnpike?
most woo!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:36, archived)
# That's what it looks like outside right now
es regnet.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 6:45, archived)
# Man, you were hammered.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Is it just me, or
did Perry's mother have an unholy encounter with a hooster?

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Don't know why
But looks like he turned into David Hasselhoff.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Hass'l might have hooter DNA too--I'd have to see a side-by-side
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:03, archived)
# well you don't often see Matthew Perry without a filthy smug shit-eating grin so we're just not used to it, it's unsettling
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:22, archived)
# In the above example
the elephant trunk about his neck likely quashed some of the smugness
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:26, archived)
# and the elephant dong (not pictured)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:29, archived)
# It's an elephant?
I thought he was being tentacle-raped!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:40, archived)
# that's in the following scene--stay tuned
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 5:00, archived)
# It's turned him into Denis Healey
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:02, archived)
# That I can see. He's got the brow for it, and some of the beak
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:05, archived)
# Vincent Ventresca
www.imdb.com/name/nm0893283/

(though it's probably just the pose, lean forward, brows up)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:21, archived)
# lean forward, brows up
the "do you want it or not" pose
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:24, archived)
# their mouths are kind of similar though
 
also Ventresca had a small part in the first two seasons of Friends, how I wish RedSushi were here to discuss these hit TV shows of yesteryear
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:28, archived)
# What's with RedSushi?
I haven't seen the name for a while
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:40, archived)
# he hasn't posted on b3ta since April
www.b3ta.com/board/10391341

so I can only assume she killed him for his money and buried him in the back yard
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:20, archived)
# it's the only plausible answer
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:23, archived)
# I AIN'T SAYING SHE A GOLD DIGGER
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:29, archived)
# HI I'M REDSUSHI AND I JUST FLEW IN
AND BOY ARE MY JOKES TIRED
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:30, archived)
# take my wife--please!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 5:01, archived)
# idontgetitidontgetit
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:31, archived)
# just a resemblance to an owl thing
(subjective judgement, of course)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 5:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:17, archived)
# more bandwidth consumption


(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:24, archived)
# he's found the multiply and rotate tool! wooozzz ;p
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:44, archived)
# They're all at it
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:53, archived)
# One of the strays we feed at home is called Sadface
because he's got a :(
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:57, archived)
# aww
He should be thankful to be alive
(note: too cool for links)
eatliver.com/i.php?n=7502
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:58, archived)
# There is something rather
gone-to-meet-their-maker-ish here. Or maybe they are merely undead.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:02, archived)
# AAAAAAHHHHHAHHHHAHHAHHHHGHGGGGHGHHGHHH
 
taxidermy by/for the criminally insane
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:08, archived)
# Fucking hell
I was just spazzing back and found this. Haha no idea what I did to deserve it.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:08, archived)
# oh dear, you must be traumatized :P
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:11, archived)
# Well for one thing
I'll be spending all of 2027 indoors with the curtains drawn.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:13, archived)
# Tribs, watch your back now!
;p
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:12, archived)
# mofaha? as in, the late mofaha?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Fashionably late.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:43, archived)
# So, are you really as old as your tombstone would have us believe?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:43, archived)
# Neither as old nor as dead :)
I'm going to be honest with you though, I'm not much younger either.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:52, archived)
# >:)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:58, archived)
# wheeeee
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:48, archived)
# See..it's things like this that make people crazy.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:48, archived)
# This is eating my soul.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:59, archived)
# at least it's being thoroughly chewed first
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:12, archived)
# SHUSH! SHUSH! SHUSH!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:32, archived)
[challenge entry] ... caught the wrong type of rabbit
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:11, archived)
# or the right kind
 
damn kinky owls
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:09, archived)
# to wit: WOO
 
now I don't usually like to repost pictures for a challenge but this one really is a favourite:
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:33, archived)
[challenge entry] FEED ME A PIZZA
 

 
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:36, archived)
# Fuck!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:57, archived)
# Fuck!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:57, archived)
# Malay Eagle Owl
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:03, archived)
# That's a lot cuter than your picture led me to believe
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:12, archived)
# we may see some tawny frogmouth action this week, even though technically they are not true owls
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:16, archived)
# Probably the first animal I came across where every picture of it looks like its been photoshopped
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:18, archived)
# Ah fuck yeah
I regret not being at home for this one, I've got some great source pics I could use.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:53, archived)
# ALSO:
burrowing owls my friends. I'm just sayin
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:05, archived)
# ( > v 0)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:30, archived)
# (Ovo)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:34, archived)
# That's a Furby!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:17, archived)
# :D something unsavory about all this
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:37, archived)
# OH PLZ NO
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Your syphilitic dog-fucking anal scab of a mother, that's whom.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:01, archived)
# oh . . . herm.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:40, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:45, archived)
# Thanks, I thought you really might know my mum :)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Oh we ALL know your mum ...
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:04, archived)
# she calls that "being popular"
*swells with pride*
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Abbutt and Cuntstello
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:50, archived)
# The Grammar Fucks
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:53, archived)
# her too?
gads!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I took this picture WITH MY BARE HANDS on a trip to the Hooters in Beijing, which was a magical place.
She was the fittest bird i saw in all of China.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:04, archived)
# here is the source, because everyone should gaze upon her loveliness


Im off to bed now. TO SLEEP.

Nart clarts.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:06, archived)
# I always said I go there for the wings
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:18, archived)
# huminahhuminahhuminah
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:36, archived)
# I've met women like that before,
only interested in feathering their own nests.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:07, archived)
# and swallowing dead rats whole
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:07, archived)
#
I hope you got her number, there's just something about her face - its mesmerizing
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:09, archived)
# especially if you're a small mammal
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] "You spin me right round, baby right round..."

Sorry, just listening to a bit of Dead Or Owlive.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:45, archived)
# on the wheels of steel talons
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] And while I'm here.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:55, archived)
# whats with all the frikkin owls?
Oh i see... What were the options? I missed the vote...
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:01, archived)
# It's no use, Mr. Taters, it's owls all the way down.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:06, archived)
# OWLS WITH FANCY, NEON DICKS
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:35, archived)
# "Owls" is grand but "Owls with Mullets" could have been an even better challenge, I now see
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:37, archived)
# methinks "blonde" was the message here
but mullets R fine ;p
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Owls have their own social networking site.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:31, archived)
# @barnowl
caw! caw! dookey-dookey-doo!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Why bother with the rest of this week's compo when this is going to win?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 2:19, archived)
# I had forgotten
everything after pea green boat...
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Bong-tree?
Seriously?
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:25, archived)
#
Everyone needs a bong tree
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# bit hard on the
poor old barn owls.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The Wise ol' Gatekeeper David Buboron
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:36, archived)
# this is freaking cool
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:38, archived)
# is that the owl from the original Clash of the titans??
lovely work :D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 8:35, archived)
# 'Bubo'
Yeah. He is/was! :)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Bird's Nest in Bejing
was bound to attract inhabitants

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Good to see China's now confident enough to compete with Japan for grotesquely oversized predators.
I'd like to see them owels up against Moth-Ra and the Sludge Monster.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Father, can you help an old altar boy?

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Superb stuff as per Cap'n!
:D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 14:29, archived)
# "No on can hear you preen..."
Shirley?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Demon bird!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 4:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Wrong in every language I can think of
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Is this yours?
*edit* oh ya got it!

Nice piccy, I clicky!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:04, archived)
#
Does she work at hooters?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:05, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:06, archived)
#
Tawit-ta-wooooo...
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Excellent
Also this
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:06, archived)
# ha
thanks
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Cor, serious skills happening in this picture.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Blimey, hahaha!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:47, archived)
# phwoar!
Verr sexeh, and rather wooingly crafted!
Have some click.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:02, archived)
# This needs to be made into a club, now!
Excellent!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 7:14, archived)
# mesmerisingly horrific.
I like the tassel movement...in a horrifically mesmerising way of course.
*click
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 2:34, archived)
#
nearly did unsanitay....but keepimg it clean
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 3:40, archived)
# this is utterly brilliant, old chap
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:00, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: OWLS


This week's challenge is a one-word affair: owls. Why? Because they're amazing, and because look a bit weird and sinister.
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:50, archived)
# That's a pretty good justification for a compo there, "because look a bit weird and sinister".
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Have a shit!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:14, archived)

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