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(rogermexico Ah, c'est moi! Je m'ai fait peur!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 2:38, archived)

And his prey

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An Egg ,D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 2:41, archived)

;)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=te9fqm6rUPY

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 2:41, archived)

In the future there will only be one copper. But he'll be a big fucker!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:22, archived)

hahaha FUCK

the freebase ugly dance thing has had me grinning like a loon theuglydance.com/?v=koeyawnwfv

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FIEND, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:26, archived)

Then enjoy our glorious leader strutting his stuff :)

theuglydance.com/?v=elcbuughgi

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:33, archived)

possibly the greatest thing ever...

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:36, archived)

all our ugly dancers from last year are gone : (

www.b3ta.com/board/10155681

DO THE KICK DANCE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 2:41, archived)

GUWAHN MOY SAHN!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:37, archived)

Hooray for gay shift!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:43, archived)

Yes indeed!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:49, archived)

We have the pictures...

When we find a copper fast enough we'll send him right round. E46-F49 to the treadmills!

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An Egg ,D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:48, archived)

I had to filename this.

But I haven't seen minority report, so I still don't get it.
Sorry.

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4Q just lurking, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:01, archived)

It's not bad

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An Egg ,D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:02, archived)

It's like solving crimes with a gigantic iPhone.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:19, archived)

Except

The crimes get solved...
...when we get around to it

(Oh an by the way we saw you at the pub)

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An Egg ,D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 2:03, archived)

we'll send him right round...

by making him eat a right load of donuts

(read it in an emmerdale accent)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:02, archived)

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An Egg ,D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:04, archived)

the future of law enforcement is emission-free.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)

people on bikes emit far more C02 than cars.

Especially vegitarians!

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An Egg ,D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 2:37, archived)

Not to mention methane

...from all those beans

(QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:02, archived)

OINK FUCKING OINK

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:34, archived)

Aw, y'all know I luv a pig pic

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)

pffffffffffft

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)

Aaaawww!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:05, archived)

PIG HEADS ARE THE FUTURE

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:18, archived)

I'd like to think so.

(Yeah, seams, but I kinda liked 'em)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:25, archived)

they're cute when they're small

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 2:15, archived)

I've raised the pigs cause for the next compo.

I'm surprised they were never the theme for the weekly challenge.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 2:25, archived)

The future of pork!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:34, archived)

Slightly behind the news as usual.......

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playersnumber6, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)

"care to super-size that information?"

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LS18, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:26, archived)

heheheh

Good stuff, but needs more Hamburglar.
Welcome, btw ;)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:27, archived)

nic epost

welcome aboard the train of fuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:37, archived)

That clown is almost as freaky as Pennywise

Great first post - welcome to b3ta :)

Edit: sorry, great 2nd post & the 1st one was good too.

(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:45, archived)

by jove i think you've got it :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:47, archived)

Hahaha

welcome :D

(herman:D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:00, archived)

Haha, nicely done, welcome :)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:00, archived)

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LS18, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:01, archived)

o_O

this is disturbing.

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FIEND, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:05, archived)

well since we don't know if they are responding to a call

or going to rob the place, let's give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they are going to rob the place

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LS18, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:07, archived)

I just meant

the fact that it's police mouse in the wild west o_O

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FIEND, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:09, archived)

our future may be very similar to the "old"

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LS18, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)

"great big backs of the old west"

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:17, archived)

"foot fetishists of the old west."

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LS18, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:25, archived)

Great thing about the Mouse Police

They never sleep.

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I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)

and they breed like rats--never a rodent-power shortage

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LS18, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:12, archived)

A bit too late, but anyway ..

Had the idea for a couple of days but no time until now. First image for a long while that I actually took some time to polish. Which was very satisfying. Cheers.

(Click for larger image.)

(spinoza, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)

Spectacular :D

(Peter_G, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)

And yet utterly, utterly disgraceful.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:59, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:04, archived)

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FIEND, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:06, archived)

Is it over the top?

Might be.

A few words of explanation ..

I'm experimenting a bit here. I'm not from the UK and the whole "chav" phenomenon is not a big thing 'round these parts. Still, over the years I've sensed a lot of animosity towards this particular social group on the b3ta board.

I recently read an article in one of our national newspapers regarding the UK riots. One of the points that was made was that the "chav" group -- essentially the unemployed remnants of the working class -- was one of the very few social groups that one could openly bash in public. Social and ethnic groups, obviously, are off limits these days. I don't know if this is all true but it's an interesting thought.

So my experiment was to throw this in here and see how people reacted.

Main thing, I enjoyed drawing it.

And well, it's satire. It doesn't need to be a 1:1 reflection of my viewpoints. It might not necessarily make fun of said chav, it might also make fun of the scientist or of conventions in society. Make of it what you want.

(spinoza, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)

Ok.

I forgive you.

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4Q just lurking, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:28, archived)

While chavs are the group to be blamed for urban violence and social degradation

who is to be blamed for having generated those chavs?

I don't live in UK either and can't draw a direct correlation between british chavs and specific "low class" groups around here, but I get a bit worried when people start point fingers at someone else and forget that this "society" concept includes a complex relation of causes and effects, and nothing happens if there isn't a cause. In my view from this side of the globe, as peculiar as every country can be, the question that almost never gets asked is "what might I have done wrong to have cause this?", while it is often the most important answer in the way to minimize those conflicts.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)

Well said, Mono

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:40, archived)

indeed

I tried conveying a similar point on /board previously, but was met with a fair amount of aggression.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 2:08, archived)

Well, you dun good to explain.

And it was a very good picture - beautifully done.
But perhaps commenting on highly sensitive social affairs in a foreign country, let alone making an attempt at satire, requires a bit more attention to detail.
My chav relatives'd smash your teeth in if you said this kind of stuff to their face.

Where in the world are you, btw?

*EDIT* ah, I forgot - my sister got divorced! So I haven't got any chav relatives any more...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:35, archived)

Not too far away ..

Small country across the North Sea.

My ancesters used to dress up in ridiculous clothing and loot the cities of your ancestors .. :-)

(spinoza, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)

i don't think it's over the top

there's been hundreds of posts on here mocking chavs and they never get flamed, and 90% of them have not been done as nicely as this.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:40, archived)

If I may throw my 2p's worth in

I believe the best way of describing the distinction between chavs & disaffected young folks is similar to Chris Rock's routine on "Black People Vs Niggers".

People can be young, long-term unemployed, bored, ethnic, hoody-wearing, any of the other factors mentioned by the media, etc. etc. without being irredeemable cunts.

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:23, archived)

Wow, lovely stuff!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:17, archived)

great picture

i hate chavs, we call them scangers here.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:36, archived)

I did something similar and got a similarly reserved response

I think it might be 'cos at the start of this it was supposedly about race so some people think showing them as monkeys means racism.

Also far too many people still believe this riot was about something other than mindless chavs smashing shit and was some sort of rise of the proletariat against the establishment. It really wasn't.

I like Frances take on it in the latest 'What the world press thinks' list on the beeb:

'What motivates the English rioters, those who have really been active? As often in these cases, a mix of anger and boredom, of provocation and opportunism, a kind of middle finger pointed at all authorities, starting with the police, and a homage to the consumerist society via looting.'

Sounds about right, bored, pissed off, nowt to do, no ones about, oh look, JD Sports, anyone got a brick?

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..wil, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:09, archived)

kickin' it old-school

EDIT: yeah, there might 3 of them up there :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:30, archived)

Thrice as fun

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:32, archived)

well, technically, -- only 40% more holes :/

oops, I mean 66%

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:34, archived)

Rubs Legs.

Hers and mine in synchronised lovely lovely............

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)

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MAP, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:06, archived)

she should get a job at a winery

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)

For once, I am glad my dick is shaped like a snakes tongue

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:25, archived)

We all are

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4Q just lurking, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:53, archived)

---triple vagina sounds like a front somersault with a half twist---

(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)

Police given new weapons against rioters

(nicktiler, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:15, archived)

Just a bit of 'armless fun, Guv

To TJ my own post... does anyone know where I could find a decent full-length picture of the female riot Plod from Manchester. I'm sure I saw one yesterday or the day before but can't now find it. Want to try to shop it for the compo.

And fwap over it.

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:09, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)

Hahaha.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)

I'm wondering now if those are white flags they're waving

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)

More than likely :)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)

yes!

...but does it tile

tsk tsk tsk

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:15, archived)

She's here:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14471098

edit: here's the pic without the writing over it
news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/54516000/jpg/_54516841_012627373-1.jpg

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4Q just lurking, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:04, archived)

Bless you my son

I knew the B3tans would help. Cheers.

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:26, archived)

You're very welcome.

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4Q just lurking, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)

Talk to the hand!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:49, archived)

Hahahaha

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Frogbeat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:50, archived)

Bloody Ed Millihand

(emptyspace, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)

Help! Help! Floop is a madman!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)

Talk to the hand.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:56, archived)

my brain is too fried to cope with millihand

g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:56, archived)

G'night.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)

Chimp Attack Victim gets Harry Redknapp's face in Transplant First

(chippiearnold, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu0n6oDTxi0

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Captain Howdy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)

Haha

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Frogbeat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:59, archived)

hahaha

uncanny

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:01, archived)

i'm suprised nobody has posted the one of the french woman who got the face transplant, it was a bit of a bandwagon a few months back

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:04, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:02, archived)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)

THX-1138 was a bit of a downer.

This is much better.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:34, archived)

Not as much of a downer as

thank god he never made a prequel trilogy.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)

You dare not even speak its name..

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Captain Howdy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)

More retro than future - pea for the compo

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)

smurf

what are the smurfs really here for?

(eneville, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)

THEY HAVE BROUGHT REINFORCEMENTS

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)

Hahaha

DIVE!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)

Smurf Scum!

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An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)

To rape our skulls and eat our cheese, probably.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)

for me to kick the shit out of them, i hope

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:37, archived)

Coming Soon!

This summer's porno blockbuster.

(I know, I know, bindun before me (http://www.b3ta.com/board/10491185), but I had to get the idea out of my head. Also his expression was too good to waste.)