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And so here endith todays Gay Shift.

Only one suggestion form regular participator, Kitty Fantastico.
Kitty said "It's Roddy McDowall's birthday tomorrow, so him, in our out of ape make-up. Either one will have me rubbing my thighs".
Well you have two thighs (hopefully) so here they are.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 7:59, archived)

PHWOOOAR!

Tara Fitzgerald for tomorrow, please, because I had a crush on her when I was young.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 8:21, archived)

I like these

woo and yay

also who else has been up watching the rugby?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)

rugby!!!??

lol

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 8:57, archived)

Best of luck with that.

Dance parties happen . . .

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)

As it's the weekend, there is no school today and Swap-Shop is no longer on telly.

I have done a few other Birthday VAG's for the kiddies, so here are Kevin Clash, Cassandra Peterson...

and todays stripy, Mia Talerico

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 9:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10540271 wobbly

(herman:D, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)

'Ning Wobster

Greta Garbo tomorrow please :)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 4:40, archived)

mofahaweather post pavilion

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 4:59, archived)

*has acid flashback*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 5:03, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 7:30, archived)

i saw that yesterday, i could see what was going on

it's the eyes, right?

edit - obviously i meant couldn't

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 7:42, archived)

correct

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4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 7:44, archived)

that is one hell of a symmetrical face

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 7:46, archived)

she's a beauty =]

(Sherbs, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 1:24, archived)

Mmmmm Symetrical Panties

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 10:53, archived)

symmetry

Too late for the tea challenge...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)

Thats very good.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 8:52, archived)

Does not compute

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Grampa, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 5:05, archived)

fuck, me eyes man

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 5:07, archived)

Is it a ship?

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Chumps 👀, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 5:42, archived)

I need a drink and a shower

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 6:01, archived)

Make sure you don't FALL in the shower.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 6:28, archived)

Whadda ya think, post it again?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 6:29, archived)

DO IT

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 6:48, archived)

Is that one of this metal floor panels?

Woo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 7:28, archived)

so i just found out that i'm a squirter and it has opened up new horizons

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)

Did someone call for the fluffer?

Could be construed as nsfw

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 4:27, archived)

i did, but that was hours ago!

you're too late now, i've just had a wank

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 4:36, archived)

looks like fluffy's found a nice looking lady

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 8:14, archived)

not very interesting, well shopped or particularly funny, but i wanted to share

So, i went to the doctors yesterday to get the results of my blood test, following a routine health check.
There were one or two things he wanted to follow up on (thankfully, neither were that I had the bad aids or anything) but he did say my triglycerides were unusually high.
After hearing that I spent the rest of the appointment locked in battle with myself, half of me not wanting the doc to know I have the mental age of a ten year old,
the other half wanting to ask if he thought I was too old to train as a Jedi

This really didn't warrant a new thread, sorry.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:26, archived)

Its okay. You're upset.

A Jedi with triglycerides like yours? Why, the very idea!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:32, archived)

i think you mean suave mysteriousness

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:46, archived)

You're lucky.

My GP reckons I'm a total pisshead, even though I've only ever shown up pissed once.
But those triglycerides? I'd keep an eye on them. That's Sith stuff.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:34, archived)

yeah, i can't think what's causing it

i'm wondering if peanut butter and nutella on toast for breakfast is the path to the dark side

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:44, archived)

Eating solid foodstuffs for breakfast can be tempting,

but be cautious; the dark side thrives on those making efforts to remain healthy.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:51, archived)

so, i probably shouldn't give up smoking then?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 4:07, archived)

i've heard excercise is good for you

so i've started watching excercise vid's
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZydTPxFdcU&feature=related

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 5:41, archived)

you look like you'd make a fantastic jedi mr. real

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 4:18, archived)

thank you mr RATTLEHEAD

my mind control technique isn't what it used to be and i've lost some of my athletic ability, but if a wrinkly old yoda can be a jedi, there's still hope

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 4:32, archived)

On our last day as house officers we sent one of our friends blood to the lab with a request for midichlorian levels.

They actually put a result on the system, with a comment that the force was strong in him.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 10:43, archived)

First one of these I've tried. Optimised to buggery

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:26, archived)

Ouch.

My ankles are swelling up in sympathy.

Woo! though. Good to know the Jedi are using their powers for serious matters that affect the whole galaxy, rather than on whimsical frippery.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:35, archived)

If you though that was bad

I couldn't include the rest of the gif because of filesize but...
www.gifbin.com/bin/022011/1298051684_model-catwalk-fail.gif

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:39, archived)

holy fuck!

i have yet to understand the whole fasion thing

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:16, archived)

Try hats.

They're safer.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:24, archived)

You'd think, wouldn't you?

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article4019671.ece

Serious business.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:46, archived)

Wow.

And there I was thinking I couldn't have more contempt for Murdoch bilge.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:57, archived)

oh dear!

i went to anglia ruskin. it was shit

and i've yet to find a hat which doesn't make me look like an utter cunt

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 4:08, archived)

SHALL I POST MY "FALL FASHIONS" PIC AGAIN?

WELL SHALL I?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:40, archived)

SEIZE THE OPPORTUNITY

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:43, archived)

Haha

nahh, it's ok :) ... gronkpan was encouraging me to repost it until it gets funny but I don't reckon it's going to happen.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:46, archived)

i liked it

...but i dont recall seeing this one in there

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:47, archived)

That gif has always confused me

because it does look like a runway show, but what's she doing with a watering can?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:50, archived)

Sort of stumbling and falling over, I think.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:59, archived)

Weedkiller for the front row

Burn, Wintour, BURN!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:03, archived)

The losing move in a game of Human Jenga.

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RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:24, archived)

ah, i did it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 6:01, archived)

Oh, go on.

A link, at least.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:48, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:49, archived)

Haha, worth doing. But

NEEDS MORE MARK E SMITH

eg: www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9zTSvEpt_8

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:58, archived)

AGAIN

AGAIN

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:00, archived)

Haha! Needs more repetition :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:04, archived)

BITCHES MUST LEARN, MOFAHA

BITCHES MUST LEARN.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:16, archived)

THERE'S TEACHIN TO LAY DOWN GRONKPAN

AND I'M THE GUY TO LAY THAT SHIT DOWN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:34, archived)

oh! so she was in there

*clicks again*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 10:52, archived)

Worst breakdancing contest

EVER!

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:22, archived)

A feminist handbook :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:28, archived)

I'd like to think it's for everyone :)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:31, archived)

I didn't like the bit where the semi-feral bands of women went around castrating all the men

I thought that was a bit much.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:37, archived)

Well, achieving universal peace and love involves "difficult choices" such as this.

If a semi-feral band of women lopped my knackers off, the only long-term effect'd be that I had to stand slightly closer to urinals.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:47, archived)

Think positive!

If that happened you could have a little treat and sit down.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:04, archived)

Ah. The delicate "sitting down" issue.

I was hoping to avoid sharing that...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:07, archived)

You need some snow

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfL8-AgWBf0

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:14, archived)

heheh, that video is so disgraceful that Youtube won't let me watch it until I sign up.

And I've already spent most of the afternoon signing up to Twitter, with initially disappointing results.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:24, archived)

I'm sure twitter has some use but I have yet to find it.

Its not worth signing up just to watch that video. Save yourself

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:27, archived)

Thanks. Have a soothing link ;)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=luuE_k8EbIk

(or a teeth-grindingly awful one, depending on one's temperament)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:38, archived)

Very nice

I'm currently playing this from earlier on links
www.mousebreaker.com/games/wonderputt/playgame

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:40, archived)

ha ha!

my favorite comment:
'LMFAO HAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHA ENJOY YOUR CARBOARD DICK'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 10:48, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:46, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:49, archived)

haha

something about richard gere

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4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:54, archived)

What, he enjoys the Pet Shop Boys' "Introspective"?

So do I. Good clean fun.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:30, archived)

Also

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:06, archived)

aww :( I was hoping for Alan

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:11, archived)

Hopes: DASHED

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:50, archived)

Purple link is purple

Steve?

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RedHouse over yonder, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:11, archived)

ahhahah

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:38, archived)

Is he escaping, or infiltrating?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:42, archived)

Ah, it seems we have a spy!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:43, archived)

Waaazzup, waazup, waazup with Q? Waazzup, waazzzup with Q?

waazup waazup with Q? Waazzup waazzzup with Q?

www.b3ta.com/links/Michael_Jackson_and_Eddie_Murphy_Whats_Up_WIth_You
spotify:track:1qHKYuAeVf0XISmgwaacHf (No Good (Start The Dance) (Remastered) by Prodigy)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:09, archived)

That's better,

it was getting weird round here.

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4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)

wazaap up

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)

And good day to you too.

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4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)

the elepha is dayin

QWAAZAP UP WITH UUUUUUUUUU

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)

Give it a bun,

elephants like buns.

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4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:51, archived)

trunt for junk

where does it end

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:33, archived)

here

www.youtube.com/watch?v=luuE_k8EbIk

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:44, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:52, archived)

I fucking love elephants!

I bet Mr. Edwards is the one with the longer trunk.

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RedHouse over yonder, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:14, archived)

Mof,

this pic is so downright benign, I almost want to perpetrate some horrible violation upon you,
so you can get post-traumatic stress disorder and end up making less pleasant pictures.

But hey, nobody wants that. ;)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:40, archived)

Don't say that!

He'll post the trampoline one and everyone will be sad

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:05, archived)

Haha, one lives in hope.

If horrible comedy pictures really do cause one distress, this is hardly the place to hang out.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:28, archived)

Well now i see it was bouncy castles not trampolines but anyway, you were warned

mofaha.com/series_LPHNTS.php?image=LPHNTS_20_2_web.jpg

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:56, archived)

but this is what makes it everything that it is

i like it

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:27, archived)

*happy face again*

the more i watch, the more i giggle like a girl

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)

waaxap wazzap up with q

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)

i need more sleep

~~sleep~~ smoke

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:24, archived)

WAASZU[P WITH Q

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)

back after these important messages

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:28, archived)

QWATZ UP WTH Q?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:33, archived)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:06, archived)

BREAK ON THROUGH

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYfVZ_rLpVA
spotify:track:7rNzap95cCcOafjFtofpBk (Break On Through [To The Other Side] - New Stereo Mix Advanced Resolution by The Doors)
BREAK ON THROUGH
spotify:track:5uvosCdMlFdTXhoazkTI5R (Light My Fire by The Doors)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:24, archived)

posta pic of the lasdt of thebrunnen g

and i'll be happy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)

^This.

what?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:15, archived)

^that

whut?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)

i'm drunk

give me lexx pictures i can fwap to whiloe i go to my drunken rest, you gang of shitweatibg cfodwipes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)

Now you are making sense.

And I must hurry to catch you up.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:18, archived)

thisw is goode

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:20, archived)

Let us bow our heads, and sing this prayer.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ZGCEVYygM

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)

damn my lack of youtubhe!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:25, archived)

For shame,

it would have helped you greatly, sleep well Smashy.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)

WHATAS' UP WITH Q!?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)

I'M FUCKI8NG DRUNK

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)

WAZ ZUP WITH Q?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:18, archived)

HE FANCIES CAPTAIN JANEWAY

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:19, archived)

ENGAGE

SET PHAZAZ 2 Q

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)

I'M GOINT TO BED

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:26, archived)

SWEET SMAAASH SLUMBA

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:28, archived)

G'night.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:28, archived)

*checks watch*

PUSSY

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:33, archived)

spotify:track:09ezgACZuwWZt6CtQSSLRG (End Of The Night by The Doors)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:13, archived)

SATANIC MONG MOTHER MIT HEARTBREAKING PICTURES OF FALSE ICE CAP MELT

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:24, archived)

MOTHERBEARD 2

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:26, archived)

buseymouth mit bearded geek = satanic monglul

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)

everything is fine

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:37, archived)

al gore 24 hours of reality

i wanked and i came, then i watched this www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9kfcEga0lk and wanked and came lots of times on my face

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:40, archived)

Sarah Headroom

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:43, archived)

i've seen that and i done it years henxe

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbS5TvfPf3U

javiel hedron

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:44, archived)

nwo scum

nuff said

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:30, archived)

eberything is fine

so much juice up in this hedron

spotify:track:5uvosCdMlFdTXhoazkTI5R (Light My Fire by The Doors)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:33, archived)

it's a conspiracy!!!! If you do a tineye search on this image all you see are penguinz

www.tineye.com/search/6abd26f8a8024fa17142bd936f8795511183edde/?pluginver=firefox-1.1

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:38, archived)

yeah man, gimme sum lasdt of thebrunnen g

whats up q?

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:19, archived)

YES

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)

WAZ UP MMIT 2?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:22, archived)

this is too fuckin funny

gazzawazzabazzajazza

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:25, archived)

all sorts of fuckwank be going on up in this jiggafuck

fuckjig

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)

waazzap mit q

lookin at it now, it shouldve been longer

waaazap with spew

WATS UP WITH CLU?
WAZ UP WITH MOO?
WTS UP MIT GOO?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)

and some text

and lasdt of thebrunnen

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:24, archived)

dunno about q, but i'm getting pished

8 cans 9 euros, not the best deal, but i didn't want to wait behind a bunch of smelly romanians in lidl (racist lols)

*wanks and cums*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:38, archived)

The 60s had the twist, the 80s had the Locomotion

and now we have the Indicate Patrick Stewart

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:22, archived)

WAAZ UP, WWAZ UP WITH BOO?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:25, archived)

VOODOO WAAZ

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:26, archived)

MAGIC PEOPLE

OODOO PPELAL

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKXKWBcaV3A

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:42, archived)

Everybody do da Q!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:31, archived)

no good

spotify:track:1qHKYuAeVf0XISmgwaacHf (No Good (Start The Dance) (Remastered) by Prodigy)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:39, archived)

hmmm

you appear to have a bit of updog on your chin, sir...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)

haviel

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:40, archived)

i fucking love....

something something

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:44, archived)

^this is it right here

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:47, archived)

just dont put your dick in there

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:49, archived)

i promise nothing

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:51, archived)

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:52, archived)

justice is served

spotify:track:1qHKYuAeVf0XISmgwaacHf (No Good (Start The Dance) (Remastered) by Prodigy)
spotify:track:2lURabNLlM19l6zerXtSqs (One Love (Edit) (Remastered) by Prodigy)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:56, archived)

wow! f**king SMACKDOWN!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:19, archived)

if you like it, then it must be fucked

^________________^
7
77

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYfVZ_rLpVA

spotify:track:7rNzap95cCcOafjFtofpBk (Break On Through [To The Other Side] - New Stereo Mix Advanced Resolution by The Doors)
spotify:track:5uvosCdMlFdTXhoazkTI5R (Light My Fire by The Doors)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:26, archived)

it really is spacktacular

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:29, archived)

wow, thanks

it was an experiment, inspired your flip japes

spotify:track:5uvosCdMlFdTXhoazkTI5R (Light My Fire by The Doors)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:31, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:01, archived)

GARY BUSEY IS MY WANKGOD

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 3:08, archived)

Diggin it

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:57, archived)

hahahaha - dirty old man

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4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:02, archived)

Not another Coming Of Age blues..

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce myself. Juri, 27, Londoner. Fresh off the airboat, half Borat and half Rain Man, the new kid in juggernaut city. There are a few issues that i am bottom-injured about. I have to sort them out in the coming weeks, or regret it. And like the hand-holding nyrsery rhyme bards we are, one has to get a brother sorted out. Maybe someone can help me with valuable insight (will accept scorn and rough nudging too..)

1. Tenancy

I have up to 500something£ and want to live no further out than zone 2. Do i hear snickering from the back rows? Craigslist has so far had two nigerian AmEx scams for me regarding that. Then there are those people who want me to have 3 last jobs, 5 previous landlords and a balance like Gaddafis bastard nephew. And then there are agencies that want 100 bucks in advance, to just tell me numbers or addresses of places to visit. Is that common practice and should i just go for it?

Or is there a straigther way the chavscum among us can get its bedsit on? Where are decent cheap neighbourhoods? Rapey stabby asbo places are bad. Grimey stuffy places are okay, but the dirt has to be friendly. What are common pitfalls on the market?

Should i settle for a shared flat?

My girl is coming over next month, and for various reasons, among which being a german roommate for years has been the most traumatic, we would prefer our own place. Or at least one of those split levels where a hard of hearing old bird has downstairs. Or ex housing project stuff, i have been told. Not that i am too lazy to websearch, but after the first two dozen pages of utter bollix i have to fetch a mug of defrosting fluid. And we have to make it over the winter somehow.

So any demimonde trick or someone who knows someone is welcome.

2. Work

Visual artist. Some BA time here, apprenticeship with the krauts, 10 years of agency and freelance among mates. No idea at all how to get in the market. Imma go ask around randomly from the phonebook next week. Which part of town do you recommend?

And if someone would have the courtesy to comb over my CV and example work i would squeal with glee.

And if someone of you lucky upstarts has a success story to share or some job forum to recommend, my award scoffing coffee table book will be called after your firstborn. Not sure about foot massages (attach picture and cup size) but russian heritage apple pie, certainly. Until then any old kind of job will do. What aside of passport and bank account do those places want? Where is the right balance between least dodgy boss and most relevant outlook to be chosen among the unwashed masses? How are job interviews over here?

That's it for now. Pipe dream. Will piss and moan more after tactical chat with the missus.

(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:56, archived)

/talk is thataway

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:59, archived)

Fuck off.

We don't want that.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 17 Sep 2011, 4:18, archived)

yeah,

post this in /talk - it's the kind of thing they like.

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4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:00, archived)

Those are the kind of people that used to give me wedgies in the dole queue, right?

(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)

Not at all, they're very helpfull.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:31, archived)

you are cruisin for a bruisin

daft cunt

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:00, archived)

The bulgarian mafia disapproves of this kind of unconstructive rant.

(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:26, archived)

just as well

there`s a big mingefull of shitfuck goin on

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:31, archived)

IF YOU CAN'T FUCK EM, EAT EM. IF YOU CAN'T EAT EM.. FUCK EM!
/

(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:36, archived)

Post pics of girlfriend

and I will answer all your questions...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)

cheers..

(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:42, archived)

also..

(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:44, archived)

The phrase "bottom-injured"

is worth a thousand pictures

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:02, archived)

Well, here's one to be getting on with

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:06, archived)

Haha

Also:

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:09, archived)

I think if more people were flung to apes, the world would be a better place.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)

It's basically the ape's role in the eco-system

Edit: I'm thinking of modifying that gif so Doug Fairbanks has an L-plate on. In two minds though cos it breaks the pure old movieness of it.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:14, archived)

Handy thing to have, a good L plate gif.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/talk/7316252

(herman:D, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)

I don't know how you managed to type all that with your mouth full.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)

Dear Sir or Madam,

your mother will receive rectal punishment with your dislodged fibula shortly. Thank you for the time and effort.

Sincerely Yours,

Zangief

(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:32, archived)

And there was me trying to be helpful :)

www.b3ta.com/board/10540049

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:49, archived)

FFS!

www.b3ta.com/board/10538277

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:06, archived)

Actually, let's ignore all the unpleasantness

I'd REALLY like to know what gave you the idea of posting that here? I can't work it out.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:08, archived)

As usual in moments of un-british openness

it was my dear old chum Red Stripe and his cousins.

Now i know better..

And why is there "Cool thrives on novelty" under that window?

(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)

typo

should read "have you read the faq?"

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:26, archived)

Basically, this is an images board.

There are a limited number of thread on the first page so starting a new thread without an image is frowned upon. If you stick around and engage with people who post here (and only post questions in replies to images, taking care to a little more succinct that previously) someone may help you out with some info.

However, keep in mind that most people come here just to see funny images so I wouldn't depend on it if you need info.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)

Cheers, i will lurk in the 24 hour Tesco and throw myself at slow people then. Gotta take some of that Krokodil and i have to get all sticky somehow.

(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:48, archived)

24 hour Tesco lurking is always a good idea!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:50, archived)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:08, archived)

I DUNT HAV A FKN CLU HU U R

BUT I THNK A LOAD OF SHITFUK IS GUNNA CUM UR WAY SOOM CUZ UR A SMMY FUKN SHITWANK

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:19, archived)

That's a LOT of text for someone who's obviously pissed or otherwise.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:36, archived)

As of yet, i am only ever able to string more than two sentences together in a state of reptilian fuckedy-uppiness. And by that i mean Soho after midnight.

(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:40, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:40, archived)

I didn't read it all

but what you seem to be saying is, blah blah blah

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:46, archived)

you are a dog, aicmfp

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:53, archived)

I'm a cat

as you know perfectly well.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:42, archived)

And you read Nuts and neck family sized shares of pork scratchings while trying to compensate for your deflated ego with a brazen behaviourism.

In fewer words - i like your style.

(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:21, archived)

Haha

they don't sell Nuts here, so I can't even have a crafty peek at it in the newsagents to see which pics they've stolen.

Also: mine is the 6th comment down, at the bottom of the article.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:38, archived)

Cheers mate. 2 in the bother rocking morning and i am stuck on failblog. Have some oldschool punk for that.

(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:51, archived)

Hahaha! Fucking hell.

A few LPHNTS on his person would suit very well.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:55, archived)

Googled lphnts, acquired mofaha.com, saved for plagiarism.

(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:07, archived)

Fucking hell.

The human race. What a pointless load of shit.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 2:09, archived)

NIGGA PLEEZ

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:46, archived)

(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:37, archived)

I suspect you have seen too many episodes of Friends.

There aren't any thousand square foot apartments on Central Park you can get by on with no job, and sit in a coffee shop all day without drinking coffee.

If you had web skillz rather than just being a visual artist, might I suggest you google 'recession' then go to the Big Issue office and get a badge.

Or get back on the boat, I really don't give a fuck which.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:49, archived)

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-baffled-by-english-boy-who-lived-in-forest-2356116.html

You must be the internet tough guy.. but skillz with z at forty, oof, srsly m8. Are you one of those greasy, spluttering web design trolls? If this had anything to do with an actual talk, i could tell you of squatting the Tanzanian Embassy, where the forthcoming asian gents give you discount on vodka after midnight, how i wandered down the coast from Poole, and so on. How i distributed scavenged grub among your local piss puddle residents. Why me and my mates try to make something useful out of the riots elsewhere. How greatly indebted i am to this fine villages opportunities, and how relentlessly i shall strive to make it worthwile. But like it is now, i have only one message to you kind sir.

My testicles far supercede yours in both diameter and bulk.

And with this i wash my hands off your jobsworthiness.

(btw, my flash and css is stuck balls deep in the sites half a dozen global scale german science firms)

(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:16, archived)

I thought you said you'd accept scorn and rough nudging?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:50, archived)

'COS I NUDGE RUFF, YOU GET ME?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:52, archived)

from those

and such

and even these

ones..

But not from

so much. I have to be nice to them IRL too much..

(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:59, archived)

Well, you've come to the right place!

First of all I'd take your fu

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:36, archived)

there you go mate

(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:39, archived)

You should have just posted this

it's great

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 1:43, archived)

Anyone got any toast?

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:56, archived)

i want egg now

consider your job doe

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:00, archived)

he`s a fleggy wee bastard

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:07, archived)

nwot, and prolly bindun better

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)

I'll work out the pun later, thinking of other things now ...

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)

fluffy brush

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)

i've got hiccups

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:56, archived)

Perfect!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:13, archived)

I learned this the hard way so you wouldn't have to.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:42, archived)

Are you sure?

Every dog?
edit: I made a cartoon - nwiot, etc:

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4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)

Alright, Irish Wolfhounds don't seem to mind it, but apart from them...

Edit: needs more flea.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:46, archived)

i don't blame them

banmananas are ramk

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)

Nooo, bestest fruit going!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)

evil yellow shitfruits

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)

Bananas are fine,

as long as they aren't cooked or combined with anything else in any way.

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4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)

except custard

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:08, archived)

I'm sorry but I can't agree with you on this matter.

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4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)

i must insist

or are you banana intolerant?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:31, archived)

yeah

BUT THEY LIKE HAVING MY COCK SHOVED UP THEIR POO-POO BUMS LOL!!!!!!!!!!!1111

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:45, archived)

only because it's so asmall that they can't feel it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)

The big one :D

(herman:D, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:59, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. flapcock

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)

He's got a nice handle on that!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:02, archived)

hahaha

i miss my floppy hair, tiem to grow

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:26, archived)

WELL DO THEY OR DON'T THEY????

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:44, archived)

Click for bigger (134 kb)

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:53, archived)

It's okay, they're sailing on instruments

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)

He'll stop smiling

when someone tells him the boat is sinking...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)

And on that note (ahem), I'm off

night night all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)

Tot ziens

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:18, archived)

nighty night, sexy pants

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)

i don't know whhat this is

but i've just organised my birthday party, so i'm happyQ!!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:59, archived)

You are played by a cheerful Desmond Llewellyn

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)

i have no idea what you'rwe talking about

but i'm twatted so i don't care veryu much

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:35, archived)

This looks like a musical duel to the death.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)

isn't that 'bleeding gums murphy' on the cello?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)

no, he died

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)

FFS

'Tis clearly the musicians scene from the film "Titanic" with additional accompaniment from Stevie Wonder.

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)

some of us are a bit touchy about the titanic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)

Fuck the Titanic,

my great, great grandad was working on the iceberg, teaching polar bears how to foxtrot :(

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:44, archived)

my great uncle was the captain

beat th\at shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:49, archived)

Mindpiss!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)

Vlad Putin there on second fiddle

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)

you'd do him

you know you would

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)

I have a vague feeling I already did

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)

i know that feeling

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)

haha yes

good spot :D

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)

GO STEVIE

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:51, archived)

It was tough work generating static in the days before the Van der Graaf Generator

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)

Stroke that fluff

HARD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)

Hahaha! What?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)

Certainly, it is sexier

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)

i NEED to watch jason x now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)

Hahaha, Fluffday the 13th.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)

Wonderful

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)

ha ha

didnt mean to laugh -- this looks like srs bznss

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)

mister garrison called, he wants his i8dea back

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)

Well we all know who came up with it first

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)

Hahaha:D

(herman:D, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)

Hahaha, methane - fuel of the future.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)

Is a jedi cunt following him in a giant iguana?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)

jedi shitecunts

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:52, archived)

Battle of the shitecunts

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)

Hahahaha

Fucking hell

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)

I approve of your latest creation

though I have a feeling it might end in disaster

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:51, archived)

It usually does

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:53, archived)

Which country is this again? :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:51, archived)

It's not a great mystery

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aachen

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:52, archived)

No wonder the Nazi's lost the war then if this was who they had inventing for them :p

How was Argentina?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)

A little too tango-y

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:58, archived)

my farts today would have propelled this device to supersonic velocity

Christ did they stink,

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)

Pride in a job well done

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)

ahahaha

you crazy dutch bastard!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)

*Unexpected item in bagging area*

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)

does my bum look b ig in this?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)

b-ig?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)

i'm drunk, give me a break

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)

Like the trolly logo

PHWOAR!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)

tranny!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)

Would

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10539817

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10539831

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)

arf!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)

this is the angry farting crab. he's a bit shit, i'm a bit pissed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:58, archived)

needs more PUBES

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)

crabs don't have pubes

not the ones i draw, anyw3ay

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:00, archived)

Don't think real ones do either

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)

Crabs can be hairy fuckers

not sure they are pubes though, unless chest hairs are pubes.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)

if they do, i'll shave them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)

need more GOAT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)

fishy, yet gamey

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)

like my coffee

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)

mmmm, goat coffee

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)

AAHAHAHA

i love this

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)

Crabgoat, please go away. You're scaring me.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)

do yo9u nheed a hug?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)

Yes. A crab hug. lA crug.

Now I'm all confused. I've got two mices, two keyboards, two monitors. I'm inventing a coffee DEVICE!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)

i may have to complain, they didn't tell me you had mices

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)

They're tame.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:45, archived)

crabs are ace

so are magnets

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)

that looks very much like my cooker

why is it so hard to find a decent cooker with an eye-level grill these days?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:07, archived)

mines like this

its fucked i need a new one

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)

if it's a parkinson cowan, leave it the fuck alone

mkine's 20+ years old, still works like a dream

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:15, archived)

Some genuine animal magnetism going on there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:07, archived)

a bad case of the crabs

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:10, archived)

Hahaha! :)

/edit:

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:11, archived)

ha ha ha ha !

for fucks sake.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)

on a similar theme

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)

this is making me giggle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)

that crab looks cheerful

despite the inconvenience

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)

Ha ha ha - You loon...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:12, archived)

YEY...

It lives!

I will add it to the tank tomorrow (not on the PC now)

~~Wank~~ Thank you

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:10, archived)

i'm rapidly becoming shi8tfaced. should i stick around and post nonsense with bad spelling mistakes caused by my gigantic fingernailsd hitting the wrong keys?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)

oh yes...

The old too pissed to type proper but not pissed enough to stop posting senareo...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)

yay!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)

am i to be remembered as the fish vwoman?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)

JAZZ SALAD

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)

sounds tasty and funky

howard moon would approve

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)

how weird?

don't know him

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-58-36lSqG4

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)

the mighty boosh

it's not to everyone's taste, but i8 love it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:23, archived)

oh yeah

I think Old Gregg was its peak.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)

watched that last night

the love games song is genius

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:27, archived)

I love crabs. And I love boiling denim

(herman:D, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)

i love lamb heaqrts

but i don't get to eat them now. if you love crabs, google sand bubbler crabs, they're awesome

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)

I like him

I want him to have some angry eyebrows

(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)

i shaved them off

i'm a cunt wghen i'm pissed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)

Well...

No weiner he is angry

(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:29, archived)

He may be a bit shit

but he does a lot for the community, and will be sorely missed.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)

poor crab :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)

he died doing what he loved

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)

wonderful!

have you seen my portfolio? please accept me into your school of digital arts

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)

hahaha

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:59, archived)

I Don't Fly..

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)

i don't fly, either

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)

I doooooooooo!

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4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:54, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:55, archived)

If you have a problem...if no one else can help...and if you can find them...maybe you can hire...The ex-negro bomb squad

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:07, archived)

fuckwin

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)

Murdoch looks like a redneck yokel here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)

I mean more than usually

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)

wide jazz

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)

Shiiiiiit, honky!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)

^Love this one^ :D

(herman:D, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:23, archived)

and Im pretty fly for a white guy

actually im pretty in anything if you pay enough

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boff FL OZ, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)

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