you forgot the nerve tract severing blade!*CLICK*
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:00,
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HahahaI'm only buying it if it's blunt!
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:20,
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did you 'shop him so his head is more bean-shaped?Thats a good price for a chas titty belt, mind...
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:58,
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Eye wateringly funny......And after that his farts never made a sound.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:00,
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at least it's not a weird plastic note that smells funny/ex pat grumbles
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:07,
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Have ya seen the movie?There's the scene with the rabbit poachers and the wine bottle?
It's not very nice.
(It's not very nice.
..wil,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:52,
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I have seen it, but I don't remember that bit
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:53,
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Possibly...there's a 'nicer for TV' version that leaves that bit out?
( ..wil,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:55,
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saw it on DVDmaybe I blanked it out. i found the film quite traumatic!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:13,
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Oof!Blimey that scene was hard to watch.
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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:51,
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was it a soldier beating someone?is that it? the only bit in the film worth watching. the rest of it was overhyped by wanna be an artsy type, bollocks.
in my humble opinion
(in my humble opinion
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:53,
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Yep, the captain catches two poachers (father & son) and proceeds to smash a bottle of wine into the son's face again and again and again. And again. He certainly spilt some claret.
( Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:55,
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Y'know what made me think of it,the Irreversible rape alarm joke further down the page.
They do share some similarities, I'm afraid to say.
(They do share some similarities, I'm afraid to say.
..wil,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:54,
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irreversible rapey time was harder to watch taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:56,
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Agreed. I didn't mind the fire extinguisher bit so much, but the rape was awful. Also still puzzled why he added the CGI cock. Why bother?
( Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:00,
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It was CGI!? I just thought it was a rubber cock.Why bother indeed...
Well the whole movie seems to be about challenging preconceptions folks have about other folks and messing with the way you perceive things so you question yourself, so maybe he thought it helped to make the rape scene as realistic as possible to mess with our heads and have a few wondering if they really did it?
Good light hearted chatter this, for a Friday, innit!? :s
(Well the whole movie seems to be about challenging preconceptions folks have about other folks and messing with the way you perceive things so you question yourself, so maybe he thought it helped to make the rape scene as realistic as possible to mess with our heads and have a few wondering if they really did it?
Good light hearted chatter this, for a Friday, innit!? :s
..wil,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:07,
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i will take this moment to run and hide 
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:58,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Merchandise for films that normally wouldn't have merchandise"){kind=small}
Couldn't find the original, so have a remake
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:44,
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perfect for putting on someone else's eyelashes taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:52,
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hehehe.... this should run and run ;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:59,
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If you can tell me how to get rid of crappy effects like that, please do. Meantime, that was 60 seconds in Microsoft Paint! :-)
(,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:33,
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In Paint?Probably not - I've never used it, so couldn't advise. I was only messing, anyhow.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:39,
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My seamhorse had a go at enhancing that one...
Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:34,
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Ta. The seamhorse has been humanely destroyed since.
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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:50,
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C'est très bien
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:50,
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merci. le votre est aussi real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:05,
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i call lies on this has any one ever seen in real life a vending machine with out the last can stuck against the glass?
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:00,
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hahapopular page too!
( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces,
Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:50,
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I watched that this weekMy daughter came back and asked 'is that suitable for children, Father?' and I thought that it is, but is still far, far too depressing.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:41,
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I know what you mean!He got so close to winning!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:44,
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Callipers not included
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:26,
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hahahahaha good work! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:27,
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Nurburgcockring?
( Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:21,
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Good work on the cock and balls. LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:42,
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^ Quote of the week, right here
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:24,
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Crash was such a terrible filmLots of reliance...on long...pauses...between words...to convey...some kind of...gravitas...
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:42,
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weren't there two films called crashand both were equally bad?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:09,
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Yes indeed - there's the Paul Haggis unworthy-oscar-winner tooA pale imitation of Magnolia with ISSUES thrust in your face. I don't care if those ISSUES are attached to Thandie Newton, it's still rubbish.
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:16,
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oscar winner?fuck! it just goes to prove how little the awards actually mean
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:34,
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A joke with a fine vintage. 
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:50,
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hbt tihs saw mlif siht thguoht I
Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:11,
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the train to hull departs at 13.11 real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:44,
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I thought it were an ace fillem taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:55,
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Warning......Scalextric cars don't work on water either.
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RodTheGod,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:59,
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Needs more "May"And possibly Jonathon Ross for the ad campaign
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:20,
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holy shitting threadrush Batmanalso, my gf's synopsis of Wuthering Heights:
"It's about a bunch of fucking cunts with mental disorders whose life's work is to make everyone else fucking miserable. Fucking classic my arse."
she also has a doctorate in linguistics
("It's about a bunch of fucking cunts with mental disorders whose life's work is to make everyone else fucking miserable. Fucking classic my arse."
she also has a doctorate in linguistics
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:06,
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the two best ways to upset someone with a PhDtell 'em they're not proper doctors. tell 'em PhDs are ten a penny round 'ere
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:51,
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Someone beat you to it(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:26,
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Erm....I know, they've been going for years, I eat them regularly.
(,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:27,
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Ooof.That film made me feel guilty for being male.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:52,
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HahahahahaYes yes OK I'm all gay and sensitive.
To be fair, I was 14 and embarking upon my career as a poet when I saw it.
(To be fair, I was 14 and embarking upon my career as a poet when I saw it.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:58,
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I was 11/12 when it was on tv and there was boob in it..I was happy!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:02,
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LMFAO!OH MY LORD!
I think I shat an eyeball laughing at that! have lots of clicks sir!
(I think I shat an eyeball laughing at that! have lots of clicks sir!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:55,
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whats the joke? Ive not seen the film, so im RISing. taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:58,
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They do a number 6 on her........(watch blazing saddles)
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:59,
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ive not seen that either, so total RIS :-)
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:03,
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*buys taters a dvd player*(
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:06,
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not seen blazing saddles?B&!
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:07,
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+10 Harshness points! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:02,
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Do you get extra points for groin thrusting to "tilt"? tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:03,
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Brutal - not only the pun, but in the the irony of it's execution, as you can see:
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:50,
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This is ace. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:58,
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