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# So, to cut a long story short, I signed up with SkullsUnlimited and tried to buy a coyote's nob for $3. After giving them all my information, the screen-grab below shows that this $3 coyote cock is gonna cost me $214.
That's an expensive cock.

(ref: links board, earlier today:)
www.b3ta.com/links/Wanna_buy_a_human_skull_Thatll_be_1_650_But_you_cant_necessarily_stir_your_coffee_with_it


How the hell am I gonna stir my coffee now?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:01, archived)
# i want to know if the picture is of the actual skull you'll receive
the some fugly skulls on that site. i want a pretty skull that won't put me off my stroke
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:45, archived)
# Check out the website, mate.
They seem to be a quality outfit, the only downside being the export charges. If you're in the USA, animal-penis drink-stirrers probably cost less than a teaspoon.
Mind you, if you could buy a coyote's nob for £2 in the UK, we'd all be queuing round the block. Sleeping bags and everything.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:57, archived)
# i'm going see if i can get a kangaroo knob here in oz
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:25, archived)
# "is a little romantic gift with sentimental value"

er, isn't that subjective, to say the least?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 8:54, archived)
[challenge entry] "I am not an elephant. I am a toddler!!!"
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:01, archived)
# heheheh!
Bless.

I've got a relative called John Merrick. I think he's a church organist, but my side of the family hasn't heard from him since I was a little tramp.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Who is John Merrick?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:12, archived)
# He is NOT an animal!
;-)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 8:45, archived)
# He is what Joseph Merrick was called in the film.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:55, archived)
# "My very first"
Implying there'll be many more to come
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:49, archived)
# meh
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 2:03, archived)
# but wait! if you act now, you also receive this
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)
# O_o
o_O
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 2:11, archived)
#
o.0
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)
# I am so drunk
and this is not cooooooool.............
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 2:33, archived)
# neither is bragging about being drunk on the internet.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 2:40, archived)
# HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE INTERNET
ON WEEEEEED?!???
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:06, archived)
# whoa
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 2:54, archived)
# ...but wait! there's more...

(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 2:11, archived)
# ha
these should be enemies on Doom.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 2:41, archived)
# Crispy crispy body of christ
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 2:54, archived)
# the snack that bites back
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:00, archived)
# sauce pls
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)
# srsly?
i dunno. i think it was a senorgif thing
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 2:14, archived)
# TAKE THAT
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 2:35, archived)
# WHY ROBBIE?????
WHY YOU LEEEEEAVE?????
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 2:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Here


I was going to do a Psycho Shower Curtain
but you can actually buy those on EBay !!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:59, archived)
#
I don't get it? What is this nonsense? What film is this? This isn't from "As Good as it gets"...and what is Adrian Balboa doing pulling that face? This is rubbish, destroy it immediately.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:14, archived)
# 'Ning

(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 9:30, archived)
# She really has one of those faces doesn't she?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Hahhahaa
You utter cunt ;)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)
# fucking hope so :)
hope you're well, chap
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:47, archived)
# I had no idea Cleo
was like his daughter! I am also concerned about the welfare of the kitten

and also alarmed the news didn't address the fact something dreadful might have happened to it

(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:52, archived)
#
I'm a carnivor
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I could tinker for hours with this


Click for bigger (223 kb)

but it is, as Zebedee once said, time for bed.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello


/relurks
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)
# When you think about it,
your final sight being a pair of nurse's norks perhaps isn't the worst way to go.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Though those are not the greatest set of norks
in my opinion
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)
# They look pleasant enough.
After all, you don't want the patients dying in a distressed state.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:49, archived)
# Goatse this!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)
# that's tonights wank sorted then
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Jesus, that looked so massively NSFW when I first refreshed
A relative of Klarnk?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)
# SFW
Just a squid's beak. (If the ring was on one of the fingers I might have been a bit suspicious.)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)
# "Squid's beak"
has to be a euphemism for something, surely?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Euphemism?
Mairzy doats, and dozy doats....
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)
# And DON'T...
...call me Surely.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)
# hmm. that looks like it would be comfortable to sleep on
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)
# My life is fucking over.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)
#

(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)
# *sword envy*
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:04, archived)
# FUCK ENVY.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# jubbly
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Octopse
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# HE COMES
and then wipes his cock on the curtains.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)
# More fun to wipe it on a plushy.
Makes 'em cry.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)
# I like this
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:40, archived)
# no
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Beep...Beep....

(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)
# whoah!
I just did a Tom Hanks artpiece too!

so many sexy holes to choose from

(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)
# woah
that's amazing and horrific in equal parts
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)
# still going for that fp, eh clay?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)
# I'm trying to kick start the
breakaway horizontals rebel group, membership has been slow
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
#
Yes, I can quite imagine that a series of posts that does indeed stretch horizontally clear across the screen is indeed an avant-garde attempt at subverting the usual manner of presentation on such a width-constrained image board, coupled with its inherent rejection of the percieved authority on an otherwise anarchic internet meeting place.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)
# I tried to get this all in the title line, but it's character limited...
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:38, archived)
# My screen is wide
so are my pictures!

*breaks glasses and shoplifts"
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Pajamas are Cool
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] maybe was better in my head...
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:29, archived)
# HEEEEEEEERE'S MAGGY!
and now it's time for sleep.
g'night all!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Sleep tight
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:35, archived)
# tight's the word ;)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Go back to bed, you naughty ;)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)
# I'll say it again. Why is it always goodnight in your posts?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Some people call me the space cowboy
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Ooof!
And well played sir
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:06, archived)
# do some people call you maurice?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)
# i didn't hear him speak of the pompatus of love
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)
# He don't look happy ... HE'S BEEN USING BRAND X
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Brand Eksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Wanna know how I got these scars?
Fell into my motorbike's handlebars face first.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)
# ouch
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm! No bidders? Wonder why?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# please rush me my portable walrus-polishing kit
with its 6 detachable heads, guaranteed to clean even the trickiest of sea-bound mammals
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
# A six brush one?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)
# arf!
it's been a while since i've watched it, they've clearly upgraded the package
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)
# "Not a euphemism!"
Hahaha!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)
# heheh - I'm still waiting for my Battleship Potemkin
collector's edition pram from the same company.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Minty
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Gnarrrghhhh
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)
# easy for you to say
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# 50 yd O_O
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# that'll help with the tagnuts
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
# is it just me or does today feel like christmas on b3ta?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)
# definitely going to have to watch that again soon
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:27, archived)
# ha!
i feel blessed!

*i'm not sure if that's dirty or not - eye of the beholder an all that
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)
# as long as it's not the brown eye of the beholder, i think you're ok
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)
# i'll take my chances
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)
# good man
i would too
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:58, archived)
# 50/50
can't be bad. at least not half the time. or something.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)
# the other 50%
is why booze was invented
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:02, archived)
# is that why i'm so pissed?
*edit* it's not working either way - i demand a refund.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
# quite possibly
i could do with a drink myself
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)
# you've got pork. why haven't i got pork?
and cider. why haven't i got cider?

/withnails' blog
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# haha - just because you're the victim of a horrendous biological experiment
doesn't mean your oral hygeine regime should suffer...
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)
# sadly
this is a single use pack
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)
# but it IS 50 yards, so wouldn't it just kind of find its way through?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 2:19, archived)
# Hee hee hee
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)
# crashandburn
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)
# =D
i dig
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)
# oh, god.
I just looked at the filename and got this... bad person!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)
# don't tease me
today's been hell and tomorrow is ages away.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Pfffhahaha
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I DRINK IT UP.

(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Heh heh...every month.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:55, archived)
#
hahahha, nice movie quote in subject line.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:02, archived)
# should come with free chocolate
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Was thinking the same I have some Bournville chocolate with my name all over it :D
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:11, archived)
# ooooo, i LOVE that stuff!
can't buy it as i'd eat the whole bar and be sick for days :(
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)
# mmm
Speaking of hospitalisation, have you been chopped up yet?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:15, archived)
# not yet
you'll know when i have been, i'll be in hospital for at least a week
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)
# I see. Will you be posting alien/chainsaw massacre-style photographic updates?
(that sounded far more creepy than I intended)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)
# doubtful
it's internal reconstructive surgery and i'll need a skin graft. there are some things even i think are unfit to post here
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
# o_O
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)
# i've had about 15 operations in my life
ranging from emergency surgery on a strangulated colon that was aboutr to burst to experimental surgery on twisted facial nerves, leaving me with very fucked-up eyes. this will be the biggest and most dangerous operation i've ever had.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Yikes
That beats my two. How about this.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)
# woo!
clicked!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)
# hey smashy - you knows you is well loved round here
an all da crew be finking of ya. x
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)
# cool.
now hand over all the cider an pork.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
# pfff!
the closest i've got is pea and ham soup, which i'm currently eating
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)
# blood
and fucking tantrums
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:12, archived)
# haha - he's the friendly face
of feminine hygeine products...
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Bored.


Very simple. Like me.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:43, archived)
# American Pi?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Marks out of 7?
I give it 22 (approximately).
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)
# *headdesks*
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Pffffffft
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Pi is exactly 3!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)
# at first
I thought this was a reference to the trepanning scene in the movie.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Not to be pedantic but,,
Its 3.14159 which would round to 3.1416v

BUT OTHERWISE COMPLETELY LOVELY
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Suffering from a slight discharge.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Available Now!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:38, archived)
# I'm going to try this...I think it could work.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Pig in the Butty
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Makes me hungry that film
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)
# tastes very irony, or so i've heard
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:51, archived)
#
crazy Icelanders
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
# XOOOO
Ahhhh!!!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# there's something about that man
that makes me think "maybe"
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:36, archived)
# He was excellent in LA Confidential
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)
# He certainly was.
Not enough to make me fancy him, though.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:44, archived)
# he has a very strong screen presence
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)
# James Cromwell,
Unfortunately, I only know this because of Star Trek: First contact. *Sigh* I'll see myself out.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:47, archived)
# i'll come with you
/massive star trek fan
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Q'Plah!
Which reminds me, the new ones on at the weekend.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)
# yep, sunday at 6.30
still not got around to seeing it yet, but i've been assured that it won't make me want to hurl my spleen at the telly, so i'm going to watch it.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:00, archived)
# maybe what?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:44, archived)
# maybe i'd ride him like a rodeo hooker
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Oh...sidesaddle.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)
# i like the kinky stuff
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# It's how he would have wanted
to go, I think.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] A quick one
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:27, archived)
# A very underrated film
"The ridiculous name of O'Grady"
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)

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