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# mud on road bin dun ???
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Viz ca. 1991?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# groan
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# not quite like that it hasnt!
no sir, woo
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Tiger feet was one of the first records I bought


(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley bindun...
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Beans, beans, the musical fruit...
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# parp
click
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# From all this mog / JJ commotion...
i am now expecting the squirrels "parp comic thing...
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I posted it earlier today
but if you insist.



I'm a tedious hack :(
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Parptastic
It's always good to see this one. Something about the fart-glee in their faces.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# thank'ee
jj's never replied to me when i've posted it. i'm thinking i should work through the entire s.a. archives posting up sequential fart until he finally notices. then i'll be gunning for "creepy stalker" status, get put on a t shirt, and split the profits with him 70-30 (in his favour - i'm not greedy or anything)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)
# DO IT
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
# I actually quite like the series
But to be honest, nearly every single one is ripe for a "parping"
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
# I like Sequential Art
I even have books to prove it. But they're generally all ripe for a Sequential Fart version. The joke would wear thin after three or four but I'll take one for the team.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# heheheh
i'm bloody hungry now, i'm going to throw some soup on soon.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
#
on up
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# it won't suit you
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# both of these replies mad me happy for a second
thanks
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Subtle product placement.......never
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# AHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHH
KING OF THE IMPOSSIBLE.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# T_T
My heart is to carry strong weight.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# ....saviour of the kitchentop
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# I would love to coment but my phone line is down and I have no interwebnet.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# This product partnership
Will be the biggest rival to Barry Scott
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# *prepares decibel meter*
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# *hands out ear plugs*
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)
# *tapes up windows*
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Seeing as Hull is so bracing at this time of year...

Probly bindun though
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# David Mitchell must be saved!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Reincarnation
Nicholas Cage, John Travolta, and now ...... .......Spooky
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Leon the Professional
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# They're for everyone!
EEEEEEVERYYYYONE!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Gary Oldman in that film grapes my squildo
Also, I want to be a cleaner.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Gary Oldman is AMAZING in that film.
It's only right that he's still getting work.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Great film ( digs out blu ray )
I have been a cleaner and I am currently a mechanic it's not like the films at all :-(
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Arf!


I think I've wheeled this one out enough now *archives*
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# once they're gentle the nob i'll buy them
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Ha!
If it was him, I'd be glad about [SPOILER ALERT].... him dying at the end.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Noel's body count is similar to Leon's
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# ARF!
*clicks*
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha liked the film (apart from the lousy ending)
'click'
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

What's been going on? Missed ls18's flounce, and now it seems I've missed another one!
Arsebiscuits.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# hahaha, nice one
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I think it's all over and we can return to posting NORMAL things again.
So, here's a giant titty-tiger with a milkshake.
......and a t-shirt

:D


(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You actually made it!! Bravo, Sir

(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# haha
that was rather speedy getting the tshirt up already..
*fumbles around for some loose change
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Holy shit that's awesome :D I better save up some pennies.
Also, started watching Genocyber; it's fucking ace :)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# It's *over*?
Aww :(
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Nice
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha
this is too much win
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# haha love the t-shirt!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# *fears*
*and tries to hide erection*
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Is that
Peter Serafinowicz?
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)
# I hope Michael Ellis buys your shirt
and a couple for his mates and family
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Advised to post that art T-shirt in dA. * Sarcastic applause *
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# just so you know, your links to my flickr photos won't work anymore
as I have made them 'friends only'.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
#
ふーん。それで?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
#
許可なしでは私の映像につないではいけない
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
#
許可なしでは私の画像のリンクをつないではいけない





lol
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Hello.
I understand that you're some sort of Ding-a-like.
Come over to /talk, we need some proper mentalling there.
:D
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
#
お前らもな
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Ding was Chinese rather than Japanese, but you'll do just fine.
Just use these Holy Phrases:
HUN DAN!
^^heheheh STUPID HAT!
Dogeyes.
and ARNO! occasionally, and you will be WORSHIPPED as the Second Coming Of Ding's Holy Golden Bum by those of us in the Church Of Ding.
:D
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Oh... it's you again.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# hahahah I will be purchasing this shirt and providing photographic evidence at some point :)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
#
何の?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# I thought you had me on ignore?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# there ought to be a 'Forgive' link
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# THERE IS NOT FORGIVE. ONLY CUTTING.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# STALK CUT STALK CUT STALK CUT STALK CUT
CUT WITH STALKS
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
#
it will be hiding around here forever,

Watching,

Waiting.

looking for a time to strike...
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
# It needs to leave its mothership first
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
#
ゴーアウェイ
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
#
お前がな
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# I like this game
樹皮はかまないよりも犬
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Aww, I don't think it came out as well as I wanted it to.
泰は、ノンス性交取得
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)
# if we're all trolls and bad people, why are you here?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Rattlehead telling it like it is.
But yeah, go away Mogs.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
# in all seriousness
it must be terrible being fucked up like that, he/she probably can't help him/herself.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# I know people who are a bit tapped, like schizophrenia and that.
But even they know when to call it quits. I'd say this is more of a Fatal Attraction-esque scenario.

And for the record, I actually LIKE those people. This one's just irritating, but the only reason I'm not ignoring him/her/it is because some of their lines are too funny.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# I don't think logic is its strong point
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Which is why we want her on /talk.
How much do you want for her?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Half a curly wurly and a packet of love hearts
And a go on Baldmonkey's missus (or Baldmonkey, if she's not available)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# DONE!
I'll even throw in 11p and a button from our collection plate.
:D
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
# I'll have my solicitor draw up the paperwork straight away
Hopefully /talk should be able to accept delivery by 04/10/2011
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# We'd get our internet lawyerman, Frisbee Teaboy QC to look it over, but he's flounced again and won't be back until Tuesday.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Bugger. You just can't get the staff.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# online human trafficking ftw
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Hey, she's OUR Incoherent Golden Bummed Goddess now.
:D
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)
# hahaha
I did a snot.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# right
just make sure you don't give the cunt any of your facebooks or anything like that
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Meh, we're used to TOP-MENTALLING.
We had Bou.
:D
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)
# aye
you're proper hard bastards over there, you could all join in the self harm with her/him/it, it would be fucking fantastic.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Self? Where's the fun in that?
Bou was mental enough to get the whole of South Africa banned from b3ta.
You just don't see mentalling like that anymore.
*Nostalgias*
Man, I miss Bou.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# i don't know who bou is
i've never seen any mentalling in all my 3 years on here, apart from a major flounce by ellis18 on 9/11 , i don't think that counts though.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Oh, man you missed a TREAT.
Back in them days we had Syncubus with his Pink Socktm too.
Happytimes RATTLEHEAD, happytimes indeed.
:)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
# was it a wanksock?
tell me it was a wanksock
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# It was. Strategically placed for a photo of himself.
That he then linked to female b3tans. Whether they asked to see it or not. And then demanded that they show him theirs in return.
:D
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)
# fucking awesome
i wish i had the balls (and sock) to do that
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)
# point
don't say that, it might start cuttin'
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# They might move on to... *shudders* the middle finger!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
# you...you....MONSTER
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
# I had to go there! I had to! They said I was foolish, CRAZY even!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Yey.. That's more like it!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
# *something about Thundercats pron*
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# I've just been catching up on last nights madness.
Sorry but I just couldn't get this out of my head.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# ha ha!
you've got weird hands though
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# They aren't mine they belong to the internet
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# yeah, i guessed that ;)
i didn't want to shout out that the hands were upside down
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Michael Ellis is innocent!
Free the Michael Ellis one!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] how long after you realise it's not going to work should you stop and do something else?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)
# NEVER! I just "plough" through..
Ha ha ha ha harumph
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)
# i really dig this!!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# i saw that coming
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Stick your noggin in this!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)
# pew pew!

__________________________
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Is that Paul Daniels?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
# notalot
just random google head.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Also apropos of nothing
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# No one can get drunk off that cat's piss!
I thought Fosters was weak, I think its physically impossible to get drunk from it as you would drown before hand though excessive water intake.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# never tried it
i could just it's watery piss by the can
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha
he needs
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)
# It looks more like Al Murray
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# The bag could have been full of anything. Pork pies, turnips, oven parts. It's the oldest trick in the book.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# the tits were smeared with peanut butter.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:03, archived)
# I FUCKING LO...
oh wait a minute!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# pfft
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# consider me protected
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# should have been a piece of tin foil!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Who gave that narwhal legs?!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Seamless horse is seamless.
Also: FUCK YEAH!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# yeah, this was my first ever seam horse
i got a bit carried away ;)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)
# i did this to make up for it though
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Ahahah!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# parp
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# would
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Whut?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)
# a thing of beauty and a joy forever
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Smug Unicorn ride.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Well, you learn something new every day
I never knew unicorns farted rainbows.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# wow! i thought it was commom knowledge!
where did you think rainbows come from?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I hear the weather's nice in Hull today
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# It's rather nice in my garden as well :)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Whale of a time.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Fegh...sundays...
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# That looks painful
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# hehe
But yeah, it's a good film, but the editing is insane.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)
# 1st time
I saw it, it took me 30mins before I got the hang of it...
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# O_O
is it good to eat?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
#
probably tastes like chicken
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Is it some form of fish?
Edit: I've just noticed part of that is, a puff fish?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Does this mean it's poisonous
unless prepared by some sort of black belt sushi chef?
Must be a delicacy!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:29, archived)
# hah! :D
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Aww
I want to give it a hug
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# no problem, but you'll need to sign this
*hands disclaimer form*
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)
# WHOA!
slow down!!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Cool creatures
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:17, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# He is nice
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon etc etc?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)
# ho hum, I'll post a vague-but-not-close-enough compo pea to cheer myself up
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Hi
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Hi
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# howdy
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# racist
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# do NOT misunderstand me!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Nazi!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# you called?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# *eBays*
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)
# *gets arrested for trying to buy nazi memorabilia*
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Awww D:
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Hi
A PENIS
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Oh hi thar
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# holla
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# GGRRGRGRRR!
A level of wrong.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)

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