It's always good to see this one. Something about the fart-glee in their faces.
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:09,
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thank'ee
jj's never replied to me when i've posted it. i'm thinking i should work through the entire s.a. archives posting up sequential fart until he finally notices. then i'll be gunning for "creepy stalker" status, get put on a t shirt, and split the profits with him 70-30 (in his favour - i'm not greedy or anything)
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:14,
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I actually quite like the series
But to be honest, nearly every single one is ripe for a "parping"
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:31,
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I like Sequential Art
I even have books to prove it. But they're generally all ripe for a Sequential Fart version. The joke would wear thin after three or four but I'll take one for the team.
Ding was Chinese rather than Japanese, but you'll do just fine.
Just use these Holy Phrases: HUN DAN! ^^heheheh STUPID HAT! Dogeyes. and ARNO! occasionally, and you will be WORSHIPPED as the Second Coming Of Ding's Holy Golden Bum by those of us in the Church Of Ding. :D
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:57,
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Oh... it's you again.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:50,
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hahahah I will be purchasing this shirt and providing photographic evidence at some point :)
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:48,
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(Mighty Nibuswho dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:03,
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Aww, I don't think it came out as well as I wanted it to.
泰は、ノンス性交取得
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:05,
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haha
(Mighty Nibuswho dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:06,
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if we're all trolls and bad people, why are you here?
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:06,
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Rattlehead telling it like it is.
But yeah, go away Mogs.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:08,
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in all seriousness
it must be terrible being fucked up like that, he/she probably can't help him/herself.
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:09,
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I know people who are a bit tapped, like schizophrenia and that.
But even they know when to call it quits. I'd say this is more of a Fatal Attraction-esque scenario.
And for the record, I actually LIKE those people. This one's just irritating, but the only reason I'm not ignoring him/her/it is because some of their lines are too funny.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:12,
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I don't think logic is its strong point
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:09,
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Which is why we want her on /talk.
How much do you want for her?
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:11,
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Half a curly wurly and a packet of love hearts
And a go on Baldmonkey's missus (or Baldmonkey, if she's not available)
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:12,
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DONE!
I'll even throw in 11p and a button from our collection plate. :D
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:15,
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I'll have my solicitor draw up the paperwork straight away
Hopefully /talk should be able to accept delivery by 04/10/2011
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:19,
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We'd get our internet lawyerman, Frisbee Teaboy QC to look it over, but he's flounced again and won't be back until Tuesday.
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:30,
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Bugger. You just can't get the staff.
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:44,
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online human trafficking ftw
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:13,
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Hey, she's OUR Incoherent Golden Bummed Goddess now.
:D
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:18,
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hahaha
I did a snot.
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:20,
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right
just make sure you don't give the cunt any of your facebooks or anything like that
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:20,
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Meh, we're used to TOP-MENTALLING.
We had Bou. :D
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:29,
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aye
you're proper hard bastards over there, you could all join in the self harm with her/him/it, it would be fucking fantastic.
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:34,
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Self? Where's the fun in that?
Bou was mental enough to get the whole of South Africa banned from b3ta. You just don't see mentalling like that anymore. *Nostalgias* Man, I miss Bou.
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:38,
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i don't know who bou is
i've never seen any mentalling in all my 3 years on here, apart from a major flounce by ellis18 on 9/11 , i don't think that counts though.
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:44,
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Oh, man you missed a TREAT.
Back in them days we had Syncubus with his Pink Socktm too. Happytimes RATTLEHEAD, happytimes indeed. :)
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:48,
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was it a wanksock?
tell me it was a wanksock
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:50,
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It was. Strategically placed for a photo of himself.
That he then linked to female b3tans. Whether they asked to see it or not. And then demanded that they show him theirs in return. :D
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:56,
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fucking awesome
i wish i had the balls (and sock) to do that
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:00,
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point
don't say that, it might start cuttin'
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:12,
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They might move on to... *shudders* the middle finger!
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:14,
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you...you....MONSTER
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:15,
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I had to go there! I had to! They said I was foolish, CRAZY even!
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:16,
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Yey.. That's more like it!
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:08,
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*something about Thundercats pron*
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:44,
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I've just been catching up on last nights madness.
Sorry but I just couldn't get this out of my head.
(Where's AlbertoLiving the nightmare.,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:58,
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ha ha!
you've got weird hands though
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:02,
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They aren't mine they belong to the internet
(Where's AlbertoLiving the nightmare.,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:03,
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yeah, i guessed that ;)
i didn't want to shout out that the hands were upside down
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:09,
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Michael Ellis is innocent!
Free the Michael Ellis one!
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:05,
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how long after you realise it's not going to work should you stop and do something else?
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:11,
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NEVER! I just "plough" through..
Ha ha ha ha harumph
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:17,
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i really dig this!!
(skullbuggeryuh huh! kissed a cow!,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:38,
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i saw that coming
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:01,
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Stick your noggin in this!
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:12,
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pew pew!
__________________________
(fegg..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:19,
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Is that Paul Daniels?
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:21,
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notalot
just random google head.
(fegg..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:22,
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Also apropos of nothing
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:33,
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(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:40,
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No one can get drunk off that cat's piss!
I thought Fosters was weak, I think its physically impossible to get drunk from it as you would drown before hand though excessive water intake.
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:44,
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never tried it
i could just it's watery piss by the can
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:09,
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hahaha
he needs
(Mighty Nibuswho dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:53,
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hahaha
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:26,
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It looks more like Al Murray
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:49,
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The bag could have been full of anything. Pork pies, turnips, oven parts. It's the oldest trick in the book.
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:54,
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the tits were smeared with peanut butter.
(fegg..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:03,
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I FUCKING LO...
oh wait a minute!
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:53,
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pfft
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:56,
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consider me protected
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:10,
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should have been a piece of tin foil!
(skullbuggeryuh huh! kissed a cow!,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:39,
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