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[challenge entry] Queue Old-Timey Piano
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Edison = wanker
Your picture is nice though.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:34, archived)
# But which lucky mexican got Charlie's organs?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick AND shit...


*edit* And surprisingly gay looking also, triple points.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:21, archived)
# it's the vest
you really don't see that type of vest in many westerns
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Hi B3ta people!
I heard a rumor that B3ta is dying, so I've turned up to show my support for you guys. Also, not all of Japan is crazy - some of it is quite nice!


(Inspired by Katsushika Hokusai en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hokusai - not the rude bits though)
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Hello ^^
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:19, archived)
# 'Noon the AWESOME Golden Bummed Mental.
*Panders*
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:22, archived)
# konnichiwa Insectchild-san
Ogenki desu ka?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:06, archived)
# watasi ha genki desu ^^
Thank you Jim san.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Daijoubu desu yo
`No problem' (or 'do not worry').
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:12, archived)
# People seem to think it is, but I reckon it's because a few of the more prolific posters have buggered off.
And nice arts :D can't beat a bit of ukiyo-e!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Thanks!
I've checked out B3ta since about 2003 and it's always been something I've enjoyed. I never felt the need to post, until about a week ago, when it all seemed a bit sad. Love your work though!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:25, archived)
# I only found out about this place about 3 years ago, so I'm not sure how it was back in the day.
As far as I can see, not much has changed in that time, which I'm thankful for.
And thanks! :D

Oh, and welcome to b3ta! ^^
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:31, archived)
# I buggered off.
But I came back. I don't want b3ta to die. You're my favourite imaginary friends.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Agreed.
There's a whole bunch of people that need to come back, they were a great contribution to this site :(

Not saying you guys AREN'T, by the way.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I have to admit, I first got into this site because of QOTW
but some of the stuff on the main board has been phenomenal and it's nice to see talented people 'doing their thing'.
Some of it has genuinely made me spit out my coffee, like Mr Atomic's stuff, down there (can't do a down arrow on his stupid computer).
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Not a big QOTW follower, to be honest.
I was introduced to b3ta by someone in college, who was showing me one of the image challenges. I think it was the literal movie posters one from a few years back.

And agreed, Atomic's stuff is nothing short of awesome. :D
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Oyuki-chan?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Mental
I dabbled in Anime (not very successfully). I like my characters to keep their clothes on...

(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Are you telling me it's not ALL tentacle rape and war atrocities?
SO disappointed now.
:(
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Don't forget the dirty knicker vending machines
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:28, archived)
# They don't have them anymore.
It's ELF 'N' SAFETY GONE SANE!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:33, archived)
# No, but there are vending machines that will give you those things if you want them
and as I wrote this, we just had an earthquake, which always gives me the heebeejeebees.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Was dead.
It's just an undead zombie now.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Hi, welcome to b3ta
Pull up a chair and attach rotor blades to a kitten.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:24, archived)
# ^ what she said.
With added lightsabers
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Hey thanks!
It's the insanity of you guys on this site that has kept me sane for many a year!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] 1621, Early attempts at the 419 yield great success...
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Wise words, Chief Talkslanted.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Sitalic Bull.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Very good
a precursor to the trojan "I love you" pox-ridden blanket
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Niiice....
Beaver..
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:41, archived)
# What sort of yiffery is this?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:41, archived)
# amphibious
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Reminds me of Tyranny Rex from 2000AD.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:44, archived)
# this was based on a skugosaur
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:45, archived)
# TAIL FAIL
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:42, archived)
# But is it a furry, if it's a reptile?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:45, archived)
# It must be one of them scale-ies
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:51, archived)
# I'm imagining the logistics
of putting on a skirt whilst in possession of a tail.
I'm imagining it right now.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Fairly straight forward
It probably has a zip on the other side, so you would just have to thread the tail through the hole in the skirt, zip up and job done.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:13, archived)
# yiff yiff yifff
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:56, archived)
# This is not Deviant art, Yifftits
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:02, archived)
# ^what she said
*with tits
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:03, archived)
# unless you're a regular
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Then it seems perfectly fine.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Hello!!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Is this an out take from Count Duckula?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Its Godzuki's mom
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Colour the lizard
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:08, archived)
# I remember what happened last time.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Star Wars?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Minecraft?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Fucking hell...
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Is this a member of the royalty,
sans mask?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:38, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Of course, the downside of this
is he has to face North-North-East all the time
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Unless the feather is on a little turntable...
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:03, archived)
#
"is he has to face North-North-East all the time"
Hahahaha Good one :O)
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Flippin' ads are everywhere
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Well I like it.
But the real one can fuck right off, twice.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:42, archived)
# how!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Yours for a fistful of dollars!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Howdy pardner...
Bottle o' redeye an' one of them thar crossints, dang it!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:19, archived)
# The Smug Frontier
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:29, archived)
# "We don' take a liking to your kind round here, boy!"
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Smug, Smug, the riverboat, er... bug
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] he... erm.. downloaded the programme online.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:59, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha ace!
Also: threadrush!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:43, archived)
# We interrupt this WIld West Fest to ask you to vote on QOTW

1) Hypochondria - Thanks to my massive hypochondria, I've had leukaemia, liver disease, AIDS (twice), cancer (too many times to count), and God knows what else. It's even worse now thanks to the Internet, where you can quickly convince yourself you have anything. The most recent episode was a white spot on my tongue which I KNEW was tongue cancer, but turned out to be nothing. So - tell us your tales of hypochondria! (Dr Skagra)

2) Beautiful Moments III - More fluffy stuff to warm your cockles. If you have cockles. (A Vagabond)

3) Screwed over by the man - We once made a flash animation for a record company. They told us it was brilliant and 30 staff gave us a round of applause. They asked us to stick it out without their name on it. Then their legal department sent us a cease and desist for infringing their copyright. (rob)

4) Stuck - Everyone loves physical comedy, and one of the most ridiculous things anyone can do is put a body part (any one you like) in something that it won't come out of. What horrific things occurred to you? Did the fire brigade and howling neighbours turn up to not help you? Did you lose vital street cred/clothing/seconds to disarm a bomb? (Satur9)

Vote now, vote often-ish:





Edit: OK - Screwed Over it is folks...
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:27, archived)
# The doctor told me I was a hypochondriac
"Oh bloody hell, not that as well," I thought.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Boom boom!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Bourbon Brush would have been a very different kids show.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Would it be a kid's show? *ponders*
I think it'd be like Wondershowzen, or some other nightmare.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:56, archived)
# hypochondria - b3ta thinks it's dying
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:30, archived)
# I've voted for the one I thought of - screwed over by the man
I can expand the story properly if it wins. Which it probably won't
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:32, archived)
# hypochondria it is then
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:35, archived)
# See if you'd only said "pissed on by The Man"....
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:39, archived)
# PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOOOOOOUUUUUSE TONIGHT
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Stuck?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:50, archived)
# tldr
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Survey to decide the subject matter for the parade of fabrication, fantasy and urban myth for the coming week.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:58, archived)
# tldr
:D
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:01, archived)
# FUCK!
hahaha
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Wot no shed?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Howdy
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:41, archived)
# I'm now imagining the Nyan theme on a banjo
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:53, archived)
# As am I,
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Definitely! Or this.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:18, archived)
# needs this
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Very slo-mo gunfight
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Hahaha clevar!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:21, archived)
# haha! worse than a reboot :D
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Pfffft! You buy those Real Player revolvers, you're gonna get this problem!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:27, archived)
# *waits for the patch*
*eventually shoots back*
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:28, archived)
# *leaves game*
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:30, archived)
# oh
that's good
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:31, archived)
# hehehe
nicely done, sir
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Genius
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:43, archived)
# crackin :)
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:44, archived)
# 'lo, all.

This week's compo inspired this. Not too keen on the background...
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:05, archived)
# bravestarr has had her
and thirty thirty
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:08, archived)
# I like these arts.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Cheers! And likewise :D
Meaning your art, that is.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:32, archived)
# ^would...
Click
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Nice.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Very nice
I think you're getting better all the time
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Cheers :D expect more when ideas start flowing in. XD
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:06, archived)
# nicely
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:49, archived)
# This is very good indeed.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Spotlight!
Spotlight?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I panicked and threw any old effect on.
I envision the light pouring through a door, and someone walks in and is like "Oh... SHIT."
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Ah.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:51, archived)
# I don't know either. XD
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:15, archived)
# "a little more smug please, george..."
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Shopped Nazis FAQ only things.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:56, archived)
# hehe
loving the reflection
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:57, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:59, archived)
# but, I am
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:00, archived)
# i'm
shitting it

edit: looks like terminator?
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Class!
Didn't see that at first.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:24, archived)
# you dropped yer dickie, george!
*belm
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
fuck off with your fucking coffee pods
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 1812.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:46, archived)
# HaHa
It's a click from me,
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:48, archived)
# ^ this.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
"you certainly do not OWN me, sir"
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:52, archived)
# I like this!
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:57, archived)
# "You surely have tinkered with this game in your favour!"
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:08, archived)
# That's marvellous
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
BF3 was impossible in hardcore the other night due to massive griefing.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Awesomes sir
I am indeed laughing out loud
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] internet standoff
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:39, archived)
# This
deserves more comments.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend...
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:18, archived)
# shut up and take my doubloons.....
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:49, archived)

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