^What Ugly Fat Derek said^
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:12,
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nice work slim
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:39,
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why three ha ?why not ! ha ha ha
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:46,
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Nicelyalthough, it would make us all y3hans
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:38,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Wild West Web"){kind=small}
Advance apologies for any litigation and/or cease and desist orders that may arise from this.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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there's a new sheriff in townand i'm gonna fuck this little bitch.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:41,
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Hey, nostalgia fans!Boy, has it been a while since I last posted.
This week, I dusted off my old desktop with a mighty 256Mb of RAM to find out if it was worth turning into a media server. Turns out, probably not.
But I did find this old-skool paintmash that I barely remember drawing. I thought you might enjoy it. Hope all is well, b3ta. x
NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:16,
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And G'ning to you, good sir!I trust you're in good form?
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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About normal ta.Selling our flat so at some point today I expect to get a call from my solicitor telling me I am no longer a Londoner.
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:40,
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Fingers crossed for a smooth transition! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:10,
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And it's sold!I'm now a northerner.
( Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:31,
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Congrats!...I think. ;)
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:13,
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Welcome back to civilisation, brother.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:17,
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reminiscing about the last recession Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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I've got disks and disks of starship drawings and animations for my amiga 1200They have been in their box for nearly 20 years... Probably de-magnetised by now...
I'm all nostalgic for drawing pictures pixel by pixel now....
C64 paint on the ipad just isn't the same.
(I'm all nostalgic for drawing pictures pixel by pixel now....
C64 paint on the ipad just isn't the same.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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It's the weekend......go get them!
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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Lovely!My parents found and gave me my old Amstrad 6128 this weekend.
There's a bag of dusty tapes with saved 'AMX Art' pictures on them. c.1986 crap drawings here we come!
(There's a bag of dusty tapes with saved 'AMX Art' pictures on them. c.1986 crap drawings here we come!
splorp ®,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:56,
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hahaha...crab can't handle the truth
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:42,
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cool...heads up display!
i went with google maps :D
(i went with google maps :D
maggenspies mayhaps,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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it's all web based......surely?
but ta anyway!
(but ta anyway!
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:54,
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ha! YESdunno, no idea really, sorry!!
i don't have one :D
(i don't have one :D
maggenspies mayhaps,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:18,
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and just for picky details...the screen image is an old cowboy map...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:11,
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ha! brill.just thought i'd put the facts in before anyone picked any holes in it.
not that i'm cynical or anything...
(not that i'm cynical or anything...
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:41,
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No.But I like your hosses balancing.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 22:17,
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hahahahaputting the loon in saloon
( Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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go wireless ! no more hanging about Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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he'll have to wait they're all watching the lynch time noose
( Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:47,
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that pun's a bit ropey Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:58,
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well of coir's it is.. bound to be (coming from me) :D
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:22,
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this is driving me knotsI don't think I can string it out much longer
( Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:41,
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are you trying to needle me ? Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:15,
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i see you are starting to get the point dashing off now.. later :D
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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Crimes against humanity?Squishing yanks?
/"comedy" racism /off
(/"comedy" racism /off
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:18,
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rdr was an amazing game
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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Possibly the best game I've ever playedroll on RDR2!
( Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:41,
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Ahh morning disappointment.All is well in B3taland.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:43,
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You wouldnt have it any other way :-)
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:45,
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Speaking of morning dissapointments....Why has WB stopped doing his morning vags? :-(
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:16,
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I was away for a bit with work so haven't had time to potter on here.Where the haters hating again?
*fist shackeage.
(*fist shackeage.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:42,
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yes and noDivided as usual, but it turns out it was his master plan all along. An autistic-esque 365 days of Vag, every day at more or less the same time.
His new project is counting the grains of sand on brighton beach.
(His new project is counting the grains of sand on brighton beach.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:46,
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This I approve of!I know he's still aboot, He added some genius touches to the Olympic crowd picture I've been fiddling with.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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not a peaSurely bindun, but not seen it myself and wasn't in the compo yet.
(,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:30,
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yeah, binduni can't remember who, but i think it was fp'd
and there it is
V
(and there it is
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:38,
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The Chinese Badminton DQ was part of a larger strategy
You know the saying: If you can't beat 'em, just lose in the round robin stage after you've secured a place in the knockout round so that you get an easier berth against a lesser team! Apparently this is working for them.
very nice wee animation: )
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........š«„,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 7:29,
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this is understated brilliance*click*
(i liked this so much, i shared it on facebook)
((i liked this so much, i shared it on facebook)
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 7:45,
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I liked it so muchI liked it on facebook and logged in here to say i liked it here
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:55,
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hahahatop bombing
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 7:49,
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This is Ace More of this Ace sort of thing :)
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:52,
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woo!! world class apathy FTWit could almost be /board...
clicky :D
(clicky :D
maggenspies mayhaps,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:06,
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So full of win!Particularly the archer, fencer and boxer.
This gets the minimalist 'seal of approval' - a [click].
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Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:46,
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This gets the minimalist 'seal of approval' - a [click].
brilliantgood work mac
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:07,
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You can't trust the ChineseInscrutable little faces. Never know what they're thinking.
(,
Mon 6 Aug 2012, 1:08,
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Ladies in red
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 3:54,
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Its like one of those kebab meat spindles taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:49,
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badadingdingdingdingdingding WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 7:24,
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Snakes on a covered wagon train. Haha
I thought it was Custer tweeting his last stand.
(I thought it was Custer tweeting his last stand.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:13,
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That bottom posthas got to be a cardinal sin.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:20,
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impressive detail Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:29,
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'sup dogg?
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:45,
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something like that. I thought it was genius :( PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:47,
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Well, they all laughed at Christopher Columbus, when he said the world was roundThey all laughed when Edison invented sound
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:49,
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Edison invented SOUND?Shit, I knew he was good, but THAT good?
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:03,
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"Just add boiling water"Psh, it's pretty obviously boiling piss.
(,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:49,
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surely it should be mooooofaha Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:08,
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noIt should have been ME :(
( PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:13,
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i thought your tail was a bit shorter, but, ok :) PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:18,
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I just know mooofaha is a big fat cow.mooofaha is so fat, I took a picture of him last Christmas and its still printing.
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mooofaha is so fat, he got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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mooofaha is so fat, he got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:21,
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ALL the boys 2 the yard
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:53,
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I NEVER FORGIVE VERY TERRIBLE WANK GUY AND VERY TERRIBLE POOP GUY
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 2:22,
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mofaha be so fat, when he lurks around the boardhe lurks A-R-O-U-N-D the board
( PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 2:47,
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A big smelly bin.mooofaha is so fat, when he steps on a scale it says to be continued.
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mooofaha is so fat, when he dances at a concert the whole band skips.
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mooofaha is so fat, when he dances at a concert the whole band skips.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:24,
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does that mean I am TERRIBLE POOP GUY? PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 2:51,
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...but Redhat IS magnificent PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:37,
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I do use windowz 8 on my big machine....But I'm an Ubuntu man on my lappy(s)
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:58,
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'Ubuntu'Isn't that Swahili for 'broke as fuck'
( PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:00,
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Dunno...But on other games and stuff on line I spell my name phonetically as "teemofie" for my screen name.
I recently found out that it translates in Afrikaans to "homosexual Tea"
(I recently found out that it translates in Afrikaans to "homosexual Tea"
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:03,
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Well, I'll stick up for aspects of Asus, Dell, and even HP if you get me in a good moodRest can choke on my fuck you understand.
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:38,
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One daythey'll fill in the blank bits on the IBM logo
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:46,
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To reveal the company's full nameCHIBMOOG?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:48,
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No no, this is a CHIBMOOG:
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:56,
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actually, they were filled in until 1972it's actually fading away, not filling in
( PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:48,
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Ah, the cracks are beginning to showIt'd be interesting to create something with a built-in time limit.
See also Everett True's 'Careless Talk Costs Lives' magazine where each issue was numbered backwards from 12 so it wouldn't ever get stale...
(See also Everett True's 'Careless Talk Costs Lives' magazine where each issue was numbered backwards from 12 so it wouldn't ever get stale...
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:59,
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I rather like my Samsung gadgets, if that's any help.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:46,
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for some reason I read that as Samsung nadgersand am now in fits of laughter
( Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:57,
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Not as sleek and shiny as iNadgers, but will all the functionallity and at half the price!
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:02,
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But there's the patent litigationPersonally I think patenting the number of pubes per ball is absurd, but that's USPO for you
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:06,
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It's alright, there's counter litigation about the software.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:08,
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that's funny, my surname is a realcock PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:30,
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Earlier today I had a highly raised eyebrow discussion about changing my real life surname to 'awesome' with one of my highly academic colleaguesI am am still brooding on the idea
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:30,
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I would like to have just a single full namelike 'ZOG'
( PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:40,
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I still miss being youngand having letters for me addressed to 'Master'
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:48,
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Why not change your name to "The Master"?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:50,
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I don't want people to confuse my private lifewith my professional life!
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:11,
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Phil McCrevice?
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:47,
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Love can be crippling...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:33,
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diagnosis: hogis
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:46,
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we're gonna need a bigger bogis mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:51,
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DAMNIT JIM AMMA HOGIS, NOT A JAVIERL
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:52,
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THIS HOGIS NEEDS THREE MILLIGRAMS OF BUTANE, STAT (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:53,
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AND DON'T HOLD ON THE JUICEFINGERS! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:15,
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I NEED A HAM AND MAYO ON RYE, HOLD THE HOGIS (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:17,
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he was great in that Bangis Banthoolian biopic (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:58,
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Looks like Heath has the upper hand. But it's his left hand the remains a mystery.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:53,
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It's back!I think this picture is now making me blind!
Click for bigger (188 kb)
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Click for bigger (188 kb)
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:55,
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Whoa, this is above and beyond the call of dutyI like how the Death Star is like a hanging disco ball :)
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:00,
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I did try an animated one with the death star rotating...But to get it on the board it was optimised so much you couldn't make anything out!
Only about 4/5 more seats to fill.....
Thanks to WB though for the genius placing of Ceiling Cat.
(Only about 4/5 more seats to fill.....
Thanks to WB though for the genius placing of Ceiling Cat.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:02,
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That's because of the crowd. tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:45,
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I think it's more to do with the small number of seats
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:53,
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My goal is to fill all the seats....20K a seat for memes....
There's about 3 million pounds worth of seats!
(There's about 3 million pounds worth of seats!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:00,
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That has much awesomeness!Could there be a seat for suspended Boris? I feel that he is destined for great things.
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greg_evigan is possibly deceased on,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:00,
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Boris is next to Blessed(just to the left of the death star)
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:10,
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So he is, I was always shit at Where's Wally.The important thing is that it's ace!
( greg_evigan is possibly deceased on,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:15,
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Seems fine!(thanks... not used to praise)
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:29,
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This is rather ace.I'm wondering what kind of animation the various stages of this would make - or would it just be too humongous to even contemplate?
P.S. I also think the ceiling cat is particularly fine.
(,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:21,
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P.S. I also think the ceiling cat is particularly fine.
I count 8 empties.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 3:52,
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no it was heath that died, not jake
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:51,
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Following on from my previous age old posts of making People Carriers more interesting...Here's my take on the Citroen Xsara Picasso, GT style....
(,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:23,
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and Woof Bark Donkey
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:34,
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Cars with mandibles, mandibles on cars.What's not to like?
( Shlvng,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 1:31,
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Should I report a concern?
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:21,
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When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:25,
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That gunshot *did* make a satisfyingly foamy floomph
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:30,
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I bet he's into auto-erotic asphyxiationDid you edit this page or actually create the profile? The former would have been a bit quicker but the latter would have been awesome!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:25,
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Haha, just a quick 'shopI'm just hoping no-one asks me what I was doing searching for men in their 50s in America...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:32,
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Haha!Reminds me of Blazing Saddles:
"You said rape twice..."
"I like rape!"
("You said rape twice..."
"I like rape!"
greg_evigan is possibly deceased on,
Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:05,
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mango mango mango (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:09,
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Cosmic Rough Riders?Ooh, it's all over there a bit
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:22,
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I can't believe how much you smell of wee
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:49,
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How about I fuck you in the eye with a stick? mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:50,
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You look like a gayer version of Sal Mineo and I suspect you're a colossal douche. :-)
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:44,
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Your mummy is a big fat wee wee head! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:50,
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I've seen the Adobe version, set in Dodge Tool City. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:23,
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So basically, what we've learned from this compois that Old West sharpshooters like making digital art
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:46,
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