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# Inspired by a post down there somewhere...
I finally gave B3ta some money and I have a shiny new cock.

Have a dancing potato waffle to celebrate!

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:18, archived)
# PhwooaaRRR!
Nice cock!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Why thank you!
It's a little small, mind.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:20, archived)
# yay! I wish my cock had feathers coming out of it
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:25, archived)
# 3 per ball
as usual
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:42, archived)
# i can't fly with just that!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:43, archived)
#
You're not trying hard enough
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 3:29, archived)
# It's
a little red rooster...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:43, archived)
# \o ..have a little pecker
from me :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:02, archived)
# it's nice.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Zuh
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Going to make my wife a brooch out of this and she'll never know it's a Zebra's arse.

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:35, archived)
# cheers!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:38, archived)
# When ever I see this, the next thing that happens is quite horrible.
*waits* *watches* *sniffs*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:17, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Zebrasee
nuf sed
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 4:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Better in my head
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:27, archived)
# zebra of the future
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Poor barney
never gets a lunch break....
woo ! : )
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:07, archived)
# barney's off sick
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:10, archived)
# feckin hell
they really are scraping the barrel
; )
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Thank goodness for Barry.
And how have you got your hands on a pic of me?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Then release barry for fucks sake!
He looks like he could do some serious chibbage
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Aww
I wanted to see a potato-kraken :(
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:10, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:10, archived)
# damn
you beat me to it :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:17, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:32, archived)
# COME ON, BARRY!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:15, archived)
# RELEASE THE Barry.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:22, archived)
# No one
would fuck with Barry.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 23:52, archived)
# *awaits law suit*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:26, archived)
# hate to say it old chum
but i'm rissing like a motherfucker
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Yeah in not sure what I am on about to be honest
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:42, archived)
# that doesn't help
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:48, archived)
# hahaha
fair enough
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:53, archived)
# More barbiturates!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:05, archived)
# DeRis
The secret to not being a fatty fat fat according to foreigners is to:
1) Have breakfast like a king (lots of calories for your big day).
2) Have lunch like a prince (less).
3) Have dinner like a pauper (very little).

People who eat like a king for dinner consume many calories that don't get used and so get turned into fat. True? False? No idea.
But it's a common saying in foreign lands. Maybe yours!
therunningbug.co.uk/training/food-and-weight-loss/b/weblog/archive/2011/01/05/breakfast-like-a-king-lunch-like-a-prince-dine-like-a-pauper.aspx
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:27, archived)
# I fancy that.....
Can you get quails eggs in Lidl ?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:57, archived)
# burp !
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:23, archived)
# wow
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Incredifabulusness.....
Now donate you cunt!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:25, archived)
# ^ what she said
All of it
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:35, archived)
# this!!
muwahahaha
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Yes.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:25, archived)
# arf
: )
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:34, archived)
# To the sky.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:39, archived)
# this made me larf



alot


you looney
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:02, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Haha! Did Rob Liefeld use this guy for referencing?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:48, archived)
# This...
...is quite good.

Do give some money to help the cause tho'
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:05, archived)
# what
cause
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:07, archived)
# b3ta - then you get a shiny icon next to your name and immortalised as 'not being a cheap arse'
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:47, archived)
# will I then
get paid for my contributions ?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Considering the donations just about cover the hosting costs
I'd doubt it.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 23:48, archived)
# I've always been a soft touch
for someone asking me for money by saying you're a cheap arse


not !
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:09, archived)
# yikes!!
that's some point he's making
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] i saw this film on vhs. the dialogue was very indistinct
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:21, archived)
# zebra crossings
are dangerous ?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Two noughts are fine though.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:57, archived)
# zeb coe
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:59, archived)
#
Poor Zed.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:38, archived)
# Manic inspired me....


Click for bigger (122 kb)


Sorry its shit. Been away far too long and need to get back into the swing of things!

EDIT - Bah! I have been away too long! Should have popped this under Manics....AND HappyToast did a well better version....oh well, back to the drawing board
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Stick around, we like you.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:31, archived)
# ^this^
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:31, archived)
# ^that^
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Cheers!
Been a bit dry on the idea front recently...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:34, archived)
# I think a lot of us could do with some lube
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:36, archived)
# oh dear
back for the first time in an age and the lube has already been mentioned....glad nothings changed!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:42, archived)
# my post
is on the telly!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:42, archived)
# sorry, that's my one again ;D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:44, archived)
# BAH!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:56, archived)
# what a huge knob
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Tissue box is a nice touch
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Seven days...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:04, archived)
# 'wants kitty'
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Is a poltergeist about to enter his head?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:09, archived)

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