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[challenge entry] How every episode should've ended...

No happy endings, just locking the odd bod up where he belongs...
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# :D
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#
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# hahaha
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# hahaha
:)
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# Mental Benn

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:36, archived)
# got 'gentle ben' in my head now,
From episode.... etc...

‘No, Ben! No!’
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:41, archived)
# haha - loved that. He had a helmet with a camera on and everything
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:59, archived)
# GGGNNNNAAARRROOOOHHH
best way to spell that noise he made....
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] "You didn't really do it. You lovely people! You saved it! God bless you! God bless you all!"
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Wow. And they've even moved New York to a medium to low density land use model, with a good proportion of green space included.
Good to see such progressive town planning in action.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:56, archived)
# That's what New York bay looks like.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:01, archived)
# *googles*
Oh wow so it is. Guess I'm used to seeing it with the big dramatic Manhattan skyline in back.

Pardon my ignorant world view, American b3tans...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:05, archived)
# I wanted to avoid the stereo type image and the buildings would have been a compositional nightmare.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:11, archived)
# That's right,
and the apes live in NJ!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:11, archived)
# woo!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:59, archived)
# excellent
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Nice
I like it
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:28, archived)
# I really like
how this kind of ending would have made the rest of the film appear extremely silly.

Woo :)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:21, archived)
# it's all a big themepark
the apes are revealed to be actors in John Chambers-created facemasks

"SORRY WE THOUGHT YOU KNEW"
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 2:46, archived)
# Should have posted this here instead of on its own thread.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Success !
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# haha
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# Mindpiss
I was looking for a shot of the bus where I could put a "Welcome to Switzerland" sign by the road.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Frankly my dear...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Frankly my dear. it took me ages to make that bow!
edit:- strange name for a woman..... frank lee!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:27, archived)
# The gift that keeps on giving
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Wait until she discovers the zombie experimentation laboratory inside
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Is he a Christo fan?
:D
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Click!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Absolutely Top
Simple and beautiful.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Howdya like them womp rats, fly boy?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:20, archived)
#
I like 'em grilled, Barry.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:24, archived)
# :( I thought it said 'protein torpedo'
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:24, archived)
# That would be a different film.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:33, archived)
# translucent even
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:34, archived)
# easy way around that! just used lots of tiny torpedos!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:38, archived)
# That's what SHE said!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:52, archived)
# hahah brill
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:00, archived)
# It's something of a follow on from my first ever FP
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Nicely.
Safety rails win as well.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] 12 Happy Men

With cold dead eyes....
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:13, archived)
# They're about to enter the most fascinating sphere of police work.
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# Have you seen this Roy?
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# no wonder they're so happy
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[challenge entry]
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# "12 Agree Men"
It would take longer for people to enter and leave the theater than it would to watch the film itself!

This version of the movie would be a funny extra to include on the DVD, as an "Extreme Director's Cut".

A candidate for "How It Should Have Ended"? ( www.howitshouldhaveended.com/videos )
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[challenge entry]
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# I like this one!
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[challenge entry] hello
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:51, archived)
# haha
ive never seen Easy rider, but i likes this.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
and more entertaining than that over-rated piece of dull shit

Wild Angels is much better
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:58, archived)
# I went to the cinema to see this
when it came out. I couldn't believe it, there were bikers in tears. TEARS! It's only a film.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:15, archived)
# I grew up with my dad playing the soundtrack to Easy Rider in the car a lot
Ace soundtrack.

When I was 18 I got around to watching the film. I felt distinctly cheated - it was shit.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha!
'That will polish out' - good old bikers!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha, nicely :)
*clicks*

Also - kitten/skateboard...
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# arf!
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#

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[challenge entry]
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# icy what you did there!
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[challenge entry] BAMB!
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[challenge entry] I liked the way they stuffed him pulling a happy face
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:28, archived)
# haha, always love this gif
Hope you don't mind, but I took 3 frames to make this:
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# dA -->
:D
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# Now that's hot
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:45, archived)
# So THAT'S why they call him thumper...
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# ha ha bumthumper
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Was it wrong to say
"Oh yes!"

Nicely done.
Clicky
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:54, archived)
# He looks all twitterpated...
:D

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
I HATE that word and Bambi. Love this piss-take: www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1vjdEfxjX8
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Would have saved herself 80 years of torment, and saved us 2 hours of drivel...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Is that the guy from Robocop who got the acid bath?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:00, archived)
#
Obviously not one of the 10 million viewers of this then...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:05, archived)
# I also
have never seen that.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Soz, not clickin that, could be a virus.
I'm just gonna assume you made the whole thing up
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Ride a horse from Southampton to New York?
Is it a seahorse?


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# DID SOMEONE SAY SEAMHORSE?
Oh, I don't have any seamhorses :(
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# We'll never get anything done at this rate.
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[challenge entry] No idea what that is, sorry. Gonna stick this here anyway
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# Now if I was anywhere near a computer with photoshop I would swap all their heads for Jeff Bridges'
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# ace!
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[challenge entry] Q&D


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* sorry for the postingaboveness threadrush
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Great stuff.
:D

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:38, archived)
# BONG!
seeya George!
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# hahaha
That's a wonderful death!
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[challenge entry] The Revenge of the Christ.



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# haha
brill
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# I fucking love being a centurian!
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# Power EXTREME!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:35, archived)
# haha! that was a great cartoon
quick, strap a massive hose to me :D
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:41, archived)
# The bad guy looked like Ronald Reagan after being spliced with a generator
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# Get your ass to Golgotha!
:D

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:36, archived)
# much more believable than what they expect us to swallow!
:D
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:39, archived)
# must have really ripped his hands being pulled off that cross!
edit:- have you been pulled off on a cross?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha, excellent. Much more entertaining than the original crap
I think the best part about this is the fact that you've use THE (or one very similar) UFO from the 'I want to believe' poster. Great stuff.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:29, archived)
# beautiful
that last frame, the face... PERFECT :)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] awww! he turned out nice after all!
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# Hahaha! Ooof!
Sorry for posting on top of you...


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# no probs!
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# :D
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# Thank you, please come again

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# hahaha
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# Nork!
:D
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:40, archived)
# lol a lot better than mine! well done!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha! Excellent.
:D



(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:50, archived)
# and cake 9000 and plate 9000 and end of sausage cut off and viewed from the end 9000 as well.
edit:- waiting for a goatse one!
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# NSFW
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Jumping on this bandwagon while it's still rolling
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:18, archived)
# pfft..
after watching that Jimmy Savile exposure on itv... There's a weird thing about the 50s/60s where inappropriate stuff with teenagers was almost accepted as the norm. (this is my perception of it)

lots of songs referring to it to: just look at the lyrics to "Young Girl", "Happy Birthday sweet 16" etc
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# Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13 year old cousin
not wrong at all, no sir.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Was he from Shelbyville?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Just watched it now...
Shocking, all those people who say they knew, even saw, what was going on yet didn't do anything.

I seriously think, as shocking as it may be, that culturally it wasn't considered a big deal, even though it was illegal.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:29, archived)
# ^
this is what i was getting at..
culturally we are poles apart from even as recent as 30 years ago.

The clip with Gary Glitter made me physically cringe
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# it's not just a time thing though, all over the world opinion changes over what is appropriate
some countries frown on anyone doing the sexy time under the age of 20, so does that make most people in this country a nonce?
Or on the terrifying flip side, some places are as low as 9 years old :(
www.zonu.com/images/0X0/2010-02-20-11779/Edad-de-consentimiento-sexual-en-el-Mundo-2006.png
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:38, archived)
# yeah, true..
I think theres a massive difference between two 14 or 15 yr olds experimenting with a fiddle and frap, and a 40 yr old Lamé wearing cigar chewer getting Rapey in the back of his car though.

personally, I think at 15 they're still babies.. I have a 17 yr old son and I still don't think he's emotionally ready for a sexual relationship.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:43, archived)
# haha, I bet he loves you for that
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# I haven't watched it so forgive my only going by what the press have said
but why did these girls repeatedly jump at the chance for a ride in his car if they weren't happy to exchange a grope for an appearance on top of the pops?

Not saying he wasn't completely abusing his position of power and was a wrongun, but he didn't chloroform them or anything.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:34, archived)
# I guess
you do stupid things when you are a kid.

You've summed it up pretty well, most of the girls were dazzled by the Rolls, TOTP, being in the company of celebrity.

But there was a rather horrible story from a girls school for 'troubled' kids. Saville used the girls for his TV audience, and raised money for the school.
One girl accused him of molesting her, and for her troubles she was locked up in the schools equivelent of solitary for having the nerve to speak out against 'Uncle Jimmy'.
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# Christing heck
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# yeah..
Collusion to the nth degree there!

It's this type of activity that should be investigated!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:44, archived)
# I have heard, and believe someone mentioned this yesterday...
That he had his OWN PRIVATE ROOM at Stoke Manderville hospital, I cannot for the life of me sugar coat that at all.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:52, archived)
# again this is the attitude of "bad things do not happen" and "therefore it didn't happen" and "you're making it up"
and "we don't want any trouble, shut the fuck up"
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# "Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get inside your limo and let you put your finger inside me. And if I go down on you, I get a movie part."
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Casting couch
Im guessing that still goes on today.
Well, Fred Dineage told me it was normal...
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# if you don't talk about bad things
bad things never happened

la la la la hands on ears... la la la..

etc.
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# Elvis.
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# John Peel married a 15 year old.
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# yeah well maybe, he did allegedly rape that girl.
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#
This repost from June sure has a lot more relevance now...
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#
Did Glitter have a beard?
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#
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# Ta
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# Father Christmas
Doesn't like children?
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#
He doesn't like naughty ones. That's why Black Peter beats them with a stick.
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# Bard dog
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# bonio bonio
wherefore art thou?
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# *applauds*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:26, archived)
# sorry ham
didn't see you there

looking a bit ruff !
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:19, archived)
# No worries, I made it on a laptop anyway
I'm not fucking doing that again :P
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:22, archived)
# nice one
I need a tight grip on something firm when I'm masturbating making stuff and even then it's a bit shoddy
The thought of having to do all that with a tiny touch pad gives me the shivers
Hats off to all you laptop users
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# I like that eyebrowed fella.
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# that's quite unsettling
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# Lully
reminds me of Sweep :)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Aw... bless him.
:D

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Bard Pitt?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Morning! Every week we ask a new question and look for funny/daft/interesting answers, sometimes about Honda Accords. Help us choose the new question by voting for one of these suggestions:

Old tech that you still prefer - We use a ten-year-old iMac G4 instead of a stereo system. Cost less than £20 from eBay, looks beautiful in the living room, and holds our entire collection. Who needs new shit?

Fancy dress costumes - A former boss of mine went to a party as Marilyn Monroe. One thing led to another, and he turned up at work on Monday morning, still in drag, his wig missing in action, looking like he'd been pulled through a hedge. Bonus points for not just finding pics from the lolinternet

Evil kids - Some kids are, for want of a better word, just plain Evil. Whether it's dropping a brick on the class hamster or stealing the asthmatic kid's inhaler, they seem to show no remorse or fear of authority. Tell us about Satan's offspring

Feeble excuses - My grandad's mate once claimed that he found his wife in bed starkers with a gentleman who was equally unclothed. Her reply: 'The laundry's taking a while'.

Traits that drive you insane - What do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall?







Vote closes around lunchtime, when I get bored, or if a clear winner emerges. Democracy? Feh.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] He kept helping them forrin kids right up to the end
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# nice
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# Handsome fellow
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:00, archived)
# is that....
Christopher Walken?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:08, archived)
# No it's just Hitler
But I removed his moustache. He reminds me of Hugh Laurie
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:19, archived)
# More Stephen Fry if anything
Irony.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:32, archived)

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