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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:44, archived)
# hehe................them bones ,them bones them, tom bones
my brains' into auto-compute lately...must try switching it off then back on again.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Go for it! You always come up with great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably been done already...
NSFW
(SausageArmBear Sausage Arm Bear, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:29, archived)
# no thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:34, archived)
# What is it, NSFW Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:35, archived)
# it has
but with less realistic, large, dildocock
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:39, archived)
# how appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:39, archived)
# lucasarts 4eva n r hartz :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:04, archived)
# NSFW
Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:45, archived)
# New newsletter
Don't you know?
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue575/
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Yay!
Wait... you're not Rob...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Rob
is Legion.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:37, archived)
# for he is many?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:39, archived)
# for he is manky
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:40, archived)
# and spanky
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:50, archived)
# i think we all are a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:46, archived)
#
And then he pulled a face...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Ello Luvs

Been ages and all that. How are we?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Not bad personally, you?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:24, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:32, archived)
# :D
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:36, archived)
# :D
"whatever one wants der der de der"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:42, archived)
# haha not seen that before!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:46, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:48, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 23:10, archived)
# Good ta
Learning the lingo, eating lots of herring. The usual
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:25, archived)
# fine ta
slight problem with the boiler(water not wife)but the plumber's coming soon.Back's playing up(need to get out more)but got some tablets.Kids are growing up fast and everything.Need to get the cat to the vets.Budgie died.Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:21, archived)
# did the cat eat the budgie?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:25, archived)
# not on this occasion
it did kill my daughter's hamster once though...managed to snag it as was climbing on the bars....poor thing.....sad day:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Back's alright
knee's a bit twatty lately though. Still, one step closer to needing a bionic limb. Poor Budgie!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Preston Wright Long III FTW
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] The Real King
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:10, archived)
# my besht mate
*adopts*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Are we not glue?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Haha
Stik it good!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley Basset
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:47, archived)
# :D
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:50, archived)
# I think they're both quite nice
Wa-hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Cousin of yours...?
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:58, archived)
# bit ruff...
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I immediately regret this decision.

(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:45, archived)
# His head is enormous.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:47, archived)
# yes
I find disproportionately large heads amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:49, archived)
# this
seems to automatically "cartoonize" them....if there is such a verb
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:55, archived)
# No Jazz Flute
?
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:50, archived)
# A glaring omission.
Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:52, archived)
# NEEDS MORE COWBELL!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:55, archived)
# I really haven't
thought this through have I.
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Also
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:01, archived)
# This is my mate Neil


After his Mrs let slip that he does all the ironing in their house.
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Nicko is dangerously close to doing a duck-face pose in that shot
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:09, archived)
# good spot!
he's a looker isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:21, archived)
# I think he thought he was posing for a MySpace shot
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 6 Apr 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Nice
I clicked the "I like lamp!" button
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheers! You can have this not-as-good one then


(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:55, archived)
#

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Christ.
I've just been through all 8 of those.

And suddenly feel much, much older.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Well I suppose you are a couple of minutes older
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:56, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:03, archived)
# no escape
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] one way ticket please
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:32, archived)
# That's a big tumour.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:36, archived)
# unfortunately it was from a picture of a poor lad and is about lifesize there.
horrible - don't want to image search that one again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one...I really have to do some work.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:25, archived)
# haha spang
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahaha - I liked the conversation they had on 8 out of 10 cats (I don't fucking care - I like it)
about how the "Mobot" was actually really shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Not the mobot that is shit...
...it is the twats who do it/did it talk about it. I saw a dick in the street with it on a t-shirt just after the Olympics!
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:53, archived)
# I AM NOT A RACIST
...I have lots of Maori friends.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just thrower this one in instead


Click for bigger (390 kb)
(mrwoggle, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Ha ha!
"I'm at the top of the stairs,
looking down beyond the risers,
and the only piece of carpet I can see,
is the bit we had left over,
from that job we did in Dover,
I don't think it's going to fit (or rhyme)"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:35, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Nibble nibble...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:19, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
A very short film , I would wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] God Save The Queef
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:55, archived)
# \o/
I think we have a winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Parp Life a close second
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Remember that fabric conditioner advert?
Softness is a thing called cuntfart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:14, archived)
# soft and warm
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Toot!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(MrMorv, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Ha ha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Haha!! and Arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Nevermind the choirboys, here's the ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:56, archived)
# funny
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:27, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 23:12, archived)
# Roffle
(Eukanuba, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] DEFINITELY NSFW - Michael Gove's fledgling modelling career started in Salford
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/83207/1365162351/MICHAELGOVE.jpg

[MOD EDIT - IF IT'S NSFW THEN JUST LINK IT]

(mrwoggle, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Might be an idea to link to the picture rather than display it.
Just thought I'd get in before the flaming hammers of righteous fury set forth.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Fp this NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Uh-oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Like so.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:49, archived)
# This
made me laugh!
(MrMorv, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:53, archived)
# I like
this
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:59, archived)
# type haha
it's been known to work :P
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:33, archived)
# My boss just saw this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Ah, the perks of being self-employed...
(I'm not, but you get the idea).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:54, archived)
# I am!
Boss = wife :D
She has just asked me where the marigolds are. *gulp*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:58, archived)
# You need to be punished. Oh yes.
*snapping of rubber gloves*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Good luck in your new job.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:54, archived)
# You massive, massive twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:54, archived)
# OOPS
Apologies.Couldn't work the NSFW bit..Slap my wrist a little harder
(mrwoggle, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
I know it's the kid's hols
but I need you to write some lols
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Transporting missiles is a bad Korea move.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:30, archived)
# +1 from Manley
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Thank you kindly!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Proudly supporting the Falklands' claim to Argentina
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Announcing our impotent plans to launch on Reddit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Voted product of the year.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:53, archived)
# Littlejohn: Judgment on Gothemo
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:54, archived)
# IT'S THE JONG TROUSERS, GROMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:56, archived)
# UN, D'OH! TWAT
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:58, archived)
# ROLF HARRIS LATEST: Victim claims she was 'tied down' and her pouch 'violated'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Police now reporting hatecrime against fat autisms; OFFTOPIC celebrate, wobbly and not looking each other in the GET OFF ME OFFICER I DIDN'T HATE ON NOBODY
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:57, archived)
# SNOW! IN APRIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:58, archived)
#
It comes out your bum like a bomb from Kim Jong-Un, diarrhoea diarrhoea.
(TheCastrator, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Something KORea, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Nah,
Korea doesn't come out of my bum, you silly sausage.
(TheCastrator, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:21, archived)
# JUSTIN BIEBER: I WILL NEVER TOUR NORTH KOREA
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:01, archived)
# Billions disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:02, archived)
# KIM JONG UN FEEL THE NOIZE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:30, archived)
# This line was funny before you reddit
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Sigue Sigue Sputnik promo stunt backfires
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:55, archived)
# A Vile Product of Internet Culture
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:58, archived)
# PYONGYANG CLAIMS CREDIT FOR "NUCLEAR" WINTER IN APRIL
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Too obtuse?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:44, archived)
# I miss Jade
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:45, archived)
# How obtuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:47, archived)
# or the TV show?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Just throw this up. Not sure what a hurch is but it sounds bad.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:42, archived)
# mmm, corn?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:57, archived)

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