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VorderMan
With the ability to count really quick
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 23:12,
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no they are now surgically enhancedmuch like her new tits
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 23:30,
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That looks tasty!
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 23:31,
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bjork wore a t shirt that said thisimjussayin
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 23:47,
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tank qfine pun fuck
spotify:track:7nKCsde12N5WdBei9C7QM1 (Hit Em Wit Da Hee - Amended Version by Missy Elliott feat. Lil' Kim and Mocha)
(spotify:track:7nKCsde12N5WdBei9C7QM1 (Hit Em Wit Da Hee - Amended Version by Missy Elliott feat. Lil' Kim and Mocha)
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 22:19,
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FINEFUCKSTATEMENTimjussayin
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 22:24,
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that reminds me of my version i guess i should repost it nao
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 23:04,
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whoah -- holy shitThat's gonna give me Ba-ha-ha-haaad dreams
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 15 Jun 2013, 0:23,
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THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 23:52,
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hahaPersonally I think a better compo would have been 101 uses for a Wolverine
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 23:15,
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Ooh, the amount of ladders he gets in his stockings...and he expects his mum to go and buy him some more... no sense of responsibility, some people...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 23:34,
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Are you a cephalopod in peril? Teuthida troubled?CALL "SQUID SAVIOUR"!!! (Some networks may charge premium rates).
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 18:52,
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I ordered this clock from www.squidsaviour/merchandise.comthey sent me a prawn nailed to a breadbin
FOCKIN PRAWNS!
(FOCKIN PRAWNS!
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:26,
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Mine always sticks at 20 minutes to 39.Get your fokkin' tentacle out of my face!
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:29,
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HONEY, WHAT TIME IS IT? - wednesday
I FOCKIN TOLD YOU NOT TO BUY THAT FOCKIN CLOCKPRAWN!
*jumps through window*
spotify:track:27igFVa4ccGtNgwAPzRIix (Ai No Corrida by Quincy Jones)
(I FOCKIN TOLD YOU NOT TO BUY THAT FOCKIN CLOCKPRAWN!
*jumps through window*
spotify:track:27igFVa4ccGtNgwAPzRIix (Ai No Corrida by Quincy Jones)
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:34,
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Mummy says I can't talk to you anymore.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:42,
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is it cuz of the gooch candies?the guy swore they were chode chews
:/
FOCKIN PRAWNS, MAN!!
(:/
FOCKIN PRAWNS, MAN!!
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:45,
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Frankly, yes. Yes, it is.The brine content made us all very, VERY sick.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:52,
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SquidSaviour do this inverse brine-conductor, bit pricey, you can get a punnet for 30 euro.it will cause mayhem of the sternum though
imjussayin
FOCKIN PRAWNS!
spotify:track:77y6skfj4H6MyZz5ZO5eIy (The Dude by Quincy Jones)
(imjussayin
FOCKIN PRAWNS!
spotify:track:77y6skfj4H6MyZz5ZO5eIy (The Dude by Quincy Jones)
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:55,
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It's a quarter to lethal!I've got the horn now, thanks...
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:11,
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HONEY, WHAT TIME IS IT?....ermm..
*jumps thorugh gazebo*
PRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWZ!!!!!!!!
(*jumps thorugh gazebo*
PRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWZ!!!!!!!!
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:12,
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Why is it never Fresh O'Clock?FUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:18,
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i think the dial is stuck behind the cunt's neckFOCKIN PRAWNS, MAN!
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:20,
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you know what they say about necks (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:28,
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hai am jon voigt, tonight i died in anaconda
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:53,
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hello sir!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:29,
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Where's the poll?I'm voting for Stadium Soup! o/'
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:31,
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COMPLIANCEStadium Soup?
spotify:track:1WphELcUboohDRIynqQe6E (Lose Control - Amended Album Version by Missy Elliott)
(spotify:track:1WphELcUboohDRIynqQe6E (Lose Control - Amended Album Version by Missy Elliott)
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:38,
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Stale* prawns for everyone! '\o/'*lethal
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:43,
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LETAL WAPON DREI: fOCKin PRaWns MAn
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:45,
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last night in lagos
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 22:13,
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god speed jurgen prochnowspotify:track:7bSNtkIJeaxyGs7qjkZ7gW (My Star by Ian Brown)
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 22:23,
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They are enhanced by a whopping great pair of testicles. Shlvng,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:10,
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I think you'll find that's Ant and Dec.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:14,
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looks like anudda case fah
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:30,
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You absolute rotter.Some people haven't got penises, you know.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 18:27,
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Duchess of Cambridge in safe hands: the Yeoman of the Flange
She's elected for a 'media birth', full story is here:
eveningharold.com/2013/06/14/kate-middleton-elects-to-have-a-media-birth/
I really did a terrible job with the ruffs, though. Really shonky.
congrabulations, it's a mutant
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:45,
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In the Kingdom of the Blind, and all that
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 18:19,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 18:26,
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shits and giggles here :D
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:33,
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fugly cunt?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:40,
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You must stop spending so much time on your work, Froggy.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 18:30,
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XD...He looks like a nerdy anime character now.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 17:00,
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A very special power...he goes around smashing shit up afterward.
edit...turns into a fucking Taiwanese idiot of course. transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:48,
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I've got a sofa with the same leather as his head.Shopped photos only etc :p
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:39,
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the fucking cranium out of him!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:50,
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Ross Kemp really needs to go see a doctor......as a miniature version of Patrick Stewart's face seems to have appeared in the middle of his head.
( transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:56,
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We need more GnopsThat is a quality Gnop
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 15 Jun 2013, 0:04,
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gnops is the singular form
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 16 Jun 2013, 22:23,
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cock man?
thinking about it, should've been "snake in the cage"
g0atchild Is back and has been away since,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:45,
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On this cover however......it just looks like a small magical sausage is hovering tantalisingly out of reach.
( transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:53,
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GIVE ME BACK MY HAAAAAAANNNDD!!!! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:32,
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Ha ha, is that becausehe's signed up for Terminator 5?
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:35,
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oh you have GOT to be shitting me Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:40,
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I didn't even know there'd been a 4th one!According to wiki. On June 14, 2013 it is reported that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be back for 5th film, and he said the filming will start in January 2014.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_%28franchise%29
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:03,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_%28franchise%29
Was Salvation not the 4th one?
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:14,
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oh ffsthey'll probably write some bullshit into the script about how they're giving the terminators wrinkles and liver spots to make them look more human.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:18,
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Not mention why they're chest and arms are getting smaller but there stomach bigger
give me your plus-sized clothes, your comfy slippers and your mobility scooter Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:25,
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Haha, give me your incontinace pants your reading glasses and your bus pass....
i think i need new glassesi read that as butt gas
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:37,
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I think I just need glasses. not had an eyes test for over 15 yearsBut i have to use a magnifing glass to read food lables and maps
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:45,
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got a reminder letter off my optician this morningi swear they type the words as small as they fucking can to convince people they need glasses! i need new ones, i broke the arm off my good ones when i was pissed and bent my reading glasses, too
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:57,
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I'v only got 1 mate left that doesn't use them! yay to old age and decrepitude!
*arthritic fives*then again, i've worn them since i was 14
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:08,
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he'll probably have had all his joints replaced anywayand he has a pigs heart.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:11,
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haha brilliant!!!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:51,
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The Third Reaaaarghaaaaaargheeeeeeaaaaaaarghk.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:04,
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Tagline: We're never gonna survive unless... he goes a little crazy.
we all go a little crazy sometimes Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:31,
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Uh-Oh!!!! Wogan's in trouble with the Rozzers again!
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:05,
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And Kenneth's not best pleased
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:06,
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wooohooo!!!! First FP!!! Gives me a right bone off that, cheers all! :) xx
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 15 Jun 2013, 12:59,
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Arrested for being foomphed in public
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:06,
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he can't help itthe dirty devil
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:07,
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I like thisand have clicked appropriately
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:24,
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yaaaaaaysers!!!!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:28,
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Hahaha! Splendid.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:38,
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he's a dapper fellow alright, I tell ya :)
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:52,
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mmmm new chocolatey taste!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:54,
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gotta love a gnop!appreciate it bossman :)
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:56,
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Brace yourself for "Return Of The Bandwagoneer"You know it's gonna happen.
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:37,
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akshally transvestites are still men, Transsexuals would technically be ex-men :DPS you look good in a hat :D
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:38,
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There's a newsletterb3ta.com/newsletter/issue585/
I hope that some of you like it. You know who you are.
(I hope that some of you like it. You know who you are.
amygdala,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:25,
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FP link goes to newsletter 584 still....Some form of strange recycling?
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:43,
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he's rubbish in the sun, but oooh! look! it's mint!
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:11,
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why does he remind me of Dawkins?
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:17,
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wow, well done!*EATS*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:27,
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and that's why he's rubbishoh no! beast/feast is attacking me! oh, wait... I can just eat him...
nomnomnom
winner!
(nomnomnom
winner!
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:31,
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ya got the cross in without cracking the chocolate!well played.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:57,
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of all the things on b3ta, this disgusts me the mosta blue hairy Feast? *voms*
also, clicks - top shop!
(also, clicks - top shop!
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sat 15 Jun 2013, 5:42,
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you must be out of your tiny mind!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:07,
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What a colourful bunch!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:25,
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