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No idea where I was going with this.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:40, archived)

i'm going to guess and say

mcdonald's?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:46, archived)

I'd like to say Fresh, but can't

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:00, archived)

I want a double rancid burger.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:32, archived)

Stop!

Burger time.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:23, archived)

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:35, archived)

Well I like it!!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:59, archived)

I like it too.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:21, archived)

Thank you both ^

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:27, archived)

avast!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:15, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:17, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:25, archived)

Ha-ha!

Four and twenty Blackbeards baked in a pie.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:20, archived)

arf!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:21, archived)

haha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:23, archived)

Hahahaha

Very good. Love it

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Frogbeat, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:24, archived)

Hahaha excellent..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:31, archived)

I guess they're better than the land based alternative...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:32, archived)

yes, but the hats are delightful

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:33, archived)

no not pie way robbery :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:34, archived)

hahaha...

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)

This image challenge is ace :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:18, archived)

hahahahaha doh

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:45, archived)

Oh god.

Rate my pie.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:32, archived)

Haaargh! Haaargh! Haaargh! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, Jimlad, Haaaaargh!!!

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:15, archived)

Haaargh! Haaargh! Haaargh! Haaargh! Haaargh! Haaargh! Haaargh! Haaargh! Haaargh! Haaargh! Haaargh! Haaargh!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:29, archived)

Pie-rate grammar

Shouldn't it be "Them be pi'rates"?

Love it.

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:32, archived)

All the prices should have been 3.14

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 12:19, archived)

Oirish pearly whites

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p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:13, archived)

Colin ran away with the gate, but now he has returned.

Hello, Colin.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:15, archived)

combining last week's challenge entry with scouse humour in the shittest way possible

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:01, archived)

Open the window, let in some fresh ear.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:13, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:25, archived)

But I didn't enter last week :-(

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:15, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:22, archived)

verteargo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:27, archived)

oof!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:33, archived)

Start, you vicious bastard!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:15, archived)

Very old pea...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:19, archived)

Austin Bauers .

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Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:26, archived)

yay!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:27, archived)

Spinal tap

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:31, archived)

International Man of Midgetry.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:34, archived)

oof!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:42, archived)

"If you kill heem, all this will be mine."

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:19, archived)

heh heh

my first car was an A40.....back in '71......bought it at auction....drives home....no fourth gear!!!!! :(

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:23, archived)

First car blues, man.

Mine had a stereo that ate other people's tapes for fun.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)

Mine was an Austin mini metro with a blown head gasket and 89.000 on the clock, I replaced it for 30 quid...

and nursed the little baby past 139.000 miles over the next 5 years, god I loved that car...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:42, archived)

With the exception of a treacherous Fiesta, all mine have been true and faithful servants.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:58, archived)

Mine was more scrap yard than orignall by the end......

it was dead when I got it and should have been scrapped, but served me well for 5 years with a bit of tender loving care

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:01, archived)

My first car was a hat.

Lousy handling but very good mileage.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:43, archived)

Loon

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:13, archived)

:-) I now have 3 coats and a bus pass :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:59, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:25, archived)

also

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:21, archived)

Hope he hadn't had a fruity curry that made him farty....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)

fruit in curry is an abomination

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:01, archived)

Terrible homophobia

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:04, archived)

it's just wrong

curry should contain veg, MEAT, spices and lots of chillies and sauces. none of this korma nonsense, i don't want curry that stinks like baby vom!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:11, archived)

Proper curry has no meat

And anyway ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:14, archived)

i make my own

and buy recognisable meat from the butcher. i don't do ready meals.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:24, archived)

But tomatos, chili peppers and bell peppers are all fruit :-(

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:21, archived)

don't use tomato or bell peppers

just onions, carrots, peas,(yes, peas) mushrooms, oyster sauce, fish sauce, soy sauce, cardamom, cumin, fivespice, garlic, ginger, dried chilli flakes, meat and generic curry powder

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:27, archived)

Fuck off with you asian stuff and stick your carrots peas and mushrooms up your...........! ;-)

Onion, chicken, butter, cream, garlic, chilis, papprika, turmaric, cummin, ginger, cyan, habonearo sauce, cinamon, cardamon, fenalgreek, corriandor, salt and pepper.....

Some time bell pepers tomatos and tomato puree

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:42, archived)

ah, you go more for the indian taste

which i've never been keen on. habaneros, yes, but i've got ghost chillies! :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:48, archived)

Yer I like indian theme for curry, I love chinese food but hate all oriental curries I'v tried,

I do agree about your fruit though, apple and sultanas in curry is just wrong,

I used habaneros sauce at lot. love to put some in my home made burgers... I'v yet to experience the ghost though!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:56, archived)

when you do, tread very lightly

they're fucking evil strength

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:57, archived)

I think you out of my legue there....

Habaneros hot enough for me...........

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)

i love hot food

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:12, archived)

Sorry about him, he's from Barcelona...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:13, archived)

Man, how fucking weird is that?

Double Fawlty Towers post.
Coincidence?

Yeah, petty much.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:16, archived)

Yes,

you'd somehow replied to my post or me to yours, subconsciously.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:24, archived)

youtu.be/-b5aW08ivHU

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Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:37, archived)

*clicks like a pair of castanets*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:17, archived)

needs slappin'

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:26, archived)

Pardon? ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:31, archived)

Cilla, black

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:40, archived)

so very, very wrong

and that's just her singing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:47, archived)

Yorkshire accent joke #34

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)

Spelling changes a little in the future.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:54, archived)

silliness

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:00, archived)

Watch us rek the mic

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:15, archived)

psyk

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:18, archived)

oppa newkie style

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:25, archived)

Set phasers to pun.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:19, archived)

On T'Yorkshire theme.

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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:47, archived)

Oh, good lord...

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)

I used to love the gordie bloke on the NTL help line.....

"way eye mun, luks like ya havin sum prublums wiv your brewed band, bust get ya sum elp reet quick"

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:51, archived)

hahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:12, archived)

why can't i reply?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:51, archived)

oh, NOW it works!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:52, archived)

I'v heard lack of onions can cause it.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:53, archived)

that can't be it

i've always got plenty of onions

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:55, archived)

But you still have the need for more...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:56, archived)

only for my curries

i've still got 3 portions in the freezer, so it'll be sunday before i make another one

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:59, archived)

it's the one thing that pisses me off the most, running out of onions....

everthing else can have a work around or a change, but I can't think of many meals that don't need an onion..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:02, archived)

if i ever run out

i just nick some from my mum's cupboards. she buys tons of the bloody things! i'd grow them, but 2 years is a long time to wait for onions and the onion sets are harder to get than seeds.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:06, archived)

I only ever realize I'v ran out at about 9 or 10 at night when I go to cook dinner at it's too late to go to the shop..

And my mum lives about 40 miles away!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)

i make my curry about 5

because it takes a couple of hours to do. shop over the road sells onions and doesn't shut till 10.30

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:16, archived)

I cook dinner after shower...

and rufuse to go out after shower as I'd want another when I got back in

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:28, archived)

i shower after cooking

because i and my house smell like the kitchen of a chinese restaurant by the time the curry's done. then it's shower and comfy time with a film, a bowl of curry and, if i'm feeling naughty, maybe a pint.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:49, archived)

I have combined living room kitchen :-(

~~maybe a pint~~*

*hour long session with your dildo!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:59, archived)

an hour?

you've known some hard-to-please women!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:03, archived)

I'm just really crap in bed :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:25, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:29, archived)

Vive le cliché!

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xandmi, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:24, archived)

needs more onions

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:39, archived)

I trust everyone here is well versed on Slovenian fizzy drinks

www.cockta.eu/

(MrPerson Not this again, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:18, archived)

sorry....I've had to report this image.....you may well receive a summons

www.apostrophe.org.uk/

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:29, archived)

this vigilante tactic bullshit wont' scare me

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:31, archived)

hmmmmmm

public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/wont.html

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:36, archived)

i know. i was expressing how youre 'customary vigilante tactic bullshit' does'nt scare me

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:41, archived)

Stop it!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:48, archived)

...and here I am, waiting with baited breath for your reply.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:44, archived)

ahem

doesn't
"I've had it with these motherfuckin' 'postrophies on this motherfuckin' /board"

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:11, archived)

meh, seams, shmeams....

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:57, archived)

promise i'll try harder next time

only FP-grade material from me from now on, yessirree!! ;)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:26, archived)

at least you're not an orphan anymore :)

think of the orphans

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:39, archived)

They got wasted by the warriors...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:48, archived)

That's you that is pilgrim.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:47, archived)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:25, archived)

My name is Ash, and I am a statue.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)

My name is Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod - I was born in 1518 in the Highlands of Scotland, and I......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:39, archived)

why didnt i see this earlier -- I love it!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:25, archived)

(MrPerson Not this again, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:54, archived)

<<smirk>>

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:24, archived)

Valid for A compo, just not THIS one.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:48, archived)

Quite a meaty role to play

bet it took (saus) ages to prepare for

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:51, archived)

Worn out?

He was fried.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:53, archived)

oh scare may 'er

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:08, archived)

dude, fuck no

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:08, archived)

Lemme shoehorn a pearoast in here.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:22, archived)

Close Encounters of the T. Hird Kind

Idea by lockwood, Listopia

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:47, archived)

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:42, archived)

haha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:42, archived)

Good lord!

*click*

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:53, archived)

hahaha...no idea what it is,but it made me laugh :D

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:57, archived)

Hahaha, I l'ike that .. :-)

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xandmi, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:29, archived)

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