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# Fnar fnar
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:33, archived)
# YES and YES
and *click* :)
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:42, archived)
# nice
"I don't think I've had a Dorset knob", said the actress to the Bishop
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:49, archived)
# As always, very good :)
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:51, archived)
# haha
yeasty... made me snigger
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Shouldn't
the top circle be a taller elipse LIKE A PENIS?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:35, archived)
# haha of course.
(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 17:26, archived)
# lovely =)
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:20, archived)
# And he's sent him the wrong way...
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Change the ball for a nut! ;)
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Damn!
Now I know why they give us L plates...
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:57, archived)
# You have 3 days left
And then there are NO excuses :D
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:59, archived)
# No gold star....
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Can the nut not go where the ball was?
Nice one :D
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Waaaagh....
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] thanks to Frogb3at
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:28, archived)
# Yes!!!
Froggie will love it! :)
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:38, archived)
# quiet start to the day?
As if people had something better to do?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:47, archived)
# I know, I know...
:D
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:59, archived)
# I'm not here
I have w**k to do
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:15, archived)
# i'm here, but I am drinking coffee and having a wank
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:16, archived)
# I was just having an espresso AND a tea on the side

I don't give a shit about what people think
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:45, archived)
# daaaamn! You are hardcore
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:04, archived)
# ...or
Fuck Da Police
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Yay!

(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:01, archived)
# I do love it :D
Morning and say...
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:01, archived)
# He's after your nuts
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Whorses (night mares).

(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:38, archived)
# Jeremy!!!!
Yay! Ning Moley \O/
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:43, archived)
# Morning old bean!
How's it hanging?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:55, archived)
# Tip Top sir!
You? :)
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Me so super.
:D
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Night Mares, excellent!
Nice stockings too
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Hores?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:12, archived)
# A big box of hores.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:48, archived)
# Oh myyy
That second picture is just... wrong :O
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:15, archived)
# I know, a ginger with blue eyeshadow...
a ginger with blue eyeshadow...Just looks awful.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:29, archived)
# Sayyyy, that's a sexy horse
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Genuine lols
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Basils!
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:22, archived)
# 'Tis the season(ings)!
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:35, archived)
# Ning!
:D
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha! Best of all the Basils!
:D
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:39, archived)
# :D
:)
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha, nicely Ninj
Watched a Faulty Towers 2 nights ago (The Lord Melbury episode) for the first time in years. Bloody excellent it was.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Cheers Q!
I can't stop watching the buggers, even if I do know them word for word :)
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:55, archived)
# You know there were only two episodes of Fawlty Towers ever made.
The one when he was Hitler and beat up his car because of the rat is my favourite.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:57, archived)
# Que?
;)
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:03, archived)
# Love it :)
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Cheers mate
:D
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 3:35, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 3:37, archived)
# O__-
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 4:14, archived)
# He won by shoving a citrus fruit up its arse
Then cried, "Lemon entry, my dear Watson".
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 3:46, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 4:14, archived)
# You're fantasising again.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 4:28, archived)
# "The midgets were recruited as crewmen because they took up less space and needed less air."
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 3:46, archived)
# Horrible movie.
I watched it the other day.
:D
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 4:15, archived)
# but hopping about the parlour, is the very latest style!
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 5:10, archived)
# "Saddened, the detective retreats to his room to seek solace in drugs and his violin."
So, a happy ending after all :)
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 7:14, archived)
# That seems a good enough reason to me

I think I want some midgets now
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:18, archived)
# Do you enjoy praise, by the way?
I think your picture is very good.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 3:53, archived)
# Praise is a double-edged sword.
Thanks!
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 4:16, archived)
# Do you enjoy double-edged swords?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 4:28, archived)
# They're beautiful! :D/
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 4:30, archived)
# Absolutely smashing!!!
*click* :)
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 5:44, archived)
# Wonderful - and exciting!
Sherlock's got a bit of a Han Solo thing going on there
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Very good work atomic
*clicks*
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:04, archived)
# Oh my
Proper shit :D
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Follow up single selling well, I hear
 

 
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 2:43, archived)
# I read somewhere that there’s a conspiracy.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 2:52, archived)
# I hadn't heard the name til this year, but apparently he's been a successful songwriter for years
I am not buying the "satire" line, this is just obnoxious fame-whoring
 
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 2:57, archived)
# still, no is always no
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 3:06, archived)
# No no, not about him specifically.
Just, you know, a general conspiracy.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 3:48, archived)
# that's what they want you to think
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 4:03, archived)
# the man in the black van says he's worried about me
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 4:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 4:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 4:42, archived)
# Well, there isn't

Please go about your business and stop thinking about it.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:19, archived)
# And apparrently it's OK if you tie the kangaroo down first
or if the kiddie porn is ficticious
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 3:06, archived)
# baby furs.
 
there ain't nothin right with that
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 3:15, archived)
# I've said before (as in this is a tenuous pea)
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 3:23, archived)
# OH YEAH
 

 
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 3:37, archived)
# And now,
all of a sudden, the rabbit molesters have nothing.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 3:44, archived)
# oh well, there'll always be breakcore
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 4:16, archived)
# Ah.
Yiffy Yeah Rawface.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 7:18, archived)
# Great minds and all that jizz.

(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:08, archived)
# Who?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 3:51, archived)
# Quite.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 4:03, archived)
# ahhhahhah.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 6:36, archived)
# I. DIE.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 6:41, archived)
# What has he done?
He appears to have just made a song?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:28, archived)
# Who?
Why haven't I heard of this 'famous' person?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:08, archived)
# Hi everyone!

fuck
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 2:03, archived)
# that's some serious wanking that's gone on
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 2:15, archived)
# The little gingerbread man wanks harder than a tree monkey.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 2:26, archived)
# Gingerbread Cunt?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 2:25, archived)
# : )
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 2:27, archived)
# Um-pah Lum-pah
etc.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 3:07, archived)
# needs more magenta frosting
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 3:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Just Do It.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 0:53, archived)
# The version I remember is "doo-bee-doo-bee-doo" - Frank Sinatra
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 1:12, archived)
# Me Too.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 1:18, archived)
# Ok so where is it from? I can't remember where I heard it.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 1:20, archived)
# Here's a source:
books.google.co.uk/books?id=_knSvwux1WcC&lpg=PP1&dq=deadeye%20dick&pg=PT1#v=onepage&q=to%20be%20is&f=false
Earlier than that, possibly a peanuts cartoon. I doubt anybody notable in fact said either of the first two quotes, I think they were originally presented as synopses of the views of whichever philosphers (Nietzsche and Sartre, probably).
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 1:22, archived)
# Bathroom Wall for me...but with The F;intstone one added,
....and there may have been more...
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 1:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 1:25, archived)
# scatman john
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 3:23, archived)
# or Hoagy Carmichael's "Aba Daba Honeymoon", for that matter
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 1:28, archived)
# i do, and you do too
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 1:35, archived)
# MMMBop...bidi dapa doo wop Doo bi dapa doo bop Bidi dapa doo, yeah, yeah - Hanson
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 2:07, archived)
# With you on this.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 3:08, archived)
# Da-Do-Do Da Da-Da-Da -Sting
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 1:41, archived)
# Scooby Dooby Doooooo!
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:09, archived)
# have this blast from the past
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:30, archived)
# Arf!
Very nicely
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:35, archived)
# and another chin sniper
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:40, archived)
# in no way connected pearoast
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 0:12, archived)
# And goodnight all.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 0:30, archived)
# Haha just noticed the arrm.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Haha I wish I'd thought of that
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 1:12, archived)
# epic
this is ace, i can see this in an art gallery 8 feet wide.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 8:54, archived)
# Took this picture on Tuesday late afternoon from Beachy Head. See that lighthouse? I work there!

The only shopping is the beanstalk and the giant by the way o_O
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:22, archived)
# Also...
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:23, archived)
# OH FUCK - pantomime revisited.
Can this be the end for B3ta?
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:27, archived)
# Am I in trouble?
Coz if I am I'm off right now
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:29, archived)
# {:-p
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:37, archived)
# no one works in a light houses nowadays
they are used for isolated bumming sessions
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:46, archived)
# looks very nice
was it important enough for the Germans bomb it ?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 0:02, archived)
# I know the Canadians used it as bombing target practice.
Thank god they were shite
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 0:20, archived)
# ok, so now what
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Dunno.
We could shag.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:56, archived)
# i might catch something.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Have you got Skype?
Or is it just the way you walk... or something like that!
EDIT: Put a source picture up there and let's all have a go on it
All = me
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:07, archived)
# what?!?
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Pardon
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:10, archived)
# Might have a wank, or save it for later
balls are quite heavy.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:10, archived)
#

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Hahaha life is full of tough choices.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:16, archived)
# He looks so jaded.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:20, archived)
# yellow then blue
to make it last
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:23, archived)
# Oh Hollande! Not now...
hollande
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:58, archived)
# FLUUURB BLLLLUUUURRRRRB FLLLUUURBBBB
.



(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:39, archived)
# I like these type of things.
I see them on tumblr a lot.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:41, archived)
# love it!
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:58, archived)
# But what does it stand for?
Nicely done.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:09, archived)
# Certainly not pregnant ladies on the bus.
I bet it stands for no nonsense.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:35, archived)
# it stands for thought
coercive , malevolent ,fallacious happy , flippant , thoughtful thought.

thanking you sir

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:13, archived)
# Just finished playing that
I'm a late starter!
*click*
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:28, archived)
# That's cool
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Stay on target
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:29, archived)
# filth
arf
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:55, archived)
# That really wasn't funny until I CFB!
:D
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Oh, thanks. I clicked for bigger and got a face full of Bjork.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:37, archived)
# Quick! Create a distraction...
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:58, archived)
# Hahaha
God I have to click 'like' yet a bloody gain! We need a 'slow ya self' button. Or something like that!
:D
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:05, archived)
# Good one!
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:06, archived)
# Haha. Mugs.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:19, archived)
# That cheeky shit!
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Soon, very soon...
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:53, archived)
# That's the nuts
:D
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:03, archived)
# dangly
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:19, archived)
#
dingle dangle baw bags
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Didger giss ...
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ... wodidisyit?

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:26, archived)
# Hey I voted dragons as well
Just making the best worst of a bad job.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:29, archived)
# just do three dragons
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:53, archived)
# Well, I file-named
And I still have no fucking idea.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:05, archived)
# whoa, check 'em
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:16, archived)
# dubs ^5
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:21, archived)
# dubble dubs n quads
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 2:47, archived)
# Ya what what??!
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:09, archived)
# Now you know how I feel
every time there's one of these on the board.

Damn, I was hoping revenge would taste a lot sweeter than this.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:32, archived)
# A wop, bop, a loo mop
(a whap bamboo)
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:29, archived)
# Winnah!
(A lop, Bam, Boom!)
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:34, archived)
# aha
I finally recognise the guy on the end. Still no idea who Bam is though.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:37, archived)
# I had no idea either, but...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bam_Margera
... he's a celebrity due to his appearances on 'Jackass', which is a popular diversion on the radiodiffusion kinematograph.

It was either him or one half of Bam-Bam.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Hurumphhh
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:39, archived)
# Ade's what?
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:59, archived)
# Looking old?
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:03, archived)
# I know it's scary
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:04, archived)
# On Celebrity Masterchef!
I don't get out much
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:03, archived)
# You are mum.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:03, archived)
# Going to shit
On your doorstep!
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Leaving with it a massive deposit of A.I.D.S.
(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:10, archived)

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